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social media manager for @steak_umm, host of @whatsrlygoodpod, and songwriter at https://t.co/lS4Di3rsZ1

980 Following   1,440 Followers   13,227 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/29/09


Marriage is all about sharing memes and laughing as much as possible https://t.co/VewStAC9dYThis new @noahgundersen song is straight gas https://t.co/Oxdy40xyqe
9/19
2018
@NintendoAmerica So braveIt's funny how so many people from school who ignored or bullied me for years think enough time has passed to add m… https://t.co/HHKK7md6xc
9/18
2018
this troll is playing 4D chess https://t.co/KEtIhLYYdo @RBlaineKaufman ALWAYS the followupClear blue skies and calm waters, perfect conditions to perform the first installation of System 001 at the test si… https://t.co/ZSV4ibuNxv
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9/17
2018
girl, getting bit: idk what it is bugs just love me @PandaPartyP4nts @chelseamooncat I KNOW I CANT PANDA @kmaclr @chelseamooncat This is so sweet and perfect @kenbyler @chelseamooncat Thank you Ken! @Arbys do you do beards? #MakeMySandwich https://t.co/uzSVE5oNak
9/16
2018
@_ericcurtin Omg I hope they make it
9/15
2018
@arb @Postmates @TomSteyer @Need2Impeach Congrats sis we stan a queenIf anyone wants to see the full wedding video, I uploaded it here! https://t.co/4gQAgQrXuQTeaser video from @chelseamooncat and I's wedding! Shot by https://t.co/Enj6ie43oU https://t.co/9fPZXCwnN4 @MashAllPotatoes oh my god I need a coke zeroThis is my favorite @Glen_Hansard song it makes me sad with every listen https://t.co/NHE4Oeaz0M @awsten DO YOU KNOW WHERE IDIOT COLLEGE INTERN STEVE IS @kmaclr @alexandraknew I'm allergic to clothing ok @kmaclr I can explainI found this old pic of my friend Erik falling through the ice, my friend Scotty frozen in shock, and me slipping t… https://t.co/Up2xCiwLa7 @thatcutiecarly It’s lit @NintendoAmerica Tom Nook wants his money @satherax @swagwaldman @Blake_Wh0 @Dictionarycom Dictionary you are like a twitter god and it scares me
9/14
2018
sadist: here's a computer you can tweet from funny twitter person: wow thank you! sadist: without a colon keyI coach a lot of people. Much of my counsel could be summed up in these 3 points: - Identify & be very clear about… https://t.co/C5ADVbA2Uj
Retweeted by Nathan Allebach @ItsAbouTimeJoey @chelseamooncat"Did you guys hear about the Apple Event? No no, the very *first* one Let's just say it got a few people kicked… https://t.co/fKdpepPp2J
Retweeted by Nathan Allebach @pwells @KylePlantEmoji Forever in our hearts https://t.co/7OSY4s3waw
9/13
2018
Almost got a new job today https://t.co/VXPX0ZNkqF
Retweeted by Nathan Allebach @0xKruzr Damn boi you lookin fresh @missyprint more like 69 @BuntyBrown nope eleventyseven @KylePlantEmoji nice try, it's Steve Harrington on methhow old is drake bell https://t.co/tIcyff2QNf @MikeIsaac iCUWith Henry Cavill out, there's only one person who can save the DCEU and it's Nicolas Cage as Superman, finally https://t.co/eWAB1AAbzP
Retweeted by Nathan Allebach @veryhamsome THANK YOU POKEY!!! @johncolucci this... is absolutely insane @mo_el_le this is so wild wowMooncat https://t.co/SGr8iXlFeB
9/12
2018
@MrsKravitzwins @JimmysSeafood @jon_bois I can believe susan did that wowso apparently we *still* haven’t learned our lesson? social media managers: never do this. just don’t. https://t.co/VdvEB6SF7i
Retweeted by Nathan Allebach @AllaireMatt this is absolute geniusInnovating content 👍 Stealing content 👎 https://t.co/HIAlVnJ608 @jasonnellis this is one of the most insane things I've ever seen... wow @rav_e_oli @Stickman_Tweets rav e oli of course e oli! @fractions No one believes this is real when I send it to them lol @johncolucci I tend to agree @WarrenShaver totally agree warren @courtdionne YUP @JTrain_TootToot depends on the vegetable I'd think a mushroom would be like gandalf @AngryAvatar it's burned into my mind @loss_for_words "salad is cool son but don't go to it for life advice, go to frozen meat" @alexandraknew HOLY HAIR ALEXlife is a multiplayer game and helping out your #squad gives enough XP to make it worth the grind https://t.co/BqLOPdGSg8
Retweeted by Nathan AllebachNever forget the worst corporate 9/11 posts https://t.co/9HvEgnpdEc @GenePark thank you for the #retweets and #engagement recently king
9/11
2018
@PopulismUpdates It’s incredible to consider how much of the current twitter humor we see originated from dril @Mike_Haracz The clearest sign someone on twitter is a charlatan: FOLLOWING: 256,853 FOLLOWERS: 376,07690+% of self-proclaimed “social media influencers” are peddling snake oil in the form of useless ebooks, paid follo… https://t.co/IgCowJSkskthis is the type of #engagement I like to see great #content from all of the #brands https://t.co/KwEA3WlX3Ijust call me special agent steak-umm 😎 https://t.co/eVeteSXjdw @Stickman_Tweets stickman I love you lets rule this flat earth togetherSorry everyone, @nathanallebach is taken. https://t.co/64LhY0Kevx
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9/10
2018
@OldRowKoozie @TheAtlantic @steak_umm Omg setting the record for “likes” in a clip 😂 @theidiotintern @nathanallebach @TheAtlantic @steak_umm He didn’t mean it intern Steve https://t.co/Np8zKTK66Z
Retweeted by Nathan AllebachLast night I wore makeup and watched UFC I’m complicated bruh @arielhelwani Why? Because he beat some young, green fighter whose best wins are over a lightweight and counter puncher with octagon PTSD?Me and my makeup master @chelseamooncat https://t.co/ULIrZ9xAidBefore and after with @lastfullmeasure https://t.co/UAG7wbr0wO @SarcasmStardust Thank you! @Boomboxxxxxxxx Yaasss queeeen @loss_for_words The chief did work! @coreykindberg Corey your approval is everything @woofpickle L I K E C O M M E N T S U B S C R I B EListen my dudes if you’re not secure enough in your identity to slap some makeup on and get fabulous for a night th… https://t.co/I3XwtX0XoTMakeup part 3 https://t.co/RJoMQYZTlBMakeup part 2 https://t.co/YT5TpVGbPT @kateburning @chelseamooncat she’s says she’s trying!Makeup part 1 https://t.co/1GZlELXrRcMy wife is putting makeup on me this is hell I’m in hell @KaeLaniSays @vedgerestaurant @chelseamooncat we’re going @Predator THE GAME HAS EVOLVED YEA @MacMcCannTX That’s the hardest space to be in, I’m with you man. Nothing fills the hole of suffering quite like ce… https://t.co/JILAc0Ela4
9/9
2018
@henski626 Steakumm is my best friend too henskibrands on twitter: HEY LOOK HOW COOL AND FUNNY WE ARE normal people: ew weirdos: omg I love you brand friendBut wait since when does dril have a book lol https://t.co/yL1F9KtgpW @PineyMcknuckle The Leftovers ruled and so did The Sinner @jonnysun @WhoopiGoldburgr @chelseamooncatusing mindfulness. to waste my enemies
Retweeted by Nathan AllebachShe's actin like she's the queen and we're the sorry people!!! http://t.co/KYyiGrqS
Retweeted by Nathan Allebach @DansMonkeyShack @casselthunder @ALT_uscis @PineyMcknuckle it was the sulfur mask
9/8
2018
@trevtrevotrevor TREVOR WHAT HAPPENED @bobbystockings you gotta SQUAT to WIPE @BeerBrewerDan Thank you Dan! @loss_for_words omg no but I spin him around like that 😂
9/7
2018

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