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Congratulations to Sh. #AdhirRanjanChowdhury ji on being elected as the leader of the Congress Party in the… https://t.co/DhhdIXqXOc
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaDon't judge a book by its Netflix series. #newproverbs #leila
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaDon’t do it, Old Monk. https://t.co/YTnIv8i3yU
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaMy name is liam Gallagher I have 4 beautiful children I have dabbled in drugs over the years I’ve had many number 1… https://t.co/ky0AOXNoGt
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaDuring sex, do influencers moan or give shoutouts?
Retweeted by Nirmalya Dutta @tkn2104 @jayadevcalamur @godoolally @arghya_rc @marcodsouza One vacillated between for and of @jayadevcalamur @tkn2104 @godoolally @arghya_rc @marcodsouza A young man in search for nourishment https://t.co/RqXL25wqkr @shwetankbhushan @TweetinderKaul Haters. Keeper is usually AI controlled. The machine was just flabbergasted by the… https://t.co/14MislVzYPwelcome to literary twitter, please pick one of the below personalities: 1. editor, despises writers 2. writer, des… https://t.co/ZrbqiFTQG5
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaMy Alexis Sanchez plays like Zidane #FIFA19 https://t.co/RIh7pylmjxI once left a job I loved because my male mentor constantly referred to my breasts as fun bags but please do keep p… https://t.co/DUyxLI19Hk
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaI love Solo trips. I reach the destination, think “Chalo thoda Solo”, and then spend my whole vacation sleeping.
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaWest Bengal CM Mamata Banerjee in Kolkata: TMC is not a weak party. I don't care if 15-20 councillors leave the par… https://t.co/5wE5a66bRL
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaHumor feeds on stereotyping, exaggeration and is often offensive. If you're looking for political correctness then read champak.
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaTaylor Swift Inspires Teen To Come Out As Straight Woman Needing To Be At Center Of Gay Rights Narrative… https://t.co/25n50p8ouG
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaBe brown. https://t.co/A25eqDBHSeWhy are people - who give most boring discourses on privilege - usually the most privileged?Hoo boy. https://t.co/FgVJhmM66YWhat now? https://t.co/SuaremYPo8Congress’ existential crisis https://t.co/tC3TRYVkh5 @tehseenphttps://t.co/D51SJOMoZJhttps://t.co/pKpbLNAQZphttps://t.co/O9NnuCTqtdSo ashamed I hadn't read any Vonnegut so far. What a maestro. https://t.co/UPZfkWpufVI love how @nusratchirps and @mimichakraborty have refused to change once they became MPs. There's no facile desire… https://t.co/gTR0Y6Mxl6.@ombirlakota will be NDA name for Speaker...
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaEven if the Pakistani team had slept at 8 pm the night before the India match and eaten only boiled chicken, they w… https://t.co/vCL4BSDZWn
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaI love this woman so much. https://t.co/qRFyl3IE5M
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaNaya Pakistan's ambassador Veena Malik being taken to the cleaners: https://t.co/QWQMJxLAIo
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaThese bunch of men outside of versova social are whistling, passing comments when women pass by. Whistled at me. Th… https://t.co/5Fu4ZlMhak
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaAbsolutely unfair representation. They play hosts to them as well. https://t.co/ylKZStOPh1Praveen Chakravarty @pravchak is a Kannadiga, not a 'Bong'. And you @harishbpuri are a hateful vile bigot. https://t.co/Bd6zMKbrUz
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6/18
2019
Congratulations Shri @JPNadda ji on being appointed as the National working president of the BJP. The Party will co… https://t.co/vRGfXmGg2Y
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaUnpopular opinion, no doubt, but West Indies need to beat India otherwise the second half of this group phase will… https://t.co/j2DXDeCZUq
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaWhen did this happen? https://t.co/YMi8YQ2ICFHe's a thought leader and influencer now. https://t.co/zjOmK1VUJIAt last, some winners at Old Trafford @ManUtd https://t.co/qnen6Maag8Y’all I told a girl at the gym she looked so good and asked her what she’s been doing lately she said “really? Just… https://t.co/a5udb0Blh1
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaParents watch their sons and daughters die in Bihar's Death Ward https://t.co/2uayQcRSEc
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaI propose vegan shit https://t.co/H37s6rZXhzDelhi Police brutality in Mukherjee Nagar is highly condemnanble and unjustified. I demand an impartial probe int… https://t.co/j4s9r5Ixhf
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaWhile Imran Khan gave lot of Advice to Pakistan Cricket Team, India won because of one strategic advice of Narendra… https://t.co/rR7pJ1jaM1
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaSome fatherly advice. https://t.co/Q0srYUl8go
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaThis woman is Nualphan Lamsam, she largely funds the #THA women’s national team and employs many of the players wit… https://t.co/o3bhM8HVGn
Retweeted by Nirmalya Duttafunny because whenever i read an excerpt from 50SOG I turned greener than Gaddafi's book https://t.co/0FUJ0PtxCs
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaWhat's wrong with UK? https://t.co/jRkn8Id8vCIt's everyone. Nationalism is here to stay https://t.co/gB5qM8rIIdBJP leader: patient dekhne ke liye hum aaye hue hai Reporter: aap doctor hain? 🔥🙌🏽👏🏽 Full video:… https://t.co/akklxUTyJN
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaPulse of the nation https://t.co/idVDxGCKUBMy mixer is here. Old age here I come. https://t.co/bz7aPK1mxngetting the indian twitter handles (neither obvious) right and then assuming the pakistanis all had their first nam… https://t.co/uKmr03lklP
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaPakistan has won the Twitter World Cup by about a billion wickets. I’m still cry-laughing. Superb stuff @shzbkhnhttps://t.co/QadazM9SNa
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaSachin in 2003 or Rohit in 2019 – who did it better? https://t.co/M9k8z5lLQd
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaBeing gay and Asian is your mom seeing your coming out video and the first thing she says is “오모 you look too skinny.”
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaTitle of my sex tape https://t.co/Dzvgcoimcx
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Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaProof that the scope for stupidity is infinite particularly when hot takes are involved. https://t.co/Ry7huy2jCS92 mein hum koi match jeetay bhi thay final ke ilawa? https://t.co/a6sy9bnkl8
Retweeted by Nirmalya Duttalawyers and doctors don't have sex? Whew https://t.co/fqXuGeyMbM
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaJust read a tweet about how someone didn't pick up books with a low number of Amazon reviews. I thought about the f… https://t.co/cihIEW9qsL
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaI have personally attended multiple India and Pakistan games; the atmosphere in the stadium is generally passionate… https://t.co/k9vBZBaQf3
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaAik hota hy Tahir Shah wala confidence Phir hota hy Maryam Nawaz wala confidence Then 50 feet of crap Phir ataa hy… https://t.co/WhjnU454EI
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaI told you guys already.. https://t.co/WB7gspZemS
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaIf there was an award for threads, this would win https://t.co/qyq5sS1v8MI may delete Twitter just so I don’t have to see another tweet reading “He’s saying Ben Stokes”(when he’s clearly n… https://t.co/QiSuDDgLbf
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6/17
2019
He actually liked this tweet https://t.co/SZv6q7KyeU6/5 Imran Khan: Team should have followed my #ICCWorldCup2019 tweet series #IndiaVsPakistan
Retweeted by Nirmalya Dutta.@realshoaibmalik is the perfect son-in-lawI've waited so long to hear this. https://t.co/E1VJalAoFvSachin watching Rohit's cut. #INDvPAK https://t.co/ByrvlnU0tv
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaHappy Father’s Day! https://t.co/hUJyCjCBKi
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaWhy Bombay scores any other city in the country. Even though many others things don't work or in bad shape but this… https://t.co/7xkXHOdpNj
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaAt this hour, on the way home in an auto, all by myself, I see a young girl, alone, wolfing down idlis from a cycle… https://t.co/uSwu2tTY1h
Retweeted by Nirmalya Dutta*Kohli does not verbally respond to Rabada* Me : Nice *Kohli asks the crowd to cheer for Smith* Me : Nice *Kohli… https://t.co/AfbOGtFDI5
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaSigh Pogba needs a new challenge. Yeah there'll be a rebuilding of the galacticos and he'd love it in Real Madrid. @tkn2104 @powerofyogesh If it's made of meat, sure.That looks like soggy uttapam. https://t.co/kZgVCTjHfB
Retweeted by Nirmalya Dutta @sangvoel Even then you looked like you had some sort of existential angst and couldn't wait to start complaining about something. @tkn2104 Bhay ka mahaul hai https://t.co/14Znp6p9m3 @sangvoel This btw is what a cute baby looks like :P https://t.co/zVbFxrA8iK @sangvoel Haww. Cultural appropriation. Will tell the liberal brigade. But haan you were adorable in this. @sangvoel Good lord you were an ugly child. Thankfully you grew out of it @Lakshmi_Sreeni My maid cooks. I can only make a full English breakfast @powerofyogesh Ugh. Don't eat fish. No fish allowed in my place. Basically nothing that goes in the water barring water buffaloesJust bought a mixer grinder. Old age really is catching up.8 cabinet & 5 state ministers to be inducted in @Dev_Fadnavis led @BJP- @shivsena govt in Maharashtra. The big na… https://t.co/L0eodRMhnu
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaTyson Fury is straight out of The Matrix https://t.co/pGVGNFpMTk
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaHe floated like a butterfly & stung like a bee... sensational performance by Gypsy King @Tyson_Fury. Best heavyweig… https://t.co/PE5o2ZIFN0
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaCommunal Hindu: Yaar, Christians have destroyed our schools. We need Vedic education ASAP.# Next morning at St Xav… https://t.co/QeWXWBIztR
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaWhat is with AAP leaders and their hatred for common sense? https://t.co/1cptMFZC1UPakistani clerics declare transgender marriages legal in Islam https://t.co/u2ZUaMFQq2
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaExcept for sacred games, and to some extent ghoul, Indian original web series seem to confuse the lack of censorshi… https://t.co/TD4ykZwNlq
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaHow did we enjoy cricket before Twitter? https://t.co/DRZejEtUBTWhy write a dissertation when you could just say: may the best team win https://t.co/Bg28TeoiJ1
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaJust another Totally Normal week in Naya Pakistan Dawn editorial cartoon Sunday, 16 June 2019 https://t.co/gnzltMXepl
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaListen to Bob Dylan singing "Everything Is Broken" here: https://t.co/tM5PZK1c1t
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaIt's pretty silly how the deadly sin of "Lust" is almost always personified as a sexy woman when it should instead… https://t.co/maeAaia6lR
Retweeted by Nirmalya DuttaIf anybody can jump up, fall on his ass, get up and do it again and again faster than I could let me know who it is… https://t.co/BagX7lkk1A
Retweeted by Nirmalya Dutta @steveaustinBSR @TeamCredibleMMA @jayadevcalamurGo ahead. TCB RT @TeamCredibleMMA: Name a better passer to receivers combo than @steveaustinBSR and they guy that… https://t.co/2Xh3Lj2kI3
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6/16
2019

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