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In the flesh. I’m the real Stephen Smith, if you even have to ask, you’re a fake fan and you don’t watch sports

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Joined Twitter 2/20/12


PSA: Georgia is purging voters. I've voted in every National/state/local election since I turned 18 and they just m… https://t.co/dCPK7FyzWI
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRGuys will post “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a picture of their car
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRThe House just voted to federally decriminalize marijuana and expunge nonviolent federal marijuana convictions. D… https://t.co/t4ksC4XLKQ
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRPeople with cats - are you excited to have your Christmas tree knocked over this yearso I am ugly https://t.co/dZUanBzTAFI can’t emphasize this enough. https://t.co/ahlJ6Pgy0EPretty sad how much people have been conditioned to believe that not getting crushed by costs of healthcare, housin… https://t.co/K5yskvu7V1
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIREvery couple of weeks I remember how good Vampire Weekend is and I listen to them for several hours on loop
12/5
2020
LMAOO https://t.co/NSitoinPrKBeing home alone 24/7 means talking to myself constantly @jilliandoerr24 I have this mentality at least once a weekMe and MC last year. #tbt #MariahsMagicalChristmas MIDNIGHT on @AppleTV. 🎄 https://t.co/AL8YDroZec https://t.co/dyzqhWAxqm
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Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR @agrEQculture You far away from a sushi place?Yesterday, one of our very own Hokies lost his battle with cancer. Moose, thank you for your service to our school… https://t.co/ptrgDHqinq
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRi’m at the mcmonolith, y’all want anything? https://t.co/h4tyhfQiWj
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12/4
2020
warning: bit painful to read some of these on dec 4 you can claim an individual letter and donate the requested it… https://t.co/K4Bhyg6kmR
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRI can’t wait to stuff my face with sushi when I get off workGO WHITE BOY GO https://t.co/RY6OIOxezBmy dream is to have a job in Seattle. nothing less and nothing more:( https://t.co/uREXV5y6mR
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR @maaaaddz NAME A WOMANProfessors think just because were online they can go over class time 💀💀💀 @agrEQculture https://t.co/epCTXGhqrX
12/3
2020
i can’t get over how the newbies at work don’t know how much physical activity we normally do when events are fully… https://t.co/gvag8cEBVSWhile y’all are thinking about being less than a month away from 2021, I’m thinking about being less than a month a… https://t.co/rsqsRDXLQQ
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRIf you’re cold, they’re cold, bring them inside. https://t.co/5wxff4p17p
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRMy mood swings this week have been 🥴🥴🥴Bitches be posting “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a pic of their baby ???
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRIt is scary how comfortable I’ve become with being alone since quarantine startedSpeechless. Fuck. Thank you guys you have no idea how much this means to me ❤️ https://t.co/huQwf7M8gH
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRIS THE SUN BOTHERING YOU, KING? https://t.co/6MlQaKfd5g
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRCool I am crying https://t.co/UIssJv8Nv3
12/2
2020
december is the month of gratitude. reflect on your accomplishments, what worked, and appreciate what didn’t. remem… https://t.co/cmeSGJUMfh
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRI miss going to in person yoga/workout classeshttps://t.co/hdE3ku5wAh
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR @agrEQculture this tweet alone calmed my nervesDr. Fauci returns to the White House podium. I assure you these 6 mins are well worth your time. This man is an inc… https://t.co/k1kEjXuhn1
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12/1
2020
My favourite customer service trope is when people say ‘I know it’s not your fault’ and then continue to speak to y… https://t.co/8fPzaFeapX
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11/30
2020
@maaaaddz same.Anyone who believes girls can deter sexual violence by dressing modestly has never met men. You can cover your whol… https://t.co/8I6ZExiNxM
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRu can be angry at fast fashion while also understanding people in low income households don’t always have many opti… https://t.co/2ka7kvyhNn
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR @schuettte boy if you don’t get lost 😭😭😭What is the average or acceptable age to retire
11/29
2020
I can’t believe I have to drive all the way to the Eastern Shore on a Saturday. All the way to the Eastern Shore!… https://t.co/WmrJ3jUXYo
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11/28
2020
a single sour patch kid would kill a pilgrim instantly
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRJust a reminder, Jeff Bezos isn’t wondering whether or not he can afford rent during the holidays, or Xmas gifts fo… https://t.co/YFDnDi6SaY
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRThis Parade >>>> Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade https://t.co/l0sunv1hh8
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRtomorrow marks the one year anniversary of this cultural reset https://t.co/lwLksMHt7w
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRWhat’s Joe Biden’s plan to get rid of barstool sports
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11/27
2020
I have a gut feeling I would’ve been good at ballet. I can feel it.Today, we reflect on our country’s colonialist history, the racial genocide of millions of Native people, and the o… https://t.co/vNcmAMe1cT
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRIt’s pretty fucking whack how our kindergarten teachers taught us that the colonizers and the Native Americans were… https://t.co/Nn0Aj3CQyA
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRyyEEEEAAASSSSSSS https://t.co/XrY2iCswhqas we approach the “nobody cares about your spotify wrapped” time of year, i would like you all to know that i care… https://t.co/OewILMWOmg
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR"There is nothing wrong with sharing a feast of thanks with loved ones, but remember the true events that started t… https://t.co/sjMx8KuvPQ
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRgirl what the fuck https://t.co/mOECFgDp5z @garrettrham THEN IT WOULD BE a discussion for the couple. but I don’t think either should ever pressure the other… https://t.co/WrpwxljmnY @garrettrham I’m talking about like relatives or parents pressuring themsitting upstairs as my mom removes the turkey’s neck and heart ❤️ I hate it here @garrettrham what are you talking aboutnormalize not pressuring couples to get married simply bc they’ve been dating for a long time ✨ let them do their thaaaang✨✨✨we have popped the champagne folks I’m ready to get shmacked and cook some green bean casseroleI find it so strange and ableist that many schools still reward children for not missing any days. There's somethin… https://t.co/6GPfO3jKD8
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRSo was it a boy or a girl https://t.co/aDEWpxiq4f
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11/26
2020
@agrEQculture This happens to me too in the winter. I give up and it goes away after a couple daysThe American “we’ll just have to adjust to living like this” COVID mindset is just the same mindset Americans have… https://t.co/MycTZE02WB
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR @maaaaddz how.I hate to be that bitch but I love going to bed earlymy bills are paid. I am working. I am healthy. I am awake. my family is okay. I am okay. blessings
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11/25
2020
I can’t get over how it’s a universal experience for people’s dads to be obsessive about cleaning up wrapping paper on Christmas morningMy 8yo in the car today: "Do you want me to throw the confetti in my pocket?" Me: "No not in the car! - why do you… https://t.co/lEIsqZG8w3
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRHow is working out without a gym proving that you need a gym to workout? https://t.co/ZWpkIr2CDb
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRah yes having friendsgiving with 10+ people is definitely covid safe❤️
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRIt has been maybe 10 hours and I’m missing my bf already. let me go back 😔me, home for the first time in several weeks my dad: I ran over our dog’s toy with the lawnmower the other day
11/24
2020
This is the American criminal justice system in a nutshell. https://t.co/NVPd590u2u
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Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRJesus fucking Christ https://t.co/z0ZKz1Qr5f
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR @agrEQculture I feel like your best bet is second hand / resale. David bought a v comfy chair from ikea but I think it was ~$200Remember when USPS was going to send masks to every household in the US and our government said ✨no✨
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11/23
2020
Drug dealers posting motivational quotes is top tier comedy
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Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRi Have ur city on my weather app i am in Love with u
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Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRCrazy how oat milk is the best tasting milk and ALSO the best for the environment like wow ! how do you do it all!
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRMy friend Kaylin wrote this abt one month before she died, 4 years ago today. I loved her. She shld not have had to… https://t.co/br7UsJHVlw
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRLife saving Christmas advice https://t.co/MWqWShpBHq
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11/22
2020
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Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRme trying to get out of the mental hospital https://t.co/c1cuDfJMjr
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRi would like to introduce you all to one of the funniest tik toks of all time https://t.co/d2dYDlP9im
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRthis color is honestly unmatched https://t.co/rp4Zp8PfLP
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11/21
2020
dating during a pandemic really has us going on walks for dates like its the 1800s. like ok mr darcy, take me on a… https://t.co/7sSrTOPbVG
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIRthinking about how loud I am going to scream at whatever next concert I go to. that shit was my therapy 😔Georgia just completed the recount & Trump lost again https://t.co/36U8R48FAl
Retweeted by BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR @agrEQculture DNDJFJD longest I’ve gone is 2 months tops.
11/20
2020

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