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not dead yet. infosec educator. suffering from impostor syndrome. he/him

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Joined Twitter 9/14/08


Idk who needs to hear this but you can call someone out for being a shitty person without also attacking their: -… https://t.co/MKGynqsDGZ
Retweeted by MykeMartynWild story https://t.co/6CeOcHeXpA
Retweeted by MykeMartynSince it appears to be OSCP season again, some unsolicited advice on the OSCP exam from someone who failed multiple… https://t.co/BfSBV7Zmru
Retweeted by MykeMartyn“Trump is ... afflicted with a comprehensive & profound character disorder which leaves no corner of his psyche who… https://t.co/PIiGyHNwnP
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @tribelaw @ThePlumLineGS His only loyalty is to himself. That has been evident for a long time.After months of anti-mask messaging, Trump finally reversed himself today. “I’m all for masks,” he said, adding th… https://t.co/73DqnxgvyJ
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @tribelaw Trump wants to be Putin.There are 203 more days in which we’ll suffer under a president more loyal to Russia than the U.S. — unless Senate… https://t.co/W5eUVExiTQ
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @WilliamHRubin @NickNehamas @Blaskey_S An appreciable number of them are white power control freaks. Many more of t… https://t.co/ay4h1BJnDB @NickNehamas @Blaskey_S And them they act like victims when we call them on it. @Erics_Human @Popehat @morgansher Most people are not dicks. Sadly, it doesn't take too high a percentage of dicks… https://t.co/wiV1cLEzex10 years. 20 million gigabytes of data. 425 million hi-res images of the Sun. A new time-lapse video marks a decad… https://t.co/FpSh4KTAjc
Retweeted by MykeMartynWoooowww! That Sun just glows and glows and glows. On our timescale... https://t.co/4FCq3xcsnU
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @Stop_Trump20 Swallowing your own vomit when you have had too much and realize you should have stopped 3 hours ago. @HoarseWisperer Just being able to read is an improvementI’m sold. https://t.co/tq0iP7cZdM
Retweeted by MykeMartynI liked the part where Hull, currently asking for mercy for being a huge racist douche in 2014, recently went after… https://t.co/8B3ZnkQSZz
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @Retrievals1 Not enough @JustJaggers I think it's probably much more serious than a pee tape. @slinan Ouch!
7/2
2020
@TaelurAlexis Yeah, life’s too short to deal with that garbage. We cannot and should not tolerate the intolerable. https://t.co/WgQepErDA0
Retweeted by MykeMartynDo NOT tweet this to @realDonaldTrump. He’s already having a bad week. https://t.co/5BfUwwq89k
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @MollyJongFast I guess Trump is pro Covid-29, while Biden and Fauci are against it.Asked to detail his thoughts on raising the minimum wage, Trump once again reveals that he's completely unable to d… https://t.co/ml7PfDJ2RG
Retweeted by MykeMartynwatch the stock ticker https://t.co/OdWqHoXjmT
Retweeted by MykeMartynWhat happens before a star explodes and dies: New research on 'pre-supernova' neutrinos https://t.co/eYmDtxMiIfhttps://t.co/xISlb2mLVN
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @Hammyinmiami It is if you lie about it to your partner. It's all about trust. @cjciaramella @Popehat I don't think he blinks once the whole time. Creepy. Maybe he is one of those reptiles the Q… https://t.co/AfqFJ7d0irThis is, and I do not say this lightly, the single dumbest quote I have ever read in a news story… https://t.co/85msxdTNBn
Retweeted by MykeMartynDHS announces ‘Task Force to Protect American Monuments, Memorials, and Statues’ https://t.co/2BM7QwXOC7
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @FenitN Whenever I see phrases like "real people", "real Americans", or "the average American", I think they envisi… https://t.co/Y4TPlGSnDM @NickInfoSec I like to give essay questions, disallowing cut and paste they can be a pain to mark, though. Especia… https://t.co/RKTjazP3Fe @NickInfoSec 2/2 Soon, there will be iplants: Internet connections directly to the brain. Evaluation must evolve an… https://t.co/sDqdsNOhSg @NickInfoSec 1/2 Devices are getting smaller, e.g. smart watches. Students may have multiple phones. Stuff hidden i… https://t.co/QKho9erEo0This is why I blocked ads at my previous org in all browsers and our malware rate went way down. https://t.co/JWDflPorgc
Retweeted by MykeMartynInfoSec training thing - much like you maybe tell your employees not to click suspect attachments and links, tell t… https://t.co/32zegPMcds
Retweeted by MykeMartynI find Facebook infuriating for any number of reasons, one of which is that they don’t actually make anything, they… https://t.co/XAxSmMzAV6
Retweeted by MykeMartynImagine if Alll those Facebook advertiser dollars went back into newspapers, and magazines. Imagine if those Facebo… https://t.co/UIFcjzuA0p
Retweeted by MykeMartynYou know this is true. https://t.co/aW6wK077Gb
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @j_haggett @realDonaldTrump He never had itI’m old enough to remember when you caused a 35-day government shutdown—the longest in history—because Congress had… https://t.co/hibALuVa9f
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @MollyJongFast @mcuban Hannity went to three colleges and managed to graduate from none of them. Yet, he’s going to… https://t.co/14HUTellLo
Retweeted by MykeMartynA non-all-inclusive list of companies that rejected me: Sandia National Labs SecureWorks RiskSense FireEye Rapid7… https://t.co/mVqWmbj06c
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @davidmweissman I knew he would be this bad. I am surprised that he is getting away with it.If you don't listen to @DarknetDiaries from @JackRhysider, you are missing out on the most fascinating well produce… https://t.co/qtek139emH
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @craigwilcox @olgaNYC1211 For those unaware, Donald Trump has laundered money for the Russian mob and oligarchs for… https://t.co/UntBr1VM6u
Retweeted by MykeMartynTrump did not elevate Russia "naively". Writers must stop inserting these adverbs and asides to sugarcoat a deep-ro… https://t.co/aEp3XZ0lDY
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @antiphase I find some threads valuable, and bookmark them for future reference. I find them easier to read if unro… https://t.co/B5mlPri1fkHow is this real https://t.co/1TVm0ZbK5g
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @switch_d @SwiftOnSecurity This is cool!Mysterious Wave Glider Spotted Off Florida Keys Had Electronic Intel Gathering System (Updated) https://t.co/5qk7MjfcSN
Retweeted by MykeMartynThis is easily the most batshit thing I have seen on Twitter today. (And Trump is literally tweeting the 14 fuckin… https://t.co/rDhV7zEIPY
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @UnrollHelper @thugcrowd Good thread! @MykeMartyn Namaste, here is your unroll: @thugcrowd: 1// Given all of the endless debate on the merits of certs vs… https://t.co/qDrLn1kCYR
Retweeted by MykeMartynStop. Buying. Tools. Focus. On. People. https://t.co/dUiGsYDmCj
Retweeted by MykeMartyn1// Given all of the endless debate on the merits of certs vs degrees vs side projects vs whatever, there's somethi… https://t.co/xW4B2wysLH
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @thugcrowd @z3roTrust @threadreaderapp please unroll @techwithtaz The bug bounty folk are doing good accessible stuff. @NahamSec just did a free on-line conference and… https://t.co/KwwFoaK8c2 @rcerler @OfficialJonZal @RollingStones @officialKeef @MickJagger @ronniewood They have always had a bunch of regul… https://t.co/WiIDjajqO5Next BHIS Webcast -- What Can Docker Do for Me? w/ @EthanRobish (1-Hour) Thurs, July 2nd - 3pm EDT Register:… https://t.co/AxtGpfl77K
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @lyft Ah, well... my team and I will have to fire up our high-grade card printer and start making these. Not paper… https://t.co/4XJmWFhGpC
Retweeted by MykeMartynI think this xkcd comic is apt for these days. https://t.co/53hG1pLBTO
Retweeted by MykeMartynLast random Dave thought. Been really trying to improve my thinking and focus on science and data to make decisions… https://t.co/gUE9XsJXqL
Retweeted by MykeMartynpetition to stop using "fall" as another name for autumn this year https://t.co/clfjUzrHxW
Retweeted by MykeMartynSomeone wrote to ask about my plans for the fall, and it took me a moment to realize they meant "autumn", and not "the collapse."
Retweeted by MykeMartynMy son's name was Michael Scott Brown. He died 9 years ago today. He fought cancer for 8 years before being killed… https://t.co/RFf3uvHMrM
Retweeted by MykeMartynI can’t imagine voting for Joe Biden when it’s clear he has no program for protecting our statues
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @TC_Johnson Sometimes, we should do things facetiously.So we have reached a place in the proud history of our republic when the topic of the day is whether the president… https://t.co/2CzLlpL37I
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @MykeMartyn I was at a wedding once where the bride's mom and son missed the ceremony because buffet+norwalk outbre… https://t.co/ITR5QkLgKC
Retweeted by MykeMartynI don't know who originally did the 'shop, but it's ON POINT, y'all. https://t.co/T0Pxz145Xv
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @JohnJHarwood Fortunately, many know the dangers of relying on Rand Paul advice for anything. @drkimalexander Now I know. Thanks, Kim! But I think buffets are done for me. @MykeMartyn Hallo, the unroll you asked for: @SwiftOnSecurity: I talked with an MSP tech for ~reasons~ today and th… https://t.co/77hgriK2B9
Retweeted by MykeMartynNobody forced so many Americans to act so recklessly – first by placing their faith in a president who doesn’t dese… https://t.co/YVYZaZwaM2
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @SwiftOnSecurity @threadreaderapp please unroll @moorewr @Popehat @AlanDersh Can't let him get away with it! @N4N0BLU Cool! @moorewr @Popehat @AlanDersh Private paedophilia islands. @JackFro03367504 @Popehat @AlanDersh Hitchens described him decades ago as "a loophole artist for rich thugs." Has… https://t.co/EsT4LSqTob
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @WarriorZoltar Well done! @CallMeWuz College professor. @drkimalexander Buffets must die.When I'm teaching students how to write about trauma, I often ask them to carry five other stories about themselves… https://t.co/wTr8bACx2a
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @emrazz @drkimalexander You nailed it.Plenty of misogynists are kind to their girlfriends, wives, and mothers - misogyny isn't about hating every woman,… https://t.co/9bUif7ekct
Retweeted by MykeMartynJust so that no one is operating under any misapprehension: masks are mandatory in Ontario when obtaining personal… https://t.co/1v9n7WLawp
Retweeted by MykeMartynMuch like the pandemic, this vintage store warning sign escalated quickly https://t.co/wm9LMVw7Dx
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @Justin_Ling @drkimalexander The lobster sex thing is all one needs to know.Best shade ever https://t.co/4wrm7KNbxM
Retweeted by MykeMartyn40/hr work weeks are unfair and unpractical. If you’re a boss, do some research into 4 day work weeks and productiv… https://t.co/lzQD3Qtcm4
Retweeted by MykeMartynWe must provide better "stay home" support for people, as South Korea does. https://t.co/1gH9RkdaXE
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @KenJennings @drkimalexander Then, when we tear down anti-vaxxer statues, we will have to rename it again. Maybe it… https://t.co/VpLfXyvccyI feel like you could get away with just relabeling a lot of the Confederate statues, because the likenesses aren’t… https://t.co/Qz7wqL9AiB
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @thekayanova @drkimalexander In the movies, which is where many of us live our romantic lives. @drkimalexander We need to do right by our migrant workers. Our racist roots are showing. We need them, and we owe them protection.I feel like this might be a metaphor https://t.co/I7q3KUrIae
Retweeted by MykeMartynThe moon over Hickleberry Island https://t.co/v3wvDY4tTg @emptywheel Trump was incompetent in appointing these people. He surrounds himself with sycophants, and then blames… https://t.co/eq1nqWcRdXA new strain of the H1N1 swine flu virus is spreading silently in workers on pig farms in China and should be “urge… https://t.co/GQKQhph8y0
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7/1
2020

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