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thinkin about stuff (usually Chrissy Teigen + Ina Garten + Frank Ocean + Shea Serrano + Oliver Sacks + Samin Nosrat + Desus & Mero + Ed Boyden + Spotify)

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when you hit Wario with a banana peel https://t.co/3P3fiHKeLq
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1/23
2020
I would like to thank God and the fine people at the @OhioTurnpike for finding my backpack and wallet on the side… https://t.co/6AH88NHLTM“it is my strongly-held view that the appointment of Jefferson Sessions to the federal bench would irreparably dama… https://t.co/mwW2HMBDPw
Retweeted by knee kah @karimianalege New Jersey, specifically where the Real Housewives of New Jersey live 😶
1/21
2020
Someone described the Virginia marchers as “y’all Qaeda” and I am wheezing.
Retweeted by knee kahFree @jaboukie tho 🇯🇲
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1/20
2020
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1/17
2020
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1/16
2020
😂😂😂 https://t.co/0Lt45545bF
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1/14
2020
@ItsRoohaHaghar OMG
1/13
2020
واو! سو مِنی پیپل اسپیک فارسی تودیِ!
Retweeted by knee kahMy backpack (which had my wallet) got lost and it's made me realize that I have an emotional/sentimental attachment… https://t.co/GF2d1YGrRn
1/12
2020
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Retweeted by knee kahWent to a breakfast this morning that had the most perfect apple tarts in the world and I only ate half of one so I… https://t.co/P9xK9vy27z
1/6
2020
What’s that saying about history again? https://t.co/iUfDzzwBzz https://t.co/eX7yVU8eIi
Retweeted by knee kah @Benkarimian Please start using some sort of punctuation. It’s hard to follow your weak takes without any.
1/4
2019
The year ending on a Tuesday 🥳 https://t.co/TAEhK75sDo
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12/31
2019
Me after rewatching all of Boy Meets World 2 years ago https://t.co/VcFacSdc2P
12/29
2019
dancing is my passion. it’s my everything. when i’m moving my hips...that’s me. the real me <3
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12/17
2019
i just be saying shit
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12/13
2019
please do not call me dram*tic that is an anti-leo slur
Retweeted by knee kah @israhirsi Keep doing the lord’s work!me: goes out me, for the next for one night 3 weeks while i… https://t.co/GFAZjyXmtP
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12/12
2019
are these kids holding hands while in a cage or https://t.co/xhxHx9CogM
Retweeted by knee kahif you've never been so cold that you walked down the block backwards rather than face the wind, don't talk to me
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12/11
2019
Sefeed people in sales love to name drop other sefeed people in sales and talk about their dogs
12/10
2019
@Benkarimian omg your first tweet about studying ❤️
12/7
2019
ur in her dm’s, i’m in her spotify wrapped as her artist of the decade we are not the same
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12/6
2019
My 2019 Wrapped AND My Decade Wrapped???? 😍😭😍😭 2 many emotions!!!!!
12/5
2019
I’m leaving lol in 2019... I’m never actually laughing out loud I’m normally smirking quietly... sq sq sq sq 😏
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12/3
2019
suitcase on the bed. RT if this is your version of a cursed image https://t.co/t4xMnUjxKM
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12/2
2019
@CaucasianJames it's @neeka_neeks
11/29
2019
@saharkarimian nafasam raft 😂
11/28
2019
The best way to describe myself is a stay at home night owl
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11/25
2019
Absolutely no one: The hot chocolate waiters from The Polar Express: https://t.co/BcY2UDNCVS
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11/24
2019
Today marks the 5th anniversary of Tamir Rice’s death at the hands of Cleveland Police. He was only 12 years old. M… https://t.co/B2yY0rrCZj
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11/23
2019
Lmfaooooo don’t tell your kids I’m a murderer please. https://t.co/DioByxSKMI
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11/22
2019
Disappointed the tekashi69/sondland memes have not appeared yet. Do better, internet.
Retweeted by knee kahi’m going to tell my kids this was aladdin https://t.co/2hegcNl7CA
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11/20
2019
@saharkarimian @dstfelix she's literally my favorite human at the new yorker
11/19
2019
@SheaSerrano $100,000 a year STARTING SALARY
11/16
2019
The first vlogger, a pioneer. https://t.co/XlF3viL4LJ
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11/13
2019
Whenever I’m stressed about how much work I have, I simply look forward to upcoming free time where I can stress ab… https://t.co/dfTBuP1qj2
Retweeted by knee kahIn Cedar Rapids, @JulianCastro tells @CBSNews "we can't say to black women oh thank you, thank you, you are the one… https://t.co/hXLlKVcRya
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11/12
2019
y’all mind if i have a good week
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11/11
2019
extremely cool to have one set of laws for poor people and a whole different, easier set of laws for rich people https://t.co/6Qw2Uv1pAn
Retweeted by knee kahFinally figured out how to send a text using the Echo feature. What a time to be alive
11/10
2019
@saharkarimian Remember that you will be a shining star and everyone will be basking in your and Olu's glow. And if… https://t.co/3FUu4Mq3Oh
11/9
2019
@Benkarimian Again, please go study.justice ginsburg my queen😭😂 https://t.co/pghr1xDw4I
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11/8
2019
*Beethoven starts playing* Mfs in the 19th century: https://t.co/uPl8h0NZ17
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11/7
2019
pink lady gang stand up
Retweeted by knee kahas a society. we are ready to stop the mass production of red delicious apples
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11/6
2019
i've seen this clip a bunch so I added Joe Pesci's character from My Cousin Vinny https://t.co/qtgog8gtSt
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11/5
2019
if rap was never invented https://t.co/ZlESjdGgHF
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11/4
2019
no one: my foot when it falls asleep: https://t.co/fSuSQnhYUD
Retweeted by knee kahI know I say this a lot and it probably sounds like it's getting old, but my baba is just such a good d00d. Always… https://t.co/IC5nOq8uZb
11/1
2019
world series is over but does the WORLD SERIOUSLY listen to our outcries? #staywoke
Retweeted by knee kahNationals fans https://t.co/kBeRx3bYtJ
Retweeted by knee kah @ideemo This is true but baseball is more lucrative. Also Iranians are generally short, so that really limits my of… https://t.co/H2mjKJ8ISFIf I have a son, the only sport I’m letting him play is baseball. My daughter can play, do and be whatever she want… https://t.co/sJglN09kRr
10/31
2019
For those of you who care, I squashed the beef with my professor and got the grade change 😎 It's amazing what advoc… https://t.co/uv6eI3HDk3going ✈️ soup mode https://t.co/44SGUYhZhQ
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10/29
2019
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES AS SKINCARE *A THREAD*
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10/26
2019
I have to duel my professor tomorrow about a mistake she made w/my grade. She's high key scary but I'm also nervous… https://t.co/AMc5D4sex0
10/25
2019
Me, writing an email: I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a per… https://t.co/6enqIRtjps
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10/24
2019
currently https://t.co/z4Qzq0S2rK
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10/23
2019
@l_sanii YES WAYChaka Khan https://t.co/0eU9uz1kPl
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10/22
2019
Do you people understand how powerful I would be if I were 2 or 3 inches taller and could pull off a midi dress???????????
10/20
2019
i am glad that high school has not changed https://t.co/iOtEOJEhfw
Retweeted by knee kahLeave Meghan alone!
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10/19
2019
@sourinotsouriii Honestly, it's been my dream to be twitter famous so I'd be really disappointed if you didn't capitalize on thisAs I was paying my respects to our forever Chairman, his staff told me that in his final hours he signed subpoenas… https://t.co/y0MHAkwCxw
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10/18
2019
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10/17
2019
goldilocks (on cloud 8): too cumulo goldilocks (on cloud 10): too nimbus goldilocks (on cloud 9): just right
Retweeted by knee kahHAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY!!!! The only Christopher we acknowledge is Wallace
Retweeted by knee kahuh why does this keep happening https://t.co/jaJ8QxK7G9
Retweeted by knee kahthat over there: -stupid -the worst -ugly af this right here: -is my -pretty boy swag
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10/14
2019
What’s good? https://t.co/uDfKr0V0MP
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10/13
2019
The Washington Mystics are your 2019 WNBA Champions!! The Mystics win their first title in franchise history :trop… https://t.co/QGCn9AAkVI
Retweeted by knee kahI just realized 'kotlet' is the Farsi word for 'cutlet' and I am SHOOKETH
10/11
2019
They won October already https://t.co/Ex3I1VBPgA
Retweeted by knee kah @Benkarimian Please go study.
10/8
2019
STOP trying to make semi-homemade happen https://t.co/Dt4OoNj4CR
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10/4
2019
u know the fucking vibez https://t.co/aQXkO6wRhU
Retweeted by knee kahMe when my parents used to drag me to place I didn’t wanna go https://t.co/wPde4EANIA
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10/3
2019
it was foretold in the scriptures https://t.co/olgZd6jVuf
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10/2
2019
@thebrooomstick Go Highlanders!
10/1
2019
“This butter is delicious” “Actually, it’s ghee” “Ah, thanks for clarifying”
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9/30
2019
Dolores Catania is my favorite housewife of all time FULL STOP
9/28
2019
thank u george lopez thank u angie lopez thank u max lopez thank u carmen lopez thank u benny lopez thank u er… https://t.co/HMjFkyjxcn
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9/25
2019
@normayoungwhit1 You have the most precious twitter accountyall aren’t ready for this conversation but the stigma that mainstream media put out against brussel sprouts was st… https://t.co/2Tj8AF6gS6
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9/22
2019
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we remember ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ the 21st night of september ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃… https://t.co/bhwQ3yGgki
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9/21
2019

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