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Tottenham supporting Freelance Presenter, who has now done at least a little stand up comedy. If you cannot spot a joke we cannot be friends.

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Joined Twitter 9/22/09


Is Black Friday the new DFS sale? I swear it seems to last all year now... @antanddec we all know the number now Dec :-) #ImACeleb where is my mobile? @antanddec I would be go all Hans Solo on you two, never tell me the odds or how many critters, you sadists :-) #ImACelebeating rice and beans then pumping gas seems logical to me #ImACeleb @antanddec No one would share with him surely :-) @GaryLineker Have you found somewhere convenient to stay? @RobBrydon You have been prorogued..... @ChrisMasonBBC Risky thing for any politician to say as it does lend itself to an obvious joke about what they may be full of....
11/18
2019
@antanddec I mean should have painted it brown and called it the "brown Zone" surely... #imaceleb2019 #ImACeleb @antanddec ooh what a twist get you two phyche #ImACelebSurely we have messed up here, should have sent the leaders of all the political parties to the jungle and decided things that way #ImACeleb @antanddec strong start fellas, topical funny on the money....#ImACelebCue titles .....#ImACeleb @IAmChrisRamsey @karen_hauer But of course spelt your name right....sorry my mistake...no edit button on here.... @IAmChrisRamsey Should have called it "The Many Faces of Chris Ramsay" in homage to when you are waiting for the re… https://t.co/DTNP2hAH2aGood fun at Michael Ball’s Radio 2 Show for Children in Need. Brilliant stuff from everyone involved. Well done 👏👏 https://t.co/PDeZK0fScV
11/17
2019
@prodnose Would have just sent Louis Theroux to his house for the weekend. @euanmccolm @almurray Ant n Dec were busy....I honestly cannot remember the last time I went to Pizza Express personally, no offence to the place but never foun… https://t.co/oxiAG8ABIn
11/16
2019
@markolver Nice cameo, :-) hope he tips you after!You know how remaking old films is all the rage in Hollywood, Well Vauxhall have just remade the Diet Coke advert f… https://t.co/GOED6v5MGz
11/15
2019
@HKane ⚽️⚽️⚽️🔥👍👏👏Good to be @wembleystadium for England’s 1000th game. Decent win to. https://t.co/OoqtMVPBtj
11/14
2019
@DerrenBrown I have had that before.....so annoying....Good luck to everyone at the #CMAawards in #Nashville tonight. Cannot believe I was not nominated for my Grand Ole… https://t.co/X6ws6U1k2d @PatricKielty Have fun in Nashville I did last year. Brilliant place. Enjoy CMA's .. https://t.co/NLq9Cjsv3G @AndyHolmesMedia @BBC3CR Yes, no and you appear to be already there....your welcome! Enjoy mate :-)
11/13
2019
@GaryLineker Agree completely but should they not have sorted it out after the game, rather than waiting? That said… https://t.co/prdm34slEo @EW @rickygervais Hi Ricky Please can I come and write the jokes with you, just so I get to hear the ones that can… https://t.co/rbEn9Kj6mH @paulsylvester75 The coat and the legs look a little strange, are we sure she is not "doing a Bernie Clifton"? @RealKenBruce @Rylan Enjoying the Nutbush City Limits/Park Life mash up. Keep up the good work guys..doing great :-)
11/12
2019
@antanddec Are we going to find out Dec is related to Goldilocks and the three bears? #porridge #AntAndDecsDNAJourneyI am now thinking back to the time Pep Guardiola thanked me very much and querying if he actually meant it.Morning! Here is my latest blog including Ronnie Scott's 60th, Mary Poppins, my horse, Liverpool and more… https://t.co/7pPMQx2GAZ
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11/11
2019
@antanddec I mean even their dogs get on great....obviously...also great to explain everything on your terms and y… https://t.co/UbcspieRBy @antanddec Really enjoying #DNAjourmey looking forward to seeing which one of you is related to Danny Dyer and royalty :-) @daraobriain Do Danny Devito, Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner still jump up on stage to dance and sing BV's to that one. @GaryLineker He has got better at encouraging players to actually come off when he subs them then...
11/10
2019
@ellsbells89 👏⭐️⚽️Brilliant stuff.Arrived @SpursOfficial for a huge game against Sheff Utd. Need to win, simple as that #COYS https://t.co/IaGhhfz98MMorning! Here is my latest blog including Ronnie Scott's 60th, Mary Poppins, my horse, Liverpool and more… https://t.co/7pPMQx2GAZ
11/9
2019
@edmorrish So far by half an hour..... @tobytarrant @RadioX @JAttewell Or 2me2u d2 maybe? Your welcome..... @JoNolan83 If it was Ladies Day at Aintree I would say it is definitely not too early.. :-) ....but as they always… https://t.co/L8e0cZ1EmY
11/8
2019
@JoNolan83 😂😂 I hope not 🤞Haha I saw my jockey after nice fella but not sure he is strong enough for that. I now wa… https://t.co/CNeBkxvUN2 @JoNolan83 I mean would have more exciting if he had won mind 😂. But we go again next time ⭐️🏇🏻👊 @JoNolan83 Sadly not. But showed good promise led for most of the way round. He will learn from the experience this… https://t.co/8LIWgoSBIOFirst race done and great to see Force Ten out on the track and racing. Every story has to start somewhere. https://t.co/vQluXYG8lgHere @newburyraces to see “my boy” Force Ten make his race track debut later this afternoon. https://t.co/BAYxyfx2il
11/7
2019
@tobytarrant @RadioX There probably took them up the Semien Mountains.... @WixKaty Brilliant work, you are fantastic on it. Looks like good fun!
11/6
2019
@prodnose @GaryLineker Sure I heard a couple of fellas discussing such things on a Podcast recently??
11/5
2019
@dannycoxlive Very true :-) @dannycoxlive Do you know what, I am not great with heights and that would be a worry. Presuming you have been up there at some point? @sdtfm As much as I loved the view over Middle Street I think you could see more from up here. Great for doing the… https://t.co/MMyAbVf7DoGreat weekend in Liverpool as ever, despite the football. Have always thought this must be one of the coolest radio… https://t.co/WCDB7CrmkU
11/4
2019
Heading up to Liverpool for a few nights. Always good fun. https://t.co/blgWd7IckV
11/2
2019
@ToffTalks Could you grab some bacon to go with those eggs? Cheers :-)A political party planning to put candidates forward for an upcoming election is hardly an unusual thing is it? Or… https://t.co/K3D6DXs4yL
11/1
2019
Fair play @wossy your halloween party is now so well established it is like @eltonofficial Oscars party. You need a… https://t.co/er6wWnsiqbFantastic evening seeing @MaryPoppins @ZiziStrallen and @Charlie_Stemp were mesmerising. The whole cast, the stagin… https://t.co/qN4Ggt1YDq @trowynt You are not kidding.... :-) Have also only made that mistake the once...it also transpired that Adam Ant… https://t.co/dPv5AGFLI8 @trowynt I was once very caught out by this in a fast food place, as I stood confused after it was suggested I fill… https://t.co/SftuLcj74r @mattforde "We have an oven ready meal let's put in it the microwave" - Boris Johnson....The PM there accidentally… https://t.co/xlPbAoQgfU"We have an oven ready meal let's put in it the microwave" - Boris Johnson....The PM there accidentally summing up… https://t.co/QM0shLpcby @Rylan @thismorning Just tuned in and I feel the same, mind you still makes more sense than the news today..... @ChrisMasonBBC Sounds like the sort of quote someone would put on here and attribute to Einstein . @ImeldaOfficial @officialronnies Morning! You were amazing last night. What a performance! Brilliant night all roun… https://t.co/0bHiOmnIE9
10/31
2019
So looking forward to this tonight going to be brilliant @officialronnies cannot wait to see @ImeldaOfficial https://t.co/vGWb1ZfutfIn these difficult times and the ongoing brexit situation can we please spare a thought for @adamhillscomedy beard… https://t.co/xvV5OzuIaOTo commemorate his final day as speaker John Bercow will be releasing a version of Stuck in The Middle With You “Ay… https://t.co/KHn5Ly3bKeReally looking forward to this tonight. Going to be ace. https://t.co/Fjsh7MjI6O @cathelizabeth @PFNicholls The Greater Good certainly was. @cathelizabeth @PFNicholls It is good fun and I found it very interesting. Everyone is great. Enjoy it. All the best for both your horses.Open tweet to all Politicians, please can you manage this election focusing on your Policies and your intentions no… https://t.co/RiHCqXyoLS @ian251265 He was pleased with him in training, coming along nicely.
10/30
2019
@mattforde @marcusbrig Is this the one where I can tick Jedi?Do not care what people are saying the biggest event this December will still be my birthday!.....#generalelection2019 @scott_mills Next time use "TBR"......the newly created "To Be Revealed"..
10/29
2019
Hello! Here is my latest blog including Stars of the West End, Quiz Show fun and more... https://t.co/hkZTElhPE6https://t.co/ObjIRVnEq2
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10/28
2019
@PFNicholls Thanks I very much did. It is great that you do things like that and are so generous with your time. All the best.Had a great time at @PFNicholls stables this morning. Thanks to Paul and all his staff for putting it on with the O… https://t.co/uVqpXeLQAjBrilliant time this morning at Paul Nicholls’s stables visiting one of the horse’s I have shares in “Force Ten” https://t.co/BXvdCuhtmK
10/27
2019
@AlexScott well done tonight. You were amazing in a situation that would have freaked out lesser people. But you do… https://t.co/qg6AMnG6bVHello! Here is my latest blog including Stars of the West End, Quiz Show fun and more... https://t.co/hkZTElhPE6https://t.co/ObjIRVnEq2 @radioleary Fantastic interview with “The Boss” great rapport there, he liked you, which must have been beyond cool… https://t.co/5rRHgfbEpP
10/26
2019
@ShellyDRadio Looking good, have fun :-) @patsharp Happy Birthday Pat, have a great one. But what was the year? lol
10/25
2019
@OFalafel Were you looking at him?
10/24
2019
Here @SpursOfficial with my dad @mickquigley for his first match at this stadium. #COYS https://t.co/pIjxzPmCS7
10/22
2019
@RossWilliamWild brilliant to meet you tonight. You were amazing. All the best! Have fun.
10/21
2019
@IAmChrisRamsey @karen_hauer @bbcstrictly Nothing will be as intense as the faces you pull. Well done fella 👍👏👏 @tobytarrant Cool? Have you seen some of your poses. Fair play would have lost it myself 😂Here @kentontheatre for #starsofthewestend ready for show time. Nice here. Great way to spend a Sunday. https://t.co/No1VdJTm1M @Gailporter Enjoy it. And nothing wrong with that at all. I am having lunch for one in a Wetherspoons.Looking forward to seeing my mate @mikesterl perform his Stars of The West End" Show in Henley on Thames later.… https://t.co/H9e0LfHWNr
10/20
2019
@prodnose Hell yeah. Count me in.Here at the field of dreams again @SpursOfficial “must win game” is an overused term but not today. #COYSTrue story Oliver Letwin once offered to lend me his box during a charity cricket match, I declined. But proves he… https://t.co/gtRZgcgViiI see they have bought Swap Shop back on the TV for a one off special this morning. It is not the same without Noel… https://t.co/fPJnHZXG85
10/19
2019

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