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BAFTA-nominated writer, director, comedian, author. Rep. by @JanklowUK for books, @TALLAgent for film/tv 👩🏻‍💻 BFIxBAFTA Crew 2018-2021 https://t.co/UdDliWmoSF

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@Nick_Pettigrew I'm open to this and will probably say something about ducks. Exact wording TBC.Warning, if I bump into you today I'm gonna say it's close isn't it, humid, and I need you to agree but then counte… https://t.co/gGF2FlgraP
6/11
2021
@kelly_welles Goshdarn reckless in this economy.Tiring of slightly itchy eyes and taking an anti-histamine THIS late in the day?? Well someone's a fancy little bit… https://t.co/EtOet5g3As @MichaelCragg I love this Posh Spice fact, it's perfect.2 days later, I'm still saying "which I've done splendidly anyway" in a Rik Mayall voice.This can’t feel great for Craig. https://t.co/d6tCvIrx9O
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaIt may not have been worth bringing the accordion. https://t.co/SzQNU4Xfat
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaThere is attitude. And then there are the Putti of San Vitale in Ravenna https://t.co/ZFnZEGDAWE
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6/10
2021
Some tweets are art. https://t.co/nTmHZy6pQHWearing clogs has everyone thinking “here comes a little horse”
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6/9
2021
When you say you’re hungry and your mum tells you to have a piece of fruit. https://t.co/zyCqiFPh14
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaThis guy spotted the exact same type of car he has a hotweels for... goes out and puts it on his windshield as a gi… https://t.co/BSb8RJG2XP
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaThe latest episode of '21st Film' is now up. This time I'm entering new territory with the cult Canadian coming of… https://t.co/WLIuqCZ8sa
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaIt’s extremely pleasing to me that Emma Stone married the man who directed her in the sketch Wells For Boys https://t.co/LeqbIyDRVa
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6/8
2021
😍 Love to himself and Nibbles. https://t.co/ivluMNLbC7
6/7
2021
@charlietabloid @Nick_Pettigrew Ordinarily I don't slut shame, Charlie, but... ew. @Nick_Pettigrew *weak with relief*This message made my day. https://t.co/agnQLWGlms
Retweeted by Nat Luurtsema @Nick_Pettigrew I wish we hadn't reminisced on Monday because I now fear my name was in your subconscious...
6/3
2021
All your replies have simply embiggened my shameful Spotify playlist. *Brass Eye voice* this is the one thing we di… https://t.co/wnccM94cz1One of my favourite music genres is sweetly catchy 60s songs with alarmingly pederast lyrics and no I'm not proud of myself but here we are.As a cartoonist, one of the biggest fears about getting successful is dying, and then someone drawing a cartoon of… https://t.co/234jbWMJ7w
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6/2
2021
Just been sent this and now you all have to see it too https://t.co/LDGmhpl1RS
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaScott Wills paints a background for the first run of Samurai Jack (2001–2004), created by Genndy Tartakovsky, Carto… https://t.co/DPHxeAM18x
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaNext week's episode will have writer/director @natluurtsema join me to discuss the cult Canadian coming of age horr… https://t.co/cDqCV42nkU
Retweeted by Nat Luurtsema @Abraxxas Gimme 14 more years. I’ll get there.
6/1
2021
@hazycloudsong Yes close! Maybe 2 years in..? @fredmacaulay Ha well... I have taken the past few years off but plan to return in the future. That said, yeah 2020… https://t.co/bHhojgYxz6 @Nick_Pettigrew Oh my god it WAS. Great memory and that's very kind of you xxHappy stand up anniversary to me. 14 years 💜
5/31
2021
I don’t know how big I thought a moose was, but this was not it 😳 https://t.co/YyqaCC5jdA
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaNever thought about it before, but you know that famous picture of a bunch of construction workers sitting on a gir… https://t.co/gzbHjh4AGo
Retweeted by Nat Luurtsema @turbnz @Sonic_Screwup Haha no far too ashamed! @iandstone @BeffernieBlack Haha this is the first half of my coffee preference, I love that it's already OTT for yo… https://t.co/dQCEG1e4fVI'm so ashamed of my elaborate coffee preference that I order it in a sarcastic breathless tone to imply an exactin… https://t.co/vydRQ9g3MN
5/30
2021
wife: you're back early me: paddington's off the top wife: what me: *cocking shotgun* paddington's off the top https://t.co/yop2AlZDBP
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaStop saying I woke up and chose violence. I laid out my violence before going to bed last night so I wouldn't have… https://t.co/nH5jLMQnpN
Retweeted by Nat Luurtsema"Friends" ended in 2004 and had a reunion this week, which means the cicadas think it was on the whole time
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5/29
2021
Overheard someone hiss into their phone, “I realize that, but I cannot miss Theodore’s bassoon recital,” and now I… https://t.co/8B3G3bJ8tb
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaStop what you're doing and read this short story. Then you might want to wash your face because I did. https://t.co/tWSI3ryqjk
5/28
2021
high school musical the musical the series https://t.co/Xpxr2c80Kw
Retweeted by Nat Luurtsemai really really want this but also bernard successfully making it onto a zoom call is a total betrayal of his chara… https://t.co/DAoTmhfaNf
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5/27
2021
I'm so excited I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD. https://t.co/MdO4TQwPTkI'm back from a week at my mom's house and now I'm getting ads for her toothpaste brand, the brand I've been puttin… https://t.co/MRBenyz6FX
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5/26
2021
@catrad Hi, yes of course - happy to help! Shooting this week but I will definitely reply asap. Contact Me on my we… https://t.co/Ixywr7G1D6
5/23
2021
@HelenSimmons8 I don’t like my food nuzzling.
5/22
2021
I’m sorry, I laughed for about half an hour without stopping after I saw this. I don’t know who made it but whoever… https://t.co/UIfWeMR6kG
Retweeted by Nat Luurtsemastephen: [clenching his fist] 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦
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5/21
2021
@thecordialdevil Behave yourself. We are not coming out the end of a pandemic only to go straight into a haunting. @samwrite No, the original! Have you seen the new one?Watching Candyman in honour of World Bee Day.Every sketch group trying to get noticed at the Fringe. https://t.co/YV4YC6EgiZ
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5/20
2021
@thelorryist Yes! @RobynHoldaway Oh thank you! Ill take one now xI told the nurse about my terrible reaction to the first jab and then SHE told me about her experiences with Medeci… https://t.co/ujPh0mHZYcBrb just off through thunder and lightning to get my vaccination. https://t.co/IhKNPFV0rz"good bookselling weather" as the old gaffer used to say, bracing himself on the yard arm as another two or three c… https://t.co/cQaZW3Didm
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5/18
2021
I went an entire YEAR without getting a cold so you best bet I’m gonna keep wearing my little masks and washing my little hands
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaThought *I'd* had a productive day today but happy to stand corrected 💜 https://t.co/5ItuiLHfxaEvery few months, two execs at Pixar turn to each other, muttering ‘you *sure* we can’t make this?’ https://t.co/JCkbxy0DtS
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5/13
2021
@2ndtolasttime Of course! 🪓 @punkcinema1 Fantastic, thank you. @daveyjenkins An intriguing 18% on Rotten Tomatoes, it's going on the list! Thank you. @_raychul Burnt! Yes, thank you. @DannyDeraney Perfect! It's on the list, thank you @CharmedbyKaren 🙄 How could I forget?? Thank you! @JohnCraineDOP Wildcard, would not have thought of that. Thank you! x @TLATWuk Like your thinking... but it's as a reference for a live action film so I think it would be a little ambitious!Any recommendations for films set in hotel kitchens? I'm starting with Big Night and Chef. @Drayv3n Ha - wonderful, thank you! And thanks to tired-sounding man, whoever he may be. A hero.Apparently Final Draft 10 should run on Mac Big Sur 11.3 but mine keeps crashing. Before I pay for 12, did anyone manage to resolve this?
5/12
2021
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Retweeted by Nat Luurtsema @FurySWE Bigger crate and a huge hamster wheel, so someone's getting an upgrade!
5/11
2021
My neighbour is throwing out a large dog crate and a book on baby sign language. Individually fine, but the combina… https://t.co/HCHatKLqbE
5/10
2021
@watsoncomedian Perhaps I’ve lost my mind but I found myself on board with a lot of Binhead proposals.
5/7
2021
Thinking of everyone with lunch and dinner reservations today https://t.co/tG09mMD4jC
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5/4
2021
Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noi… https://t.co/dzGIxFsgw4
Retweeted by Nat Luurtsema“I am going for a walk” - boring, perfunctory “I am returning to the woods” - mysterious, alluring
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5/3
2021
Amateur! https://t.co/tHpHOQjqjS
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5/2
2021
furious about this https://t.co/UlgV3Lufzp
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4/30
2021
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Retweeted by Nat Luurtsema‘hey it’s been so long! how have you been??’ https://t.co/LorVyo2uXc
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4/29
2021
@xelda_13 I kept stubbornly taking down hems but that was with lockdown amounts of time on my hands.I briefly imagined a very long fish finger. 50 inches, prone to cracking, focus groups staring at it hanging off th… https://t.co/KGJm9ybEcmI'm finally succumbing to the ankle cut trouser but I still think we look like Milhouse.
4/28
2021
What's the point of wearing a turtleneck if I can't retract my head inside it when threatened?
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4/25
2021
Just swam half a mile 😎 but too quickly and a man had to give me a boost out of the pool.Just sharing these important photos of Cate Blanchett in case you didn't catch them at the time. https://t.co/GQ0Q1xLi8J
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4/24
2021
@JennyMcLachlan1 @MrEPrimary @FarshoreBooks Ahh that's so nice! Please tell her hello from me 💜 @JennyMcLachlan1 Funny + animals = Opie Jones Talks to Animals @natluurtsema! The first in a hilarious new superher… https://t.co/mnBf4D157F
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4/23
2021
@longpablo 🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜👩‍💻🥜🥜🥜🥜So desperate to write anywhere other than my home that I'm in an empty restaurant. Big bags of potatoes 👩‍💻 huge tins of veg.WHEN WE FIRST WENT BACK OUTSIDE ALL THE ANIMALS WERE HUGE I HAD TO FIGHT A PIGEON THE SIZE OF A CAR https://t.co/Qjd7UFMd8H
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaAll of this makes me laugh... and then Tall Hello Kitty shimmies past. https://t.co/8cctI4vsPAHas anyone ever been asked for clearance and usage fees for a photo of themselves and what price did you stick on y… https://t.co/Vun29Q09E7You’ll all be pleased to hear that the mad umbrella shop near Tottenham Court Road that’s definitely a front for so… https://t.co/whlssDwXYe
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4/21
2021
I think about this woman and her personalised luggage way too much... https://t.co/NUvNve5RqR
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4/20
2021

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