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@ZODIAC_MF This would eliminate at least a third of all twitter trafficCHICAGO BEARS YOU PLAY LIKE THE CHICAGO JABRONIS. YOU EMBARRASSING THE FRIDGE PERRY BUBBA
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11/30
2020
@alisongaylin Alan Apple and yes this works thank you
11/27
2020
the only good thing I saw on the Internet today https://t.co/fBFJACKWAj
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11/23
2020
@JayCaruso https://t.co/W8qwQKF778 @ivamarie Would absolutely love to plunk in a few quarters and have a tiny door open up with a slice of pie
11/20
2020
@ivamarie I just randomly came across that song after decades and was shocked how great it is
11/19
2020
@joshtpm @TPM I'm currently reading Toobin's Too Close to Call, and this all sounds familiar. They wanted their own Katherine Harris.
11/18
2020
@Home_Halfway @Fayza this one's for you
11/17
2020
@toomuchhorror I randomly found Blackwater III in a used bookstore and want to read it so bad but haven't gotten the first two yet 😬 @zachwolfelaw Uhh these searches aren't included in our westlaw plan, it might be expensive
11/15
2020
the orphan i adopted sucks at chess fml 🙄
Retweeted by bob schmelson @OwenBrazas @patrickbromley TAKE IT @OwenBrazas @patrickbromley See you that and raise you this https://t.co/AVAp5cWKfw
11/14
2020
@indyflickchick Haha I just thought it was oddly relevant for some reason @ConservativeLA @DonLokken This Year's Model and Armed Forces
11/11
2020
@ComicsintheGA Is her superpower not having ribs
11/8
2020
@LinBrehmer @93XRT absolutely breathtakingDecided to start this book because I hate myself https://t.co/9slvJFkDCw
10/30
2020
@ivamarie salivating at the thought of this sandwich and also being through next week
10/29
2020
@toomuchhorror Love these. Nothing More Than Murder is a gem
10/24
2020
@aj_macready Absolutely their best song
10/21
2020
@JoshCrewsReally No one will beat this: https://t.co/QhAtyy98vo
10/17
2020
@Chicago_History A billion dollars in cash and soy sauce
10/16
2020
@brynag21 @Chicago_History Oh god damn it you're right. I'm thinking of the place on Broadway and belmont, way different @Chicago_History Chicken Hut in Garfield Ridge and it's not even close.
10/11
2020
@LeonHWolf Veronica. One of the saddest songs of all time.
10/7
2020
@ZODIAC_MF Sure we can scoff at them paying five grand a month for childcare for two kids, but the only other optio… https://t.co/Mh7pfIEx0B @HastingsforIL Hahaha awesome @Nicole_Cliffe I also watch Jane Doe on your recommendation because I wasnt' in the mood for something scary and wa… https://t.co/Vh3SplPbWA @Nicole_Cliffe The Lane Bryant massacre in my hometown Tinley Park, IL. Absolutely awful, and no suspects whatsoever.
10/6
2020
@Nicole_Cliffe Every SINGLE time I hear someone say the name of any kind of nut I think, "Harlan Pepper will you st… https://t.co/9eQRFuFQI4 @Chicago_History With cheese fries and a shake @geminina @miskeencore This is the first one I thought of 👌
10/1
2020
@elizaskinner He's fine @ElmStreetWired Freddy throwin bombs over here
9/30
2020
@ZODIAC_MF Our LG broke down (about 2 years old) and we couldn't find a shop that would service LG's because they s… https://t.co/w3vgaowff8
9/29
2020
@climaxximus These are objectively the best pens, but you can't buy them in stores so you have to get the from the… https://t.co/Dkbms7uN3S
9/26
2020
@Nicole_Cliffe Oh great, there goes the rest of my free time. I'm actually saving The Road to Jonestown for October… https://t.co/xO6rkFLgs8 @Nicole_Cliffe I watched Belzebuth based on you mentioning previously and yeah, I'm still pretty fucked up for obvious reasons. @Nicole_Cliffe not enough people talk about how awesome and batshit crazy Splice is
9/25
2020
@KenJennings For sure. If you see a movie you really like, reading the book will give you more. Seeing the movie a… https://t.co/0P6HwLU9pT @ZODIAC_MF There are way too many writers
8/5
2020
@aj_macready @shyvioletisme Just read this book last week and watched for the first time over the weekend. Absolute… https://t.co/ItSRwy71XI @E_JonesEurasia We hear the tornado sirens so often we're always like "eh it's fine" @E_JonesEurasia We used to have tornado drills in school like the kids in the 50s preparing for the bombAmen to that... #Columbo https://t.co/27WLNpvlg3
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8/4
2020
@UnkleLuc Oh my god
7/26
2020
@KELLYWEILL Honestly I think you'd be fine with just the rats, but add an aerial assault and yeah, they're all dead
7/25
2020
@paulrust You look like you're about to try to sneak into a Steven Seagal movie @meganeabbott This was always my favorite of his novels and I think of it every time I have a gimlet, which is often.
7/23
2020
@NitsuaSetab @JohnDiesattheEn I'm 40 and a I remember a time when many of the cars had carburators and I still have… https://t.co/sVZmdyTBOy
7/21
2020
@JohnDiesattheEn Cars constantly backfiring, causing characters to momentarily think a gun has gone off. I have nev… https://t.co/hCtoTDYtOE
7/20
2020
@rstackjr @_Lefko @Super70sSports In 1989, Ed Harris of the Cleveland Indians started a major-league record 162 gam… https://t.co/R3NY8aiZdY
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7/15
2020
"Eat the cupcake too, not just the frosting." - Me, parent of the year, just now
7/12
2020
@NateGchi Wtf is this
7/3
2020
Twitter is kind of like college if all the professors only taught you stuff they learned 3 minutes ago.
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6/28
2020
Since I’m a 40 year old suburban dad I am duty bound to say this weather is good for the lawn. https://t.co/bp9bLQQBmp
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6/27
2020
@rmc031 I tried but since I'm not a registered Dem or Rep and didn't vote in the primary I'm ineligible in Illinois 🤦‍♂️
6/25
2020
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6/22
2020
@aj_macready I don't know if you got the boxed set but it looked INSANE @aj_macready One of the best live albums I've ever heard @E_JonesEurasia The echo chambers are still fully intact and have remained undisturbed since last time @E_JonesEurasia He hasn't even started campaigning yet and everyone is already measuring curtains 🤦‍♂️ @ivamarie Your old man sounds cool as hell
6/21
2020
@aj_macready Fuck yeah, thanks! 🤘 @aj_macready Where should I start with them?
6/19
2020
@StephenKing @joe_hill @steveasbell Also loved Deniro. "YOU BLEEEWWWW IT!"
6/18
2020
@KenJennings Nice deep cut, Ken
6/16
2020
@aj_macready Fuck yah 🤘
6/15
2020
@WestLoopTom @JoeBiden He clearly got it confused with Indianapolis
6/5
2020
@Popehat She Strokes
5/22
2020
@patrickbromley This is the darkest one by far
5/20
2020
Name me a more iconic duo, I’ll wait https://t.co/1oPLUoStnl
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5/11
2020
@aj_macready Just baffling that it's not widely recognized as one of best shows of the last ten years
5/10
2020
@ivamarie Kitchenista is great, and I'll be trying her buttermilk biscuit recipe (very badly) soon
5/9
2020
Look, it’s not complicated. Americans hold the constitution sacred and will kill or die for the rights it guarantee… https://t.co/6f2PKSokpT
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5/6
2020
Sweet potato fries https://t.co/4LQT6qI8DJ
5/4
2020
@ClaireDederer Timely
5/2
2020
@E_JonesEurasia Wow
4/25
2020
Great I'm quarantined with Warrant https://t.co/3aerLIRVDi
4/23
2020
@aj_macready Totally kick-ass cover, that's for sure @aj_macready I've only listened to this one once or twice, gotta give it another spin
4/21
2020
@ManMadeMoon Dine-saw! @aj_macready Hard agree
4/16
2020
@Lilbuddy007 @Simone_Biles Awesome!
4/15
2020
@MidnoirCowboy There was nothing like breezing through Spencer Gifts for a good half hour and buying nothing
4/14
2020
@MomS650 @chicagobars @mapleandash Fried Chicken at Mini Hut in Garfield Ridge. Best chicken in the city.
4/11
2020
@MattOswaltVA Moving Violations! No. 5 just for that
4/10
2020
@E_JonesEurasia I'm a Nancy's man myself but I respect this @E_JonesEurasia The only other acceptable answer is 3,6,7
4/8
2020
@E_JonesEurasia Nice jobSo there will never be free samples at the grocery store ever again, right?
4/5
2020
In an effort to lose weight, we are disposing of all the junk food in the house by eating it all in one sitting
4/2
2020
@ManMadeMoon @aardman God damn it
4/1
2020
@ivamarie Thanks. They're actually all fine. Miraculously, they either didn't get it or didn't have symptoms, and I… https://t.co/F6RI21ATM3 @ivamarie Yeah I'm fine, was pretty sick for two weeks thoughI can confirm that this test is extremely unpleasant https://t.co/6qnj1CH4WK
3/30
2020
@E_JonesEurasia Great list, I'd also throw in Bad News Bears
3/29
2020
@Fayza @killedbygoogle Sadly I think @AndrewYang is the only one that would've made this a priority
3/3
2020

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