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I’m eating a slice of kabocha squash. om nom nom ♫🐌♫ カボチャのスライス食べてるよ。 もぐもぐ ♫🐌♫ #snail #かたつむり #蝸牛 #カタツムリ https://t.co/7TaMZVpp4B
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2/27
2020
Carly Rae Jepsen- Run Away With Me https://t.co/lzCDE8gnMw
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlrunning up that hill to make a deal with god anyone need anything?
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2/26
2020
@hottestsingles babe @hottestsingles And his friends that were mad~DELETING PICTURES BECAUSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST A NEW LOW IN RANDO COMMENTS HAS BEEN REACHEDOnce again I must delete my content because people are disgusting and say horrible shit 🙃peak white feminism: celebrating a Nazi bc she was a woman https://t.co/m4JcSXmPw9
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlEvery time Ilhan Omar does literally anything, I tear up a little and go, “That’s my congresswoman. That’s MY congr… https://t.co/1iqmc3XPyK
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlgod i wish that were me https://t.co/QXWxMF6Tsr
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlboys be like “youre mine”, first of all im in debt... i belong to Tom Nook
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churl @Dee_Dang U COME FOR ME IN MY HOME??? @Dee_Dang bruhOne time @hottestsingles wrote a poem about me taking all my teeth out and replacing them with knives because men w… https://t.co/WjOBx7mSwPGOAT TO STAY WARM https://t.co/qHG5rpLDjV
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churl @hottestsingles @mk4000000 eww @cathygjohn YO I LOVE THAT B’NUT SQUASH ONE!!! I am READY to seek the others!! @sstephaniesays_ Cute as heck 10/10 @cathygjohn *slams hands on the table* THIS IS WHY I GET ON THIS SITE EVERY DAY!!!! I WANNA KNOW THESE SOUPS!I spent every day of my life from 14 years old working one to three full time jobs so let me play solitaire on my g… https://t.co/QCUa66lqyYFOGHORN LEGHORN: now i say now i say see here son, I done recently read myself a peck a comics by that there Junji… https://t.co/erMEOVpxhB
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churl“STOP NOW, don’t email my wife!!!!” My home in Illinois America deserves better. https://t.co/ebSuKGHbad
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlimagine being a billionaire & playing the victim in Flint https://t.co/l7Zlkx8mwc
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2/25
2020
I have 200 photos of me covered in fake chocolate blood in my phone now, thanks @hottestsinglesOh no but if we'd abolished the CIA in '74 who would have trained and funded the Taliban? https://t.co/CfJIpCMv5P
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlI, too, would like special attention and, frankly, accolades for helping to clean up my own messes https://t.co/AhWXN5TNAQ
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2/24
2020
3 AM https://t.co/nktBKwJzTY
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlif you think sanders supporters are jerks now just wait til he wins the nomination and we get to train our full fir… https://t.co/KxWxaWT920
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Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlreporters: senator sanders, why would anyone vote for a socialist? bernie: https://t.co/0XfSGrEdAs
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2/23
2020
I am still sick and someone doesn’t want me to put her down https://t.co/N9E7jVPImdone copy of doom eternal and animal crossing please https://t.co/STQkGD8VPH
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2/22
2020
sometimes i like to imagine owning a home https://t.co/htvtRp0vGC
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churl @magencubed Please coat yourself in that lavender chrome pressed powder, for me-sent from my nest on the bathroom floorListen I have the flu and have been puking since 4AM I’m suddenly very concerned about how people perceive me on the internet I guessthat reminds me, I still need to sue Ghostbusters 2016 for stealing my likeness in the character Jillian HoltzmannI have been compared to many white women in my day, each more baffling than the last: -Taylor Sw*ft -ScarJo -Zooey… https://t.co/IiRBk5wjuLlisten, I know I’m a white person with high cheekbones, but someone this morning commented on an ig selfie from 3 y… https://t.co/Vj96PI8t1A @magencubed *cries* it sold out before I could grab it :<
2/21
2020
rescuetti.... https://t.co/gchJlJKMX0
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlits 1am and im literally crying at this tiktok https://t.co/OX9zBAGVS4
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlThere is no “Gen Z” vs “Millenials,” there is only “Uses TikTok” vs “Watches ‘TikToks That Remind Me Of Vines’ Comps On YouTube”
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlGeorge Zimmerman is somehow always trending and it's never because he's dead or in prison and I for one am tired of it
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churl @hottestsingles jordanThe Animal Crossing community reacting to the announcement that you can toast bread in New Horizons… https://t.co/vXEPiT2kmz
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churl @ItsDaniCarr ~with just a dash of scumbag~It's nice that she said this, but she just voted for Trump's NAFTA 2 which lifts checks on the keystone pipeline wh… https://t.co/ppJVsBCaGN
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Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlThe computer scientist responsible for cut, copy, and paste, has passed away https://t.co/sUekR0Mpoc https://t.co/4yKwoBaMdF
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2/20
2020
@hottestsingles I got your assi have no idea why the boy scouts scandal is not being treated as a bigger story given they kept detailed records o… https://t.co/Nf0HvfgmgU
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlAny male born after 1978 can’t cook ... all they know is listen to Pavement and explain favorite Mr. Show sketch
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlthis stuff is very important to share with older children. i talk to kids about it all the time, but that doesn't c… https://t.co/eLuBgV659H
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlMy friend's 6 yr old brother made this bracelet! He accidentally put the beads on backward but thats okay, it's sti… https://t.co/rJL7PFxvCP
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlI come home from work, walk in and see THIS https://t.co/H0vw21aC2FI remember someone being like "so you set this during the civil rights movement and killed the one Black guy" and t… https://t.co/2qV3mC9MiT
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2/19
2020
Dang it doesn’t anyone here know how to cook umber https://t.co/biBCgPm1lR
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlthe nonbinary experience https://t.co/DlrnzOEkCd
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2/18
2020
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Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlWhen you've had a tough life and you refuse to engage in bad faith arguments with sad people looking for attention: https://t.co/zziUIFMu4g
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlTickled to get to illustrate an article about how men need to listen to women for The New York Times. This was fun… https://t.co/zV5sRUVMf1
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlbabysitting tonight. we were both peacefully drawing. went to the bathroom for 30 seconds. “i drew her a new face… https://t.co/taVBbVu4uZ
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churl @hottestsingles @Trungles @foxyfolklorist Jordan it looks like u just put a slice of pickle up on your faceWTF they shaved them!!!! https://t.co/B3V4kf9xcS
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlas someone in the service industry, I cannot stress how satisfying this is https://t.co/3BPimYn0KHin honor of Marvel's upcoming first gay kiss I present this essay I wrote about how bad Marvel sucks https://t.co/2hM6BMQu5I
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2/17
2020
Eugenics is trending on twitter https://t.co/PFWotf36ti
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlI’m not rich or fake, that’s how. https://t.co/QyWwVGYOHc
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churldid you know that the parliament buildings of the Canadian state sit on unceded, unsurrendered land? there’s no tre… https://t.co/OfOKwXlB0C
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churltiktok took this down at over 12k views but it will never truly die https://t.co/F5ClFFGRNG
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churl @redditships leaving this here because there are some people in the replies who don't seem to get it https://t.co/gAUu9xtuc2
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlthere are 2 wolves inside me https://t.co/c8kSNVoJE4
2/16
2020
If you need some positivity in your life right now. Have a duck yawn. They are extremely rare. https://t.co/9T6bz5mAOc
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlGet the fuck out of my town you absolute jagweeds https://t.co/MPKYXSP8VKThis Day in Labor History: February 15, 1988. Environmentalists stormed the gate of International Paper in Jay, Mai… https://t.co/h9Da9YtU5F
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Retweeted by manic pixie dream churl @Trungles You’re heckedIt's a Matter of Survival https://t.co/DGSMsyjWCD https://t.co/QV7ctFbf2m
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churl @notlaila https://t.co/wbOIF1pVLnCannot stress enough that Saint Valentine was also the patron saint of bees so even if you’re single you have plenty to celebrate today
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Retweeted by manic pixie dream churl @hottestsingles No tiddy @notlaila Unrealistic- David Bowie and Catherine Denevune would never have to attempt seduction LOOK AT EM @hottestsingles @Trungles https://t.co/5YMPUZvrN1There was a scene in a Walden book @hottestsingles @Trungles Did u give him the chocolateThis 80’s “erotic thriller” didn’t have a single tiddyHey, let's use Google and a little math to see how dangerous it is to just recommend that someone save $27.40 a day… https://t.co/sOfvYBOS1e
Retweeted by manic pixie dream churlI just helped a friend (x) make a surprise valentines dinner for friend (y) Friend (y) asked me to make a surpris… https://t.co/Sh2WvNMDe4
2/15
2020
Batman got some PS1 lookin tiddies https://t.co/DCN8AtRLVT
2/14
2020

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