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John Mulaney @mulaney New York City

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I was uncontrollably laughing at @eddiepepitone FOR THE MASSES within the first minute. Best intro line ever. The w… https://t.co/wryrFaBjcvHow did you get car service? I don’t get car service! Excited to have you back Jake Ryan Flynn! https://t.co/rBKIgRARgNI interviewed my friend and former moody teen @EricHutchinson in the @TheAVClub for EH’s new fantastic album “CLASS… https://t.co/gHe3SenFD5
7/10
2020
I’ve worked with @CarmenComedian many times and I am such a huge fan that this album is like manna from heaven. She… https://t.co/aMfx99efHB“Music here, music there. Music, music everywhere!” I couldn’t be happier about this news. Congrats to the Bunch,… https://t.co/4akMLyyTJHIt’s Emmy nomination time - if you’re a music voter, please consider voting for our two Sack Lunch submissions and… https://t.co/xKYMEs21zu
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7/7
2020
A really great person left the planet today. Stuart Cornfeld was as funny, smart, talented & cool as a person gets.… https://t.co/lPBerwpAD9
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6/27
2020
@barbara_gaines1 Such controlled chaos
6/16
2020
This story from the brilliant @lmisitzis and @dianemwu made me love New York and bodegas even more than I already d… https://t.co/CJRwXyt0h5Now on the Channel, you can watch ORIGINAL CAST ALBUM: "COMPANY" (1970), the legendary, long-unavailable documentar… https://t.co/QHMdrQTrHg
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6/15
2020
Pete Davidson and John @Mulaney discuss #TheKingofStatenIsland—and the day Davidson's grandfather stopped by to fil… https://t.co/ShqUNUEaMj
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6/13
2020
Pete Davidson and John @Mulaney discuss their friendship—and Davidson’s new movie, The King of Staten Island—via Zo… https://t.co/rVenXmAn9p
Retweeted by John MulaneyPete, @JuddApatow Ricky Velez @DaveSirus @billburr Marisa Tomei, Pete’s Grandpa and sister Casey & many more teame… https://t.co/2FAia592kRHello! #TheKingofStatenIsland is out ON DEMAND today! I want you to know this movie is GREAT. Pete Davidson is outs… https://t.co/4DYJBq1DeW
6/12
2020
View from Robert Kennedy’s funeral train, today 1968: #Fusco https://t.co/QfT6zNRXjx
Retweeted by John MulaneyFrom Robert Kennedy’s funeral train, Baltimore, today 1968: #Fusco https://t.co/49LO8cSQbO
Retweeted by John MulaneyThey arrested him. They put rat poison in his food. He stopped eating their food. They destroyed the food he bo… https://t.co/zmrhHSO6Yc
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6/8
2020
Arrest the cops who killed #BreonnaTaylor
6/7
2020
End the CURFEW https://t.co/sTMU5GeuVLThere was a time when the NYPD hated Bill de Blasio so much that it was legitimate to fear for his safety; they lit… https://t.co/bAQiX7xzO1
Retweeted by John Mulaney(For non-NYers, our mayor is currently on WNYC explaining to New Yorkers that, in regard to nights of police violen… https://t.co/LNLDZeDllb
Retweeted by John MulaneyI'm a lifelong NYC resident. We have had okay mayors and bad mayors, but never one who has so completely sold out t… https://t.co/fQrKjdWRnk
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6/6
2020
Wishing everyone a Happy Ty-Day/Friday! I feel like celebrating! Join me in this powerful union of togetherness. S… https://t.co/jYgzWZLnl5
Retweeted by John MulaneyLeaders are accountable. @NYCMayor, your peaceful citizens are fleeing from rage-fueled cops on the nightly. Do… https://t.co/YLW3NkDiM6
Retweeted by John MulaneyDid you ask him about NYPDs “Kettling” crowds of peaceful protesters into confined areas, waiting til curfew, and t… https://t.co/j7vJCdIKvOAnd shit just changed. Cops charge the crowd, beating, arresting. Here’s the moment. https://t.co/jVOqkb4T5c
Retweeted by John MulaneySo I wanna go through what I saw in Brooklyn last night. I was with a group of a few hundred protestors. They march… https://t.co/MbWXTme3UO
Retweeted by John MulaneyAs soon as 8 p.m. struck, NYPD officers began to arrest, and beat nonviolent protesters. https://t.co/4eIxLCAutq
Retweeted by John MulaneyNew Tonight: Disturbing video from @WBFO in Buffalo, NY shows an elderly man walk up to police in riot gear. An off… https://t.co/NZo53UkKH2
Retweeted by John MulaneySHOCKING VIDEO: LAPD officers seen striking protesters with batons in Fairfax district confrontation… https://t.co/Fou0gcG03O
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6/5
2020
Denver mayor, @MayorHancock, what the actual hell is this? https://t.co/8g0oEs1NPJ
Retweeted by John MulaneyThey were putting up signs to commemorate the death of George Floyd. He wasn't having it. https://t.co/eukrXrxoLN
Retweeted by John MulaneyPlease read this essential, deeply moving piece by two of my favorite comedians to watch onstage, The Lucas Brother… https://t.co/vEWdP8dgzN
6/4
2020
And sorry I posted the incorrect handle before! Link here https://t.co/ITpTDNhTygI used it to see what New York City has done and still must do. #8cantwait also gives resources to contact your cit… https://t.co/3zg7xzzxNLThis is a great resource from Campaign Zero, #8cantwait outlines 8 policy changes that can reduce police violence b… https://t.co/y8zIUhTwHS
6/3
2020
I support and donate to organizations that fight racial injustice. Please do the same. And register to VOTE CAMPA… https://t.co/sJtvI85PCYhttps://t.co/tKuaDPPTKu
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Retweeted by John MulaneyJustice NOW for Breonna Taylor. Sign the petition. Do the right thing. https://t.co/M2f21sFONRRest in Power, Beautiful. @BlkLivesMatter honors those we have lost to police violence. #BlackLivesMatterhttps://t.co/6nHcEUeMfV
Retweeted by John MulaneyBlack lives matter. Not news. Not an opinion. A fact. https://t.co/J1dbIQ1JPG
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6/2
2020
If you get arrested while protesting, don't say anything or sign anything. Ask for a lawyer immediately. https://t.co/JPsFxjmkyd
Retweeted by John MulaneyI’ve donated here. Join me and give if you can. https://t.co/ANlmoWXCy7 #BlackLivesMatter
6/1
2020
Pennebaker's legendary, long-unavailable documentary! Featuring a new conversation with the cast & writers of… https://t.co/Gc22zDgaZ5
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5/29
2020
I posted a remembrance of Larry Kramer here: https://t.co/gxUHLw8WWt https://t.co/xNwDXQLS2I
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5/28
2020
If you long for the era of hard hitting interviews like Frost/Nixon. Watch me on the #NotTooLateShow with @Elmo on… https://t.co/YhAW6OYAXx
5/27
2020
The great @marcshaiman put this together for the Actors Fund. And it just keeps getting better and better and bette… https://t.co/gnG787C99SElmo wants to do a show for all of his friends before bedtime! The #NotTooLateShow with Elmo streaming May 27 on HB… https://t.co/rHTLHbpokp
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5/26
2020
“refresh your feeds” to hear the season finale of Oh, Hello. Special thanks this week to Joe Rogan and Bill Simmons… https://t.co/kOg8lRF0mR
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5/24
2020
John Mulaney on Assembling the ‘Sack Lunch Bunch’ and the Majesty of Mr. Music https://t.co/peSVmBSZVthttps://t.co/NNOzJayIix
Retweeted by John MulaneyWait for it. https://t.co/fnvCQ4otTW
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5/23
2020
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Retweeted by John MulaneyBrody would have been 50 today. Sometimes I put on my old “home” videos just to watch him make other comics laugh.… https://t.co/Fx7dCzqdgT
Retweeted by John MulaneyI will begin insulting yo' mommas again tomorrow. All mommas must be 6' apart, and insults are to-go only.
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5/22
2020
On this day exactly 10 years ago, MacGruber started shitting the bed in the nation’s box offices. By the end of our… https://t.co/zaBAlyMTkx
Retweeted by John MulaneyORIGINAL CAST ALBUM: COMPANY is finally being re-released, with a special bonus conversation featuring the CO-OP te… https://t.co/zuqWIdr7wj
Retweeted by John Mulaney @AliCatToys We did. It’s on Apple Spotify everything
5/21
2020
L O L @WilliamFriedkin 🥳🥳👑 https://t.co/w07hhj7yxw
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5/20
2020
forgive my loan debt! https://t.co/S2p8RGlkr6
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5/19
2020
Lynn thank you for being so hilarious and welcoming and kind. Those few days on “Dickinson” were amazing and there… https://t.co/R8tnq2lSHyLooking back on Season 45! ❤️ Thank you to our cast, crew, hosts, musical guests, special guests, and everyone wh… https://t.co/2Z9w1PDlFo
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5/17
2020
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Retweeted by John MulaneyKeep on shining ✨ 📷: 212sid/IG https://t.co/YFGZ7pCd8M
Retweeted by John Mulaneyjust like Game of Thrones before us, our penultimate episode is our most explosive. go listen. https://t.co/EOFJLOOBlE
Retweeted by John MulaneyOnce again I remind New Yorkers: https://t.co/emY6paBwEX
Retweeted by John MulaneyIn today’s Oh, Hello p’dcast, Gil & George’s Uber driving career leads to their discovery of a shocking link betwee… https://t.co/aPFHyRNX41
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5/16
2020
“THIS is CBS baby” - Gil Faizon https://t.co/cSkgKNpp04
5/15
2020
I had to I’m sorry https://t.co/6BEySTy63W
Retweeted by John Mulaney2 of 2) with a nice wife and kids, and gotten a country club membership, and then I would have killed myself. Thank… https://t.co/xoBBHAyXDr
Retweeted by John Mulaney1 of 2) 51 years ago today we met and formed @montypython If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would hav… https://t.co/VXrmVYU2oE
Retweeted by John Mulaney“According to the Coast Guard and several published articles, he was enlisted into the service with his pawprint on… https://t.co/bxbLlTiK0g"Mr Hook, are you sitting down? I think I have a slogan that will be good and also make sense and not be weird." https://t.co/4BBMX1x6TII'd like to build a monument to my mom because I was never convicted of wrong at the Court of her Love. If you know… https://t.co/qTG4tfPFl0"to relieve the pain and soothe nerves upset by the pain." https://t.co/mX60x6ypi6Researching something in the Feb 28, 1944 Washington Court House Record-Herald of WCH Ohio and found this legend.… https://t.co/dYOF1oHMXdI don't read Stephen King and weep. I read him and get a good scare! #SpookyStories https://t.co/otA4vdXUwV
5/12
2020
@EmilyGould “The Story of a Rock and Roll Band” by Randy Newman"Cause youre just having one of those days..." @mulaney @TheAAshford @alexanderbello https://t.co/TnCcy5wky4
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Retweeted by John MulaneyI’m sad to say that my father, Jerry Stiller, passed away from natural causes. He was a great dad and grandfather,… https://t.co/95b6sNecAp
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5/11
2020
This was an honor @melissavcomedy and when I was a kid I did ask all the wrong questions at funerals. https://t.co/tpVPotAJwnJohn Mulaney... https://t.co/PYPh2IUZsL
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5/10
2020
EPISODE 6: IT’S A FINE LIFE Starring Gil & George & ⁦@Lin_Manuel⁩ It’s a day late and that’s my fault. Apologies t… https://t.co/F1qdeQC26I
Retweeted by John MulaneyOn today’s Oh, Hello p’dcast Gil & George face off with longtime nemesis @Lin_Manuel. Here's the boys declaring war… https://t.co/pF60y5ZjPs
Retweeted by John MulaneyA night to remember little Richard. And the boys peace and love. ✌️🌟❤️🎶🎵🍒☮️ https://t.co/VsRDLTVeeJ
Retweeted by John MulaneyIn his presence he was always the same Little Richard that I first heard and was awed by growing up and I always wa… https://t.co/LnkgucmD91
Retweeted by John MulaneyI played some shows with him in Europe in the early nineties and got to hang out in his dressing room a lot. He was… https://t.co/yLK0R56Mc1
Retweeted by John MulaneyI just heard the news about Little Richard and I’m so grieved. He was my shining star and guiding light back when I… https://t.co/iuDxtzypsp
Retweeted by John MulaneyNEW EPISODE OF OH HELLO THE P’DCAST. With @Lin_Manuel @nickkroll and produced by Pulitzer Prize Winner @lmisitzis!… https://t.co/zkapYpnGHo
5/9
2020
@lucydisgrace @TimoryThompson @CallMeLex I was not offended in the slightest. Sorry if this caused your day any sta… https://t.co/sUBW5tHC3G @johnlevenstein You have Story Editor status now, and the show runner likes you, advance two spaces and control the white board. @johnlevenstein I had a notes call with the dad and they’re all pretty macro. So we are going late tonight. Do you… https://t.co/9CkAKUPTVdI don’t love knowing that but thank you for showing it to him. https://t.co/ZwnN4ImfMmMemphis was early October and I think a lot of stuff was tweaked and added November 2017 and then more til Radio Ci… https://t.co/qJoVI5LL6PDavid. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. Thank you. https://t.co/Dv2oQV2gYaNot that I could have predicted anything that’s happening right now but I never would’ve have guessed part of a pan… https://t.co/LlvihF4HFs
Retweeted by John MulaneyMan I wish we could release @mulaney's outtakes from the records for SpiderHam. I was horizontal with laughter the… https://t.co/nWQmGNfIKl
Retweeted by John MulaneyThank you Rodney! This is especially true of the fifteen minute period when I didn’t know that the film was rated PG https://t.co/Pebqf3kcOH
5/8
2020

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