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BAFTA-nominated writer, director, comedian, author. Rep. by @JanklowUK for books, @TALLAgent for film/tv 👩🏻‍💻https://t.co/U7jIIxtOL5

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@BillieVee @Mini_Prods @UKActorsTweetup @april__kelley @Sara_Huxley @GeneraFilms @ONSIGHT_UK @sethmason Thank you! xIt's called Becomings. https://t.co/oTTqxPjcok https://t.co/4Wf228aboG @Wendy_Wason @rachelparris I'd be very happy with that lovely skin though. She makes the schoolkids look haggard. @sarah_campbell @rachelparris That child seems to have the mentality of a 45 year old so presumably he was just doi… https://t.co/VlUy3E3OxD @tubbsmcguire Hahaha. I've not been offered another godchild since, I must be honest.. @tubbsmcguire Now I'm the trashy plastic godmother but I think my best present so far for this age has been a small… https://t.co/if2mXjKUvo @rachelparris Haha there's so many things in it like that! It's really bringing out the Dad in me. "As if that would be school policy?!"Xavi Bou’s starlings leaving a pre-roost assembly tree in winter Catalonia. Truly one of the greatest bird photos I… https://t.co/WySsw57QQd
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaI’m listening to Wittertainment episodes from last December and feel really protective over 2019 Mark and Simon who… https://t.co/iuU5g4hEZ2Would a Xenomorph wear a mask Like or Like This This https://t.co/5sHUAVgDGi
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11/28
2020
Really enjoying The Undoing. Kidman is a queen and it’s a chance for nostalgia fans to see Hugh Grant’s Divine Brown mugshot face.This is the most British thing I have seen in ages https://t.co/mDchcpe7Lc
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaThis account dances around the line of sanity but with this it just stepped over. https://t.co/0btJsEnApLI need to know more about this. https://t.co/VBH3V3YMpL
Retweeted by Nat Luurtsema @TiernanDouieb Remember when we got burgled and the same thing happened? My Britney CD left on the floor as if to hammer the point home.Started watching Body Of Lies thinking it was Body Of Evidence and I was confuuuuused. Welcome to my film review po… https://t.co/6vsCkC5YOaLook at me sending work emails and outlines to people at 5.30 on a Friday evening because I know they can't come ro… https://t.co/ryfwHyQ4MIThe most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S… https://t.co/Cx7vq5DOlo
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11/27
2020
Has there ever been a more dystopianYA sentence https://t.co/OGckdfmHNU
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Retweeted by Nat Luurtsema @TomHDeacon My wise wise almost certainly written while drunk words x
11/26
2020
Slapstick is really hard to get right. The fact this is framed so he’s still vertical as he exits the shot is perfe… https://t.co/xno8wygyxa
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11/25
2020
Alys Tomlinson lost all her commissions this year because of lockdown, but during those months, she started to make… https://t.co/HRmsPpQv75
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaIT’S HAPPENING https://t.co/2sWi6d1TIZ
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11/24
2020
This video, of swans wreaking havoc at Bath Spa train station, has it all. For me, it’s the sudden appearance of… https://t.co/bMQZADTtD7
Retweeted by Nat Luurtsemamay you never say ‘banal’ the same way twice
Retweeted by Nat Luurtsema @sophieelmhirst @FPALondon Congratulations! This gif was made for this moment. https://t.co/AGyjyb8RCHThey are absolutely going to fuck up the roll-out of this vaccine. It's going to end up being injected into cows wh… https://t.co/wq6XFHynCr"Have you pressed the button by mistake, Prime Minister?"One of my favourite sub genres of memes are the comics that use the literal descriptions of what angels were like f… https://t.co/jBAlDZ0yyy
Retweeted by Nat Luurtsema @BeffernieBlack @SoozUK I've started having cold showers in the morning to achieve this feeling more quickly and wi… https://t.co/KXwyhS9BDnThank you @Film_Carnage - what a lovely review and everything I was hoping someone would see in the film! https://t.co/MA5BNTEOPShttps://t.co/haRNpdEWRq
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11/23
2020
@Jenjencollier In 2019 I'd DM you to check you're ok but in 2020 I'm like "what a great thing to do on a Thursday n… https://t.co/ZMc8plEAufOh no! Their family Swastika broke! https://t.co/qHO4mHWGHi
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaAnother minor Covid tragedy: a maskless man walked into the tube station flicking a dramatic middle finger at the s… https://t.co/rCNf8DN8zKLovely Billy Wilder story in Jonathan Coe’s latest novel and such brilliant writing. https://t.co/N35B92UWU2
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaStrong contender for the finest local news story of the year https://t.co/QwbMLB0NmW
Retweeted by Nat Luurtsema @thisisdavid One of those huge ones with the whole meal inside. Balanced on a buttock, sagging dangerously with gravy.Whatever happens, we’ll always have this moment https://t.co/KfLicpeNWo
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11/20
2020
Jesus Christ. Disney acquired multiple Alan Dean Foster books when they bought Lucasfilm and Fox, continue to sell… https://t.co/wgSsd8Eo7w
Retweeted by Nat Luurtsema @seguindootchelo @egmontbooksuk @Liz_Bankes @JanklowUK Haha watch this space, I will tweet as soon as we get news o… https://t.co/TJOeJaJ6Uf @Catiewilkins @egmontbooksuk @Liz_Bankes @JanklowUK Thank you! It's Middle Grade - is Phoebe around that age now? (… https://t.co/nwI1YD1gi0 @BChaplinDewey It's so cool, thank you Bethan I love it!! https://t.co/ig5XpC9bFO📣 Cover Reveal 📣 Take a look at the brilliant cover for @natluurtsema’s next book OPIE JONES TALKS TO ANIMALS! We… https://t.co/HkwN4BpKSH
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaHere's the cover of my next book, Opie Jones Talks To Animals, coming February 2021, courtesy of @egmontbooksuk and… https://t.co/xZVa9Nb7ok
11/19
2020
I don’t know who needs to see it but https://t.co/akgJHdLrKS
Retweeted by Nat Luurtsema @littlemissy145 Congratulations for tomorrow, what's your book? And thank you! https://t.co/3JvhhgZmWuHappy book cover reveal eve to me. https://t.co/eBEh3P4Eds @neilgibbons Well thank god the boyband Fiveive never contributed to the soundtrack for Sesevenen or your conversat… https://t.co/ZJv5Kq4f4ZAnother delightful tiktok trend is strangers coming together to show off what their Charlie Brown Christmas dance m… https://t.co/i2C8DPn8Cj
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaAgreed BUT I will be pronouncing it Fcream. https://t.co/dyaO5tLY4l https://t.co/V8oCEvr415Oh great I'm going to get into TikTok now aren't I. https://t.co/Vj4l2Vos6CI got pulled up by my direct manager yesterday for contravening some of our COVID safety rules. I fully admit that… https://t.co/UUd6o34pHG
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11/18
2020
Men only want one thing and it's disgusting https://t.co/lwAhgv42dM
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaAt the store and someone just took off their mask to sneeze https://t.co/HSlFPdwGyf
Retweeted by Nat Luurtsema @sianharries_ Condolences to you both and your families Sian, he sounds like a unique and wonderful man xxxGoogle image search “Goths with Santa” and make your day 80% better. https://t.co/YbEHisxrXX
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11/17
2020
After Covid, I'd love to do a festival of swimming films. Somewhere warm, with a pool... Water Lilies (Sciamma) Tar… https://t.co/1WpUbgKmSX
Retweeted by Nat Luurtsema @RobynHoldaway I think it's meal replacements for me. I'm just so utterly bored of poking things listlessly around my saucepans. @huelusa @VinayPatel Maybe Natalie gets some free Huel (hear me out) then she would also 'get' it (🤙) and Be Like V… https://t.co/Gf0t9NT1TD @NickPearseActor I don't enjoy your use of the verb 'loosen' there... I'm imagining something like concrete sludge… https://t.co/wJNHmM6cED @VinayPatel I have finally come to terms with the fact I don't like to cook, I'm awful at it and I think food is gl… https://t.co/UGJH14RcNb @WAPtheatre Ah good to know, thank you! I was worried I'd end up with a cupboard full of astronaut food I didn't want to eat. @auntieani Those moments are long and very frequent in my life 🙃 @NickPearseActor I wish I needed it for anything so busy sounding! But still, it sounds like it might be good for m… https://t.co/ARds9B7ALN @tubbsmcguire Yes this was my fear. The thought of vanilla lunch and chocolate dinner feels a bit too Willy Wonka t… https://t.co/q1KAEe8n7g @kidcamel Well don't beat yourself up cos you completely redeemed yourself with the diaeresis there 😎 @VinayPatel Ah so you can dip in and out and it doesn't have to be the only thing you ever eat? That's interesting.… https://t.co/LPjL2Si8Q2I've been doing more cooking than ever before in lockdown, experimenting with recipes and flavours and frankly I am… https://t.co/gzA5S9oSWdOuzo and Blackcurrant has returned to Portland for the Portland Film Festival and we couldn't be more thrilled! Des… https://t.co/GM6xJU0rTb
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaLet me taste the forbidden jam https://t.co/zxP24jWBNe
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11/16
2020
It's not brain surgery, guys! *Checks bio* OK. It is, he is literally a brain surgeon. https://t.co/4AiTPvJJiK @hansmollman Marks and Spencer didn't even do their amazing one this year. This year of all years when there is lit… https://t.co/WpCLb2lnNK
11/15
2020
Next up is our Dust/Alter Presents: Friday Night Horror block!⁠ #HSFF2020 Sneak peek of Ouzo and Blackcurrant by… https://t.co/gILQjPcIyp
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11/14
2020
Tonight 10pm PST - Tomorrow 6am GMT... Ouzo and Blackcurrant will be screening as part of the Oscar Qualifying… https://t.co/xC94Vwnf6B
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaAn absolute banger today. https://t.co/VeRdxxCcXC @monstroso Apothecary? For mixing up his potions and whatnot.Wenn die Erde™ einen Regenbogen nicht unterbrechen würde, so sähe er dann so aus. https://t.co/YIwKGQdkVW
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11/13
2020
doctor doolittle is *the worst*, yet it contains cinema's greatest minute https://t.co/nZRgY3Db9b
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaOh hell yeah, Gotham Awards Best Film https://t.co/BNnvBxevZnYO! I'm doing a new book of my comics, which I'm kickstartering. I'm offering cool merch as rewards such as stick… https://t.co/RazyXTdqf0
Retweeted by Nat Luurtsema @RachaelvsWorld There's a really long tail on this, I'm still laughing. I'm going to suddenly start laughing about… https://t.co/jwD8NuYLKGWoman on internet: *talks about pockets in dresses* Man on internet: https://t.co/VnSg3nm2jC
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaWhen the government is trying to kill you but in a really dull way with sandwiches not in an Enemy of the State sor… https://t.co/CM28MRGq3nWhat's the perfect bridge between Halloween horror and Christmas schmaltz? Yes, that's it, CRIME. This book looks f… https://t.co/k3apYvUIfn
11/12
2020
me: [at the gym] arm or leg day? octopus: [crying] i’m not sure
Retweeted by Nat Luurtsema @AmStubberfield To be properly 2020 they'd go straight through the ice in ep 1 and eps 2-8 we'd mourn them. @watsoncomedian I'm not sure you'd notice enough difference. It would be like wearing your coat indoors and not get… https://t.co/NB0PJN8e9g @vmelia @thepincomedy @WixKaty Ha yes, Jigsaw! I have only ever been Pin-adjacent, not Pin-in. @TheSchoolboy I bet they got their colours done once, 'how lucky' the lady had said 'you're both Winters'. And now… https://t.co/D4UtAuHXKV @thecordialdevil Haha oh yes, now that's what I want to see. Decades of tension boiling up in pass agg remarks abou… https://t.co/z6FGGxDI3lGod I hope this is as recklessly dangerous as it looks. https://t.co/FVDWjA0WcDGosh. https://t.co/s6vGclr9me
Retweeted by Nat LuurtsemaIt makes me want to have kids so one day some sweet thing with my face can shout 'you fucking moron' at me. https://t.co/xuqWgUmEYS
11/11
2020
@ccaikman Google it, it's absolutely WILD, Chris. @sadiehasler Sadie PLEASE don't look in my notebook it's not finished yet! *corrects my spelling of pudendum.*this is like the time i got a new label maker https://t.co/OeYNEJpwIB
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11/10
2020

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