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not dead yet. infosec educator. suffering from impostor syndrome. he/him

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@mviser BS. She is allowed to make money. Faulty, self-serving logic on your part. @alt_PastaTits @solm @mattblaze And they should be covered with soot.Amazing Mechanics Art https://t.co/ER4jeXnPAD
Retweeted by MykeMartynBought an HDMI cable from Amazon. But they sent me this instead. So, now they’ve refunded me and told me I can keep… https://t.co/8rKbBSrJ86
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @RealMuckmaker @businessinsider And so they shouldThread https://t.co/MJ0pgkdoRU
Retweeted by MykeMartynIdea: AIRD&D where you rent out a cabin for long-weekend campaigns, DM included. Possibly tunics.
Retweeted by MykeMartynI almost peed myself...turn on audio. https://t.co/Qo8gsnd3Ri
Retweeted by MykeMartynThis kind of thing is why the CPU startup I worked for allowed users to change the CPUID: you get huge performance… https://t.co/aLjKtscUXx
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12/9
2019
Just been teaching my boyfriend about vaginal dimensions, thanks to @bishtraining who has all the info neither of u… https://t.co/yhF8FSJt0x
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @NickInfoSec Although Ernie Coombs was as nice a guy off screen as he was on, the sound check with the puppets was NSFW.My farewell commitee 💛 Until next time mamas https://t.co/TznsnPgtzx
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @rolandscahill Trumplestiltskin shows up @MollyRach33 I have a triumvirate of annual favourites: A Christmad Carol (Alistair Sim), A Charlie Brown Christmas, A Christmas StoryYes. As @sarahkendzior of @gaslitnation keeps telling us: this is a transnational crime syndicate masquerading as a… https://t.co/i5ajkIJxAz
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @BeccaSLester @sarahkendzior @gaslitnation MT @sarahkendzior My #AMJoy comments about the #G20: "This is not just a… https://t.co/ih9CccFic3
Retweeted by MykeMartynThis feels like a useful tool for a lot of appsec assessment folks I know. https://t.co/NiDfMC5xLb
Retweeted by MykeMartynJust to be clear, hours before giving a speech about how 100% of Jewish-Americans are greedy and 70% of Jewish-Amer… https://t.co/MVH8a2JpiO
Retweeted by MykeMartynMe leaving a website with all the stolen memes I’m gonna post on Twitter. https://t.co/T4Tw4p7OCt
Retweeted by MykeMartynJust so yall know, when you post stuff like "You inspire me to.." followed by pics of your adventures big or small,… https://t.co/aP6Fl0cRbM
Retweeted by MykeMartynReducing racist language in business These are harmful to Native people: - My spirit animal is… - went off the re… https://t.co/jg1opYlETv
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @JO_LYF When they show you something honestly ask “did you have fun?” And make them having fun the measurement for success.
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Retweeted by MykeMartynI can’t teach them to be better artists if they’re too scared to make art. I can’t teach them to be better humans… https://t.co/1OWP2WYnyS
Retweeted by MykeMartynWhile you’re at it, let yourself be. Just a little bit. Do funny voices. Sing along to the music. Dance when you d… https://t.co/CZeOeOrFsj
Retweeted by MykeMartynI could tell you all the scientific and pedagogical reasons why this is necessary, and it is necessary, but I’d rat… https://t.co/fMQoc98rEJ
Retweeted by MykeMartynAmazon Battles Leaky S3 Buckets with a New Security Tool https://t.co/Qez0Q4JYkY
Retweeted by MykeMartynIrony defined: the chief of the government programs chartered to help uninsured Americans also failed to insure her… https://t.co/zeyKhDY0g5
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @IRHotTakes @NickInfoSec Gilbert GottfriedSay their names. Never say his. We won't forget. #MontrealMassacre https://t.co/2PhgnOqx3p
Retweeted by MykeMartyn30 years ago today, a man entered the École Polytechnique in Montreal and shot and killed any woman he came across,… https://t.co/IGi8nwQHCW
Retweeted by MykeMartynThanks for this @wimzkl! Something we should all keep in mind. https://t.co/bksooHtmx7
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @NickInfoSec Yeah. I got sucked into that, too. @NickInfoSec I did the lighting when Casey and Finnegan did their live farewell national tour at the Minkler Auditorium at Seneca College.The feeeels https://t.co/vKhHXuEQ1Q
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12/8
2019
Men of infosec: I had a convo with an accomplished woman in our field recently about her conference experiences. Sh… https://t.co/bJcUw1KC6h
Retweeted by MykeMartynAs democracy is perfected, the office represents, more & more closely, the inner soul of the people. . . . On some… https://t.co/bndD46vScq
Retweeted by MykeMartynThis is my biggest haul ever, by FAR. I’m thinking of teaching a free workshop on how to efficiently get racists a… https://t.co/Xnxsg527T8
Retweeted by MykeMartynTexas has invented a way to keep people in privately-run prisons forever by calling it “treatment” instead of incar… https://t.co/uwkppcAg98
Retweeted by MykeMartyn“The worst day of Brad McGahey’s life was the day a judge decided to spare him from prison.” https://t.co/4USFJtfkRE
Retweeted by MykeMartynToday is the anniversary of the testimony I and other members of the l0pht gave to the US Senate in 1998. It was t… https://t.co/L1PWgKIYSb
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12/7
2019
Let's assume, for a moment, that Trump's voters really wanted to "tear down the system and the elites." And then -… https://t.co/iqMQcB9Gbk
Retweeted by MykeMartynA play in three acts https://t.co/Hvc4tabJ0f
Retweeted by MykeMartynWatching a cyber security drama unfold in real time. It’s a bit like Mr. Robot meets Monty Python.… https://t.co/0WpI7zUp4g
Retweeted by MykeMartynJohn Kelly and intelligence officials attempted to get Trump to use secure White House line, but when he realized t… https://t.co/skNCvpgcG4
Retweeted by MykeMartynWhat I like about LaTeX so much is that it brings the joy of debugging code to the fun process of writing a paper.
Retweeted by MykeMartynA man built his own fake border crossing in the woods in Russia -- then collected huge amounts of money to "smuggle… https://t.co/9NzWm7IJqH
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @rkrystalli @sarahkendzior Cool!One day I hope to design and teach a course on the politics of nature. A key learning objective: Marveling at trees. https://t.co/I2cWMr3ecz
Retweeted by MykeMartyn‘It takes only 2-5 years to destabilise a nation...The next stage is crisis. It may take only 6 weeks’ Listen to th… https://t.co/P5hzxJIU7n
Retweeted by MykeMartyn- Creates a pilot program for regional rural cohorts providing mentoring and educator/student support. - Creates… https://t.co/lCfxqyuU7X
Retweeted by MykeMartynThis is a fantastic article from @DavidPany and @nicastronaut with all sorts of tips about forensic data analysis… https://t.co/VuuzgCD5c7
Retweeted by MykeMartynAnd now, a thread about smart women and misogyny. Whether or not you’re a woman on Twitter, you might know that… (1/14)
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @snarkytoes Hi, the unroll you asked for: Thread by @Richard_Primus: And now, a thread about smart women and misogy… https://t.co/ESChOJMu0A
Retweeted by MykeMartyn…many women who are experts in their fields and who articulate unconventional ideas on Twitter—especially if they u… https://t.co/1iOA41QKrP
Retweeted by MykeMartynI’m a middle-aged white man. Sometimes I articulate unconventional ideas, and my tone is often assertive, and some… https://t.co/qIiB3zt0nC
Retweeted by MykeMartynYesterday, I tweeted a compliment of Pam Karlan. She deserved it, and I stand by it. Agree with her or not, like… https://t.co/idhK4pCTg3
Retweeted by MykeMartynAfter I tweeted my positive statement about Karlan, my notifications filled up with ugly replies. Lots of them. S… https://t.co/2VvMVVYju8
Retweeted by MykeMartynThe replies attacking her were personal. About her appearance, her personality, her (real or imagined) personal lif… https://t.co/YzPUABjgUD
Retweeted by MykeMartynThere were also replies asserting (just baldly asserting) that Karlan is stupid or ignorant or an incompetent profe… https://t.co/fhc4YWTilK
Retweeted by MykeMartynI understand that Karlan often has a confrontational style. She’s wasn’t trying to make nice yesterday. But it’s… https://t.co/4Av1rqb0KQ
Retweeted by MykeMartynAlso uninformed. But ignorance alone, without misogyny, doesn’t give rise to the hostility and the specific forms… https://t.co/Th9DnrFHXP
Retweeted by MykeMartynTrash like that doesn’t usually come into my notifications in any quantity. There are people who don’t like my ide… https://t.co/Ow8SBr8E5f
Retweeted by MykeMartynThat kind of invective showed up when I saluted a woman who is a super-smart powerhouse of a professor, who does no… https://t.co/bY6iRpN3RS
Retweeted by MykeMartynThe point here, of course, is that the sick stuff was *unusual* in *my* notifications. But it was just a window in… https://t.co/JTZAnsYFpI
Retweeted by MykeMartynThose of us whose social privileges make us not the normal targets of that garbage should practice actively remembe… https://t.co/twO5CZXEOW
Retweeted by MykeMartynIt’s not OK. And Pam Karlan rocks. (14/14)
Retweeted by MykeMartynJustin Trudeau and Emmanuel Macron sign bilateral agreement to only gossip about Trump in French from now on. https://t.co/6Z3Ooy7JRN
Retweeted by MykeMartynGood morning https://t.co/0MYsRWe2Ur
Retweeted by MykeMartyn"Wow I hope no one saw that" https://t.co/YZ7vpV1wEY
Retweeted by MykeMartynA few weeks ago we noted that one of Lev Parnas' many creditors, a former investor whom he still owes $510k, had mo… https://t.co/VaJ3EmMDro
Retweeted by MykeMartynMy new piece for @RollingStone is attracting some *spectacular* hate mail and whining from the Trump crowd. I pres… https://t.co/Kt5gNZDS8x
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12/6
2019
Story of a legend: https://t.co/ifrzmzqfJeGood and healthy debate time. https://t.co/gdvLMSB92x
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @securityonion @hacks4pancakes I love Security Onion!#SecurityOnion 16.04.6.3 now available featuring: ✅ #Elastic 6.8.4 ✅ #CyberChef 9.11.7 ✅ #Bro 2.6.4 ✅ #Suricata 4.… https://t.co/2d4fymkOVd
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @gregotto @hacks4pancakes Machine learning driven threat hunting will defeat APTs @davedouglas111 @kaitlancollins ... an ignorant and corrupt self-absorbed man... @kaitlancollins Snowflake. #sad https://t.co/and7sRaoy9
Retweeted by MykeMartynBold of them to assume people have $5k annually available in their 401k https://t.co/AusocggXTb
Retweeted by MykeMartynSpace Debris orbiting Earth Credit: Technical University Braunschweig https://t.co/UJSYe7oSR8
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @SwiftOnSecurity I thought it meant I get drug discountsNote: Any vulnerable security situations I speak about are past training/experience/events not reflective of my cur… https://t.co/fF2JUz4yLn
Retweeted by MykeMartynworlds biggest fool - Donald Trump says he has ordered FEMA to cut off funding for California wildfires - CBS News… https://t.co/VRDqwQ30pW
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @TheClearCider @maggieNYT @CBSSunday @VP Dense PenseClint Lorance ordered his men to fire on villagers in Afghanistan he knew were unarmed, then tried to cover it up.… https://t.co/q9hLnmZ2TQ
Retweeted by MykeMartynHere’s a bill that puts the life of the mother in jeopardy to do something that’s scientifically impossible to save… https://t.co/dZA428KZ4g
Retweeted by MykeMartyn.@BetsyDeVosED has blatantly refused to forgive the student debt of over 200,000 borrowers defrauded by for-profit… https://t.co/YVWiUB5rTN
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @thedailybeast @Heather31770461 This man is loathsomeOne of my dirtiest, stupidest tricks: Create a folder named 0 in the Firefox user profile storage folder. Malware w… https://t.co/Si3RBjuzmU
Retweeted by MykeMartynI’ve had fun with this the last month. Thinking up the dirtiest, stupidest tricks imaginable based on attacker beha… https://t.co/nS0ibFFeuE
Retweeted by MykeMartyn"well, the code works. can't help feeling there must be a more efficient approach" https://t.co/dynTK4ySGR
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12/5
2019
My favorite moments as a professor are when former students, now graduated, write to say how much they enjoyed and… https://t.co/2YYlxhoil5
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @ryanjreilly This guy is a piece of work. It's all about power and authority for him. Democracy gets in the way of that. @ryanjreilly Fascists speak like this.
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @ryanjreilly Much like the President doesn’t get to choose which Americans he represents, the police don’t get to c… https://t.co/NusMnr8sVh
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @ryanjreilly Again Barr shows his true colors. He's a racist uninterested in justice and more about preserving the… https://t.co/ZIrmMDFqmS
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @michaelwbuckley @davidmweissman @realDonaldTrump @BorisJohnson And W!I love that I have now learned there is a specific word for my favorite type of weather. ☕🌨️ https://t.co/sO5yYVEprn
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12/4
2019

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