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@maggierogers dancing with my friends to this album at Coachella 2019 is something I will always remember! @landonromano PROTECT LADY GAGA @thxmasvarra baby ready to see u on there @Nsampsonite *grabs chest* YESI can’t explain it but sometimes I just KNOW stuff @TTwerk15 badonk city @TTwerk15 I never knew what this is, but I have it on my phone charger 😂 https://t.co/8zKkvabWQmI hope it turns me gay! https://t.co/LU7RqIrxDx

endorphins fuckin’ rock

@mollieDB @ReadRob @notantonytran working in health care 💉 @ReadRob @notantonytran SUNDAY BABY @notantonytran oh that’s a given 🍈need to work on my arms more for my vaccine photo opI’m mostly excited for Drag Race just so we can talk about something other than Trump or Covid for an hourwhich of you queers is running this account? https://t.co/nsiwHaMhZn

@its_kelechi https://t.co/C4r78OofRk @its_kelechi BUT HERE I AM @its_kelechi putting the phone down helpsI’m so exhausted from lifeI didn’t know Kanye was Italian https://t.co/yNkk73h4gZ
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IMPEACHED AGAIN https://t.co/9Kxzkm5UYG @CAnder723 Not the KREAM I had in mind!was just introduced to KREAM. Holy shit I’m obsessed 🤩🕺🏻🎶

@notantonytran I’ll make an exceptionshe’s not wrong !! 🎡 https://t.co/sBozrVbFfoonce you have a baby, I get to unfriend/unfollow you @JHartMusic u heard me! 👃Azealia Banks is trending again... because she boiled her dead cat? https://t.co/OHiCN6MDUzI wish there was a smellogram for the way I smell rn I low key wish it was a candle scent I would buy this @maddyho7 @ladygaga @Oreo I couldn’t find them either! ☹️

https://t.co/quVbeH3mRFme recording a new podcast https://t.co/JrgnkWpnsLmy two moods https://t.co/OASG6pA3uV
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my new bike is so beautiful 🤩 🚲 https://t.co/564KjvjTpN/ イ (((ヽ ( ノ ￣Y \ | ( \ (. /) | ) ヽ ヽ ` ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) _ノ… https://t.co/Pq7NuHyBmo

Donald Trump is extremely unattractive in all areaswhy am I so fascinated by epoxy pouring videos 😩😂😂

accidentally used butt scrub on my face this morning and now my face is bright and smells like my ass 🥸

@eww_donald @imjustinrandallthey’re onto me https://t.co/SJw8vXWHyBthe police opened the fucking gates. https://t.co/HyDURXfoaB
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HOW TF??!!! https://t.co/dLobywmniC @parkernolan7 we can do a carpoolI’m ready to move to Chromatica. Who is with me?? 🪐 @AlanBrown91 ok truePICKED A BAD WEEK TO QUIT SMOKIN WEEDMY MUSIC ISN’T LOUD ENOUGH (EVEN AT FULL VOLUME)Kelly Loeffler is a turd, pass it on

@NicolieT HINDSIGHT IS 20/20 @GabeReali happy new year baby! 👽 @FupaLipa https://t.co/CsVnq8kKsl @edsaahu https://t.co/l8hMSftYcW @imelliotjones I’m not like the other gays 🤠I’m a hot coffee bitchIn divine timing 💫 https://t.co/sL6pN70Own
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Me: I’m gonna get in shape Me: *doesn’t eat for 8 hours* Me: *eats a whole pizza*
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new year, same mehow tf is Dick short for RichardFor real one of the highlights of 2020 for me https://t.co/4tiLRN1oXgHappy New Years, folks! I’ve got a bad feeling about climate change

I haven’t smoked a cigarette in one year!!! @iamBrandonZ Podcast!Some of the best advice I ever received was when my therapist told me to get a hobby. Life changing.

@WilliamLLott @natashaleggero @xtina “Yearly Departed” on Amazon 👽

@bronzeavery my tweets are meant to be read in my own voice 😌 @RuRuRunIt first person plural yes..... that’s the point of the tweetnational sports are weird bc people talk using the “we” tense like baby u are not on the team

But I still haven’t completed my resolutions from last New Years! @frxnkierae it isn’t everyday someone moves into a new house , Frankie

sometimes it bee like that https://t.co/T4rxRtQZrf

Did a fun podcast with @NICKTUMINO talking all things @xtina , the topic of “forever” and what does iconic really m… https://t.co/DqCu5n3DzK
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@KyleB018 Leave a positive review 🥸🤪 @KyleB018 ~*~*~*~*most*~*~*~*~TRAVELING FOR THE HOLIDAYS? LISTEN TO MY PODCAST. NEW EPISODES MOST MONDAYS LMAO 🌲 https://t.co/kY5RYL4pXAme showing up to work on Monday before holiday break https://t.co/SCCOC2c5bj

@thereidfeed woww that’s great. All we ever listened to was “Levels” by Avicii 🙄😂being in a fraternity in college https://t.co/BLVct78PwdTHE BEAUTY OF KACEY MUSGRAVES https://t.co/0Nav02fbH7

Me and @tyleroakley at any festival https://t.co/kYK9YXf29kOh you think masks look stupid? Have fun wearing your scarf, LOSER
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@CAnder723 Drag ME! @niallkavanagh tbh there is some truth to that @VINCINT_ bless your ears @koreykuhl it keeps changin’I was thinking about getting a fade and then I thought why?? Who’s gonna see it??cc: @koreykuhlI’ve been trying to perfect a fake laugh for years @JaredGelman my jeans told me their pronouns are he/hemorrhoid

@JaredGelman Those too!stools by far are the worst type of seating !!! @Vdrstar I KNEW U WOULD APPRECIATE 💀😂OMG I’M SORRY BUT THIS IS SO FUNNY 😆 https://t.co/FiZK39Sw6O

@JockJockGoose @edsaahu Wow I love that one 😂 @edsaahu Nailed itT.G.I.M.J.K.yep https://t.co/ipB7VFtwUB
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