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Writer. Curious to a fault and prone to profanity. Opinions all mine. She/her. 1/2 of @spotlesspod.

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Joined Twitter 11/4/09


@rakdaddy @seattletimes Lol I was just going to go dig up the time he said you shouldn't punch nazis because it's j… https://t.co/0BTUdaTPwe @seattletimes The Times has been blowing the racist dog whistle for ages with its coverage. I'm not sure why anyone… https://t.co/Op2frHFQru @seattletimes Here is an idea: The Times could do a better job of actually addressing racial bias say, I don't know… https://t.co/bUgfsc9qotIt is nice to see someone at the @seattletimes using his platform to help further this conversation to be sure—but… https://t.co/H1anFaoZl9It's kind of incredible to see someone try so hard and still fuck up, like how he keeps referring to his "white tri… https://t.co/yGzsb7YW7kGlad to see that Danny Westneat is still out there covering the No Shit Newsdesk very closely. At least **maybe** w… https://t.co/pPEZS4eQTe @sarahannelloyd @dirgeoverdrive I don't think they're that clever but they ARE that mean! @sarahannelloyd Just when I thought they couldn't get any worse.What do we think the real estate PACs are working on, eh Seattle? https://t.co/XeowvvZQzq @ispizzaratalive I should have taken a photo but the moment was too good.Also her last name is González (con un acento) and she asked me to tell @MLorenaGonzalez that she really likes havi… https://t.co/krliAEwIl3Today at the fabric store I made a new friend. She's an octogenarian from Chile and and we talked for over an hour… https://t.co/Nil7G0KqCQ @lindseyblue Don't worry I'm sure this will happen again.
11/21
2018
Just one and I will deliver it in the form of song: How do I liiiiiiiiiiiiiive without youuuuuuuuu https://t.co/tBO3ZD2sob @lindsaycohen Literally a stress dream I have had. Holding you in my thoughts. @togneter The economic impact is also like, truly bonkers so I am very much in favor. https://t.co/mFPDQ7NoyNAlso if you need a little more inspo here is a Dolly song that always makes me feel better because it's about picki… https://t.co/apounuan1N @togneter SUCH A MAGICAL PLACE! I went there when I was 14 and it was very special.May you feel better and have a song in your heart and Be Your Own Delilah. In other news, Be Your Own Delilah is… https://t.co/OSQDppm2r2OK TIME'S UP. I hope you enjoyed this session of Dolly Parton Life Advice. For future assistance, listen to Dolly… https://t.co/5dJGU0kvoNThe Only Hand You'll Need to Hold https://t.co/WtG8JCziqkHold Me https://t.co/cmRVN3FqDkDon't Let It Trouble Your Mind https://t.co/29XKwetR6WWe'll Get Ahead Someday https://t.co/2drBtxNMvbGod's Coloring Book https://t.co/1tSbznjHsuDump the Dude https://t.co/WmRZo7RFtnNickels and Dimes https://t.co/Cn4ejtlZvmThe Moon, the Stars, and Me https://t.co/2XZVBTGHZ2Put a Little Love in Your Heart https://t.co/TrRfjwMbgmWorking On A Dream https://t.co/trIO7UGExNHome is Where the Hurt Is https://t.co/lff9ctkwvnOk, here's what we're going to do. For the next 5 minutes (I will time it), you send me your advice needs. Ask me… https://t.co/v0JL04uEvdBecause everything is a bummer?Hey Twitter do you want to take a break and do a fun thing real quick.
11/20
2018
Girl you couldn't name a newspaper one time. https://t.co/YMWWUO9LD4Thanks to @WBAI for letting me ramble on a big topic today! https://t.co/2qYRkGnW3L @JustinLewisWA Omg yes once you meet real wild turkeys (my folks are inundated with them, too) you're like "damn they are TOUGH." @alisontheperson VAIN BUT COURAGEOUS."a Bird of bad moral Character" has me in stitches for some reason.I had never actually read the letter Ben Franklin sent to his daughter decrying the bald eagle but it's like, reall… https://t.co/jp8qhTHgvW @lindsaycohen @michaeljmaddux @Summer_Stinson @Ersilians @Gifted_Program @BrittneyBush @NoelFrame Unfortunately I d… https://t.co/0WEF91iGcT @UrthaLun Spite is the best medicine!I did not tell her that it's not even 6p and I'll likely be up for another oh six hours but point taken, Granny."At the end of the day, which is right now, you just have to rest, get a good night's sleep, be thankful for your b… https://t.co/FQyV9SHxgEMy grandmother called today to tell me some things but also she would like you to know that if she's "lived in a re… https://t.co/lThtsl2bl0
11/19
2018
Ok please know that this is legally binding, this is the tombstone I want when I die. I hope @DannyDeVito does not… https://t.co/1jIQnsZx9cThis is the quote I want on my tombstone. https://t.co/4YJunyx2Bw @thekathleent 😂😂😂😂I contain multitudes. https://t.co/PJzCTfdatD @skprufo @jontalton Thanks for the kind words. I hope you and your family get some relief. It can be really eye-ope… https://t.co/pjKIkprYsqAmazon caught Seattle off-guard. New York has more time to prepare. Here are the lessons I think yall could take fr… https://t.co/rX1C0VMW8K @skprufo @jontalton My point is that harassment has become a fact of life for people in politics, esp women, & news… https://t.co/G8jAaob9Tf @skprufo @jontalton Hi Suphrata, I'm so sorry that happened to you. It's an experience I and many others have had i… https://t.co/1YwhnIDLgR
11/18
2018
@KUOW @TheStranger It's literally the rules, y'all. https://t.co/mNM5yNI4ip @KUOW @TheStranger If nothing else, Rufo should always be described as a candidate who IS CURRENTLY SUING THE CITY… https://t.co/OYKhgfJiI8 @KUOW @TheStranger It's unusual for a variety of reasons. No editorialization is required just to report the additi… https://t.co/1XNxXOUHr1 @KUOW @TheStranger But dropping out of a race that you just spent $10k of your own money to launch—and citing a cau… https://t.co/aRQlC2hYDJ @KUOW @TheStranger Most people who don't live in 6 don't pay much attention to this race and he was also the first… https://t.co/m2Q8rR6sMbAll of this is to say: This is background info on the race that I grabbed in like, 10 minutes. For @KUOW and… https://t.co/2Jn3eQwcqmNow, obviously a lot has changed since 2015—people have hung massive signs of MOB's face around the neighborhood! A… https://t.co/oqlUxm1M0W @librarianbikes Funny thing, he spent $150 in just a few weeks on those ads! Which is A LOT since you can easily re… https://t.co/yKRrKJMRdnAnd as we saw just a few weeks ago, I don't think it's a great time to be a slick rich dude with Republican underto… https://t.co/GDFLQAFXauMy 2c: I get the sense that he did not do much homework about what running for council actually entails OR what the… https://t.co/ysDK066pwyRufo—whose entire social media presence before he announced was scrubbed, who spent over $1,200 on photography (per… https://t.co/MekXCGj8FsESPECIALLY since it is going to be very hard to say you are a ~fiscal conservative~ when you're currently in the pr… https://t.co/Ki5WTCSxuzI think that it is entirely possible, barring any revealing/bombshell screenshots from the campaign, that he droppe… https://t.co/eTGVefTZnCOnly 14% of contributions came from the district he was running in. That seems...important, especially considering… https://t.co/bwIru8AxuoOne thing I think is worth noting in the Rufo/District 6 race story is that the campaign raised just over $22k but… https://t.co/v33lwKpLQlI've been heated about this all week and the coddling that @TheStranger is giving this dude does not node well for… https://t.co/TCfMRpiEDbImagine being such a white dude that you think you can run for office and no one will say a mean thing about you.… https://t.co/4Gy06BdJg1Rufo, horrified by the harassment he received, makes clear that he actually had not done any homework on what holdi… https://t.co/KwbTpaVc0XImagine being a candidate and being surprised by online harassment when this is what's been happening to your oppon… https://t.co/uqxwNM1U29"Still, Rufo says he was not prepared for the amount of hate leveled against him." I'm sorry sir, but this is an a… https://t.co/czzi8Q35kA @Dannofive3six @kthcswll I just almost snorted my beer.me, to @kthcswll: wow look at that poster of you Keith: I don't have a center part. https://t.co/zoCoJRqNm7shout out to these new models of sweet, soft masculinity that literally everyone needs.Help I am unwell https://t.co/IkzSY8I9VA
11/17
2018
@rath26695 @Ocasio2018 You seem like a real authority!I hope to terrify anyone as much as @Ocasio2018 terrifies Fox News.My hottest take is: Recast Johnny Depp! It's the wizarding world! You can explain face differences!ALSO I LOST IT WHEN I SAW @msjwilly!!!! #CrimesOfGrindelwald @realjoshlewis TICK TOCK @scd24sports So good🗣 hello I have just watched #CrimesOfGrindelwald and I need nerd Twitter to start generating some theories with me! @UrthaLun @SpotlessPod Someday I'll get you a number one fan jersey 🥰 thanks, mamacita! @erin_ville @annehelen Omggggg you're kind 💕💕
11/16
2018
**presses intercom button** Carol please cancel my afternoon meetings, as I am unable to get my eyebrows to match.Lol! I wrote #TheHateUGive while at work with an Internet connection. People tell me it’s good 🤷🏽‍♀️ https://t.co/8ywCmrok2C
Retweeted by Hanna Brooks Olsen**vaguely gestures at all of this** https://t.co/FZOD08jgN6Also ahem: https://t.co/31dXuAL8jELike dude I do not think you would like a world without taxes. What's dope about taxes is that they keep things wor… https://t.co/bl1nY7HBzM- Firefighters who will put out your house whether or not you have the cash to pay for it - Research to figure out… https://t.co/Rauz0NNuwg- Programs for abused and neglected kids which I would think you'd be into if you are all about ~saving the childre… https://t.co/7oSGoURw0J- Social security so you can feel ok when you don't call your mom in the home - Health programs that keep you from… https://t.co/YulXPcI36sThings that taxes pay for—yes, even for you! - Roads - Schools (which benefit everyone, even witches like me who d… https://t.co/cnAUNFMtlaOne exercise I think would be neat is to ask conservative men to tally all the ways that they, too, benefit from ta… https://t.co/LHjCWsXIs5One thing I'd really like to shout out is that my HBIC congresswoman @PramilaJayapal was out stumping for a ton of… https://t.co/e3zlmTOm5SImagine. Imagine getting roasted via correction. Ouch. https://t.co/lYdyvZS6FI
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11/15
2018
EVERGREEN https://t.co/dU0LyiI1e8tfw the takes are hot https://t.co/YFoxcWJnza
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11/14
2018

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