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1. Unofficial Expert podcast host 2. Stand up who be sitting 3. Comedy at The Knit 4. Mean friend

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Joined Twitter 12/2/08


How many generations are you removed from slavery? I lived in a house with my grandparents and great grandmother… https://t.co/YHBnaA8cJu
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5/26
2019
Nobody: Literally nobody: Black ppl's first time at someone's apt: "How much is yall rent?"
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5/23
2019
@DrDNP18 Lol BASICALLY @only_cocoanne Namaste sis, Instead of aspirin I’m taking 5 blunts to the face. I believe in holistic medicine @comedic_sans BRB throwing my womb out the window https://t.co/oTlnbAsoKEI got my period twice this month. My body is trash, please throw the entire uterus away.
5/22
2019
@FuckBoz @870South https://t.co/ge6LXRVixU @MistressArdent @KalagborAquila @toyosilagos @870South @Sweetling 🗣 SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE MEN IN THE BACKIf a woman has sex with 100 random men in a year, she can still only produce one full term pregnancy. If a guy has… https://t.co/inQsztinif
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5/21
2019
@mattwhitlockPM Sidebar: How the hell do you wrap an avocado?? @GameOfThrones How about...you bend the knee and give us 8 more PROPER episodeswatching white men’s cards get declined at bars is my new kink
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5/19
2019
@neauxna HOW MUCH LONGER I GOT UNDER THIS DRYER? An Analysis of Beauty Salons & The Art of Overbooking @Justsydnyc @MillyTamarez This Saran Wrap has pockets thoooo 🙌🏾
5/17
2019
@JibbyBi @StandUpWithPete @aminahimani @WVSUAlumni Ayeeeee! Come through sis 😹Happy Birthday to me!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Retweeted by Reeezy @amber_harris16 @blackfergy @CaleyCarpenter You just listed all the reasons why we want abortions to be legal. Get… https://t.co/msDf08oUM8 @exhalejoel @BakerBone 😹 Me dying in 5’4” https://t.co/A84SaWt7HQ
5/16
2019
@jpires80 Lol you lie! NOBODY misses ViceLive @nihariwrld @jaboukie @Visch_ Babyyy I’m a STURDY 5’4 and can guarantee that I’m not Jaboukie’s type 😹 @jpires80 I zoomed into you pic. You’re giving me 5’9 energyGood morning to all the 5’7 dudes in my inbox. Have a good day, lil buddy. @13lanco Thanks for watching it. These things happen all over the country every single day. Its crazy @SeamusKirst 😹 I almost tagged them. Thank you for being an ally. @chescaleigh My mom! Please tell her I love her arms, face, everything 😻
5/15
2019
MY HEART WAS BEATING SO HARD THE ENTIRE TIME I WATCHED THIS. You can tell his wife is TERRIFIED. https://t.co/s8qxkuZGxA @Chii_Weenii Fully prepared to sit my ass DOWN. https://t.co/7AoRNsiTZD @GlitterCheese The colors, the makeup, the name of the show!!! 🙌🏾Been trying to figure out why my internet has been so slow & called Optimum to curse them out about it. Sis...I for… https://t.co/OKnvyXQJGgIf they had more Black people in Game of Thrones the entire family feud would be squashed over some dragon flame br… https://t.co/7QlmYSRQ2M
Retweeted by Reeezy @deesonasty HOW MANY TYPES OF CHEESES YOU GOT??? @zackfox @Thundercat Looked like a strike to me https://t.co/TmgV8TE6T5We are SUPER excited to present a brand new series hosted by @GoldbergHawn - Queer Luminaries. The launch on 6/6 st… https://t.co/dkK34Pd685
Retweeted by Reeezy @ByronFever Haha nope. All my friends are dead...to me @aminahimani @Justsydnyc The show has been on for 8 seasons now. It’s more important than your feelings. YOU rude 🧐
5/14
2019
I just watched last nights episode of GOT and chiiiiiiiiild, I need a cigarette. I don’t even smoke but, SIS 😳Who’s in the east village and wants to get tacos? (your treat) @jereldemonte No not those. THESE: https://t.co/2OcPKBUmPmLORDT je deteste a toe sandal. I don’t care how pretty your feet are, that lil toe ring strap around your big toe? Yuck.
5/13
2019
Comedy at The Knit: tonight hosts @Justsydnyc @MsReeezy & @aminahimani welcome @solomongeorgio @GlitterCheesehttps://t.co/MPdNOdVoOv
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5/12
2019
@benocampo Lol I’m on twitter and IG #dassssit
5/11
2019
@That__A__team Near WHO’S face?? https://t.co/wlmDt6jOa0THE GREATEST PODCAST IN THE WORLD + Patreon is popping today too babyyy https://t.co/msDbdZ2blE @jaxdellosso Double knives @jereldemonte She legit just dipped and never looked back once 🥺That being said...this is my EAT, PRAY, HOE summer. https://t.co/pBf6p6P4JbI just got another threesome offer. I’m gonna pray for all of you hoes. @TessaSkara @GoldbergHawn I feel beyond poor for not knowing what that soap is 🥺My mom went to Haiti on Tuesday and hasn’t called any of us since. She down there doing Haitian Molly & living her very best life. @aubscenity Shout out to the TV show that I was on that nobody watched, babyyy 🤪 @only_cocoanne Whaaaat? https://t.co/S0KiHE0nypI was today years old when I learned that I don’t know how to spell siczers...sisscors...cissers. These things: ✂️ @silvermic101 What kind of sex negotiator do you think I am??? U think I’m getting on a megabus afterwards?Sir, this is one word with 4 letters https://t.co/sco6ooduT0 @TREYXPAUL My DMs are always open 👀 @CoriDori No, this is new. Another couple in New Orleans tried to trick me into going home with them. We talked about that lol @drewmorgcomedy We splitting an Uber pool?Goodnight 😹 https://t.co/KxSXZNKure @ShawnCaliber Right? People came thru for your girl 😹 @Spenser_C Ok so that’s a con but I AM an organ donor so...it’s also a pro @solomongeorgio Ha! If they’re in Boise, they’re already in hell. @KennyDeForest You gotta get in and get out! I found the thread & kept it moving lolMy amazing personality (MY FACE) @Meadbymead I laughed my bony ass off 😹MA’AM 💀💀💀💀 https://t.co/vP837HiWWN @trulyTradegy @robinrcloud https://t.co/NSDVaFATMS @ByronFever @benocampo Luckily I’m still in my 20s. I’ve got a time for a little menagé 😅 @drewmorgcomedy I’m sorry....IS there a Paris, Tennessee? If so, I’m ready to check that out immediately @notsocynicalC @MillyTamarez @robinrcloud Des Moines 💀😹 https://t.co/dnzXyGCOEY
5/10
2019
@only_cocoanne “Know somebody that knows somebody” I see you sis! @MillyTamarez @robinrcloud Khloe's new, cute face. Not the original OJ Simpson one. @JordanLillyHaha Lol they’re in Cali. Land of the threesomesAn old man just invited me to the ballet on Friday. My social calendar is looking real cute for summer 2019 https://t.co/hZzlO7h86fAlso this. I’ve gotta let TSA pat my hair so you can tap this ass? Nahhh https://t.co/YcajfJXsemThis legit con is my greatest fear. I can be some white lady’s sex slave. That ain’t my ministry 😑 https://t.co/o4FAEkle3a @JTHARMAN_ That con is a pro for me lolI think I get to pick the location. What if I don’t want to pay her ANY attention at all? 😹 https://t.co/qiTn6yHak4 @ComedianSeanP Pro: freelance Con: if I fall out of the bed and break a bone... no benefits @JordanLillyHaha I feel like I get to pick? @thisdiegolopez Threesome small talk? Gross @LdnCairo @silkyjumbo @thisdiegolopez @GoldbergHawn 😹😹😹😹😹😹 @shelbylwalter5 @Justsydnyc Electrolytes covered in boogers all over the dashboard 😹 @benocampo But do I want to have sex...for jokes!? No. The answer will always be no. @Justsydnyc Working on my will as we tweet! I’m getting buried with the patreon money & getting dug up once a month… https://t.co/TQ9ne53mis @only_cocoanne GASP. Is that a thing? Couples that tickle??? @curlycomedy No ma’am! My 🐈 is economy plus @robinrcloud He’s cute...she looks like Khloe K volume 2.REAL 👏🏾 ASS 👏🏾 QUESTIONS https://t.co/tGw3FTy6PX @maddieles But the man is the cute one 😹😹😹 @thisdiegolopez Pro: I need the miles Con: she’s not my type 😹This lady and her boyfriend just offered to fly me out for a threesome. Let’s discuss pros & cons here. Go: @solomongeorgio Nah. Nothing beats making plans that you KNOW you ain’t keeping just so you can spend no money and… https://t.co/Si7abD5ELIWe're back in two weeks with another killer lineup @theeclarkjones @MsReeezy @TimJDillon and @emmyblotnick! Get $5… https://t.co/UTLcNj0FUG
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5/9
2019
Booked black girl hack: next TV role, bring all ur own makeup with u. Sit in that under qualified “artist’s” chair… https://t.co/d7iPN3rr2s
5/7
2019
Me pulling up at the #MetGala https://t.co/W8bBxaVYCC @blacgirlogic And In the orthopedics!?? 😩What a beautiful day to be unemployed 😎
5/6
2019
@jereldemonte @Justsydnyc Look at his friend’s shoes too. They must’ve caught a good sale! 😹
5/5
2019
I beg... please burn my body when I die and spread my ashes in the sea. https://t.co/RiDlXlYFZC
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5/4
2019
Sometimes I wake up early by accident, but I make sure to get absolutely nothing done just to spite my body for disobeying me.
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5/3
2019

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