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assistant professor @TUCommStudies|radical queerness, brownness, borderlands, & performance|generally a curmudgeon|he/him/his

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Joined Twitter 8/20/13


Let's not talk about starting anew, or new beginnings. That erases the fact that so many people, including prison a… https://t.co/ncPTkoWD5u
Retweeted by Michael Tristano Jr.It’s only the beginning... https://t.co/xut7SypWjgTo cleanse your timeline.... https://t.co/mMSURFEhfH
Retweeted by Michael Tristano Jr.I am here. https://t.co/5yfSUGuUYx
11/7
2020
"Let’s be very clear: the Democratic Party screwed this election up massively." https://t.co/wTpeTKKKmM
11/4
2020
@MistressSnowPhD would you please stay with me @MistressSnowPhD Screaming Malchik Gay in my mother's chevy blazer while smoking packs of cigarettes.
10/29
2020
@Edwarmulfo Since when have you had standards?
10/22
2020
@verybadpraxis Admissions people picturing your project: https://t.co/Abfydbs3q2
10/21
2020
Well...I expect this kind of shit from Dan Savage https://t.co/qdJzarNA7n
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10/4
2020
It’s always incredible how swiftly and fiercely bouts of crippling depression can take over the body. Coming off of… https://t.co/qjpUxyggab
9/29
2020
if we take the sadness out of saturday night i wonder what we’ll be left with.... anything worth a fight?
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9/27
2020
@Edwarmulfo @discursivespace Vile. I’ll start a group chat.
9/26
2020
@Edwarmulfo @thereaderfilm Oh it gets fun in your 30s?! I can't wait.
9/25
2020
If you too, for whatever reason, cannot be on the ground, here is a list of bail funds around the country. Find one… https://t.co/xkIgIsqTbXI wish I could go downtown tonight to join the rally to Demand Justice for Breonna Taylor. But I do not feel safe g… https://t.co/7pCkCP0aXd
9/24
2020
lol someone literally dies, liberals: https://t.co/ok19UBn5ty
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9/19
2020
Pro tip, use the mugs you have with her face on it to throw at buildings in DC. https://t.co/eQwBdNMdWjI'd like to thank the version of me that drove around for a month without car insurance because I couldn't pay it b… https://t.co/UHDg2i70Ys @BigBobberz @kerryk_allday Are you fucking kidding me with this? Make me one!
9/18
2020
Thank you for the messages of congratulations. We want to make it clear though that this is how we feel about accep… https://t.co/PtcDj79PCC
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9/17
2020
@discursivespace @RaganFox https://t.co/W64loGTZnT
9/16
2020
@deedoubleyou__ https://t.co/LuiyOlncLo @YouKnowFargo You deserve it! We deserve this! @deedoubleyou__ Obviously. So you gonna answer the question or nah? @deedoubleyou__ CBS all access 😌Whats the free trail you ended up renewing accidentally because of quarantine but now do not know how to live without it?
9/13
2020
University of Michigan graduate students, @geo3550, are on strike for safe COVID measures and an end to policing on… https://t.co/jxz7vnJhmB @verybadpraxis Can I take your seminar?
9/11
2020
Wow. What a fabulous gif. Eddie gives me so much life. Thank you to them. https://t.co/Sih64YmCZwWow. What a fabulous day. Students give me so much life. Thank you to them.Me teaching on zoom. https://t.co/W6jpBtvApYKristen, please, I just really need you to stop putting down my phone number 🥺🥺 If anyone knows Kristen please tel… https://t.co/2cZWugDKAj
9/10
2020
@TenFarb https://t.co/YjyYRpHbbE @TenFarb When I first read this I was like certainly this is a metaphor or like about a video game, there's no way… https://t.co/5QUvPOjEkB
9/9
2020
@BigBobberz Can confirm.
9/8
2020
oh c’mon and take the sadness out of saturday night
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9/6
2020
@JoLeyTheStrange List them so @discursivespace and I can go to them and have a drink in your honor.
9/4
2020
@anthonykjsmith I'd be happy to receive an email from you, if you ever want validation. Cheers, Michael
9/3
2020
Based on @ASU's despicable behavior, I will be burning my diploma when it arrives and when people ask where I got m… https://t.co/k23fjFO111 @JoLeyTheStrange @ASU I literally might burn my diploma when it comes in the mail. @Edwarmulfo Imagine our power. @NairYasmin Same!!
9/2
2020
@JoLeyTheStrange No no it was mine to learn with you! @bennylemaster https://t.co/erczvnyTf2 @stephanieorme https://t.co/T3JoTkrDavThis cute. https://t.co/PP9JJIQazx
9/1
2020
@bidibidibummer @Edwarmulfo https://t.co/HNGJElh8OZ @MichelleLeaHill Passed this on to like 7 people!
8/29
2020
@cumsommelier Because that's the name of my flex box.
8/28
2020
@verybadpraxis This appears to be the lesser Buff Confident John Krasinski instead of the better Lanky Awkward John… https://t.co/Vu8CULJPMe
8/27
2020
@KelseyTAbele Please have your TA stop by my office hours tomorrow, I have a study abroad opportunity I'd like to present to them. 1-4 EST. @MichelleLeaHill Yes! It was free from my office
8/26
2020
@bidibidibummer Both/and make it critical @bidibidibummer Throw them out!
8/25
2020
@micahherskind Milwaukee Freedom Fund is providing bail and legal support to protesters in Kenosha. DONATE here:… https://t.co/7edlS6KmFP
Retweeted by Michael Tristano Jr. @RichardGlover Thanks Richie! I am wishing you well and the best for the year. Stay safe and healthy 💫And yes of course there are typos in this. But what do you expect, it's me.Above all, I wish to cling on to hopefulness for tonight; for this week; for the semester; for the foreseeable futu… https://t.co/iof2sIqdGwThis evening, in this moment, I am letting my self sit in the tension of the immense sadness, anxiousness, excit… https://t.co/ftcKU3oi4kI am so happy to be back "in the classroom" after a fellowship year. I am so sad that we cannot be in classroom. I… https://t.co/44vG2BowS3I am thankful for gainful employment. But I am uneasy about being in a new place, with new types of people, and wa… https://t.co/Ta72JkfsTPI am nervous for myself. I know I am going to make mistakes and I am going to have to re-do some things and be fle… https://t.co/kDZnJ36dMmI am scared for my students. The world is so awful and sometimes I wonder what a class can even mean to them with… https://t.co/6F3zsZdOORI am so privileged my institution has given every instructor the agency to decide the teaching modality. I am teach… https://t.co/6yEa7vFWKSOn the night before the day classes start, I have some things on my mind. TL;DR: I have a lot of feelings.
8/24
2020
It is really detrimental to students, teachers & the careers of artists to put previously free & accessible poetry… https://t.co/EmfQB3pkaN
Retweeted by Michael Tristano Jr.Hey @buttonpoetry! Why are you putting previously free & accessible YouTube videos behind paywalls? Many have been… https://t.co/tK8ed1HaHS
Retweeted by Michael Tristano Jr. @Edwarmulfo I keep thinking of you both, so much, elated to hear the update ✨✨✨ @MichelleLeaHill @nickklemp This is also me re: survivor @discursivespace I think you just proved my point... @discursivespace Are you subtweeting yourself?
8/22
2020
Baby's first faculty retreat*** tomorrow 🤗🤗🤗 ***It's my living room, the retreat is me going into the living room.⚰️ #slowtheforkdown @asu_c3 https://t.co/8aiX9kgPs4
8/19
2020
All of the people who are posting about their emotional responses to America(na) at the DNC while also regularly po… https://t.co/vRer4zAVAHAnd, no, I'm going to encourage this shittery by livetweeting it. American political spectacle does nothing but giv… https://t.co/GQYInfsokV
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8/18
2020
@MichelleLeaHill She can drink and chat here if she wants.
8/17
2020
@JoLeyTheStrange Omg a true lol from this 11/10.I have read, cited, and continue to teach so many of these pieces. (And some I still yet to read) What a great week… https://t.co/mg7s6Ldei8 @KelseyTAbele The water falls from the sky and I do this in my apartment. https://t.co/5q0w4dGmll
8/15
2020
I have lived in Baltimore for exactly 2 weeks and with tonight's rain, I think I've seen more precipitation in the… https://t.co/OJZPJQarLqVirtual sex is one of the safest ways to get off right now! Remember to protect your privacy, and that consent is… https://t.co/Vq7RdAocpt
Retweeted by Michael Tristano Jr. @MichelleLeaHill Holy shit.
8/14
2020
@deedoubleyou__ 😩 @deedoubleyou__ No you do! @deedoubleyou__ Can you get me an employee discount? @deedoubleyou__ Can I have $252?Cool cool cool. https://t.co/fOHc3FCGqyBut I got this confetti graphic so its all been worth it. https://t.co/waWJWsFCu6Was wondering why when I went to send my transcripts to my new employer, ASU only conferred my grad certificate. Th… https://t.co/LQdtkZEfUE
8/12
2020
The ways in which...this is literally a ticket with people invested in us going to jail
Retweeted by Michael Tristano Jr.Now that I'm a doctor, I realize my actual dream is escaping to the bay area and becoming a poet. Whoops.
8/11
2020
@Edwarmulfo @BeauwithaBang sending you both sparkles, do not hesitate to reach out.If in-person instruction begins in August, members of our #ASU faculty, staff, graduate student & undergrad communi… https://t.co/TxqAsDPddX
Retweeted by Michael Tristano Jr.For those among us teaching feminist theory/politics and trans studies, this is completely essential reading. https://t.co/4mMeoKhwLl
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8/10
2020
Today I am working to the soundtrack of the cinematic masterpiece "Holiday in the Sun" and when I tell you it is ve… https://t.co/uvoIwbAavf
8/7
2020
@HugoCFOfficial This is great Hugo! Congrats!! 💫💫 @KelseyTAbele This is bad.Wow wow wow. "We need language to make things simpler but Latinidad isn’t simple. It’s a mess that we refuse to cl… https://t.co/d5mRRmr8Ge @anthonykjsmith @tasapostgrads Congratulations 💫
8/5
2020

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