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It's no wonder "It" was such a massive success. We are a whole nation of dangerous clowns. https://t.co/Sh1ZaxCh32You piece of shit.Laurie Strode: Holy smokes, he's a TOON!I love that they locked him in a burning house and he came out with just soot on his mask like when daffy duck take… https://t.co/38tfRD9Z10RATM in the 90s was funny cuz people were all like oh, it's all just rebellion for rebellion's sake, it's so shallo… https://t.co/wMay3ekzqS
Retweeted by Jeremy Bearimythis is important https://t.co/zMPh02lIxM
Retweeted by Jeremy Bearimythe CDC has recommended that john mulaney slow down a little bit
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5/14
2021
@betting_im_not https://t.co/tQqts1L4sqjohn mulaney got out of rehab, divorced his wife, and started dating olivia munn lmao this dude said white boy summer with his whole chest
Retweeted by Jeremy BearimyThe CDC recommends aiming for the lycans' legs first so they can't pull their sidestepping bullshit.It's time https://t.co/D1FKs7pm2Q
Retweeted by Jeremy Bearimyme: hi, I have no power at my house power company: ok, when did it happen me: probably when we had kids, but it was a gradual shift
Retweeted by Jeremy Bearimy @depechejoe That a second season is being made at all is welcome news.Can't wait to get dirty looks for voluntarily wearing masks in my open-carry state.I want to see an Ocean's 11-style movie about a crew of LGBT+ members heisting a rainbow from God. https://t.co/Mve2v67BNHSay what you want, CDC, I still remember this image and haven't had a cold in over a year. I'll be holding onto the… https://t.co/04JrZfG4JDthe CDC said you can take your mask off once you're vaccinated, but the mandate against making small talk with me r… https://t.co/TLxtfQM7Ad
Retweeted by Jeremy BearimyUPDATE: If you are fully vaccinated against #COVID19, you can resume activities without wearing a mask or staying 6… https://t.co/X7OleoqoHP
Retweeted by Jeremy Bearimy @HitlerPuncher Look, there's basic evidence to back this up: https://t.co/mqp6L4j0hMoh no https://t.co/8GLsC8M2Py
Retweeted by Jeremy Bearimy @THE_Stefano_DLC They were probably designed by a person, not an algorithm.Different medium, but yeah, people like seeing characters happy.Schitt's Creek won 9 Emmy's last year. https://t.co/PLvEiUcURNThe first thought I had reading this was "Tarantino would get his ass beat by every other one of them." https://t.co/HH4XfIzmQ1The game is certainly not without flaws - I personally got pretty tired of shooting those cyborgs - but variety in… https://t.co/Smdsb04MkJIf you want to play an "endless darkened hallways with little to no combat" game, there are plenty of them. But RE… https://t.co/cc5B5tqhB2They managed to frame the variance in gameplay and environmental styles as a negative, and implied that House Benev… https://t.co/vx412QMGN8Read an article this morning that complained that RE8 felt less like a horror game and more like a horror-themed am… https://t.co/tLEiiRhLdR @krunchiebutts "Fuck are you clowns doing over here?"https://t.co/A5M0z46806
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Retweeted by Jeremy Bearimyteehee ethan winters (•́‿‿•̀) っ #ResidentEvilVillage https://t.co/XGXqOMppSV
Retweeted by Jeremy BearimyI SAW THIS SHOW https://t.co/dIE4qrheqA
Retweeted by Jeremy BearimyI miss how 90's Commercials were like "This gum is so EXTREME it'll KILL your FUCKING parents!"
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5/13
2021
Absolutely the fuck not. https://t.co/czOB69JRAAthis came to me in a vision https://t.co/qhXzVHmAE0
Retweeted by Jeremy BearimyIt IS pretty weird that everyone has American accents in RE8, but that's probably better what would've likely been… https://t.co/6gMjTjphiOMade perhaps a few too many EOW promises today. I hope Friday Jeremy isn't too mad about it.I'm dead. https://t.co/RfCnmqxhlFDid a tick write this tweet https://t.co/3BMskIYDKI
Retweeted by Jeremy BearimyI said I'd never marry again https://t.co/wOvimqN0kD
Retweeted by Jeremy Bearimy @jason1749 Pick a font, god damn you. @krunchiebutts Can-Can Horse Man.This is the best short story I've seen in a while. https://t.co/wmAbB21VKMAnother day, another crypto-brained artist unfollowed. @OJPATTERSON WW Concierge: I see you requested your room be equipped with <squints> a "shitload of dimes"?Okay, I should've finished the game before posting this. The final "dungeon" has way too much cannon fodder.if you got a pet during the pandemic and are giving it up now that you're vaccinated dm me asap so we can arrange f… https://t.co/aMGyPo4gWD
Retweeted by Jeremy Bearimy"We are short staffed because no one wants to work" is the employment version of "girls don't like nice guys"
Retweeted by Jeremy BearimyIn the cover album of classic monsters that is RE:8, they landed on "What if Hardware-era Richard Stanley made a bi… https://t.co/EjM9fILoq5Wow, someone at Capcom is a Mean Machine Angel fan.Stop TikTok-ing. The peak has been reached. https://t.co/wYZeORAz3M
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5/12
2021
Let's look at lochs https://t.co/c57vuPYfJM
Retweeted by Jeremy Bearimy @depechejoe GTA Cover Art Energy. @nicknewt Yeah, but this is gaming; it's been lousy with over-sexualized female characters forever. Who knows which… https://t.co/M3SnYT8hUWCapcom: We'll keep the marketing mysterious. Center it all around the first boss. What could go wrong? Oh. Oh shit, oh no.FUCKING LMAOOOOOO https://t.co/N6gpBqDs58
Retweeted by Jeremy Bearimy @jason1749 @nicknewt Also the dead-behind-the-eyes look. I don't know how actors do that one.My dude is one dangly cross earring away from getting his ass beat by '89 Batman. https://t.co/Rb22QuIEm8 @BarbiturateCat True to RE form, I've been conserving the hell out of my ammo and now (3/4 of the way in) I have to… https://t.co/UusEO3dNlLNice thing about Columbo is he gets in, solves the crime, and gets out. His personal life isn't falling apart, he's… https://t.co/E5EVKPNTd2
Retweeted by Jeremy BearimyYeah, this is way more on-point than the Leo one everybody was dunking on. https://t.co/PJtkdQVbbe @THE_Stefano_DLC I think the devs were blindsided by her popularity and then marketing leaned on her too heavily. I… https://t.co/oxWxTyUI2mGoddamn, this rules. https://t.co/LfWfClipbPIs it because he's next to a woman over 30? https://t.co/6PTM6hmjqk
Retweeted by Jeremy Bearimy @THE_Stefano_DLC Goddamn I wish it was playing closer than an hour away from me. SMH.A full 37% of baseball cards from the 80s featured portraits of guys making “tell you what asshole, I don’t think a… https://t.co/TPvtknJ2Qt
Retweeted by Jeremy BearimyThat's the hill I die on with Arthurian adaptations, cast whomever your heart calls you to but there'd better be ac… https://t.co/QjN2LZWgmq
Retweeted by Jeremy BearimyWhen The Moment happened, I had to call my wife into the room and show her. She's not into games, but I know she appreciates good horror.Seeing a fair number of complaints that RE8 is too action focused - which makes me wonder what game they're playing… https://t.co/yrudF35fE4 @jason1749 If it doesn't play an audio clip of "This is the way" when you get an extra ball, and "I have spoken" wh… https://t.co/61hb6YUgWBMatt Damon growing a beard and studying with a dialect coach to play a guy who open carries into a Ralphs.Looks like a movie about a dude refusing to wear a mask in a Walmart https://t.co/KJ12VeJK4Z
Retweeted by Jeremy Bearimydev patel's fiancé, hot groot
Retweeted by Jeremy Bearimy @chance_second Yeah, this is a wild one. @edsbs https://t.co/XXEYIMzUnF
Retweeted by Jeremy BearimyGood luck with those 13 bullets against the final boss. https://t.co/PhNfZ8AN03 @edsbs When a fast food worker gets a livable wage https://t.co/0sdLZbzthN
Retweeted by Jeremy BearimyGreat video of this lad pointing his camera every which way at nothing https://t.co/OrR2JVWXfS
Retweeted by Jeremy BearimyIs This Guy Bothering You? Because Now It’s My Turn https://t.co/s4sihGYKg9 https://t.co/D2DXEMFPz5
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5/11
2021
...fuck. https://t.co/4HnXDZ2W3OY’all are out here trying to get crushed by a 9 foot lady’s ass and I’m out here trying to find out how to pronounce Dimitrescu.
Retweeted by Jeremy Bearimy#ResidentEvilVillage is survival horror Majora's Mask. I will not be elaborating at this time.This MF just turned 2, the only distinct accent he's gonna have is Gibberish. https://t.co/IaVq1N5DB4Started strong, but quickly went to "Oh this guy will die alone" status. https://t.co/1Qs3Xlk8pA @jason1749 https://t.co/4AcVB7RgkySony trying to make a cool and BADASS antihero Venom movie only to accidentally make a beloved gay monster movie an… https://t.co/Sl3xYQ8x4X
Retweeted by Jeremy BearimyWhat, and I can't stress this enough, the FUCK is a chicken ring? https://t.co/256x4DCoQnPeople who think teachers only work during the hours kids spend in attendance don't deserve the air they waste.If this is how you think being a teacher works and think it's a good thing, then why aren't you a fucking teacher? https://t.co/4SFtKGponuEvery damn boss fight in that castle. #RE8 https://t.co/2k7s6ZXsl5Shoulda gone to @heymermaid, the only available source for cancel-proof horseflesh. https://t.co/a1UB3VsZZkit's not fair to call Yang an "empty vessel" because ship hulls have magnetism
Retweeted by Jeremy Bearimy @RhiannonOlivaw Them: It reminds me of the dance scene in Spider-Man 3. Me: https://t.co/5ie6QECOBXReddit commenters seems mad about the Venom 2 trailer, which only serves to affirm my delight. @BrianWCollins That's a low bar. Most Katherine Heigl vehicles are a better Freddie movie than Elm Street 2010.They Cancel Horses, Don’t They? https://t.co/LwADBC7xM6
Retweeted by Jeremy BearimyI understand that Revenge of the Sith needed to keep the character stuff front and center, but the whole "aaaand no… https://t.co/NUnXQnKOhfApparently the Bad Batch explores the logistical transition from the Republic to the Empire and I hate how much that intrigues me.
5/10
2021

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