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Comedian and host of the New England Film Podcast Two Boys in a Balcony - new episodes every Wednesday!

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Joined Twitter 4/3/09


No one in the history of the world scares me like Zelda Rubenstein
9/23
2020
In the eye of this beholder, anybody that got fooled by this drip is in fact also a fucking drip https://t.co/Nm94GwnUc4
9/22
2020
it turns out i can fall asleep even faster during a virtual training than an in person training. Good luck with rem… https://t.co/hQd9jviW44 @ShawnCarters @billyberue @DavidLMcDonough That’s so PeteBoston loves New York. Remember 9/11? Boston marathon? America? Woo. @alissacaliente @CaseyMalone Boston loves New York! Remember 9/11! Boston Marathon! America! Wooooooooo!
9/21
2020
It always warmed my heart that RBG and Scalia were friends. I hope she is up in heaven wondering where he is
Retweeted by Sean Sullivan, Grown UpBut will vote for it anyway https://t.co/bQOiAa5Uuw
9/20
2020
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9/19
2020
Noticing a lot of "Trump 2020: No more bullshit" signs in my town which is pretty weird branding for the incumbent… https://t.co/2GeUcxpvTKOk! https://t.co/HOjzeVmADc
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9/18
2020
Tag yourself. I’m a little eddie deezen, a little flounder https://t.co/QysJxpUjAL @mayercomedy Post-apocalyptic paul revere suits youFor those that were concerned from a previous tweet. I just wanted you to know today they gave me my ⭐️⭐️⭐️ End of tweet
Retweeted by Sean Sullivan, Grown Uphttps://t.co/RsjicZ6b0G https://t.co/k9Gyy8zO1WThere’s a serious political divide in America and it’s even starting to spread onto social media!
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9/17
2020
Don't just be proactive about the jobs you want. Be proactive about the jobs you DON'T want too 👍 https://t.co/2QQVooXiuH
Retweeted by Sean Sullivan, Grown UpYou really have to admire the Scholastic book club’s commitment to complete chaos in its flyers. Over 30 years of v… https://t.co/6ZqTLvEwVb
9/16
2020
Just sat in on my kids first zoom meeting with their teacher and I cannot imagine a single teacher I ever had k-12… https://t.co/p80gt1wbuB
9/15
2020
@KennethWReid Ken.Joe Rogan really playing a much bigger role in the 2020 election cycle than I would have thought @ericISNOTfunny I’m just taking time off so you can try and catch upThe best heist in National Treasure (2004) is of my time
9/14
2020
imagine watching "coastal elites"?This has to be the worst 9/11 since 9/11.
Retweeted by Sean Sullivan, Grown UpI'm convinced the Angry Birds game cheats sometimes. I cleared a level using only one bird and I got 1 star 🤷🏻‍♂️ G… https://t.co/jmZtZHVOyA
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9/11
2020
@CaseyMalone @joshgondelman @BDayBoysMitch My children were full on conceived on the Turkish twist @JoePalana i did.It's actually two prequels. One called cop and one called Robort. https://t.co/XsMnQ9vdxP @ericszyszka @WHMPodcast @benworcester They were all named KeithThe subscribers to @WHMPodcast’s Big Daddy Dispatch newsletter saw this photo from 2004 the other day. It’s when I… https://t.co/57jVCVVkzc
Retweeted by Sean Sullivan, Grown Up @ericszyszka @WHMPodcast @benworcester $20 from the boys in the balcony to whomever can ID the third guy!
9/10
2020
@BostonPatrolmen @AceHardware Have we ruled out that someone had bacon?And just like the 2021 best supporting actor race begins https://t.co/EwU52SvwuJAnybody who loves weed this much should not be allowed to own a dog. https://t.co/F8Pk4gKnBy
9/9
2020
@dyketacular I would like to swap legs with my enemy
9/8
2020
@LPizzle The Connors. No chance they fight fair. @JScottPatterson So Boston is out? @billyberue Why would I hire a boy with one hand when there are DOZENS of boys with two?It would appear that I have fallen victim to the Mandela Effect. I have long remembered that Johnny Tremain’s han… https://t.co/iHJhcn8Btz
9/7
2020
@Rob_Greene Stew boy @Rob_Greene Rob, you’re a fucking jerk
9/6
2020
@enomalas Professor Tappet @mattkoff @joshgondelman Matt, you don’t know me but if this results in jailtime for Josh, I will pretend to donate… https://t.co/D560ZN3f4eIf you’re wondering how Build-A-Bear Workshop is still open in the midst of this global pandemic, I am also wonderi… https://t.co/oX1eA9nYEsProud of this one. End of tweet https://t.co/aMMo3PxsDU
Retweeted by Sean Sullivan, Grown UpHarry: Lu, do you want to watch Bread Barbershop? Me: what’s red barbershop? Lucy: BREAD Me: nevermind @AustinIsntFunny So firm and long lasting? @AustinIsntFunny Gotta see what kinda arch support those fellas have @AustinIsntFunny I wouldThere’s a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up. @CaseyMalone FAIR @CaseyMalone I feel like movies are the one place that bomb can’t mean cool! @CaseyMalone Bombs bracket that has a fast and furious, a Star Wars, and the highest grossing film of all time? @CaseyMalone This doesn’t make a lick of sense
9/4
2020
@CaseyMalone Admittedly the music to Sonic slapsFor five straight minutes, my son has yelled “HEY ALEXA PLAY...” and then he says some music from a level in a Soni… https://t.co/vLQM0Hj4aYFuck cocaine. Let's start the "@joshgondelman go on Rogan" challenge
9/3
2020
@joshgondelman There’s a b in one and not a b in the other.Sometimes you’re watching a boring documentary about Biosphere 2 and then an Amish @JimGaffigan says “So I was invo… https://t.co/v4GI7gqgCb @joshgondelman QueenIf what you say is true, @BalconyBoysShow and @joshgondelman could be dangerous https://t.co/HumGCpKiD7 https://t.co/BgF0cpc07K
9/2
2020
@CaseyMalone @chelsea_davison God-tier casting https://t.co/AeHc9VQRZD*takes off Sherlock Holmes hat* Hmmmm interesting if true https://t.co/T9DEyoFpjLSCOOP SCOOP We’re fucked https://t.co/CzN3U4rwUV
9/1
2020
@CaseyMalone Kiss test is the only true test sorry to say @billyberue @DoctorZachJones You’re not my dad @CaseyMalone @billyberue Which will be easy because he is very flammable. @CaseyMalone @billyberue The thing we can all agree on is that Teen Groot can die in a fire @CaseyMalone @billyberue Casey, it was not a bit. He hated baby Groot until baby Groot snuggled drax. @billyberue Were you?Update: he said now he loves baby Groot @joshgondelman Hahahaha IT REALLY WILL BE @billyberue Strong enough @joshgondelman The people are turning on you. I gotta pull the chute and save myself!Can you imagine being as stupid as this guy? What a stupid ass guy https://t.co/94trkonm04 @billyberue HOW SMART WERE YOU WHEN YOU WERE A BABY @billyberue Dude. Baby Groot is a pimpYOU GETTING DRAGGED @billyberueImagine hosting a podcast with a person who texts you "Baby Groot dumb as fuck."This made me laugh. https://t.co/xxqGrk8194
Retweeted by Sean Sullivan, Grown Up @joshgondelman @lblair3702 Hi Blair that’s just not true @AMan4AllSaisons Sorry the picture won’t load @AvivaHadara @joshgondelman Good grief indeed. BLOCKED AND REPORTED
8/31
2020
@joshgondelman *pushes up glasses* Um actually while there is some physical elements to the internet (i.e. fiber op… https://t.co/5Hpx0RjUckI finally break a thousand likes on a tweet and it’s cause me and @joshgondelman are too stupid to cook @joshgondelman @Rogpod13 *josh has spoons* 367k likes @Teraphas @hanonondricek @Biig_Meeech @joshgondelman It would be better if the three of you just called each other and worked this out @Biig_Meeech @hanonondricek @Teraphas @joshgondelman Hey guys... stop being fucking dorksI spent this whole video going “yes! Finally! Anybody who pays with a check should be kicked out of stores!” but th… https://t.co/xzAz91WPGUTwitter is full of nerds @joshgondelman Long as we’re getting political, let’s quantify “pinch,” “dash,” and “to taste.” If I knew what tast… https://t.co/w5ikWO60sUThe most effective protests, historically, have been on the days when those in power are home.🧐 https://t.co/b5Ovvr1e2a @joshgondelman It’s a De Niro thing. You have to call him Rob, I get to call him Bob.
8/30
2020
QAnon Supporters: "Donald Trump and his allies are secretly fighting an elite pedophile conspiracy." Trump Allies:… https://t.co/896Ia2A8JC
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8/28
2020
@CaseyMalone How many times do I have to apologize?
8/27
2020
@thomcrowley You’ll know as soon as I know https://t.co/lHwC8e564D
8/26
2020
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8/25
2020

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