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Director of Tech & ECommerce @BethesdaGear, @BiowareGear · Former @ThinkGeek, @GameStop · Improv Comedy · Starting Strength Training · Geek Egalitarian · he/him

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Joined Twitter 3/27/11


I cannot stress enough how frustrating @ShopifyPlus in regard to their product road map. Give me a timeline of fe… https://t.co/9LfASLUIeE @JessieJane__ Any particular artist there you’re fond of?Happy Monday https://t.co/KdFDZW12JMLooking for a #tattoo artist in #Denver CO. Any recommendations? @cyberat2600 low key feels like a win either way @CortanaV It. It a serious of tubes right ?Wealth tax https://t.co/Fp4WIGEBgG
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10/26
2020
@realsuperblake @alexpardee I’ve been summoned.Rig assembled! https://t.co/6PHUMFfdRI
10/25
2020
@sophsa Well thats nice. @Riverboatjack 👀 @Laurathefierce @RealClancyBrown Oh shit. Now I understand what I’m looking at. WowA one man show. Debuting nightly. No tickets sold no tickets for sale. https://t.co/PbS5880SNb @Laurathefierce @RealClancyBrown Can you explain what this means? @elenacleaves I think for the most part I’m kindly ignored. @tea_bird Beaver nuggets and local jerky all the way back to Colorado. Every time. @NicTompkinsH Yeeeees https://t.co/deUy4IEQIF @melanatedmomma Improv jam in Denver at the Voodoo comedy club. I miss my theater friends @WhipSmartBanky https://t.co/c3A9iKI4IuAir fried fish balls 😍😍😍😍😍😍 https://t.co/O1vOdqVWH6 @midgetnazgul are we talking chips or spears? breaded ? @hellofrombea like store bought frozen? or fresh made? @kvltjam @CharmingGrump what about Jarlfriend?I got an air fryer - Fish Balls (amazing) - Bread (it toasted it) What else do i need to try in this amazing space age food cooker?
10/24
2020
@quoth_the_rave https://t.co/zGwmQMi47x @faethfarts Fae I can’t think of any. This is Mortisha Adam’s the early years spin off series. @quoth_the_rave 2pm on a Friday is bloomn onion time. 🥩🧅 @tuba_man This anxious little fuck. Absolutely. https://t.co/w811CUeg2Q @alison__berg There are an equal number of church’s and temples but the brewery snd weed industry has better real estate here 😂Yes so thats a DC 34 saving throw to survive the overwhelming assault on all the things? * rolls * https://t.co/yDXIZ2hK4N @sophsa When a tweet would make an excellent tiktok.[ screams in this meeting could've been an email ] @jgw47_art same tbhI took a chunk out of my new floors moving my squat rack boxes in from the rain. SO PISSED 🤬 @VanessaL3000 @videogamedeals Oh yeah that happens all the time. All. The. Time. @VanessaL3000 @videogamedeals What was this? @sophsa Is this a threat?
10/23
2020
@ChantelLehl @notcapnamerica Same. Ugh. @quoth_the_rave Oh crap, I hope you all are ok and don't have to evac! Its crazy we can see this from Aurora. @RowanRowden How the fuck is this guy employed at google. @quoth_the_rave THAT TUB. All i want is a bigger bath tub. @sophsa this is like "Dark Mode Twitter" color. Nice. https://t.co/9ACbqzWLR2 @Christeregis Woah @GrlpantsGR Any openings in consumer goods? Europe needs merch too I hope. Help. Get me off this continent @GrlpantsGR Gross. @angusamacdonald @krisstraub Yeah but you gave him Russian street drugs that don’t even have a name yet. @angusamacdonald @krisstraub ^ this one will take everything @ChantelLehl @themistyview @BadAstronomer This is horrificI’m so irritated. I’m tired of buying collectibles from renders that betray the thing you actually get. UGH.
10/22
2020
https://t.co/kpNlOBgUrW #Local58 https://t.co/dnmoam8d1j @ugobananas Its soul can now rest. @Christeregis I'm very happy to hear this. pack it up. im out.ordered @tyga (https://t.co/oDP9BRc8Go) chicken bites last night on Grubhub. Holy shit were they amazing. @shiraz @TwitterGaming hey @OldManKaidan @ChachiBobinks All the time. @QueenofTacos why is 65 degrees so cold here. 65 degrees in Manhattan beach is way dif. @samzorz liesI'm stuck in #AmnesiaRebirth. After pulling the pin on the grenade i'm stuck behind an altar. i can only move my he… https://t.co/LFAPJRFPKCI love the Fall. But i think i'd like it better in Southern California. I miss warmth already.
10/21
2020
OK HOLD UP. Hey @Bungie Putting an advertisement for the careers page within the JSON response of your new ARG...… https://t.co/YYEL2HCes1if i had a dollar for every time i was shut down in a meeting, i'd not need the job where i get shut down in meetings.NEW @DOOM ETERNAL DLC IS DROPPING TOMORROW MY HEART IS ERECT https://t.co/o7hcUpj32C
Retweeted by 🎃 Danny S Pumpkins 🏳️‍🌈Any of my Denver friends lift? Looking for a starting strength partner. @olsencassidy Did you see the @ArchDigest video? It’s a dream @wsakaren @ShipperHQ Yes using ShipperHQ on https://t.co/r8v4kRHqw2 and https://t.co/W0vtAPMmXg . I'm working on se… https://t.co/Sc2qDXhfs8hey @ShipperHQ are USPS rates down? @CortanaV This is an allegory to my dating life.
10/20
2020
Massive shout out to everyone who has supported me on this journey so far @andrewjvaldez @makariosjay @nerdwithushttps://t.co/5687bH6k5P
Retweeted by 🎃 Danny S Pumpkins 🏳️‍🌈 @clearascrystal The hell you got against mini mr. good bars? @Get_Wrexed @faethfarts those big boi eyes <3Any other #shopify store turn off Shopify Quick Pay? This feature is by passing scripts and user flows to get a fas… https://t.co/9SqKfQcMkPMy brother made twitch affiliate today! GET'M @linkk326 I was his first subscriber https://t.co/zDkFJWEUraWow! @Fangamer's product page for the #StardewValley CE is incredible. https://t.co/lMwuVETihO *wistful sigh*100% the mindset to have https://t.co/aledoJKnDy
Retweeted by 🎃 Danny S Pumpkins 🏳️‍🌈 @linkk326 Yup
10/19
2020
@RowanRowden Is this related to the music thing? @fast Thanks, I hate it. 🤣 @fast Hi @DesignByZoe I wish remote tattooing was a thing @shomipatwary That’s the brand. I love it @tuba_man Yo, i have this urge to buy new flatware from ikea. its real man. @BeyondThePale26 hahahahaOMG ITS ON ITS WAY. MY RIG IS ON THE WAY. https://t.co/Ex2UBEyaUF @nerdwithus Renegade on the Citadel strip. Paragon on the Normandy ship.
Retweeted by 🎃 Danny S Pumpkins 🏳️‍🌈 @Isa_Kole I have never considered this. Ass in the streets, Angel in the ... Normandy?I'm setting up some front end stuff for #GreatWarWeek for @bethesdaGear this morning. This and N7 week are my f… https://t.co/hikQgZmELo @Futterish @DOMOCAPITAL "GME is one of the most shorted stocks in the world" - over heard at the office when i work… https://t.co/msaggivmWZ @Isa_Kole I've also never been a bad guy in any of those games. ever. even on replays. can't do it. i love these… https://t.co/QjK60LtXjj @Isa_Kole This makes exactly 2 of us. total. I didn't even know you COULD romance characters in Bioware games until someone told me.Anyone else listening to Randy Travis on a cold Sunday morning tearing up over lost love, opportunity and times we… https://t.co/p0W6xWCoaOI"m so hyped for this game. https://t.co/apbYQJJzdtSo smol. Knows nothing. Only knows bark snd treats. Does not even pay taxes. Such baby. https://t.co/Cd8GmmaA5T... 12 of these titles I’ve had the pleasure of bringing their IPs into the real space in form of apparel or collec… https://t.co/AsD0PAX9GyI peddle nostalgia in the form of soft goods. https://t.co/NA6jaLzVKU @ElementalAmber Same @clearascrystal Look upon my field. A blight has fallen upon my crop. Not a single fuck has sprout.
10/18
2020
Always there to cheer me up. #puppy https://t.co/z41IVfWV0t @sophsa I will check this out. Thank you Soph.Ive bought masks from so many places and nothing fits my face well. Stupid big ass head. @sophsa This will be on the exam tomorrow
10/17
2020

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