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my cat’s favorite person

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@girlsreallyrule https://t.co/XIZTwZfubi @girlsreallyrule Of course not. Sorry. I was just fantasizing about my millions. @dog_rates @Dumbo This is Flash. She was the goodest girl, was regal in the most approachable way, and loved celebr… https://t.co/MEmwGixfKC @girlsreallyrule In his defense, if anyone gave me 22M, same. @LATbermudez @latimes Hang on... “Others scoop it into their coffee or their tea.” @raejohnston Upside down spinning kick across the street and shot fireballs from my handsTWO. They do not have two. https://t.co/r4wH54lPrn @washingtonpost Every headline is leaving out the most insane detail. They don’t have TWO. https://t.co/dyEB0IcXV1 @panzer Why Goldman Sachs?????
3/26
2019
@ed_solomon Hilariously understated. Understated hilarity.
3/25
2019
@glazerboohoohoo That kid is baked @atorresh86 @petecow @iSmashFizzle @PeteButtigieg That’s closer to a dumpling or an empanada than a sandwich. @howlieT @holly This visual is fkn hilarious. @holly Yea it’s tough. Practice is a good idea but makes me sad to give them trauma when they don’t understand. I h… https://t.co/3dZMg50OJx @holly No but I think about this often. Like I’d just grab her and wrap a blanket or towel around her. She loves to… https://t.co/ELl3GTRMoO @DiscreetLatino @kwprime Wait hahaha before I even saw your name my response to this was literally going to be https://t.co/LkAH3FXyGW @ReyLDN_ @sarahcpr https://t.co/Eb3OiXI1m0 @SarahLerner I kinda love this @Nicole_Cliffe It’s like a petticoat @holly Thanks for being my grammar friend. @Dictionarycom @holly Omg thank you, Dictionary. If you have a sec, please confirm on “a NYC” vs “an NYC” https://t.co/GixYzdI9Up @holly https://t.co/k6c7hr8RWm @holly I’ve seen “an NYC tradition” or any other example vs “a NYC tradition” - I’m well aware it has to be read al… https://t.co/y6f1yNtgU5 @holly This might be worse than the “an NYC something” problem @holly They’re confused. It’s impossible @holly What? No one says are tee. Even abbreviated, you still read it as retweet. @akuma_river @drweiss929 @petecow @EightiesBigHair @iSmashFizzle @PeteButtigieg Crossed with Captain America @DrJenGunter Here’s one https://t.co/i7vEmkXQhi @dogfather https://t.co/E0kz6x0hkCStumbled across this awesome street art by Paul Richard. Check out more of his drip style https://t.co/tikbC1gmDp https://t.co/FnD5pEOfKC @MichaelRWear This is storytelling. 🎯 @MelissaMWear @ArianaGrande This is a very special man. And your cinematography is wonderful. @TheJoeLynch Happy Birthday, Amy’s cousin. @ThatEricAlper This is how I continually stumble upon a great band that has been out for some time and ask myself w… https://t.co/GJ6tdBnaxeEpic. Epic. Epic. https://t.co/cW50ZM6YsJ @RoisinRadio This makes me feel better about my mental state. @bananafitz The Break-Up. Practically the entire theater was couples who started fighting with each other half way… https://t.co/oOlI6SkTmz @dogfather @Twitter I need HugoJust so damn good. https://t.co/52Efw6hIF6 @Fueledbyjelaa @oh_pollo !!!!! @oh_pollo Holy shit @mschaeffer27
3/24
2019
@DaveMcKinnon__ @petecow @iSmashFizzle @PeteButtigieg It’s not a thing that anyone thinks it’s the best. I’m aware the movie exists. @DaveMcKinnon__ @petecow @iSmashFizzle @PeteButtigieg https://t.co/0jpDlYeixDMOOD https://t.co/7fRfUWgdQO @joannarothkopf BIG MOODStop what you’re doing and watch this video. All the democratic candidates represented in these clips from The Offi… https://t.co/GIWh1PSCmx
Retweeted by Peri @nerdist https://t.co/K2l4gFglZmThis is noteworthy @HashtagGriswold https://t.co/YI8Cl8z2fD @sarahcpr Absolutely incredible @HashtagGriswold https://t.co/OwXNiasQob @EightiesBigHair @petecow @iSmashFizzle @PeteButtigieg Wait- this is incredible 🙌🤣 https://t.co/j4yWWDKdmQ @Kates254 @PAYOLETTER So flufffffy @billyeichner @PeteButtigieg Every single thing I hear about him is more amazing than the last. I need him to hate… https://t.co/6tILMEUJ84 @iSmashFizzle @PeteButtigieg Every single thing I hear about him is more amazing than the last. I need him to hate… https://t.co/HtITBC5Ord @PAYOLETTER Oh god, I have no idea what Frankie’s favorite shows are. Now I’m wondering if she even watches tv. How… https://t.co/YtUY1CaDu1 @mattwhitlockPM @marcrebillet Saw him in Brooklyn this past December and it was awesome. I highly recommend. If you… https://t.co/a7RDFCmbgV @mattwhitlockPM @marcrebillet We’ve been talking about it. But you’ve really got to go see him live. It’s a full sensory experience. @AaronKaro https://t.co/EerIaOrjcz @natemcdermott Awful. Just awful.How could you not love this guy? I wish everyone who claims to be religious and righteous was actually as sane as M… https://t.co/JrKYGcscJHSouth Bend mayor Pete Buttigieg, candidate for the Democratic nomination for president, speaks Norwegian, Spanish,… https://t.co/X6dL8P0SPL
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3/23
2019
@AaronKaro https://t.co/ln0O1btVJdAnd thinking of @AaronKaro, the most vocal bangs hater.I guess I’m cutting my bangs again. They’ve been gone for a couple years now. The thought is percolating. Worse than an earworm. @nicole https://t.co/6CdCpEaIGy📷: @AOC https://t.co/qpj1crZ0kd
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3/22
2019
@kylegriffin1 https://t.co/ZDXzRaeWBI @BuzzFeedNews https://t.co/OVabrvzz5S @dog_rates @darth everyone says their cool cat is like a dog, I know https://t.co/Dtv27xmJiSVolume up 🔊 Anyone else have a cat who likes to sleep under the covers? Frankie likes to unmake my bed when I go… https://t.co/RnmdMGiRcy @StretchArmy https://t.co/LkQHLqa74p @soledadobrien My mom did that to my bro and I when I was like 5. She said she wanted us to get it and get out of t… https://t.co/hUTf1oJYEk @LouisPeitzman Today I learned... @dylanmatt This is probably why I love everything Vox puts out. Good people behind it. @florida_left @rev_avocado @dylanmatt I am, too. You can build the tolerance up. You just have to really want it. @dylanmatt @darth My girl has a fluffy head https://t.co/F1lcroULbZDad: Did you see the article I sent you? Me: No- which email did you use? Dad: https://t.co/Ycr5EWUxeI @dog_rates @alerom08379892 😭😭😭When a president (who faked a disability in order to avoid serving) attacks a departed war hero, it’s for attention… https://t.co/XNyaNOoE8l
Retweeted by Peri @laurenthehough https://t.co/xxcp9g0aRCSuper worm equinox moon last supermoon of the year https://t.co/I9ju1A06pK
3/21
2019
NYC Spring vibes courtesy of the artist, Cern. https://t.co/Qlguqg2Eik @jameelajamil @skinnymetea Completely effing batshit crazy nerve. @MarkRuffalo https://t.co/YoElpzSf8oWorking from home today..... https://t.co/XvEiVSgxiN @holly Buzzing @ArtDecider @sisario Ariana loves Broadway. Why try to negotiate? Her song lovingly embraces My Favorite Things. She doesn’t ne… https://t.co/XtTUtOEmrj @dog_rates When something brings you so much joy, it also brings tears https://t.co/4Z5Ecdz52E @ElizabethEThorp THANK YOU @buttonsandfluff @amazikat @MavenOfMayhem @Brandon_Bahret Yea ok, I figured it still wouldn’t be logical and it’s not. @MavenOfMayhem I watched the show. What’s the troll point? If you can’t physically give birth, you’re not a real wo… https://t.co/AbVO9GFeHa
3/20
2019
@jpbrammer Also, did I miss any of your tweets where you told us all their names? Because now we need all their names. @jpbrammer Didn’t you notice he was rubbing his face on everything the first time he got into your place? That mean… https://t.co/KSzby8Fius @DanaSchwartzzz I’m willing to bet Beto still looks for pickup ultimate frisbee matches @blacknomad3 I don’t know enough about their headwear to comment on it, but these 2 are adorable and look pretty ha… https://t.co/cx7Y7JZPHS @DanaSchwartzzz I’d love to see the full collection of roles offered to Britt Marling because there is not one “reg… https://t.co/BQPPj77PIhI’ll see your dinosaur honks and raise you squeaks and barks. 🦖🦖🦖 “...O'Connor believes they made an array of "s… https://t.co/F17saWWMRO @DanaSchwartzzz What is that effing picture? @DanaSchwartzzz I didn’t know crocodiles growled. But geese have always been terrifying. @jayohwhy @darth https://t.co/HEkfbMLBLX
3/19
2019

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