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@lolocoles Cinnamon buns... simply the best treat @MariaPierre_7 I feel seenI am a simple girl @MatthewMConners @5h4wn4 Da vinky??https://t.co/isvlZmNWxh
9/25
2020
@baz00per @spoopy_sash
9/23
2020
Accidentally closed a browser with 20+ tabs opened . . . this must be what the scholars of Alexandria felt when their great library burned.
Retweeted by ... @redwyattblue This one wins for most creative @mvdimorgvn Throw a white sheet on a drone and you got a life-like ghost (oxymoron for ya)
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9/18
2020
@marijaknezev21 10 points for creativity @mvdimorgvn Drones
Retweeted by ... @Johnny_Poonani This is a good option too @mvdimorgvn I hope with this lol https://t.co/OS7H4JqUsI
Retweeted by ... @lolocoles It looks like this problem has been solved thank you for your service @mvdimorgvn slingshot
Retweeted by ...*this is me coming up with another thing that doesn’t directly affect me to stress out aboutOmg I just thought about trick or treating how will the kids get candy this year
9/17
2020
@Shelmarslaugh 100% ur inThinking of starting a support group for people who turn bright red after even like 30 seconds of physical activity
9/3
2020
if every person on earth killed 1000 bugs every day we would have no more bugs #noBugs #stopBugs
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8/31
2020
@marijaknezev21 Can u do it for me
8/20
2020
did you play animal crossing new horizon everyday for 400 hours then one day just stopped completely and now it’s b… https://t.co/panW4IP5TH
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8/10
2020
And yes I said what I said but in reality I am very anti-MLM companies profiting off of unsuspecting people who are… https://t.co/C5DroZeJx7 @spoopy_sash Hey girlie! 💕 I know we haven’t talked in 10 years but let me try to sell my products and recruit you… https://t.co/L5MT1H0xqaIf I ever get to the point where I’m selling Arbonne stuff please just set me on fire
8/8
2020
Actually... idkActually never mind I can only imagine it tasting like the ramen packet flavoring but healthy @colinxdessvbles I will try this thank uHow do you throw away a knife? Do you just throw it in the trash can I feel like that’s not rightThis might be a controversial topic but I really think there should be savory protein powder
7/31
2020
@seinfeld_joey Okay great sounds good thank u for confirming @lukerubenzer8 Let’s hoop 🏀💯My favorite bedtime ritual is overanalyzing everything I’ve ever said to anyone in my entire life and then convinci… https://t.co/kIWP5mN7YW
7/27
2020
This deserved an Oscar https://t.co/EocfcoGF2e @andrewsalomonn Hey those shirts are comfy af @5h4wn4 Wait be my friend
7/23
2020
@BScoops24 @Rampant_Music That wasn’t ME!!!!!! @Rampant_Music Rampant x electric guitar neighborI’d also like to make it clear that this neighbor is a different one than Spaghetti Neighbor in my previous tweetWow my new neighbor plays the electric guitar. All the time. How nice
7/22
2020
@marijaknezev21 What are you talking about you look exactly like that in personEvery Sunday my neighbor makes spaghetti or something and cooks the sauce alllllll day and the smell absolutely flo… https://t.co/f0ri4Mx0bl
7/20
2020
Also @Uber you’re really going to try and charge me 3x the amount for a ride vs. Lyft? In this economy????? @PPVinest I can neither confirm nor denyLike sir I look like I am barely 13 years old as it is I am most definitely not a cop but also I am as shocked as y… https://t.co/wxk8SYJfkdI just redownloaded the Lyft app tonight bc Uber was crazy expensive and as soon as I got in the car my Lyft driver… https://t.co/lZDM03PxmApeople who post pictures to the reviews section of online shopping websites: the progeny of heaven await you with o… https://t.co/kaEMxnNXKf
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7/19
2020
@derekeams She did what she had to do! Can’t let you go buying all of that fruit @derekeams I’ll bite... plz elaborate
7/18
2020
. @IvankaTrump I;m Thinking About Thos Beans
Retweeted by ...“No.” https://t.co/yL1al2843nIl be doing, “can we go for quick a chat” like loveisland if I had that garden https://t.co/TxCTnbAf92
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7/17
2020
@lolocoles If there isn’t already I’m making my ownAnd I hope they think it’s a band and they pretend they like their music hahahahaha hahaThe next time someone asks me what my favorite kind of music is I’m just going to say the Solfeggio frequencies
7/11
2020
@5h4wn4 Never too soonare you serious https://t.co/em1WRZzl85
Retweeted by ...interesting how when u squeeze most fruits u get fruit juice but when u squeeze a banana u just get. mashy banana.… https://t.co/GZ1T658Q4Q
Retweeted by ...There’s no other stress when you lean against something and it sounds like you farted and people are like ew u fart… https://t.co/XnDq3PTHmB
7/10
2020
Anyone who designed a parking lot/shopping center area to not connect on purpose and force u to drive alllll the wa… https://t.co/l3aPjLoxuD
7/9
2020
Sunday scaries https://t.co/KyBnYRnvth
7/6
2020
@spoopy_sash @loveangelb4by Hahahahaha literally
6/30
2020
If you love ranch but hate mayonnaise... you’re probably going to be pretty upset if you don’t already know one of… https://t.co/hpcQdxFtIi
6/27
2020
@josephmandros My complicated answer is goldfish but only if they’re flavor blasted cheddar, but if we’re comparing… https://t.co/pwOarnwm2B @josephmandros Just throw it out the window
6/26
2020
@CribDisney @MatthewMConners I like this rule for the most part but it may have to be revised to accommodate specia… https://t.co/cfuFo4Ny5Y @mvdimorgvn More people should use the danger drain
Retweeted by ... @MatthewMConners This is technically the correct answerWhen you are done eating and cleaning up scraps do you put them in the: @briannecamille Numa Numa ayy Numa Numa Numa ayyyyybritish cooking shows: tell us about this wee tart youve made, the crust is just lovely american cooking shows: we… https://t.co/cW2PerLs4I
Retweeted by ...The majority of people who are attending anti-mask rallies are ironically the age demographic who are most likely t… https://t.co/XauGfnq2RSI just want to be back at summer camp listening to the Numa Numa song for the first time ever I want to feel ALIVE again!!!
6/25
2020
@mollamente @5h4wn4 Agreed this is a good one as well @matchu_chutrain HAHA u r my prime example for this thank u for your serviceCalling someone “stinky” is the best insult there is. Prove me wrong
6/21
2020
@fave_problem @WendyRogersAZ Hahahahahaha
6/20
2020
I’m shocked and disheartened to see so many people unfairly calling Chris D’Elia a comedian.
Retweeted by ...Massachusetts State House: MAKE GUARDIANSHIP FRAUD/ABUSE A CRIME - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/jzYNiSbxrA via @Change
6/18
2020
@fave_problem Will report backPeople who liked ants on a log (the snack) as a child probably have at least one felony nowI accidentally got two huge things of vegan lox flavored cream cheese for my stuffed mushrooms instead of regular a… https://t.co/kLTyKrwKXP @slobbyrobby2 I believe it’s sesamé @Nickkprete Looks suspiciousWe’ve been eating the seeds all along like all is well and good but before right this second have u ever thought ab… https://t.co/hM9yJ1S0ch
6/15
2020
@lolocoles ☝️
6/14
2020
Ancient Aliens n chill
6/11
2020
petitions you can sign to make a change; a thread.
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6/3
2020
#BlackLivesMatterThank you to those who are able to speak out when others are at a loss of words. You are supported and you are heard.
6/2
2020
People who put more or less than 3 dot dot dots (...) after a sentence stress me out. It’s 3.. no more NO LESS.......
5/30
2020
@connor_phelpss I’m intrigued... will put on the list to try next timeI’m not a huge Starbucks girl (lil treat every once in a while) but those egg bites... SHEESH!
5/29
2020
@lolocoles Now squeeeeeze yourself into the tiniest ball https://t.co/7IKw0rjmQCPlease for the love of god does anyone have turnip prices over 108 this is an EMERGENCY @lolocoles ⭐️➡️🐎 @lolocoles Now THIS is quality content @mvdimorgvn https://t.co/sutDwweO9b
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5/23
2020

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