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Joined Twitter 7/19/17


@kellengoff Ok GeoffSeeing everyone talk about tiger king is so fucking weird to me because thats in my state and I've been to that par… https://t.co/m0YAnLeijz
4/9
2020
@cloakbrand @markiplier Mark has baby hands in thisHoly shit- https://t.co/KkpDhWYG4S
4/8
2020
@pulte @pulte Me!
4/7
2020
She's here!! Now live on my shop: https://t.co/a6Z6DJl2pN https://t.co/QYhLYDqrdo
Retweeted by he/himMr. Sanders only https://t.co/koLnnnpdnSI think I've forgotten how to write good jokes that aren't horny...
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4/6
2020
is 2020 being run by this guy? https://t.co/oOZ7UoqvBW
Retweeted by he/himThis sounds exactly like cute boy I stg i'd believe theyre the same person https://t.co/ZBM30e6bKJMy new favorite introduction is to say "Im a full-time college dropout"
4/5
2020
@Kg_Neko PG 13 @Kg_Neko There's literally a scene ten seconds after where she does the same but with both hands starting at his th… https://t.co/wfxWLUYNhm @Kg_Neko I have seen real porn and its less cringey than this @Kg_Neko This is the less graphic part https://t.co/8DvPFPTe2I @Kg_Neko Basically the same thing at this point @Kg_Neko Ready player one"Hmmmm yes lets have a close up scene of this girl rubbing her hand over the guy's crotch sensually"Every movie ever be like: *male and female lock eyes* "Fuck that's good sexual tension, lets do that for another 15 seconds"The floor is lava. The grocery store is lava. Restaurants are lava. Your face is lava. People who aren’t 6 feet awa… https://t.co/7JIOClbtW1
Retweeted by he/himBB wishes you a good day! ❤️✨ https://t.co/kMYD7xE0y3
Retweeted by he/himCupid after years of trying to find me love https://t.co/H4Fx2TmcLh
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4/4
2020
Bk https://t.co/a3ttteQDbw @jakeperaltajr Thank you im honored @jakeperaltajr Damn forget about frozen 2 and tangled there @jakeperaltajr How you gonna make me choose between mulan, ratatouille, nightmare before christmas, princess and th… https://t.co/S3KDEryIvC
4/3
2020
Pray for me, its 1:30 am and I'm getting tinder unironically
4/2
2020
@pulte $nerdyasheck I have a friend of mine asking for money to help with his lights, food, etc often and I don't h… https://t.co/pFR8pGFE4t @pulte $nerdyasheck I have a friend of mine asking for money to help with his lights, food, etc often and I don't h… https://t.co/Pxu5pin79Vso. it's april. tony's one year death anniversary is this month.
Retweeted by he/him @pulte Sadly I only have venmo @pulte Rip my lack of cashapp🍆
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4/1
2020
TO ALL THE CIS PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW ME... hey daddies, the @TrevorProject sent me a resource: Guide to Being an Ally… https://t.co/FXErInT5N0
Retweeted by he/himHappy Trans Day of Visibility, all you gorgeous, amazing trans individuals out there! May your days be merry and yo… https://t.co/SkxBoUaFw6
Retweeted by he/himHey @Disney can you please by out sony so sonic the hedgehog can be on @disneyplus? Much appreciated, thank @Kg_Neko 2 more months and I'll no longer be a teenYes hello as a 19 year old you are allowed to leave if I ever make you uncomfortable https://t.co/02UEimWQlyHAPPY TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY US TRANNIES SHALL OBLITERATE THE TRANSPHOBES
Retweeted by he/him🤠 cowboy + 😍 hearts-eyes = https://t.co/5yvWGKz5PL
Retweeted by he/himActually was more successful than in-person sessions I'm surprised https://t.co/qNgEA0NFDP
3/31
2020
Having our first digital therapy session tonight wish me luckEVERYBODY LOOK!!! LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL COMMISSION FROM @GothGirlWannabe I BOUGHT! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ Please go and c… https://t.co/Qbus22pNPK
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3/30
2020
here's the #unusannus ballgown that I made! i'm sorry there aren't any better pictures, the fashion show i was goin… https://t.co/Vyz9vyNeox
Retweeted by he/him @discxmbobulated @jakeperaltajr "And when i saw it later for like another 5"What the fuck is 🥺 use your words I don't speak bottom
Retweeted by he/him @ThomasSanders Good, you deserve to experience true joy
3/29
2020
@Spencer00472160 You're good its not bad memories necessarily, just nostalgic things @pulte With first 1000 people giveaways @Spencer00472160 I might still go with that I'm just trying to decide if its worth bringing back the memories it gives me
3/28
2020
@CrankGameplays 1/10th of the way to becoming a real youtuber @CrankGameplays Try not to break it @robertmanion https://t.co/X4BGSJTW9mBefore SU end I’d like to remind you all about this cursed comic. https://t.co/z97h4o6cRb
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Retweeted by he/himHey because it could be relevant soon Girl sugar glider name options: Luna/Belle (may get 2 girls idk-) What's a… https://t.co/AMAxc4neBcHappy Birthday, Chica!! 5 years old... I can hardly believe it. You’ve filled my life with more love than I could h… https://t.co/6kt8hiz40C
Retweeted by he/himYou know how the '🔞' emoji means, 'this account is not for minors' but the emoji has the 18 crossed out. so that m… https://t.co/bozu24Y0qD
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3/27
2020
@hyeocake WeededI’m going give $3,000 to someone random who retweets this tweet in the next 72 hours (must be following me so I can… https://t.co/vEmBtw8VIh
Retweeted by he/himJust Quarantine Things: laying in bed taking selfies and using your hair to look like a Super Saiyan’s. https://t.co/2lzSBXqgya
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3/26
2020
@marketpIiers https://t.co/UaRqFr3Enh
Retweeted by he/him @jackthefrograt Born in 1997/1998 sooooo math
3/25
2020
Its interesting reading these news articles about how some people don't even have the major symptoms like coughing,… https://t.co/NupymLA2c0 @ScoobyD00Snacks https://t.co/5aE7l0zy6hAt this point im not afraid of death give me the coronavirus I dare you life make me stay homeA good day to sleep the sad away
3/24
2020
I swear to god if any of you go outside and break Danny DeVito’s heart https://t.co/Y6JcvWJ1Nw
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3/23
2020
WHY THE HELL IS MY WORK STILL OPEN THIS IS UNNECESSARYIt’s like there’s a dolphin loose in an airport.
Retweeted by he/himI will write someone to essay this pay for me
3/22
2020
Dan has had curly hair for 3 yearsConcept: it was uploaded on phil's main because dan is also going to make a series over the game by himself and didn't want to mix them upPhil-tersNvm Pickle is better https://t.co/nraBmEjUMcTwink Land would have been a better namePhil just tried to come out to a squirrelmiss me with this hereto couple “turns out we actually hate each other” quarantine drama. where are the accidental… https://t.co/BLlIbFFIsi
Retweeted by he/himEvery gaming youtuber: Animal Crossing Every non-gaming youtuber: Animal Crossing Jardon: https://t.co/NO1kmMZw9WEveryone I've watched play animal crossing thought it said "something to kill me" @scenephaze Like this https://t.co/asC2ZOY7PeFurries choose the 3rd uwu mouth in animal crossingDan knows what color Phil's eyes are better than he doesPhil played Animal Crossing and the gaming channel is still deadYo! So...since we still have 20 hours left, we have decided to up the goal to $750. With the matching donor from ea… https://t.co/zn74MJpYh6
Retweeted by he/him @jackthefrograt I haven't before but if I didn't have a choice I probably wouldVirgil: *To any bad situation* I knew was gonna happen... Patton: How could you have known? Virgil: https://t.co/4qNLZWope1
Retweeted by he/him @Jack_Septic_Eye I'm a pretty small creator, only about 500 subscribers, but hell yes! I wanna help any way I canalright guys. meme the hell outta this. https://t.co/Nd1TmneF1Q
Retweeted by he/himNo one told me That CaptainSparklez Has a VLOG CHANNEL
3/21
2020
@jackthefrograt Bye @Kg_Neko Oop time to social distance @Kg_Neko Corona starts with dry coughing usually, fever and shortness of breath come later as well as the sneezys @ThomasSanders Beautiful manSelf-isolation has led to a lot of self-discovery... like finding out that it’s really hard for me to pull off the… https://t.co/Q3oU6mAl3U
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3/20
2020
the fact that Bernie Sanders doesn’t give a single shit about his status in the election and is instead ONLY concer… https://t.co/BPpYswdFYo
Retweeted by he/him @aroacepjosow Gays cant sitwe're in Quarantine so the government can change the batteries in all the Birds. you ever seen a baby pigeon ? didnt think so
Retweeted by he/himi mean this in the nicest way possible but these celebrity millionaires and billionaires that are offering everyone… https://t.co/yiKehJrI4Y
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3/19
2020

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