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Stand up comic. SaaS Marketer @FreshworksInc. I am funnily serious at work and seriously funny on stage. I'm also delusional about my work and stage persona.

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Joined Twitter 4/7/10


democracy in this country is a joke. https://t.co/HP29g2uWVB
Retweeted by Murali Satagopan @realDonaldTrump Levels of not wanting to repeat yourself: 1. I am saying this for the 10th time. 2. I am saying t… https://t.co/6cZXGmoW5x“Wasim bhai, aap yahaan?" https://t.co/HSqHysix1K
Retweeted by Murali Satagopan @enthahotness Why is this kid so cuuute? I want a hangabur. And the way he changed voices to do 'Okay. Is that it?'. My heart. 🥺If there was a record for maximum successful reviews in a day/match/series, West Indies have won it. They had 6 re… https://t.co/ixGmJpRa9ki love it here https://t.co/uDyGlS5igE
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7/10
2020
Funds https://t.co/6hrwhU83Es
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanThis is fucking disgusting. "I DEMAND A FEMALE OFFICER" Austin, Texas PD @Austin_Police https://t.co/eAiIejUP8j
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7/9
2020
i just stumbled upon these articles and quite honestly, the distinction between real and performative faith could n… https://t.co/WmEDlpFNEW
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanIf you’re in need of a new quarantine hobby, click the link in the thread to become pen pals with someone living in… https://t.co/566fG2dOEO
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanLooking for two units of A1B positive blood for a friends father in Mylapore. If you or anyone you know is willin… https://t.co/9rqoOVA2zO
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7/8
2020
SO GOOD. Go Arsenal!WHAT A GOAL, SAKA AND AUBA! So good!
7/7
2020
still my favorite clip of the year https://t.co/fJOW7fxSSs
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanHow to make a Ritviz song in 2 minutes! https://t.co/yyMByfLSrL
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanGorgeous read. https://t.co/GFhr3SYNoi @sophsa @MooseAllain https://t.co/ijGLgQwI8r
Retweeted by Murali Satagopan#HeyRoger Just send you my #artwork Thank you for all))) @rogerfederer https://t.co/azduefd14h
Retweeted by Murali Satagopan3 years since I joined Arsenal and I’ve enjoyed every single day of it. Thanks to my teammates, all the staff and f… https://t.co/RvcdGF89BC
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7/6
2020
This is Beautiful... https://t.co/zottXfZ9CG
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanTwitter do your thing 💅🏽 https://t.co/ZBa8aO3zQh
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanKanye West isn’t really gonna run for President, but his next album will be called Presidential Dropout
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanAda ponga boss. Itha nambi thaan rendu Kabini safari edutha only sparrows and cows everywhere. https://t.co/LgV6YSaVxmIf you hadn't hobbed, we may, we just may have held City. Just maybe. (No. I am joking. I'm dreading the FA semis) https://t.co/YadyN0Gffi
7/5
2020
Let’s goooooo 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 2-0 https://t.co/GymfcIimub
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanWas mildly skeptical. Playing a back 3 against a super fast Moutinho and lightning Adama running team with nightmar… https://t.co/YPW2ZcrDitCome on Arsenal! Playing Wolves away, both youngsters scoring or creating goals, let's take this clean sheet and go… https://t.co/cGfVSJtb8cLaca back to doing Exactly what we bought him for - coming in late and scoring. https://t.co/CFDxFoCbbLA fabulous piece of football. GOO ARSENAL.Welcome back Torreira. And let's flip this back onto them, Lacaa!MARTINEZ! What a sweet close in though.No, Arsenal - a point away is NOT good enough. Win. Beat the 6th place team in their silent backyard. Hold. The. Line! #COYGTierney? Yes, I understand rest but you have Luiz on with A YELLOW! That's a living breathing curly haired nightmare on a football field. @poeticgooner NEARLY haha thought he was going. They got his number wrong on the board!This game is literally Arsenal vs Adama.Champion player, my man. Bukayo, what a chap. #ARSWOLWhat is #JusticeForSasikala? A 22 year old girl was reportedly filmed while bathing by 2 men (brothers). That vide… https://t.co/BDxSGxE9hX
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7/4
2020
This is your reminder that the new South Zone IG, (appointed post Sathankulam murders) Tamilnadu has a pending Sexu… https://t.co/MP7UMbQ017
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanMy man, you had a Spectacular save and I'm so glad you see how you've been filling Leno's shoes. https://t.co/iTZHjlKg0a"if all cops are bastards don't go to the police next time any guy harasses you" yeah mf this police? https://t.co/AaqTVsOtzD
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanBukayo Saka has more G/A in all competitions (16) in all comps than Paul Pogba (4). One was £0M and one was £89M https://t.co/9XXSR23zn8
Retweeted by Murali Satagopan @TheBodySoda @FreshworksInc @mrgirish @gopalansuman @divyabalraj Fabulous, my man! Keep killing it, the body that keeps on giving 🙏🏼Messi + Federer + Woods... “I’ve pretty much made Virat Kohli there!” @josbuttler picks his top three attributes… https://t.co/2LOYdbWpG8
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7/2
2020
@Alwarpet_Dragon Beauty goal.Good win, great night, superb Soares and a magical Auba means we take a decently energetic and an extremely confide… https://t.co/IYKvIuOfdhCaste and Gender. https://t.co/tYxdaeIP5X
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanEvery time we play Norwich, I keep thinking of this glorious match and this sensational and probably the best PL te… https://t.co/sBTtIol0rYSOAAAARESSSS. Exceptional strike, keeper had NO chance. What a see debut, Cedriic. Go Gunners!Aubaaaaa. Casual andn spectacular. Now, let's also keep a clean sheet for poor Martinez and we are ahoy! #COYGEven if this Luiz fellow is somehow magically doing his bet, this Mustafi fellow is scaring me.Xhakaaaa. Gorgeous pass, Auba and a Beautiful finish. 💃🏼 #COYGThank you goalkeepers. For keeping any semblance of a season alive. #ARSNOR #COYGGOODNESS ME, GODFREY! What a strike, gobsmacked. Thank God.Thank you for the inspiring words, Coronavirus. https://t.co/KtMoigzVB4
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanViola Davis ain’t playin with y’all. Someone give @violadavis her flowers. Queen. https://t.co/BzXhqvbUjL
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanSingin’ in the Rain ft. Minsara Kanavu. https://t.co/F3tgxB3fUv
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanTreasured memories from three successful World Cup campaigns https://t.co/icugkVfD19
Retweeted by Murali Satagopan @iSudatta Okay, on it! Thanks! I'm new to classical but boy, the music is exhilarating. @poeticgooner Hahahhaha daii.Vaa yaa. Night ethaachu pannu https://t.co/CDYMG88UdiMy dad to 8yo me when the Encyclopedia seller is at the door 'Ullae po' https://t.co/eJUBWHDtEk @iSudatta Recently got introduced to it and simply Love it. All of it. The ebb and flow. Frickin beautiful @elan_arr Aiyooo this is so difficult :(These men were raped and murdered by the Thoothukudi police. Don't refer to it as sodomisation or custodial deaths.… https://t.co/7SjMfsapT2
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanLPG gas. ECR road. MCFC Football Club. https://t.co/9SukrnGSRwCongratulations to @NimratOfficial and team @altbalaji https://t.co/MOuMIO4JMJ
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanMassive boiler blast at Neyveli Lignite Corporation's power plant. 4 dead, 17 gravely injured. The images from the… https://t.co/Zm1AXWmQ2e
Retweeted by Murali Satagopan @nandiniv @gigibenefits I'm sorry to hear that. All the best to you though :)Jayaraj and Fenix were not brutalised in secret—their friends knew and watched helplessly as their lives faded. Tha… https://t.co/VDrI86l6xx
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanHow to tell these bloody parents 'But she is maid, why do we need a mask?' 'He is a regular banana guy, why do we… https://t.co/K4c3vIpgHf#JusticeForJayarajandBennicks I am using my art to voice out. Will you? Shout and scream. https://t.co/NN24J1p4mb
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7/1
2020
So, this happened today. How drunk on power are some cops? https://t.co/WXaJU1QRrZ
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanThis is lowkey a bop👀 https://t.co/zjgTemfdEU
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanOn #SocialMediaDay2020, we present to you a list of skills you need to have to get that "GIVE THAT ADMIN A PAY RAISE" tweet. You should...
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanSouth India: 'Hindi theriyaathu. Athunaale Modi speech onnume puriyale' North India: 'Nallaa Hindi therinjume onnu… https://t.co/FPXTWdSROCUnlike Manmohan who never opened his mouth and hence said nothing, it takes a special talent to spew So many words… https://t.co/5gZFsqnk0uYaarume illaadha tea kadai la yaaruku da tea aathare. https://t.co/C45BOuw5kw https://t.co/THNe4gO0s4Shocking video! Only because she asked him to wear a mask, #AndhraPradesh tourism dept dy mgr Bhaskar beats up cont… https://t.co/I2Ssp4teKv
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanThis is PEAK America. Just Peak America! https://t.co/30wsgPqxPo2. Help the Folk Artists of Tamilnadu https://t.co/3HEZdNjAxY These campaigns specifically donate groceries to fa… https://t.co/Wy2dCc90HS
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanAs some of you here may know I have been raising funds for charity and these are 2 specific campaigns that we start… https://t.co/A9ZLZsM59z
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6/30
2020
@theblahcksheep @poisonaavi Thank you! So much.Indian government be like I know a spot and go block TikTok.the O in Atlee stands for Originality
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanI'm glad India was no superpower during the World Wars. Imagine Messenger: 'PM ji. China is going to Attack us wit… https://t.co/V6GS7OrTLU#ReallyUrgent #Help A good friend's ageing father is admitted with COVID, critical and urgently needs Plasma dono… https://t.co/EXPZ2rekyoI just learnt that there used to be a BUS service between London and Calcutta. 😯😯 Has anyone else heard of it, know… https://t.co/vlmYHV6Ss1
Retweeted by Murali Satagopanreplace the entire British curriculum with this TikTok https://t.co/z9xgKwUm5B
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Retweeted by Murali SatagopanWhat a sight 💜💚 https://t.co/Ti29V75buz
Retweeted by Murali Satagopan @poisonaavi @SoKneeOh @shreemiverma @alankruthahaha @zedchrmsm @axientidejure @fussyphus @geddit_ @AGirlOfHerWordshttps://t.co/3yRmCpjpwEDressed as a hillbilly, Sasha Baron Cohen infiltrated a rally being held by “The Washington State Three Percenters”… https://t.co/4fiJCEfsT8
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6/29
2020
Good hustle https://t.co/Nw9pYt1PIU
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanOnline classes and Nepotism - #mrsjanaki reacts 😁 https://t.co/pbqJo2XtRt
Retweeted by Murali SatagopanInspector Sridhar suspended. Still no FIR against him and others. 'Due process', they are quoting. Lack of will, I call it.
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6/28
2020
Hey you wonderful folks. This is an experimental comedy sketch that's been close to my heart. This month is special… https://t.co/ezvZN44vyV @shreemiverma @aaliznat Are you last baby girl? https://t.co/zKtjoOppejSharing the victims picture is not going to help. This is the picture to share and retweet.… https://t.co/Acq0njyAxi
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6/27
2020
मैंने यह वीडियो हिंदी में बनाया है ताकि हिंदी समझने वाले लोग जयाराज और बेनिक्स के बारे में जान सकें।… https://t.co/byA2AcaZCq
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6/26
2020

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