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writer, van builder, dumbass • he/him • 18+

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Joined Twitter 7/31/16


dudes b like "i'm 8 inches" and it's like ok buddy let's see it then put your meat where your mouth is @_Ifemelu me too @skpalmer33 everyone here wants to live in a van it's just how we arei thought about setting off the alarm but it looked like he didn't need much help embarrassing himselfso my fav barista and i know each other p well. today she left her shift and as she walked past, some dude leaned u… https://t.co/9tBPOIzs1x @kimmmyparsons it's me @milkinhisbag 🥺🥺🥺does mcr need another member https://t.co/HZeVUCwtbX @justky1018 🥺🥺🥺 @abernothing pants @cassthevirgin @GatorsDaily he's right and he should say it @justky1018 hi :)
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2021
tired but make it fashion https://t.co/7EUo0xdcDy @brinnie_bb ink masters 😌 @_21Average_ brave @ashhhhhhole lets goooooooooooreal. https://t.co/jlb3O7Kaas @butter4374 u know he can make them thangs clapthis says a lot about society. https://t.co/ux5nkLaCOm @legallyines a lil sauced just vibinfmf said toto sleep? i'm cute even when i'm backlit https://t.co/8rCuU6mSHy @MellonDeGeneres @naturallie boutta kiss rn? yea @MellonDeGeneres @naturallie i mean yeah @MellonDeGeneres @naturallie i'm right outside mf come get yours @MellonDeGeneres @naturallie get it @MellonDeGeneres @naturallie seen more @throwanitback what if we used this,,, aha jk,, unless,, lol jk that's crazy,, but what if,, @MozeDope @_rone whoops i'd feel a lot worse about forgetting to credit if they didn't work for a shit ass company lmao @ashhhhhhole dmwho up who want me https://t.co/f6IWrUAAcUfuck! i hate when other people can survive regardless of their skill set! https://t.co/REaS7UNKQ1 @okiecorri drumk @okiecorri hi lol @lincnotfound felt this @EwanPratt2 @doinkpatrol yeah it is @sushipregnancy maybe even 2 leaves @sushipregnancy we would be like 14 feet tall @2Saddington not together @2Saddington so far red wine and skrewball @sushipregnancy hey lol @user72682 go z go z @throwanitback exhaust fumes :) @_justwinnie $22 thank u very much @_justwinnie guy like me only needs $1,999,978 😤😤😤😤 @SortaBad lovebirds 😌 @mayaisfiya i mean i do only follow friends on there so for me it is 😌 @cassthevirgin u know my answer @sgtballsvevo fr he ruined a perfectly good amusement park @sgtballsvevo goodsometimes i forget onlyfans is not just like a normal social media and i'll start to scroll my tl and like my frien… https://t.co/Z5gAphzZD5 @cassthevirgin being a bad person 👍 @beckylaflor go becky go becky @cassthevirgin this is like not wanting to buy coffee so you hack the coffee company's records to find out where th… https://t.co/9Nra9rvZ5l @cassthevirgin what the fucking fuck @lilredridingwud yo @xangelmindfreak HAHAHAHA i meant the region in south america because i wanna climb there :) @xangelmindfreak cool i'm thinking patagonia? @kimmmyparsons personally i would just fuck their spouses @CaitCamelia yeah on it @kimmmyparsons you fuck cops? couldn't be me @lynndewitttoya yeah but we knew that @mayaisfiya u know what ur right @CaitCamelia u already know the answer bb @lynndewitttoya she just like me https://t.co/JXISoXlBMi @CaitCamelia how are you @lynndewitttoya when we're done planning the wedding i'll teach u to spell bb don't worry @mayaisfiya not EVERY time trust me u should see the rejected photos @lynndewitttoya loce @sgtballsvevo seems normal to me ! @CaitCamelia hey cait @avantnard just troyna stay lookin tip top for when we can down a pint or two together again bruv @lynndewitttoya dm me and we'll sort out wedding details @kimmmyparsons u lookin in a mirror or summ? @_Ifemelu no u @lynndewitttoya maybe we could be uwu together @xangelmindfreak babe u already know the answer is yes @justky1018 don't forget military spending
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golden hour or whatever https://t.co/2qnPk71J1c @cassthevirgin ok but can u drive it.made another tiktok https://t.co/zpxIXGHWNm @Hi_Im_Samuel you rly do @Keally22 he do b bouncing a little @stephaniesaysss I KNOW RIGHT @NyghtSymphony he truly is :) @sushipregnancy my best friend :))) @xangelmindfreak thank u 🥺🥺god i love this dog https://t.co/5TroEDnP7Q @AndrewsNotFunny so the tweeting will continue indefinitely @AndrewsNotFunny ur a menacei would love to have my groceries delivered but i don't have an address and also then i can't steal @ReBeL_Actual @doinkpatrol you DONT DOUBT that it's TRULY HORRIBLE ??? @okiecorri @doinkpatrol there u go @okiecorri @doinkpatrol rn? @BeefedUpBro @doinkpatrol me and mike on camera together,,, unstoppable @BeefedUpBro @doinkpatrol thank u mike i don't deserve u @JaydeColer @doinkpatrol covid b making shit tough fr @dougorey @doinkpatrol LETS GOOOOOOOOO @dougorey @doinkpatrol almost never thank you @desukidesu @doinkpatrol omw
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