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So proud to continue my work with the #Reds organization. https://t.co/uD1bEa8YhnWhat’s most astounding is that @iamjohnoliver does this whole segment in one take? Doesn’t he get thirsty or tired?… https://t.co/op4JavilYEThis Masked Singer episode was the 2nd time people confused me w/ former Jets qb Mark Sanchez. The first was my inf… https://t.co/AQfMf5N62R
10/19
2020
It’s not my voice that’s weird, it’s the pictures that got small. Play this at my funeral. ♥️♥️♥️ https://t.co/GvmoqsbGnk
Retweeted by nick kroll @nlyonne I feel like you’ve been playing us with these tweets
10/18
2020
SOUND UP 🐾💕 https://t.co/9O43bfCyJO
Retweeted by nick krollI congratulate Jacinda Ardern on her party's resounding victory in the New Zealand general election. I admire the c… https://t.co/icXx2IXC7x
Retweeted by nick kroll @oliviawilde Yes boss. @AndyKindler I remember knowing you as a bright eyed 53 year old!! How far you’ve come.Y’all ever just let loose and go through old Xmas cards? https://t.co/GMPAcPbiga @Sethrogen Can I borrow them for a colonoscopy next week? @ihatejoelkim Ironically I was trying to reply to another tweet with my brilliant joke but I guess this works for this one too? @ihatejoelkim Can I borrow them for a colonoscopy next week?
10/17
2020
Big milestone for our campaign: our opponent has started running deceitful attack ads against us! Let's talk about… https://t.co/uv57cMPYLH
Retweeted by nick kroll @alanalda Ironic that they in water and yet remain such dry fish.
10/16
2020
This is a pretty good distillation of what is so deeply wrong w Trump. He truly doesn’t care about anyone but himse… https://t.co/4u1MNk3lqO
10/15
2020
Playing Bernard Cohen in Loving was one of the most inspiring experiences of my life. When interracial marriage was… https://t.co/bDwBVb6NqkBe like @Jo101_2000-- take 5 min to drop off or mail in that ballot TODAY. You matter & your vote matters, so make… https://t.co/1oNAQMrboUVery excited about this! https://t.co/p8Na20lyzO
10/14
2020
Voting is in full swing & many states are closing their registration periods. Reply with your most ✨positive & enco… https://t.co/4Y0Fw2VWOZ
10/13
2020
I voted over the weekend! It’s done! Are *you* ready to cast your ballot? Learn about the candidates and measure… https://t.co/dOSckcUni0
Retweeted by nick krollCongrats to the @Lakers on a well earned championship. Major thanks to the @NBA, all the players, their families an… https://t.co/rEdved4aUl @BrooklynDecker @theARFoundation @andyroddick Please YOU for giving the chance to tell my story..@theARFoundation roast live NOW Text LOVE to (512)648-5123 to donate @andyroddick @nickkroll thank you thank you… https://t.co/QN6CSesQUM
Retweeted by nick kroll @RedHourBen @MrJonCryer Ben, you are the ring. You’ve always been the ring.
10/12
2020
@MrJonCryer I’ve already optioned this story for a limited series and hope you’re ok that I’m attached to play you.To say that Mitch has the soul of a heartless monster, the face of a dead turtle and the laugh of a demented ghoul… https://t.co/DuwsOZghliOh Hello on Broadway premiered four years ago today. @alanalda was the opening night guest and it was a dream come… https://t.co/xURAUeivYS
10/11
2020
You have one year to prepare for Addams Family 2. This should be at the front of your mind right now.… https://t.co/43KVQezzGF
10/8
2020
Note the midair tail wag https://t.co/kfBvGrMBYD
Retweeted by nick krollA special message from Coach Steve on National Coaches Day... https://t.co/1eqWiUiPji
10/7
2020
Now that President Trump is busy tweeting campaign messages, I would ask him to do this: Listen to the scientists.… https://t.co/hbAqChIB1Z
Retweeted by nick kroll @elijahweeks13 @AJemaineClement All the time!! @AJemaineClement Assuming it’s a covid free truck?
10/5
2020
Jaime Harrison absolutely crushed Lindsey Graham in their debate. He can win the seat. We can be free of Lindsey Gr… https://t.co/dziy2ExozB
Retweeted by nick kroll @AJemaineClement THERE is my truck. Please return at earliest convenience.
10/4
2020
If you live in: Illinois Nevada New Mexico Your voter registration deadline for the November elections is this T… https://t.co/Hz6dcfIf8m
Retweeted by nick krollIf you live in: Arizona Arkansas Florida Georgia Hawaii Indiana Kentucky Louisiana Mississippi Ohio Texas Your v… https://t.co/7a11xlYVzH
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10/3
2020
It is. https://t.co/tWbDBCrcCj
10/2
2020
THIS SUNDAY OCTOBER 4TH 7PM CENCH WE'RE GOING SO HARD FOR @Bradshaw2020 WHO IS RUNNING FOR SENATE IN MY HOME STATE.… https://t.co/mso6rsjyaf
Retweeted by nick krollMy dude Jason Woliner directed BORAT 2! He is Top Six best humans on the planet! Jason, you done it again! https://t.co/KwxX97Uiti
Retweeted by nick krollHappy Raccoon Appreciation Day! @mulaney @ohhelloshow https://t.co/zg8rh72bJKThis is how a true patriot behaves...remember, @SenJohnMcCain was losing, and doing so gracefully with his nation’s… https://t.co/ykTFcTDOSD
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10/1
2020
Didn't know I could get debate coverage from the @nickkroll Show https://t.co/MC0N0QpxT6
Retweeted by nick krollStand back and stand by?I can’t tell whether snuggle tax is the only tax trump would be willing to pay or not. https://t.co/XhXkOujvUF
9/30
2020
Coffees on coffees on coffees @chelseaperetti #NationalCoffeeDay https://t.co/c8U4jtQ30c
9/29
2020
Holy moley. Maya Rudolph talking about prince before his New Years show in 1987. I believe Miles Davis played this… https://t.co/L6O8NhRc6dTHE WORLD IS HEALTHY, JOYOUS, AND THRIVING! https://t.co/v0xmSrSOui
Retweeted by nick krollYes. Trump is moving us in an authoritarian direction. But despair is not an option. We must take action to preserv… https://t.co/eDfwQEvqJk
Retweeted by nick krollDonated. Let’s flip this seat! https://t.co/N1stUVZWyaYo' momma's so stupid she installed a dictator thinkin' she was drainin' some damn swamp.
Retweeted by nick kroll"I know we lost a beautiful woman in Breonna ... we want justice no matter how long it takes." —LeBron James on th… https://t.co/hF7yxRX5Yc
Retweeted by nick krollVolunteering to reach out to people in swing states can make a huge difference in this election! Sign up here: https://t.co/gugtGzvflx @NesiahNoel @MayaRudolph It’s a delight!
9/25
2020
#tbt This lil thing on the right is now a senior in high school. And the baby is older too. https://t.co/F6JyYVk8zA
9/24
2020
@kberrybae @johnlevenstein Me too!If you are voting in PA, please read this article about "naked ballots" & how to make sure your vote will count. Us… https://t.co/iy0yjx4gbu
Retweeted by nick krollAmber is so so funny and just a delight of a person. So excited for her, us and her new show. @ambermruffin https://t.co/uehO1H8vjJ
9/22
2020
She touched my life and made it better. Just as she did for all of us her whole life long. Thank you, RBG. ❤️
Retweeted by nick krollIn the 70s I wrote a piece for MS. magazine on why men should support the ERA. A law professor fact-checked it and… https://t.co/i4Swu8Qn8c
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9/21
2020
This was going to be our acceptance speech if we had won the Emmy for best animated program. Alas, we did not win b… https://t.co/sGDA8Vq1p1👑👑 @MayaRudolph 👑👑 https://t.co/LXT1SHVg3F
Retweeted by nick krollTonight while playing one on one soccer with 9 year old son he tried to change the rules half way through the game.… https://t.co/9homwG06kf
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9/20
2020
@MsJuneDiane @paulscheer I’m in.
9/19
2020
Emmy #2 for the night!! Congrats to Abigail Balfe, Emily Jordan, Kurt Graver, and the teams at @hellosociallife &… https://t.co/7B0k2LmvMbMAYA!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/FuyYosm4hR
9/18
2020
#TBT In 2016, @mulaney & I scoured the earth for understudies for Oh Hello On Broadway and settled on 2 handsome up… https://t.co/q1tuRbnfSr @anthonyjeselnik I love Top Secret.
9/17
2020
Couldn’t stop thinking about making @GordonRamsay hash browns and scrambled eggs shirtless in an apron while he scr… https://t.co/ivbgKEtmV0The incredible Artie Gaffin, who stage managed @ohhelloshow, passed away 1 year ago. Today his estate is generously… https://t.co/R9SX62xXVD
9/13
2020
#TBT I love my accountant but sometimes he photobombs me and it makes me uncomfortable. https://t.co/8nCIwifor3
9/11
2020
RIP Fuddruckers, home of the greatest hamburger since 1979. @BigMouthAndrew and I passed on our love of the place t… https://t.co/I0AEGeiC7Q
9/9
2020
Beautiful full moon beneath Brooklyn Bridge today. https://t.co/vAwv2bd0BO
9/6
2020
#tbt Meet Burning Man Nick — his senses have never been more tickled, his balls have never been more dusty, and he’… https://t.co/CBFmH67X4w
9/3
2020
Gunter takes a dance troupe recruiting trip to Harlem Valley Homestead. 🐖 https://t.co/94XfvxLTZq @DeepakGeorge1 When I realized I had to start giving back to the city of Chicago.
9/2
2020
We need 250K poll workers so everyone gets a chance to vote on Election Day - no long lines or closed locations.… https://t.co/NUlfSYGA3O
9/1
2020
We like bike riding and stone fruits. But not stone fruits while bike riding because safety first. https://t.co/R9T0bwCucz
8/31
2020
Go to google. Type “Early vote” plus the name of your city/state. Make a plan right now to vote as early and sa… https://t.co/VusAyJ8eFj
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8/30
2020
Join me & @RepresentUS tomorrow August 30th @ 5pm PT/8pm ET to protect the 2020 elections! RSVP @… https://t.co/3Lf7nOx4Zi
8/29
2020
BREAKING: The NBA just announced that all basketball arenas will he turned into 2020 voting locations. Ample space… https://t.co/hq8N9gedh5
Retweeted by nick krollMe irl: Animated me: https://t.co/tJDH1XN5Wg
Retweeted by nick krollCongrats to @ayoedebiri! Ayo is already part of the @bigmouth family as a writer, and I’ve seen firsthand how deepl… https://t.co/0mphUNEWQM
8/28
2020
I commend the players on the @Bucks for standing up for what they believe in, coaches like @DocRivers, and the @NBAhttps://t.co/0mm0AlxZwr
Retweeted by nick kroll @davidchang But what if I want to die ASAP?!! @MrNishKumar Happy birthday Nish!!! I think you’re much funnier than john but we have know each other longer so tha… https://t.co/vGGcncKagC
8/27
2020
Happy birthday John. You are a real cutie then and now. @mulaney https://t.co/ofDPbU0PCi
8/26
2020
I finished I MAY DESTROY YOU and it destroyed me. For my money, it’s the best show of the year. @MichaelaCoel talks… https://t.co/5jL3jmpW65 @nlyonne I can’t believe you’re self writing your own roast jokes.
8/25
2020
Yesterday, Wisconsin police officers shot Jacob Blake in the back 7 times while his children watched. His family ha… https://t.co/38FnhTGV2F @Gabrus Was your dad a fan of the Three Stooges?
8/24
2020
#FBF to my silent film days. (Made with creepy deepfake AI!) https://t.co/g8kpkMLGzB
8/21
2020
Happy birthday Mark Levin!! Mark is a brilliant writer / director, a true leader that knows how to inspire the team… https://t.co/ilqsWhuMXOthis is impressive and important. thx for organizing @OfficialJLD https://t.co/ZMrvq9ZT7NGood things come to those who wait https://t.co/ZvapntoXj4
Retweeted by nick kroll @jimmykimmel I honestly think she meant jimmy fallon.
8/20
2020
Oh, Hello p’dcast producer @lmisitzis’s sphynx Varys does a killer Rick impression. https://t.co/8BunPlcJm0
8/19
2020
SEPTEMBER 18! #BecomingSeries #DisneyPlus https://t.co/asukEodNTnHAPPY BIRTHDAY Andy Samberg!! @thelonelyisland https://t.co/7caNmVmIyA
8/18
2020

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