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1. The Unofficial Expert podcast on iTunes 2. Stand-Up Comic: Sits. A lot

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Eating in my kitchen standing up, is one of my favorite things to do.Tonight 9pm @ComedyAtTheKnit @MsReeezy @aminahimani @TomAThakkar @AllThatandMoore @DewaynePerkins @Pdeezjokeshttps://t.co/WdbI9h4uPX
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12/9
2018
It’s a holiday surprise! Added to the standup lineup is the incomparable cohost of the #UnofficialExpert podcast, M… https://t.co/Ja59NGFxKf
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12/8
2018
#UnOfficialexpert Our favorite @DewaynePerkins came in to discuss the best weed for dressing room sex, writing for… https://t.co/pLqbounWur
Retweeted by MarsHow to survive the holidays: the laughs were nonstop when we teamed up with @WeWork to bring comedians @catccohenhttps://t.co/yWbZJjIdDQ
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12/7
2018
Watching people drag Hillary for not acknowledging Trump is a reminder that women who face misogyny are often held… https://t.co/YU0A9bT2K1
Retweeted by MarsDamn, this Bush funeral is still going on? They must be trying to break Aretha’s record. How many outfit changes so far?
12/6
2018
Y'all: Cardi a bird for staying with a nigga who cheats that long Bey: https://t.co/M253Fk1NHD
Retweeted by Mars @TommyMonroe_ Why, Beyoncé doesn’t look like a lesbian to you?When you gay: https://t.co/m3TITsQiEF
12/5
2018
So...baggy Gucci suit + brown shoes? https://t.co/BcNP6D8mPs @Day4wisewoman Sis. Neither of them knew what it meant @PlainsOfJoab Lol who knows. Heyyyy @BarackObama, miss you! @apiecebyguy Lets get these THUGS off the street @PatrishPadding Ya but I want to wear something velvet, or red!I think I'm finally ready to try Rent The Runway. @ChrissieMayr oooooh. I'll check them out too @Meadbymead BUT WITH WHAT SHOES???When the invitation says Business Casual Festive: https://t.co/1kQ6FNLppGWhat do you wear to gala that you're not being honored at but you want to look good but not like you're trying too… https://t.co/y5X15CuKta @Justsydnyc She looks cray
12/4
2018
@BlazeMancillas @aminahimani @justsydny Throwing shade on a Sunday night is super fun @BakerBone Nah, I just don't hang out with comics after shows...thats how I maintain my sexy. Poor friends lead to… https://t.co/qoLqZMFMuCDude gotta be 6’5 and at least 380 lbs. Now the driver is driving slow AF cuz he doesn’t want to hit a pothole and… https://t.co/ffcgywQHJPThe biggest man that I’ve EVER seen, just got into my Uber pool. Bruh, you couldn’t splurge for the XL?
12/3
2018
As long as Jada Pinkett survives, I’m good. https://t.co/bmVqk7Gck0Chocolate Sundays are back at @ComedyAtTheKnit tonight @MurphGuideBK: @JudahWorldChamp @rosebudbakerhttps://t.co/qQMdBwTVQz
12/2
2018
I just hurt my hip putting on pants this morning. Is this what being old is??? Bxtch noYinz better get ready! @Blacktress & @AndyBeckerman are back in New York at Union Hall on 12/16, and it's gonna be… https://t.co/WSQ0pDkFP6
Retweeted by Mars @larryowenslive Don't die for me, Argentina
12/1
2018
@MatteoLane LORDT. The gays are so dramatic#unofficialexpert @janellejcomic has been “living her best life” for a minute having made out with Lenny Kravitz at… https://t.co/LZYfTIwlUC
Retweeted by Mars @MatteoLane Noooooo they're actually pretty good, my Italian friend
11/30
2018
I just discovered the Trader Joes frozen cannolis and SIS...my life is forever changed.
11/29
2018
Oh, you saw my sexy ass struggle acting!? https://t.co/nvoEanznqt
11/28
2018
If you're in New York, tonight me and @LukeMones are putting on a free show at @cibnyc at 7:30 and I can't overstat… https://t.co/Z3yazPpA0G
Retweeted by Mars @StephanieKelton The Unofficial Expert Podcast with @Justsydnyc and @MsReeezy is comedy gold. Young, honest, quick-witted blue comedy.
Retweeted by Mars @P1Dayman @StephanieKelton @Justsydnyc J’adore a well written listener review! 🥳🥰 https://t.co/XF3zrzVkbz
11/27
2018
@TashurRaquel Fabulous. Now all we have to do is find some and then find a place to do them.Let’s do mushrooms this weekendFREE: Boardwalk Comedy is back in NYC this Tuesday Nov 27th at @cibnyc (169 Avenue A) with our best lineup yet! 7pm… https://t.co/HZxZAsXyNc
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11/26
2018
This Sunday. 11.25.18 at 9pm https://t.co/6i2L5oSdds
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11/24
2018
@DMD1984_ Hmm. I don’t have any pumpkin pie but what are you trying to get rid of? 🤔
11/23
2018
@MarvinRashad @fkapeachiz Sis is on a 365 day weekend. He has nothing but time @fkapeachiz Damn y’all ran out of food already?? You really are bored, huh?Everybody else, wishing you well seasoned food and plenty of leftovers #ThanksgivingHappy Thanksgiving y’all. Wishing all ugly dudes go somewhere with soggy mac & cheese and raisins in the food
11/22
2018
@DMD1984_ Haha! Me & my Michelles are going to look for you in the crowd, next sunday.
11/20
2018
MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE NEW HOSTS OF comedyattheknit , justsydbw @msreeezy & @aminahimani I TOLD Y'ALL YOU'D BE IN… https://t.co/nGPfpV6yyk
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11/19
2018
@jestbh Its like, CAN YOU EVEN READ @sirchrisdaniels???
11/18
2018
Fun Fact: Mama Coco is the oldest Disney character ever. Her wrinkles had wrinkles https://t.co/nflhjw7yd7
11/17
2018
The lineup the lineup THE LINEUP! 12/12/18 8PM @UnionHallNY for @emilyslist w/ @JohnFugelsang @ayoedebiri @MsReeezyhttps://t.co/6rz2gcuSU6
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11/16
2018
Hey #FriendsLikeUs a brand new episode is up! Hear from our new friend #artstar @MokshiniNYC & returning friends… https://t.co/kqt9Kqh5T9
Retweeted by MarsWow @vulture you killed it with this list! Follow all these funny geniuses! And subscribe to @foreverdogteam podcas… https://t.co/0NJoiAIXB9
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11/14
2018
Too many Friends of Good Good™ to congratulate 'em all but we'll try: @MekkiLeeper @catccohen @anafabregagoodhttps://t.co/n8s7brU38w
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11/13
2018
@ShayLDavis @Justsydnyc but we're giving you videos AND stellar photography. Regular posts and the IG stories are always poppingggDo you support attention? Do you raise awareness? Do you ally? It's time to H🕳️LE UP! ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 ~ AN EVENING TO… https://t.co/iF4jDQhYcv
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11/12
2018
@benfishernyc @Justsydnyc @RachelFeinstein @ForeverDogTeam Praying for you on your search for burning hot love 🙌🏾#UnOfficialExpert @RachelFeinstein as the “Hotel-ing” Expert. Truly our most informative episode, from shitty hotel… https://t.co/Bgh6YgGIQS
Retweeted by MarsFinally updated my iPhone and WE HAVE AN EMOJI WITH BRAIDS! 👩🏾‍🦱 and then whatever this one is: 🥴 @AlanArbelaez @NewYorkComedy Thanks baby! Hope that means you’ll be at allll my shows in 2019
11/9
2018
@MarvinRashad Ya. My original response had the word journalist in it and I was like... https://t.co/5h139vieJG @MarvinRashad I mean...Most of the “articles” I read now, are just tweets strung togetherMa’am. Look at le boyfriend’s braids. Screaming https://t.co/dbturvmLuG @GoldbergHawn Lol it was never mine. I heard it somewhere else & shared it with the worldCaucasian’s be cosplayingHold up, y’all see this yet? https://t.co/KsZplR15MC @destinedzionxo Reeezy https://t.co/JXKCIbjMtg💪💪 7 pm @nycomedyfest Presents @MatteoLane and Friends ft @christichiello @MsReeezy @Justsydnyc @ItsEvanWilliams https://t.co/YphRLbxVUL
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11/8
2018
This country is raggedy as hell. No Beto. No Stacey Abrams and no Andrew Gillum?? THROW THE WHOLE COUNTRY AWAY. https://t.co/8bSj5qf39w @MichaelSkolnik @NRA Good. That’s exactly where their money belongs.Me on my phone looking at the dick pic you just sent me: https://t.co/XdMaVsrs9e
11/7
2018
@BuzzFeedNews What timezone is Texas in, CPT? @GoldbergHawn https://t.co/4qo6ZRkUiE @YomamaluvnRomeo https://t.co/eDVyCkIV1BWhen you’re sad and your BF throws your clothes on to make you laugh https://t.co/swg0WtCVCS @OoO_Cecilia I like him too but I’ve seen sexier garbage men. The lies magazines tell @fareeeezy Thank you so much. It took longer to find the perfect pairing than to write that tweet 😅Remember when they tried to tell us Blake Shelton was the sexiest man alive? https://t.co/AnbfsJUzftWypipo aka People magazine is late again, per usual. Look at daddy: Idris Elba 🤤🤤🤤 https://t.co/eJsdp9snFTIt’s raining outside, I still have to go vote? YES YOU DO. Put your rainy day wig on and GO. #ElectionDay @Meadbymead Oh, people tell me that my laugh sounds EVIL alllll the time. Real recognize real, Regina George. @SarahGowrie @Justsydnyc You didn’t choke! Shout out to LI...and Memphis Bleek 😹
11/6
2018
Whaaat we're playing for prizes on Wednesday's show! Join the fun with @MaggieChampagne @MsReeezy @georgeciverishttps://t.co/S9uNFBqBJs
Retweeted by MarsMe at 3 am thinking about a joke I said 4 months ago https://t.co/a6g9khqHFK
Retweeted by MarsBxtch. Have you ever eaten peanuts AND peanut butter at the same time? They don’t taste the same https://t.co/WOd34Xyk3TTONIGHT! 11/05: Hot Box Comedy w/ @MsReeezy @Justsydnyc @GlitterCheese @DewaynePerkins @ayoedebiri @stavvybaby Part… https://t.co/azNd3KPI9y
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11/5
2018
I’m still getting a full 8 hours of sleep tonight. Daylight Savings Time for the MUTHAEFFING WIN 🙌🏾
11/4
2018
#UnOfficialExpert Oh it’s just theee two of us.. chatting about terrible Halloween costumes, the shitty industry, S… https://t.co/4Vtf2fkN86
Retweeted by Mars @bbhjx_ @Justsydnyc I just threw Syd in there to be polite. She’ll drink tap, where’s my rosé? @bbhjx_ @Justsydnyc We gotta buy our own drinks or...? @suleenuhh @jaboukie @Justsydnyc Jabooks, come down our raggedy magical podcast! @jaboukie The Unofficial Experts by the amazing @Justsydnyc & @MsReeezy 💗💗💗
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11/2
2018
@funnygirljax @aminahimani 😹😹😹 I was def thinking of you tonight
11/1
2018
@netflix LORDT. Who did his lace front?? There weren’t any black folks, gays or drag queens to properly apply his wig for this!?
10/31
2018
@kanyewest Kim finally crushed his medication into his cereal this morning...MAGIC ✨ https://t.co/XZBvRK4MNn @RAJonline @Justsydnyc @ihatejoelkim Raj! I had NO idea you were from LA
10/30
2018

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