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TV/Comedy. Wrote "The French Exchange Whale And Other Rejected Book Ideas" and another on the way. Mostly pictures of my cat on here, tbh.

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Joined Twitter 5/19/08


@katie_khan "hold on, let me just get my tiny stamp"Oh no I'm thinking about Saul Bass's signature again https://t.co/wCU5oCTzIC @map_maker Ta, I'll investigate - my GDocs now take about a full minute to load! @jonlyus @amateuradam thanks - looks like Scrivener's the winner!Hey writers! Do you have any good tips for sorting/filing 150k+ words of research? My Google docs are becoming unwi… https://t.co/ybNujDU1Y4 @the_vello @goulcher @sleezsisters !!!
2/27
2020
@BrightonSuz She really is the best. @keewa This is your brain on marriage @Beardynoise There's a video, too! I really recommend adding a frisson of excitement to your proposal by watching a… https://t.co/RgomgAFEdpAnd two years ago, we (semi-secretly) tied the knot! I like this photo less. https://t.co/BzdllbMz3UThree years ago today I secretly set a GoPro up on a tripod and took one of my favourite ever photos https://t.co/2tMlZEQgt8
2/26
2020
@nickw84 Just dipping a toe in the subtweet game, and so far into itThere is something I'd really like to comment on but shouldn't, so all I'll say is "oooh boy!" Please feel free to… https://t.co/4jf6DI14ZA
2/25
2020
For the love of god UNMUTE THIS https://t.co/MA48mit8MX
Retweeted by CalKingBBC Question Time https://t.co/WURmXUcU72
2/24
2020
made a supercut of all the noises @RealBobMortimer makes pretending to be in conversation with a guy called colin w… https://t.co/TP77IueeJd
Retweeted by CalKing @meganfinola Meg the numbers on this!! 🔥 You guys are such a power couple
2/22
2020
😺 https://t.co/7S7J0yhY7E
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2/21
2020
Psycho killer, Cat cafe, Pspspspspspspspspspspspspsps
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2/20
2020
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend Friend: wow thanks. I'm rich! Robin [narrows eyes]: you’re what
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2/19
2020
@alibelle Are there any good resources on writing queries that you'd recommend? @Beardynoise is this the new Imogen Heap recordSend this to every commissioner who says animation is too expensive https://t.co/XNRLxPwLvK @hurricane_ros https://t.co/pDdOf5ctHG @Lucy__Oulton @virginmedia I blocked VM months ago, and still receive a daily call! Have they considered not spammi… https://t.co/oAeArtfTwo
2/18
2020
@CmonHarris @_Poots_ Siobhan and Devla should get their own show
2/17
2020
Here’s the greatest tiktok I’ll ever make. https://t.co/PdTouxopny
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2/15
2020
@CmonHarris I refuse to believe anybody dunks on WesDonald Trump would frequently interrupt meetings with Rince Priebus to ask his chief of staff if he had "any pictur… https://t.co/gK3AfD58ZG
Retweeted by CalKing @_etabetapi Really enjoyed Say Nothing by Patrick Radden Keefe, and currently listening to Midnight in Chernobyl!
2/13
2020
@sleezsisters Oh yes @_Poots_ @samuel_pollen I'm not even sure ours was Top 10Wes, you've done it (the same film, with the same cast, that I will still see multiple times) againThe French Dispatch of the Liberty, Kansas Evening Sun A film by Wes Anderson In Theaters July #TheFrenchDispatch https://t.co/RRDhZLHO7c
Retweeted by CalKing @samuel_pollen Once I saw a wedding DJ who introduced himself as "the fifth best wedding DJ in Provence" and I think about that a lot
2/12
2020
@KnivesOut The Cutting Room @samuel_pollen @KnivesOut Director's Cut @KnivesOut X-Serrated(quite a few swears in it! sorry, we're cool)Some of the stuff we make at work is really good and quite under-appreciated, imo https://t.co/W4dnZfIapm @itsdaneesaur Eee looking forward to seeing it
2/11
2020
@gray @mmdotcox i know, i love it @mmdotcox Harlan Coben to plot all future TV dramas going forward pls
2/10
2020
This is a short film about Titch. She's lived in Barnstaple all her life. https://t.co/Kra5et1dtP
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2/9
2020
@david_oldbolt @almostconverge @Telegraph https://t.co/aTU6YLwyfw
2/8
2020
@EwaSR @keewa @RootLeftNews he blocked me on here about 10 years ago and at the time I was quite hurt - now it's a badge of honour
2/7
2020
@rabbitinahat Let's go weird: Lucky Number Slevin, FortitudeThings becoming uncivil in the Buttigieg subreddit https://t.co/SFIBTxNmnA
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2/6
2020
@daytimesnaps friday at 5pm, am I right lolyou are either following the bachelor or the caucus but either way you are watching a pete get attention he does not deserve
Retweeted by CalKing @sleezsisters At this point that comparison feels a little unfair to clown shows @sleezsisters Ben, you have shocked the nation @Naustbakken This calls for a celebratory jam sesh https://t.co/mJXXeKCu3w
2/4
2020
A WHAT? https://t.co/b1VrGwXTHg
Retweeted by CalKing @undividual I haven't, but should! Seen several consultants over the years but always balked at osteo... I will try! @tadunderwhelmed Ta! Been putting off the core stuff (lazy) but know that's probably the next thing to try...Chronic back pain pals! Have you ever found anything that helps? https://t.co/D7eiSLzdWP
2/3
2020
@CaptainIberia *waves from 3000th place*https://t.co/b12bImDPda
2/2
2020
@keewa Ha thanks dudeA few film shots from a weird day in Westminster: https://t.co/GvZMHGaMYc @louise_stone Thanks Louise! A little bittersweet, but that may just have been the Danish cheese
2/1
2020
SORRY POLAND your pyzys (not pierogis) are delicious (but I'm sure your pierogis are lovely too) @andyffgibbons You're so welcome, I 100% did not intend to do them all, but @LordPorkChops Hello! You brought some delicious sugary wafflesThey may take our membership but they'll never take our wine, cheese and hot sausagesDamn https://t.co/NnaLHFXnGzFinishing things off (I think, I hope) with some fizz from Luxembourg! https://t.co/0YhmcCgD4CMore waffles?! Belgium, you spoil us https://t.co/ETlxk90Gp4Malt whisky for Malta, because we couldn't find anything (so sorry Malta) https://t.co/mzCH2WabH9(almost there) Polish pierogis! https://t.co/ywEyg2xNjnAustria,,,, thank you for your strudel (ok yes it's still frozen) https://t.co/xADUAVe1ecSuch a historic occasion calls for a bottle of Latvia's finest https://t.co/AEccdl8hwZI hope you're Hungary because we also have some goulash https://t.co/TYE63KE8j4Bienvenue to the party, France and Denmark! sig appelsin https://t.co/MgpLPZdBkQCrowd favourite: hot Spanish sausage https://t.co/tkWgScUzsePretzels from Germany! Italian cannoli! Swedish flatbread! Irish soda bread! (Initially I was trying to hide the… https://t.co/9B9rMfIjqJStarting to flag(!), so here's three absolute classics: Slovenian wine, Portuguese Madeira and everyone's favourite… https://t.co/4gAlrHyQizbedankt voor de wafels, Holland! https://t.co/V5fjBeLyIROne thing we found while shopping for this was that Europe is pretty into it's wine, cheese and sausage. Mad that w… https://t.co/p90nyEoC7yWould a "sad dinner party" have this much Bulgarian cake?! (there are four of us by the way) (send help) https://t.co/g068CNSzOQLithuania! I do not know what this is. Looking forward to finding out. https://t.co/6nOo11OvPkUrgh yes fine the UK is also here, represented by what will soon be our most valuable resource https://t.co/Ah69PpDsXUEstonia, we dig your bottle design https://t.co/eJdGzIo3fUPsych! We got you Finland, älä huoli https://t.co/5PkTIetSP9Finland was hard. Sorry Finland. https://t.co/2Mp1fRFSplCroatian vegeta (a sort of flavour enhancer I think?) https://t.co/PpmoKRhazvSlovakian peach fizz for kids! Bambino party! Yeah! https://t.co/OOuwRsdZRt(in no particular order) kicking things off is this sweet Romanian potato bread https://t.co/km0IarTTBbNothing sad about our dinner party featuring food from all 27 countries https://t.co/QbCLV9NXnNNot sure what was going on with my facial hair in 2016 though, must've been the stresstrue then, true today https://t.co/SdG4q6WJHL @meganfinola We did the same! Looking forward to cracking out the Latvian bubbly tonight
1/31
2020
@ManOnThe100 @EwaSR thanks I hate it @EwaSR All of this is incredible. The sinister green light. The reflection of the guy in the table top. The crumple… https://t.co/U9rnR6NYwr
1/30
2020
@itsdaneesaur It's definitely worth having a go, if you shoot a fair amount of b&w! So rewarding. And hard to do *completely* wrong @itsdaneesaur There aren't many places that will do it in-house anymore! Most seem to send it away... (I do all of… https://t.co/ZNinFnx5MN @itsdaneesaur Oh I'm sure it'll be fine! Quite surprised they can't push b&w though... @itsdaneesaur What's the film stock? @ben_cameron you look like a mii
1/28
2020

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