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not dead yet. infosec educator. suffering from impostor syndrome. he/him

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Gallup: 71% of respondents favor letting openly transgender people serve in the military. So, yes, quite unifying!… https://t.co/Qbu6NpP70l
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @KT_So_It_Goes @Popehat Like the movie Parasite @ginged78 @DineshDSouza Good article @DineshDSouza How things change and those who deny it https://t.co/UTWHgEL5b2
Retweeted by MykeMartynBTW 170 ideologically diverse legal scholars think you CAN convicted a former President. By contrast, Scott Walker… https://t.co/myh3D6LUqm
Retweeted by MykeMartynMy home network is a non-euclidean nighmare of virtual machines, strewn across five physical systems, all in variou… https://t.co/lvSl94EPyy
Retweeted by MykeMartynDouble, triple, and quadruple coverage of the same event rarely improves outcomes as much as spreading out your vis… https://t.co/O0B1zD79Yv
Retweeted by MykeMartynI will never understand the mental gymnastics required to want to ban trans people from serving in the military. https://t.co/L41rNnx9cn
Retweeted by MykeMartynDevs watching QA test the product https://t.co/uuLTButB3x
Retweeted by MykeMartynTHIS. OMG THIS. Consultant: “Here’s a multi-datacenter multi-cluster solution.” Me: “Dude this is for a print serve… https://t.co/vXsgrayMQv
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1/26
2021
Did you know that 75% of the world's food comes from 12 plants and 5 animals? Can you guess what they are?
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @HaggardHawks @munin How can I get any work done when rabbit holes like this open up? @netsecfocus @LisaForteUK And the directorMy favourite Tudor? That’s easy, Catherine of Valois
Retweeted by MykeMartynHawleyiwm and Cruzism — and Trumpism - are the idea they have a protected right to act as morally loathsomely as th… https://t.co/pHiGN6OZaq
Retweeted by MykeMartynI’m completely honest, I tell ‘em my home network is traaaaaaaaaaash. I spend so much time on so many other things,… https://t.co/mREQA1J3vK
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @netspooky Mental health is one of the last areas where we accept ignorant, bigoted commentary. It's not okay. @MalwareJake Yes! Thank you, Jake! This is spot on.Moving beyond LGBTQ rights, perhaps the government could fix the homelessness problem and run any remaining homeles… https://t.co/zjtAY4g41I
Retweeted by MykeMartynAnyone still telling the big lie should not be allowed on TV to spread it more If you put them on and they still d… https://t.co/v0jHb2kBz8
Retweeted by MykeMartynIt’s supposed to snow tomorrow, but I don’t believe snow exists and I demand all Chicago television stations have m… https://t.co/CdLW7vwQXf
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @magic_apron @jimrutenberg @OrioleNutt @ThisWeekABC @RandPaul The first five words of this sentence are all that ar… https://t.co/ldFC1rwdjUMy phone made a video that demonstrates what has happened to standup comedy https://t.co/ehDhYClxAs
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Retweeted by MykeMartynI think new domestic terror laws are unnecessary and a bad idea and certain to be abused against leftists, but sayi… https://t.co/aMnOIwh9Y8
Retweeted by MykeMartynIn standard Republican code, Rand Paul reiterates the party's core strategy: prevent likely Democrats from voting.… https://t.co/5ccVnwxvAw
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @AkivaMCohen @Popehat The smug self assurance of the comfortably stupid. @gpgomez @AkivaMCohen @Popehat It's a great example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.When testing password fields, my preferred password is: %01%E2%80%AEalert%0D%0A Let's break it down: %01 is SOH %e… https://t.co/gxzhqtGka3
Retweeted by MykeMartynMost criminals resent being held accountable for their crimes. https://t.co/3VZWzef2Up
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1/25
2021
@PCAdams1950 @SamsaraSings What? There was a time when we didn't wear masks?“Listen to those who seek truth, avoid those who claim to have found it.” - Andre Gide
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @IanColdwater https://t.co/jIcNMEuXWu
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @emptywheel @countercupcake Newt Gingrich, Mr. Self-serving DivisivenessI've had weird beers before, like I like the weird... but just got a, get this, TRIPLE IPA from @RocketFrogBeer tod… https://t.co/uoqUppSK7S
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @inlanddefense @fairy_garcia_ @CrimeADay AKA silcrowWe are all Juanita. #CincinnatiZoo https://t.co/jJSQ5q1WGE
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @SimonWDC That's what he does.Technically, if you change enough 0s and 1s you can fix any problem https://t.co/cG8aAM9qaC
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @mmpadellan They want his followers. @BeingJWood Demonstration of privilege. Intimidation. @fairy_garcia_ @CrimeADay Thanks. I found that. Now I know that this: *** Is a dinkus. Life just keeps getting better. @PolskyOGorky @CrimeADay It's a silcrow. @deadlyspoons @CrimeADay No, it's a silcrow! https://t.co/tSkbdemkxg But now I have a craving for pasta @fairy_garcia_ @CrimeADay Rats! @ItsMrsRabbitToU I should do this more often. @NoNameGirl8686 Good education starts in a healthy home, before the children go to school. Then elementary school i… https://t.co/3U8IpkuMtd @fairy_garcia_ @CrimeADay Thanks. Is that the only use? I am sure I have seen it elsewhere. And what on earth is it called? @TheRealHoarse https://t.co/E7JJamVWllRandom science fact: octopuses taste with their arms. Their suckers aren't just for grabbing, they're for tasting,… https://t.co/ecefIsERx9
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @LisaForteUK Solving he over-population problem the hard way. @pwnallthethings @sarahkendzior Chao’s family shipping co., & its deep ties to the China govt has provided $$ to he… https://t.co/m4l0LQFpE0
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @pwnallthethings The GOP: The party of “law and order”, of caging children, the death penalty, insurrection, treaso… https://t.co/2BrdWvOdxC
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @pwnallthethings But the Rolex! The Peloton! People need to know!Yesterday we found out that less than a month ago the entire senior leadership of DOJ planned to resign en masse be… https://t.co/bTE0U3pq1B
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @nhannahjones Oatmeal. Toronto. @ThatEricAlper Lawrence of Arabia @ThatEricAlper It's hard to pick an absolute best. But I really liked the soundtrack for O Brother, Where Art Thou? @ThatEricAlper In terms of effectiveness, Jaws @CrimeADay Now I won't be happy until I know what that thing is called, and its purpose. @CrimeADay What does that symbol mean? What is it called?who called it "a website for a C# malware package" and not dotnet botnet dot net
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @integgroll I'll work on on it. I already call # an octothorpe.The idea that DOJ would not charge *everyone* who participated in a violent insurrection attempt and are using "it… https://t.co/iCxKAnDtHt
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @Theresaroets911 I have a child?I just had an incredible encounter. Our doorbell rang, so I opened the window to look below to the front stoop. Wh… https://t.co/oOfsRzdNRa
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1/24
2021
Here are some pieces explaining anarchist philosophy: To Change Everything, by @crimethinc:… https://t.co/NH5Gw0HbA0
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @IGD_News Great thread! Very informative and interesting. Thanks.As faith in institutions collapses + popular rebellion grows, both Trump + Biden have attacked anarchists - likenin… https://t.co/g7cchg1jSq
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @IGD_News @threadreaderapp unrollThere is a profoundly important issue that is being grotesquely under covered in the media, particularly the busine… https://t.co/tsi1SViups
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Retweeted by MykeMartynWhere do thoughts come from?
Retweeted by MykeMartynSo we’re just gonna “both sides” all this again, huh? https://t.co/v1ZYxlVFxq
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @wilsonmj But it is worth mentioning, so thanks.Brian Williams just called covid the largest mass-death event in modern times and I am really tired of people forge… https://t.co/LsJzSnX5bR
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @LisaForteUK This is just too cool! Your friends are lucky to have you. I always enjoy your fun creativity. @igorbobic @aterkel That's a great passive aggressive way of refusing to take responsibility. Gutless. @gigiz @dave_brown24 Those things were deep thinking for him. About as deep as he could go. @dave_brown24 Are we going to have to reprogram the White House Press Corps to ask questions above a second grade level again?
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @davidmweissman Trumpalos @Trumpedup15 @smc429 @GOP *loserI’m still so shocked that Deplatforming Trump worked.
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @davidfrum No. There are many Canadians here. @Trumpedup15 @smc429 @GOP The lower is gone. But his rabid crowd is still there. They want his rabid crowd.This is pentesting. https://t.co/pQvjV3rfz9
Retweeted by MykeMartynSome of my colleagues are throwing tantrums because they have to go through metal detectors. Do they know that coun… https://t.co/ROvdOF4DBG
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1/23
2021
As the U.K. starts offering people £500 if they get a positive Covid test one man comes up with a new catchy slogan: https://t.co/qCqMeFbCb6
Retweeted by MykeMartynThis one broke me (a deep cut for canadians of a certain age) https://t.co/l20C9AwRP5
Retweeted by MykeMartynThat's it! I'm fucking done for the night.. They made Bernie a member of WuTang Clan🤣🤣✌🏾✌🏾🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ https://t.co/Q5r6kdcsnr
Retweeted by MykeMartynMy new book has arrived. The Pentester BluePrint. I can't take all the credit though. Written by my namefellow… https://t.co/iZnpRqE2Zn
Retweeted by MykeMartynI don't know about you, but this is the winner for me. https://t.co/4e3B0N60N1
Retweeted by MykeMartynYeah this is not okay. My office is free this week to any service members who’d like to use it for a break or take… https://t.co/hv07bybmvV
Retweeted by MykeMartynI ran for Congress as a 25 year old because of Sandy Hook, naively believing that America was ready for common sens… https://t.co/xNuv43HBOH
Retweeted by MykeMartynNEW: President Biden wants to remove the word "alien" from US immigration laws and replace it with the word "noncitizen"
Retweeted by MykeMartynTimeline cleanser: Wait for it... https://t.co/cqIxBVvf3x
Retweeted by MykeMartynIn January 2017 my then 8-year-old asked if the Muslim Ban meant we had to leave? Yesterday my now 12-year-old ask… https://t.co/AGX5sunrt7
Retweeted by MykeMartynI am totally doing something like this. There are so many evil possibilities, like having a speaker scream “stop sp… https://t.co/efmZjFU9XG
Retweeted by MykeMartynSo you're a well-meaning person deceived by a big lie into doing an awful thing you wouldn't have done otherwise.… https://t.co/pZmWIySCBp
Retweeted by MykeMartyn @MysterySolvent She'll get something on Fox
1/22
2021

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