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Writes for Slate, SELF, Vulture, ELLE, Catapult, The Guardian, and Christianity Today. Formerly of The Toast. Proud Utahn. 🏳️‍🌈 and Christian.

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Joined Twitter 10/27/10


@PunkinOnWheels I am sure you have read this but Captain Awkward has a really helpful thing about this, mostly gear… https://t.co/F2caKiVoxN
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @heyyoukid415 @merylkenny dyingMy kid walks everywhere like she’s about to inspect the troops & it is 10/10 hilarious https://t.co/4hwL7wJxSa
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @Nicole_Cliffe My great-great-great uncle basically did this after he divorced his third wife ("the gold-digger"): https://t.co/CufuH7P7Ro
Retweeted by Nicole CliffeAh, finally a piece of cursed jewelry that @Nicole_Cliffe will not be buying. https://t.co/CpxthN0DPc
Retweeted by Nicole CliffeThe mental side of injury recovery is just brutal. https://t.co/Jnv9D1BkPo
Retweeted by Nicole CliffeSansa content, because why not @Nicole_Cliffe https://t.co/MjZHjAL0gu
Retweeted by Nicole CliffeSeven years ago I was about to go into the hospital for detox after a really rough few years. I was scared and isol… https://t.co/BMmr2sR47c
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe“the amphetamines did what the amphetamines do / and she was chewing through her cheek at the National Zoo.” this n… https://t.co/lLHlEsm8kL
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffejust learned brian has a saved tea timer on his phone for ten minutes called "bitter tea for the irish woman" 😡
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @AndyRichter Sansa ate my driver’s license on her second day in my home. @PunkinOnWheels It’s fab @Nicole_Cliffe I love my dirtbag wains.
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @imjasondiamond this is my great great uncle. he invented the rubberized home plate. he was also maybe the worst pi… https://t.co/G6NOAx3uTp
Retweeted by Nicole CliffeAnti-vaxxers get so mad when an autistic person dares to challenge them LOL https://t.co/Eno4SKdO0i
Retweeted by Nicole CliffeHere’s me and my books! Buy THE WEDDING DATE, THE PROPOSAL, and THE WEDDING PARTY, and order ROYAL HOLIDAY (out 10/… https://t.co/hVeCIl8JDk
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe"I do not think White teachers enter the profession wanting to harm children of color, but they will hurt a child w… https://t.co/ITFciz05aT
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @choochoobear @billba Love them all the mostThe Prydain books were my first chapter books. I did a guest strip about them for @billba and Unshelved https://t.co/4W35FtBeJw
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @thebestjasmine @emmastraub I would accost w zero hesitation.In addition to drawing a boundary with a family member this week, I have also unsubscribed from fifteen stores’ ema… https://t.co/xg9VIVk1HN
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @PunkinOnWheels I am sure you have read this but Captain Awkward has a really helpful thing about this, mostly gear… https://t.co/F2caKiVoxN
8/25
2019
Ok, depressed babes. How do you get stuff done during bad spells? When you can’t focus, can’t think for any duratio… https://t.co/At9D9AT2f5
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @jourdayen By which I mean I really enjoyed it.I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday. I’m 54; it’s just a number. 🤟🏻🤟🏻… https://t.co/vEEHSSyPm7
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @vmochama how is he still alive, evenit is brave of rex murphy to admit that he's never read a book or talked to a woman. this is courage. https://t.co/VT1H3UhK71
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffespent the morning teaching my best friend eliza about the finer points of content creation https://t.co/FIDe3sVanr
Retweeted by Nicole CliffeEvery time I see an Asian person in public reading this book I feel terribly tempted to grab it & run away while ye… https://t.co/LFXTPLgjil
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffegerry: i don't LET the wains float in the sewers sarah: you've been floating in the sewers orla? orla: ay mammy it's class down there
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffetaking all the trans lads out to breakfast...the boys are getting French toast...the boys are making reservations a… https://t.co/laNSwSyLYF
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffei loved Derry Girls but can't believe it's taking two seasons for Pennywise to show up
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffestill watching 13RW for work, please don’t reply to my tweets about the show to tell me it’s bad. it’s a very obvio… https://t.co/E9huKjDBcN
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @jourdayen It’s so good! @ramen_girl__ @popelizbet Horrific, I’m so sorryI would be delighted to discover an older sister or brother so I keep trying to get him to spit in the 23andMe tube… https://t.co/rOqywI9QKfI'm sure he appreciates me re-upping this story on his birthday. He's very proud of it!(Please know it took him twenty years to figure out they had been using him as a stud horse, so if it takes you a f… https://t.co/pzLiYELWzh @anibundel @Nicole_Cliffe the script page is truly the best thing to come out of the entire series https://t.co/fmcZwlIHWu
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @Nicole_Cliffe We cracked the mom Fitbit code a while ago and she has spent many an evening fetching things for us… https://t.co/5ogMOuHlL9
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @Nicole_Cliffe I hope Wanda remembered her Fitbit for those trips up and down the stairs
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @VaGentlenerd Yes. Also he tells it at parties with a lot of enthusiasm.This is one of my fav stories about my dad, a real classic tale. https://t.co/OErZcDomC1She and her sisters will compete over who gets up to refill everyone's wine based on who doesn't have their steps f… https://t.co/QUhI1luRio @IceBergMama NO @Nicole_Cliffe Well, this was serendipitous https://t.co/T3FjIMOXAE
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @Nicole_Cliffe Dad: "I shall walk the earth UNTIL I DIE" You: "I give that 6-8 weeks at the outside"
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @_hillary BEEECAAUUUUSE...YOU'RE MIIIIINE @Nicole_Cliffe I love the Screamin’ Jay Hawkins version of “I Put a Worm on You”
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @KatharineLB If you're not getting digital credit for it it doesn't count. @Nicole_Cliffe Switched over to my new phone on an 8,000 steps day. ROBBED
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @Nicole_Cliffe My mom is the same. Any time she’s without her Fitbit, she fusses all day about her wasted steps. smh
Retweeted by Nicole CliffeHe told me he had never bought condoms before bc he got married in 1978 and I was like...stop talking, dad.Within a week he had called me and said "did you know how expensive condoms are???" and also put a worm on her as a… https://t.co/qTh5H2KJCx @KatharineLB At tremendous length.I offered to take a leave of absence from work and hike part of the Appalachian trail with him instead so he wouldn… https://t.co/tSyjLCIbwVYou may or may not remember that when my dad and mom split he decided he was going to "walk the earth" until he die… https://t.co/C7cF5ZaaoQAlso, today is his birthday, happy birthday to my fool dad.My stepmom and I are just...fit to be tied over it. He's being SUCH A FOOL.My 68 y/o dad has gained, like, 5-7 pounds from his HIP REPLACEMENT recovery and the fool is now eating only dinner… https://t.co/h8mPtMGgJfMy mom left her Fitbit at home by mistake one day last week and she is not over it. She feels ROBBED OF THOSE STEPS.Me when I see @Nicole_Cliffe has joined the Derry Girls fan club https://t.co/8wOgCz3dKX
Retweeted by Nicole CliffeI would die for any of these girls.https://t.co/q5Sla7J5yk @Nicole_Cliffe “Unfortunately this year I won’t be able to attend as I...despoise....the French.” is a thing I say… https://t.co/JgTXiw2rbT
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Retweeted by Nicole Cliffeupdate: OH MY WORD IT'S MARVELOUSWhen you tell young ballplayers about the foul line superstition. https://t.co/HGy11zdHZs
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Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @kvanaren and then, like, the writers being all "let's go with TELLING STORIES is the most important thing"penelope cruz in volver is making me want to grow my hair and reinvest in black kohl https://t.co/seCEgoXXdQ
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @LindsayLigature I literally think about it at 2am. @LabelleFrankie And that they would tell their other children to behave or they would wind up under the patio like Heather! FUCK. @kvanaren I'm still mad about Drogon burning the fucking Iron Throne, it was like being fucked in the ear by a metaphor. @alwayscoffee NEVER LEAVE THIS DOG'S SIDE @LindsayLigature @michelleaudrey_ She killed Charmaine!Trans girl hive: What got YOU through the scary early months? Let's make some recs for the ladies hiding in plain sight.
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffelmao you use the word “misogynoir” a few times and quickly become No Fun Bitch No. 1 https://t.co/Gidb4qkLN0
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @tvoti @midwestspitfire I think she would really like you.I’ve been snuggling my new little baby niece since Thursday... Time with my sister and this babe is everything I ne… https://t.co/zlx2x3XdvS
Retweeted by Nicole CliffeI think SO MUCH about how Boo immediately reacted w sympathy and concern and care for the boy who was poking pencil… https://t.co/N8EBX8Mm8o @jourdayen I always get the sense that people think you're going to break into their homes and throw out your offending DVDs.THAT BEING SAID, if the closed captioning is slightly out of sync with the dialogue I want to murder everyone in th… https://t.co/winjUsK9Krthey didn't put up the big numbers but they were just the worstI have closed captioning on for literally everything I watch and I go bananas when I visit people who don't! I just… https://t.co/iwoT6my6SJthis is a very very obvious thing but of all the terrible serial killers I think Fred and Rosemary West were the worst @Nicole_Cliffe They remind me of the MFK Fisher story of the lady on their cruise ship who handed the menu back to the waiter and said YES
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @grammar_girl @andishea1 You look ravishing!! @JorCru @AmandaRTubbs @wantstothrill @disaster_pod 2012, Dante’s Peak, The Day After Tomorrow, and Geostorm. Willin… https://t.co/9MLAUZ0wPSgracie never loves a toy more than when she has finally reduced it to a disgusting scrap of cloth https://t.co/Oi9MtK4tnr
Retweeted by Nicole CliffeExcited to go back to work next week and struggle not to answer any "did you do anything fun this weekend" queries… https://t.co/VaKWBxyrdw
Retweeted by Nicole CliffeOne of the absolute funniest things ever made. https://t.co/U2Jn6uqsTDHere's SPLC's background into #VDare's relationship with eugenicist John Tanton, who died in July (but not before h… https://t.co/0SVv2IiYcx
Retweeted by Nicole Cliffe @scarequotes @sarahmaclean They are!! @rogerthatbee Precisely. @melnickjeffrey1 I promise I will read it even if you don’t send me imported sour lemon drops.I’m trying to make the lemon drops last but they’re disappearing rapidly.[author of book on cultural legacies of Manson Family wants to do proper promotional work. feels confused. takes na… https://t.co/X5SY1CUCm8
Retweeted by Nicole CliffeI was sent these by ⁦@sarahmaclean⁩ with several of her books, everyone needs to up their standards. https://t.co/IWHhDGTeMTI love AITA on Reddit because it’s a hundred lil baby plot twists in one place. Posts are like “Am I the asshole fo… https://t.co/c4ScAfgmlm
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8/24
2019

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