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namchu @namchu The Republic of Offendia

Was an illustrator once. Became a copywriter. Was a Chief Creative Officer @ Havas Worldwide India until recently. Continue to be a husband and a father.

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Joined Twitter 10/25/07


At these prices, our representatives should all be down with food poisoning or a severe case of Delhi Belly. https://t.co/ZP7fSF0iqe @VikkiRossWrites Here, in India, most clients think the proposition is the headline. Which is why a multiple-headli… https://t.co/1ZDJ8NJlTi @agentgreenglass If you can, head for the foothills of the HimalayasThere’s no denying that South Dakota has growing meth problem.https://t.co/4X6kiTcTtI 🤦🏻‍♂️ @1followernodad Tootsie @1followernodad First Blood and everything else that followed. @nickparker Saving the world, one bland post at a time? @beastoftraal https://t.co/BZMI1hWNHYIt think was in 2012 when the good folks at the ⁦@BBC⁩ really ticked off two-year old Kayomi. https://t.co/3S60AS8raBWell... https://t.co/Ydkrcc8ATO
11/19
2019
@Lk_Gupta https://t.co/YPRML3fbkcAdvertising is intrusive by default. The least we can do is offer work that is intriguing, relevant, beautiful, respectful, and enjoyable.
Retweeted by namchu @thebeatles Abbey Road @meajay Early morning lesson Ke liye shukriya. @marcellacomedy This is why they should allow scissors on-board. @agentgreenglass Or Hot Rum Toddy @agentgreenglass Brandy. @VikkiRossWrites https://t.co/ULSRZ5TFJo @davetrott Fray Bentos. Must remember to use it the next time a brief riddled with purpose comes flying in. @ramkid 😀 @ramkid Thank you. I was told if I used pictures of babies and pets, I could get away with almost everything. https://t.co/lnNMWvKOv1
11/18
2019
Before we call it a night, a message to all my friends from Kayomi, when she was only nine months old. https://t.co/Cm0GYauzUC @AnantRangaswami They graduate into news channel presenters.
11/17
2019
@sourabhmishra @Oinx_roy https://t.co/mJ5i7nJywF @anirban_m No originals man. Never had the time. Now I hope I will. This year for sure. @anirban_m Now how far is the studio? :-) @anirban_m 🤘🏽 @Oinx_roy @sourabhmishra I’m not very adventurous. I stick to Darjeeling. It’s either that or a Balvenie. 😊 @Oinx_roy @sourabhmishra Try a pot of Darjeeling, instead. @twinsighter @ashishbhasin1 Carry On, Narayan!
11/16
2019
@beastoftraal 😂😂😂If you are in Kashmir and trying to do something that requires an OTP, you simply can't do it, because SMS on postp… https://t.co/LQGv0TME2c
Retweeted by namchuNothing like a Friday afternoon briefing session to get lil Kayomi in a good mood. #advertising https://t.co/oe9JOCVIDs @solomonwheeler So accurate, it’s beautiful. :-) @thefullmohanty 😡
11/15
2019
Man buys 15" Macbook Pro in January 2019. Apple launches 16" Macbook Pro in November 2019. AND DISCONTiNUES THE 15". WTF??? @beastoftraal https://t.co/r8zEgkYfNG @thesatbir Best looking phone I ever had. Winner design. @thesatbir Yeh toh ghatiya ho gaya.As the song goes, "I've been through the desert on Horse with No Name". UP Cops Ride 'Imaginary Horses' During Mo… https://t.co/YsVL5XdpP9 @Asphixiated It is. The Epiphone EJ200-CE.Smile On! Smile Off! #Gurgaon #AirQuality #AirPollution https://t.co/9yPS5JUcVV @Dr_Draper 😂 @sacredeastwind Good decision. The air here is foul. @sacredeastwind You not in Dilli? @Dr_Draper HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Jupiter in disguise. https://t.co/iw4HCfY49c @ferzad @Apple @tim_cook And I was thinking for getting the wife to get me one for my birthday. 😂 @ferzad @Apple @tim_cook Uh oh. @LloydMathias @TiEDelhi @geetikadayal 👍 @bhatnaturally Nowadays, everyone is looking to move every 2 years. Which I believe is a phenomenon that started oc… https://t.co/nqEjXAbiVr @LloydMathias @TiEDelhi @geetikadayal Any masks? @shivens https://t.co/7Ji4MpKRR4 @thesatbir Very, very. 👍#ChaiPeelo in the daughter’s mug because it’s #ChildrensDay2019 https://t.co/NRf2ZSC7eZ
11/14
2019
@sonalkalra The true boomers ate sookha Nespray and Lactogen and spent the rest of the afternoon trying to dislodge… https://t.co/375PeH0PwcThe next time someone tells you something no longer works, ask them to explain how it was supposed to work and why that’s no longer true.
Retweeted by namchu @thesatbir Just received an email from school saying that school’s shut till Monday and I feel like crying. It’s no… https://t.co/42D7oR0WJP @dassudhir https://t.co/2HoiUB0V0M @ranjoydey @IndiaToday https://t.co/ItlRmZS5WgNow Playing Live in #Gurgaon. #AirQuality #AirPollution https://t.co/EqAqt1ni8z5 opticians in one small market. The world must be going blind like it’s going out of style. #Guhlayriah #Gurgaon https://t.co/ptyPXiz2VZ @anirban_m Contrast and brightness controls. It’s all salt and pepper, brother. @anirban_m https://t.co/LpTjyM6ZAz @anirban_m Main toh FB aur Twitter pe tag karde ya hoon. Phir suney ya na suney sochta nahin hoon. 😂 @anirban_m Album cover toh hogaya tayaar. Aur gaane? @anirban_m ऊफ 2"You're depressed? That's good. That means you've been paying attention." - Andy Haynes @babitabaruah 👍 @thefullmohanty 😀 Kahaani mein twist. @ramkid 😀 @Dr_Draper 🤘🏽😂🤘🏽 @babitabaruah I hope nothing too serious. @testicleas Out here, it’s usually presented as “cuntent”.After that ‘severe++’ ? #pollution #DelhiAirEmergency #DelhiPollution #GurgaonAir https://t.co/2n2pj9WlpZ @ramkid Guess he got tired of Wankhede and left Eden before Eve could get there. @ramkid 😊 ‘Mnemonics’ and ‘daughter’ reminds me of my own daughter’s sick sense of humour. https://t.co/P9V6GWTmmp @ambimgp @TheAdClub_India @AnantRangaswami @RohitOhri1 @bedee0805 Over the years, heard so much of Mr. Ray from peo… https://t.co/jZUR64DUUbThat was then. Over the years, Kayomi has grown kinder. https://t.co/JDYQUJV2c5
11/13
2019
@ramkid @RanveerOfficial Just saw it. Fun stuff. The hard work doesn’t show. 👍👍👍 @Dr_Draper https://t.co/MgBNJB2d5x @thefullmohanty https://t.co/nXN1A8ivyA @SagarRa28358245 😂 @prernachettri 🤓I wonder what’s the budget set aside by the government to keep the government offices well supplied with all those… https://t.co/2GxZgLNmFF @schmmuck 😂 @piyushpankaj @SlyandSulk Nope. Cheese. @NutAshes 😂 @NutAshes Cafe StayWoke, South Point Mall.#ChaiPeelo and brunch kar lo. https://t.co/EiWBTZ6OE6“Go ahead, make my day!” - Kayomi, age 3 https://t.co/D0ASEd10pzChess, anyone? https://t.co/GXDwuyKDbvChess, anyone? https://t.co/IYgBJxPush @thesatbir 🙏🏼Best wishes to all, especially my Sikh friends, on the auspicious occasion of 550th Birth anniversary of the First… https://t.co/NtinBnuG6g
11/12
2019
@davetrott 🤘🏽🤘🏽 @piyushpankaj They saw two of me. So.You are not alone. https://t.co/pCN6U3UoiwIt was definitely a Monday because on that day, Kayomi (age 2) also said, “I hate Mondays.” https://t.co/cNPYX7dGDb @NutAshes Precisely.
11/11
2019

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