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Join us tomorrow at 5PM PT / 8PM ET for a conversation with leading literary agents Jin Auh, @mere215,…
Retweeted by Natalie Lima @GraceLP Yessss!!this. poem. gets. me. every. fucking. time. by Wanda Coleman
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A critic recently called my work “dazzlingly uneven” and you know what, it’s okay, cause that probably took them *years* to write
Retweeted by Natalie LimaI’m ready lol @BenPurkert Oooh @morganapple & Tommy Pico at the @UAPoetryCenter a couple of years ago. They both opened by readin… Longreads peeps have started a new mag 🖤’s a new year, and I have plenty of room in my heart and on my list for new voices! it’s also been a while since…
Retweeted by Natalie LimaWhere does one send a 100-word cnf piece that is a semi-list with a long title? 👀
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@thealinemello Yesssss!! ✨✨
what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy
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Just ran into someone I haven’t seen in months at Trader Joe’s. He asked how I was doing. I said I was a little dep…'s been hard to read in a pandemic but @dellegeller's new book, Dog Flowers, held my attention steady. This is a…
Retweeted by Natalie LimaIt’s so humiliating, being a writer
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@Vanessa_LaLoba Exactly!!!Was talking to a dude online about Jersey Shore & he tells me how much he hates Snooki, so I tell him that Snooki i… @vanjchan @katiejdevine @ginathechung Love this. 🖤 @vanjchan You look just like her. 🖤 Sending you so much love today and always xx @livesinpages 🙋🏻‍♀️Just signed up for the voice class. Natalie is a gift.
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Retweeted by Natalie Lima @AxliWrites There’s still room in both :) @OselPlante @onbrandbrandonn 🤗 such a great week!! @tashaaaaaaa 🖤🖤🖤 @maria_i_alvarez Yes, that’s where I’m at. That voice that’s finally like: No more excises, stop playing yourself @megpillow Thank you, Meg. 🥺🖤🖤🖤😘This woman is brilliant. Take her class!
Retweeted by Natalie LimaOk, I don't wanna be this person, but my OCD is killing me. I'm 6 followers away from 4k! Please retweet so I can get there!! 🙏
Retweeted by Natalie Lima @onbrandbrandonn My first time seeing Portland during the summer. July 2019
Natalie is an incredible writer and I have a sneaking suspicion one of the best teachers too....
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Retweeted by Natalie Lima @soynuevayorka 🖤🖤 @sambria Yesss @neesers7 So terrible. Why why why @iscripsi 😂 oh man, those early days of the pandy were roughHi y’all, a quick reminder that I am teaching a 4-week workshop on voice! It begins Monday, Feb 1. ✏️✨✏️ @MauriceRuffin Lol, I think so @CMcLeodMartin 😂Creamer without fat isn’t cream. How does this stuff exist???? 🙃 @Bristy @apapertrail 🙏🖤🖤 @LDBogart Thank you, friend 🖤🖤🖤 @daniellovesyooh Wow, thank you so much! 🖤 @AxliWrites Thank so much 🙏 @maria_i_alvarez Ty bb 💕 @wordsmithpraise @WOCSpeak Wow, thank you so much 🖤🖤I’ve made some dumb mistakes but accidentally buying fat-free creamer feels like the biggest mistake of my like at 8amReboosting this bc yesterday's timeline might have buried it--if you're a WOC with a flash fiction/short story coll…
Retweeted by Natalie LimaI am going to bookmark this thread forever. Thank you all for your words. So grateful 🖤 @kamuleosaurus Yesss 😂Preferable with some funny- looking people. And some broke peopleI want to write for a tv dramedy within the next couple of yearsme attempting to date again:
Retweeted by Natalie LimaSorry I know I share this essay a lot but it’s been a kind of pin in the weeks just following the 2016 election and…
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