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she/her/hers • possessor of a fine cackle • author, rep’d by @annetibbets

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Joined Twitter 4/25/08


i'm sorry this house has what now https://t.co/cjVWKYORreIT HAS A FOLLY ALERT IT HAS A FOLLYguys i just need a humble 2.5 million to buy this french chateau that has columns gifted to the original owner by h… https://t.co/cyxhaNJl2y @whiskeyandspite i have thoroughly axed the possibility of buying the Doll Room House, i promise you @6502_ftw mysterious ceiling chute also has mewelp, found my first creepy doll room of this house search https://t.co/BF2YI75iZF @whiskeyandspite i love how all the replies are trying the kill the joke. the ULTIMATE MOOD. @pantalonesfuego i think that’s part of it, for sure. i’ve drastically increased my exercise and nothing changes 🤷‍♀️i earned this tum, mind you. those cakes didn’t bake themselves.when you accidentally put on a cropped t shirt with your quarantine tum https://t.co/ZOtnxRcQvO @TLT16 sorry, that's truly what i meant. in that if you enjoy teen stories, please read them, but the books aren't FOR adults. @TLT16 people act like adults **not** reading YA is weird and i don't quite understand it. but it's written for kid… https://t.co/foGOsw45HOCOVID admissions in our medical center are up 500% and currently 80% of cases in our hospital are due to the highly… https://t.co/bF0QzUb0Ac
Retweeted by Emily Edwards @naughtysecrets me: will you send me the link, my friend wants to listen to it. husband: SEE!!!?!?!?! also: https://t.co/0a0LMHDo62i do not understand the political upside for Republicans of having everyone in your state sick and dying https://t.co/0MrtTY4jvKhusband: someone turned the ocarina of time soundtrack into a prog rock album! me: you are acting like i am supposed to be excited by this. @danirat at first i thought you meant actual lighthouses and i was very confused.the $100+ states might offer for vaccines aren’t rewards for finally doing the right thing they’re subsidies for lo… https://t.co/KFjRvPa4lVi have noticed that white christian grandmas either become evil church ladies or absolute chaos agents and there is no in betweentech insider acting like the Urkel car is news smdh https://t.co/lV57HawFZa @Skelepunk https://t.co/OLrU3LE3K4 @blgtylr there is eventually a really weird jewish holocaust subplot too to remind you their comfort zone is WASPs only @Skelepunk you can have himthis makes me want to die a little https://t.co/IG8QbMjbcn @RebeccaRush639 just one but four is very good @timidwerewolf i just gagged a little!! @annamaria1word i think just my husband 😂this is how he waits for people to return https://t.co/2MKVZQ35Qp @ravenscimaven https://t.co/YD9AIuVHgZThis eviction crisis is going to be catastrophic, and, as usual in this country, worse for Black people. Because Bl… https://t.co/n0EJEbowv3
Retweeted by Emily Edwards @AhsokaKnows i just hate switzerland so much 🙃 @StarDagger @AhsokaKnows pedant @AhsokaKnows the last half hour of my life: host: the swiss love order! me: but they hate jews. host: the swiss bu… https://t.co/vwaluH7D3X @AhsokaKnows host: the swiss protestants were iconoclasts and after the reformation they removed statues from catho… https://t.co/1wvAHv35ndhow have we, as an international collective, not forced Switzerland to confront the bullshit of their “neutrality”… https://t.co/k60VbglXPOmy contempt for switzerland knows no boundsevery travel show in Switzerland: DO YOU LOVE THE ORDER AND AESTHETIC OF GERMANY BUT REFUSE TO GRAPPLE WITH HISTORY… https://t.co/XSgQ73ChIa
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2021
@NorwoodAye exactly! and they sincerely cannot grasp that they might KILL SOMEONE!DO YOU KNOW HOW COOL MY POLISH GRANDMA WAS. LIKE EVERY TIME I SHOWED UP TO HER HOUSE WITH CRAYOLA HAIR AND A SHORT… https://t.co/Tmfr2OUUuqi don't think it's fair that people older than me still have alive grandparents when all of mine were dead by the time i was like 26she's still a US citizen! she can be a duchess AND a governor!starting a viral campaign to write in Meghan Markle https://t.co/RJob08zvxwfor all intents and purposes, they're new, original movies just with a scrim of familiarity over them. the scrim is… https://t.co/BfxIwWG3INi don't... expressly have an issue with disney putting out movies that only have the flimsiest of threads to tie th… https://t.co/y4K8RsakhA @AnneTibbets for real. (i should also admit that i have absolute blinders when it comes to "adventure" properties,… https://t.co/N2LnZEmWnH @AnneTibbets like, yes it's obviously the ride because 1) they say it is and 2) the visual aesthetic is probably ma… https://t.co/UcGyf43uWq @bexone no, like, i understand it's a ride but it's not like hot, hot, intellectual property. it's a concept that t… https://t.co/LMuQz5LoZ6 @HayesBrown like, they named it after a ride with a name that's probably not even copy-writable, i feel like "intel… https://t.co/bBJj7ruRfii know no one cares but i do find it weird that people refer to JUNGLE CRUISE as "IP" when literally nothing is sto… https://t.co/cX40wRTEsQit is, rather patronizingly, referred to as "student's elbow" because it often occurs when people lean on their elb… https://t.co/L5PVq2sQaeI LOVE HIM https://t.co/yAoRylWHB4 @theluidaeg it's a daily reminder that i would've been plucked off by a scavenging animal prior to, like, 1830a few days ago i leaned on my elbow funny and now i cannot lean on my elbow on any surface (even my mattress) witho… https://t.co/aidTsrm2nS::pinches nose:: few things are more frustrating when you see someone bash "corporations" and know that they should… https://t.co/aXt1m0Xnkj @erinbiba @bookhoarding i read jen ackerman's THE GENIUS OF BIRDS a few years ago and never stop recommending it. a… https://t.co/cKRHnrTMLu @erinbiba @bookhoarding in japan, corvids learned how to drop nuts onto crosswalks, have cars run over them to crac… https://t.co/nCTUJgxoRTsomeone in the tri-state buy this house so i can come visit you https://t.co/ASULbzjK9Cif you're 35 and you still think, "my boyfriend can't know i fart" then you should not be in a relationshipi started writing a screenplay about a grown adult woman and the first scene involves her waking up to make coffee… https://t.co/90JZQ9fSGdno 35 year old woman lounges at her own home in nighties, we wear SWEATPANTS and most pairs HAVE HOLES SOMEWHERE GROTESQUEguys, the character of carrie on SEX AND THE CITY was between the ages of 32 and 38 during the show's original run… https://t.co/mAr00uKq0Li know we talk about this all the time but my GOD what was in the waterhow did everyone who was on SKINS grow up to be stunningly gorgeous @Ghyxion after living in LA for so long with people who treat their pets way differently than i would, i’ve become… https://t.co/37ltnKCPaaPEEGS https://t.co/PQlN4SYRIy @AmandaSmithSays there is strong Tambor Creep happeningngl i really thought this morning they’d hired jeffrey tambor and was mad at that and then somehow it might be worse https://t.co/tZfcpk7yn6I am querying lit agents with my debut novel: a multi-generational, coming-of-age story about 3 generations of witc… https://t.co/fzYOlujq9T
Retweeted by Emily Edwardsanecdotally i have seen SO MANY MORE people sharing messages of stillborns or lost, late term pregnancies in the pa… https://t.co/sPuTSfokgF @janmiguel I HATE THAT SO MUCHout of context tweet of joy https://t.co/WF1LNHHuYJ @Journeys_Film oh no!post dinner https://t.co/3cDjfqOOkF
7/30
2021
✨✨AHHHH not only do I have a COVER REVEAL but my preorders are LIVE!!✨✨ https://t.co/m9OsSgXOML YAY!! ⭐️CHLOE CA… https://t.co/X4gUmFhqzc
Retweeted by Emily Edwardsremember how MAD MEN tried to convince us the 60s *wasn’t* the time of jellied tuna salad and crippling racismhe wants me to know it’s almost dinner time https://t.co/O8o6wPFCYtmay i suggest breaking his nose https://t.co/2ERiwiOnx5 @TLT16 i wish my library looked this good! @TLT16 i mean… she says she made them in canva then had a local printer print themI’m struggling to think of a woman in power that people actually like. At some point, when women rise and gain actu… https://t.co/5eJ38Cnj38
Retweeted by Emily Edwards @ouisequitur 30-50 feral peeeegsupdate: the pigs (and approximately the same number of them) were out again this morning. i am thrilled.me talking about my suicidal thoughts means i am actually pretty good now! the time i needed you checking in with m… https://t.co/vZo4zX23z6the weirdest thing about talking about your depression on the internet is JUST HOW MANY PEOPLE think that you're se… https://t.co/u0UbEnrGLS @_ChelseaH08 that's it more than anything. who knows if any innocuous tweet will unleash death threats and doxing.… https://t.co/FyD9VOF1EM @_ChelseaH08 i'm like... at least have the decency to steal the gist of the joke and act like it was your own original idea! sheesh! @_ChelseaH08 i have asked former "journalist" friends about this and they have absolutely told me that it's too muc… https://t.co/gVFhrzB5Wp @SFGate you have half a million twitter followers and you should ASK before using someone's tweet as the basis of a… https://t.co/mXBru2Mv9z @melissamcewen is it technically "living without a car" if people are uber dependent? you're just making someone pa… https://t.co/2fkhKzZTdhSOME ONLINE JOURNALIST: yes, yes, this is why i went to j-school, i long for the truth, and justice and the freedom… https://t.co/emAC9L5sqp @andizeisler @clapifyoulikeme @beyerstein in the *best of times* in print media this would've been goofy, public in… https://t.co/YuuidR4Z6Vit's not about attribution, it's not about intellectual property, it's not about anything other than not being prep… https://t.co/Px6NatfPLyLITERALLY EVERYONE WHOSE TWEET HAS BEEN USED IN AN ONLINE PIECE WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION: could you have asked firs… https://t.co/5kETzoO62k @beyerstein @clapifyoulikeme it's not about attribution it's about focusing potentially hundreds of thousands of re… https://t.co/wThujrc6a2i'm so mad i could spit.what are you spending my tens of thousands of dollars in property tax ON, exactly? how much more money do you need?… https://t.co/x5FEoMNfkxyes, it is going to cost money to help homeless citizens of los angeles. but they ARE CITIZENS OF LOS ANGELES, and… https://t.co/Vbnx6QMu7Nso instead he... voted to make camping on sidewalks illegal, and to punish anyone who sits or lays or stays near businesses.on the ~2 mile stretch of Colorado that makes up my neighborhood there are 4 no-tell motels that could become supp… https://t.co/Wdg6WB1U3D @kdeleon I was emphatic that we should keep @SenFeinstein when @kdeleon ran against her but everyone told me that… https://t.co/Senm6TSZt9
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