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β€œYour capacity for love is huge, king.” Zed (they/she/he)

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Joined Twitter 3/22/11


My first webinar was splendid. The host mentioned entering this field by way of fascination with the homoeroticism… https://t.co/pAQoItFPjw @strangeinsects :^| https://t.co/kkj8jusNdcdiver / oil on canvas 11x14 inches \ 2020 https://t.co/eYmEZoCwG1
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10/19
2020
@tropigotico 😁What an ORDEAL it was restoring this old table top lighter 😩 Made wick from cotton twine + copper wire from a broke… https://t.co/IoG0jEKSc0I am looking at pictures of Cat Stevens from 1970, do not bother meNew shirt is good shirt https://t.co/oUlSSk6sEL
10/18
2020
@tropigotico The Virgin Mary πŸ™β€œAround 1900 Nigerians were killed by security forces in 2020.” That’s more than twice the amount of people killed… https://t.co/3qfS9FXaHF
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10/17
2020
I’ve been dyeing yarns with random flowers and other dyestuff to experiment with β€œpreserving” memories of events/pe… https://t.co/BNKBAgybop
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10/16
2020
Damn this erotic horror playlist is synthing me to hellCamping out on my porch until this sweatshirt I made and ordered on zazzle arrives https://t.co/Riky8Y1MHwWhy the fuck would my credit score decrease by 5 points just because I used 10% more credit this month than usual w… https://t.co/upUEiH7iAWgirls who were shamed for having bad handwriting and loose papers in their backpacks are all trans masc now sorry I don’t make the rules
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10/15
2020
π‡πžπ₯π₯𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐞π₯𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 πœπ‘πšπ¦π›πžπ« https://t.co/WgGsSUYM8fGrabbed a bottle of Brisk Half & Half iced tea + watermelon lemonade at the store because I’ve never had it before.… https://t.co/EamrDdMmVUtwo beers https://t.co/tLhy0LRZvW
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10/14
2020
The underwear I ordered arrived today. You know what that means? I get to put off doing my laundry for yet another day πŸ™ŒWhat they don’t tell you about pursuing medical transition is that while you’re in the waiting room for your initia… https://t.co/UY1X9a3gvcboys are asking if i want to see their dicks. girls are asking if i want to see their dicks. its like, im all ears
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10/13
2020
spoon is cheaper than change the whole fence https://t.co/ngdJXkJ5sU
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10/12
2020
@trailofcrumbz she say frame smel like goodwillhttps://t.co/6AB4MPup9L
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10/11
2020
Dude I found these pics from March 2019 that I never posted anywhere and I have no idea why, they’re a whole vibe https://t.co/yvvP52cEqi @susdonot For realI illustrated the classic song β€œWindy” and it got stranger than I anticipated. https://t.co/4LW3J9k9X9
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10/10
2020
Transmascs talking to each other: β€œThank you, king” β€œYou’re welcome, king”This is me flirting https://t.co/Ugfmf9G718I am having (1) beer after not having even a single sip of alcohol since august. This shit rocksYo have you guys ever heard of alcohol? It’s a drink that makes you feel awesome. Trying to get the word out.So anyway my therapist broke up with me which sounds like it belongs in a standup set2020 has really been like β€œYou think you’ve reached rock bottom? Here’s a jackhammer”
10/9
2020
Thinking about getting new headphones but idk https://t.co/3TP4hyhayRSomeone on tumblr who doesn’t even follow me sent me a message saying β€œHi how are you” and I clicked through to the… https://t.co/8osFN6uv4w
10/8
2020
Abble bicking 🍎 https://t.co/A26LAnEaHO @strangeinsects TrulyOn the way to go apple picking with my family. The 7-y/o has called herself both β€œa skinny legend” and β€œa thicc legend”. πŸ’€
10/7
2020
The 7-y/o just had me watch a BLACKPINK music video with her lolbe careful not to mix up *** (die) w the other *** (cum)!
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10/6
2020
I FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY heard back about my top surgery referral!!! They’re sending me an email with the requirem… https://t.co/INPnhanIr3I'm inventing a roller coaster called French Kiss. You get to sit next to Kevin Kline and it doesn't stop until he falls in love with you.
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10/5
2020
Oh come onTransmasc icon River Phoenixhttps://t.co/DauVyEsdEQ
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10/4
2020

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