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1. The Unofficial Expert podcast 2. Stand-Up Comic: Sits. A lot 3. Vice Live on @VICELAND

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Best birthday partéé EVER https://t.co/rBRVTbt8oWdo you like podcasts? well I’m on 2 great ones this week! Today I’m on Unofficial Expert w @Justsydnyc & @MsReeezyhttps://t.co/bmUvWQ3bsg
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2/16
2019
@yashar @Kaepernick7 https://t.co/mQyRAbl0vG#vicelive. It's not for everyone, but it might be for you. February 25. https://t.co/MhsisGX6xX
Retweeted by Mars @bowenyang @2DopeQueens @HBO Yes yes yessss 🙌🏾J’ADORE a ballad. Sad songs are my fav but sad people piss me off.
2/14
2019
.@TooManyCooksNYC is serving up the best in Stand-up Comedy™️ tonight (as usual!). Don’t miss it! @jp_mcdade hosts… https://t.co/4vjgiEdB2q
Retweeted by MarsPlease find it in your heart to forgive @MsReeezy for dating a white man. #CCSUF @littlefieldnyc https://t.co/ndMO4y1JZJ
Retweeted by MarsMe, coming to see who else just lost hundreds of followers on instagram https://t.co/WikOixsgEIElla Mai, sis, congrats on the Grammy and everything but WHO are these monologues at the end of every single song for?You’re depressed cuz you don’t pray https://t.co/1OakJTRZ6R
2/13
2019
Check out "Expensive Taste" at West Side Comedy Club - NYC - Feb 13th at 7 PM! Hosted by @jenlapcomedy &… https://t.co/LJD2l9sWVZ
Retweeted by Mars @Justsydnyc Wait. WHO??? 🤔 @stonecold2050 Quelle horreur!QUEENS with healthy hair in NYC! Please leave your fav natural hair salons below or tag your stylist sis...don’t be greedy. @Justsydnyc Ma’am...please don’t wish that bad luck on me https://t.co/bKBEOwUGOdI’ll make it hot: all of human recorded history has been from the point of view of all white people; both white me… https://t.co/tkGnafgtI4
Retweeted by MarsYo Esquire, Who is this article for? Most of the movies and tv we consume is written from the white male perspectiv… https://t.co/qSVlCFJsGQ @jemelehill Right. Who is this written for???I can’t beleive y’all uploaded this during black history month 💀 https://t.co/RPnKyRYHuy
2/12
2019
@lkbootman When they break up again (and they will) she’ll regret him being all over such a major moment in her lifeOffset made sure he was in EVERY single pic Cardi B took tonight and then he got on the stage with her when she won… https://t.co/2gxLLaKjb3
2/11
2019
TONIGHT: 2 #ADULTING shows with @MichelleButeau & @jordancarlos, featuring @Reddsaidit @noredavis @MsReeezyhttps://t.co/wleq8SM3kG
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2/10
2019
Tomorrow night! 2.10.19 @Chloe_Hilliard @AkaashSingh @JattyRobinson @FreakinJewrican Dave Temple! Hosted by… https://t.co/A4QaAA4Hgo
Retweeted by Mars @ProfessorDoye image you're home minding your business one day & get a call from Cedar Sinai asking you to come pic… https://t.co/isfUojZDBc
2/9
2019
@laurahhorsfall @nlyonne @MichelleButeau @ProfessorDoye @Miriraiii @Tambone THATS why they’re my friends, baby @nlyonne's Russian Doll on Netflix is AMAZING...and so many of my friends are on it: @MichelleButeau,… https://t.co/PeoCZCsrAy @JeffHodder @StandUpWithPete @PeteDominick @ComedyAtTheKnit @Justsydnyc @aminahimani Good. The goal of a true comed… https://t.co/9VxUWccSD1 @robinrcloud As useless as all the salt & pepper in their beige homes. @robinrcloud She lives in jersey city. I feel like that’s too far for emergency situations. What if they send me home with her?? 😖 @ianharris Lawd. Them tiddays were SITTING https://t.co/BQrW1eOWie @Justsydnyc @danlicatasucks Haaaa. I was literally JUST about to send this to you @westcoastxo_ Of course. Sis was 100% lying for a tv show that she’s not doing anymore lol @DeeRS I’ve been putting my dad since elementary school LOL @LinaeSaysHey So...Jesus
2/8
2019
@supamakenzi Adrienne IS calm AF in emergency situations 😹Who the hell am I supposed to put down as my emergency contact? My roommate? My accountant? my best friend’s girlfriend?Check out "Expensive Taste" at West Side Comedy Club - NYC - Feb 13th at 7 PM! Hosted by @jenlapcomedy &… https://t.co/PtJrf6C3nZ
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2/7
2019
#ADULTING this Sunday 2/10 5PM @jordancarlos & I welcome @Reddsaidit @MsReeezy @noredavis #blackhistorymonth edish… https://t.co/P8cYLhLYE8
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2/5
2019
Liam Neeson: If you are looking for common sense, I can tell you I don't have any, but what I do have are a very pa… https://t.co/nQh50OvVCHAdam Levine’s nipples < Janet Jackson’s nipples
2/4
2019
Peter Porker & Nicholas Cage were the very best parts of the Spideman movieTomorrow night!!! Forget about the superbowl. We’ve got an undeniable winning line up for you guys!!! @miacomedyhttps://t.co/POeAnZOvVw
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2/3
2019
@Ashtonakaleegle Ok YES and thats why Patrice was so damn great
2/2
2019
THIS. They've got an entire movie devoted to Ted Bundy and keep calling him a "genius" too https://t.co/89qmF0RXuOWe Marie Kondo’ing it up with our “Unorganized Expert” @missckc. Carolyn talks about hiring someone to organize her… https://t.co/CnUCymzKlw
Retweeted by MarsI'm the "Unorganized Expert" on The Unofficial Expert podcast today with the hilarious @Justsydnyc & @MsReeezy! So… https://t.co/6KVkZGk17M
Retweeted by Mars2/23 at caveat: LARRYS MUSICAL BREAKDOWN 4: FEMALE VOICES @GlitterCheese @MsReeezy @heroinenyc @MarciaBelskyhttps://t.co/BV3yYQaFpj
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2/1
2019
YO STORM, WHERE THE FUKKK DID THIS SNOW COME FROM SIS?It's been said a lot but I want to add my voice to everyone saying how ridiculous and belittling it is to call the… https://t.co/trFxgqE8rr
Retweeted by Mars @AshleyAlese ALL of this. He was a loser and a psycho who just happened to be beige
1/30
2019
@Justsydnyc Like half of a stick or half of the PACK...meaning a full bar?? @Artistic_Curls Okkkkkk. FULLY. PREPAREDIn honor of Gina Rodriguez's dad let's start a thread of dark skin kings. I'll start https://t.co/lCA3iHVgdx
Retweeted by Mars @MarvinRashad NOT I. Those influencers would all die of thirst on that beachI don’t like anybody on Earth enough to suck a stranger’s PEENUS for them.Imagine showing up for work and your boss asks you to go suck a dick...for a mistake HE made. Mannn listen 🤭 #FyreFestivalTHIS PART 💀💀💀 #FyreFestival https://t.co/G6AyeuFkvM
1/29
2019
Tonight 9pm @KnittingFactory hosted by @MsReeezy @Justsydnyc @aminahimani featuring @MarciaBelsky @MrWillMileshttps://t.co/AOR9CCfZSF
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1/28
2019
Can we bring back chatrooms??? @sexcx_dreams Oooop! A WORD 😎 @marinkd Hmmm, so the pretty one vs. the smart one @MarvinRashad So they're STILL making money?? https://t.co/8wDujg97Oy
1/27
2019
Which Fyre Festival doc should i pretend to watch, Hulu or Netflix?
1/26
2019
What was worse in #Aquaman: Amber Heard’s “acting” or that terrible red wig?
1/25
2019
Woman are still getting belly button piercings in 2019? https://t.co/AJPhx64YLQ
1/24
2019
For MLK day, a few more white folks tried their best to solve racism. New live episode of @DarkTankPod is out today… https://t.co/y0SshHyRwD
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1/21
2019
Come to @ComedyAtTheKnit tonight. Martin Luther King would want you there to support funny nigs https://t.co/CX4QacfPf5
1/20
2019
New #unofficialexpert New Job & Jail. We dedicate a whole episode to “this could only happen to Sydnee”. I’ve reali… https://t.co/DALYiF1GwD
Retweeted by Marswhen u Cardi B. https://t.co/ugExpgJHDZ
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1/18
2019
@GoldbergHawn @sandyhonig Thaaaaaaank you baby. Excited to not be poor in 2019. Truly blessed @mitchwis EVERY episode!? it comes on four times a week so I'm not even sure I'LL watch all the episodes lolViceland Will Relaunch Primetime With Nightly Live 2-Hour Variety Show (EXCLUSIVE) https://t.co/308yV8xUYO
Retweeted by Mars @jaboukie Ya. The right to buy a new freaking phone
1/17
2019
Listen to Episode 215: B*A*P*S Of The Eat Pray Thot Podcast Featuring ⁦@Justsydnyc⁩ & ⁦@MsReeezy⁩ We discuss anal s… https://t.co/RST9al48wD
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1/15
2019
This Thursday at @TheSlipperRoom we have FASHION PUH-LEEZE! Where fashion & comedy unite! Hosted by @mayadesh & me.… https://t.co/orFAvPoUHn
Retweeted by Mars @RAJonline Good luck baby! 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾
1/14
2019
@TheRealWize @Justsydnyc Honestly, I wish it could've been longer! I had SO MANY questions for MollyLast night I attended the Unofficial Expert Podcast, live show Brooklyn via #BkPodfest Laughter, fun and real pra… https://t.co/wZP2Duisq1
Retweeted by MarsWell...who's coming as his date!??? https://t.co/2095SNtdyg
1/12
2019
Normani’s voice sounds like butter 🥰TONIGHT: The Unofficial Expert Podcast LIVE with @Justsydnyc and @MsReeezy! Part of #BKPodFest presented by… https://t.co/Sm5p0LKLHs
Retweeted by Mars @melisshious Lol it was actually really good
1/11
2019
@MarvinRashad The devil is always working @MollyoAustin @rosebudbaker Be yourself Molly O! And clip those dog nails Rosebud 😒WHY DID I PUT THAT BOSTON CREME DONUT IN THE MICROWAVE?I just smelled my own breathe and got mad at myself. WHO DIED IN HERE?FRI. 01/11: Hilarious “experts” @pdeezjokes, @MollyoAustin & @MattRogersTho join us at @UnionHallNY for THE UNOFFIC… https://t.co/iUc5sL3zAL
Retweeted by MarsGood Morning but only to Frank Ocean. Everybody else can kick rocks in flip flops @thejimmyjuice Me AF https://t.co/WY8nqR9TA7 @Seggalicious GIRL. I had neither and now I know I need both 💀 @Meadbymead Do you wear a size 2 in consignment shop wares? @jchou321 He said the guy “got caught” but I honestly couldn’t tell who he felt bad for. 4 stars.My Uber driver, “did you hear about the Uber driver who raped and murdered that girl?“ Me in the backseat: https://t.co/A1PIvHSzBpAny Uber driver that doesn’t listen to the radio while strangers ignore them in their car, is a psycho.
1/10
2019
@jchou321 I'm pretty sure that was the only job requirement
1/9
2019
Are people still watching us through our laptop cameras during the government shutdown or is it safe for me to remo… https://t.co/rzl2GtKR0R @TheDivaShiva Ooooh what else is on that playlist? I love listening to someone else’s heartbreak with guitar string… https://t.co/m76sk4PVMJ
1/8
2019

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