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@RebeccaForstner @nleisten70 We put a wire cooling rack on the cookie sheet for maximum crispiness and usually have… https://t.co/aDZ41nJhDB @RebeccaForstner @nleisten70 Cook the bacon in the oven while you griddle the pancakes. Takes almost exactly half the time!Perspective! 🙌 https://t.co/L8cjcjOxzy
Retweeted by Nicole ClemensWhat everyone thinks their lives will suddenly be like after quarantine https://t.co/JjYRB1eaPG
Retweeted by Nicole ClemensI'm barely making it my Zoom meetings on time and one of my students is changing the freaking world one meal at a t… https://t.co/RfRTceusZh @DrErinB Ooh! This sounds right up my alley! @RBCaesar I mean, Pocahontas ain't no American history either. (I did make Ash google how old she was in real life… https://t.co/9GecXXjmecToday in homeschool: American history (Pocahontas on Disney+) Ancient history (Hercules on Disney+) Architecture (f… https://t.co/a7Q4Zup5Vf
4/2
2020
Today I Zoomed from 8 am until 3:30 with only a small quesadilla break during which I switched it up and answered e… https://t.co/65Srpdb7X0 @thedmorris But we can spell technological. So at least we have that going for us. @thedmorris 😬😭 https://t.co/kIRDJhdC5C
3/31
2020
@JarRobDay https://t.co/CemZkwkTco @OMoldauer 100% agree. Feels a lot like what it's like to be a US teacher in a deeply red state right now. It's… https://t.co/i5xQdUx2Jk @DrGitpaws An alarming number have already been relocated to my belly. 😬We're 53 minute in to official school at home. Things are great. Everything's great. (Send help) https://t.co/ADHUqBzPl6
3/30
2020
@poorlawyer My husband just told me I have nearly made up what I lost in income from my coaching job by not buying iced coffee every day. 😬 @amygym Carrot with maple cream cheese frosting. And chocolate with mocha buttercream. And she delivered to our p… https://t.co/CxCI0pxSuhListen. No one touches the cupcakes and we won't have any problems. OKAY? https://t.co/yNNQtiDoCA @liza_not_lisa A+ throwback reference https://t.co/PaV8L2Yo4UYou can't have pizza bagels for every meal! --Me, to Elliot while I help him open a new package of pizza bagels @hroethgar @Literature_Lady My nieces! Two of them are out of high school now! The youngest still sticks her tongue… https://t.co/YsqUEyjESc
3/29
2020
All day yesterday I thought it was Saturday. I woke up thinking today was Sunday. I have never been angrier at hav… https://t.co/ukjwW4BBy7 @Literature_Lady Liked it but didn't love it. But we were young and broke and had a baby so the budget wasn't much.… https://t.co/mrmkqq8e8QUpdate 1: Sill undefeated at Just Dance Update 2: Running out of people in this house willing to play Just Dance with mehey, does anyone else have a woman creeping around inside their wallpaper?
Retweeted by Nicole Clemens @TheZPoleZoo @TheBBSituation @hilarytina I've come back to this like five different times today trying to come up with my answer. 😬 @poorlawyer Men's 2016 Trials...Donnell places fourth and doesn't make the team. @TheZPoleZoo @TheBBSituation @hilarytina Biles Dawes Chow Okino Leanne Wong ASaq Based purely on nothing except… https://t.co/CFPgi5Ag5v
3/28
2020
@JaniceWyattRoss Mrs. Hart. She told me I should be a journalist.Today I discovered DogTV is a real channel. And they play doggy relaxation shows at night. So that's a thing that e… https://t.co/P4rVquLe2u
3/27
2020
@caitteach Same. On all counts. Hang in there!I've never used a lockdown browser situation before. I'm guessing an extension like, idk, Grammarly wouldn't work i… https://t.co/72GOp3GzQ2It's spring break. So I'm social distance grading from my backyard instead of my dining room. So fancy! So exotic! https://t.co/TfsIUo5FDu @triciaebarvia Is setting it on fire an appropriate revision strategy? https://t.co/VMvE4yltTgIs it just me or is anyone else shocked to learn just how many dishes a confined family goes through per day?
Retweeted by Nicole ClemensAsh updated the family calendar for April. 😭 https://t.co/O7vaTFQipj
3/26
2020
Happy hour vibes. https://t.co/l6LxQk1PMT @caitteach Our DISTRICT HR guy once told our new teachers they didn't have to worry about teaching kids because the… https://t.co/BKwyCTAgNW
3/25
2020
@little_bess11 https://t.co/WGE2IQG95L @mochamomma Welp. This is the thing that made me cry today. I'm keeping the streak alive. Tomorrow will be a week. 🤷🏼‍♀️😭None of us really knows what we’re doing. That’s ok.
Retweeted by Nicole ClemensIn Missouri, it’s easier to force a rape survivor into pregnancy than it is to ask a man to stay home and prevent t… https://t.co/XKje7vJyh2
Retweeted by Nicole Clemens @xbspacebabe Rand Paul would like a word. https://t.co/4iWOFdTCl4 @mmmcake @babyrabies The most crucial advice!
3/24
2020
@USAGym Like the guy in your group project who does nothing all week and tries to take credit at the end by talking… https://t.co/gelOr1nBOW @TheBBSituation Is it even possible for a 2021 gymnast to earn a spot through WC? Probably not, right? Letting 2021… https://t.co/UcVosLAyCWThe accuracy of this physically hurts. https://t.co/el9NvK4bDt @alysraismans Japan will still hold everyone to their "nope, sorry you weren't healthy in 2019; no Olympics for you" rules. Calling it now. @MeanestTA *former younger brother 😬 @themaddi829 Can confirm. Can also confirm you're gonna be okay.I’ve now been alive in six decades: The 1980s The 1990s The 2000s The 2010s The 2020s March
Retweeted by Nicole Clemens @poorlawyer I just want my tickets to be honored. (And secondly for it to still be in STL because I'm greedy.) @JoriKrulder @ClintSmithIII @DanezSmith23 https://t.co/TPP4kX1a4H @JoriKrulder @ClintSmithIII "Dinosaurs in the Hood" by @DanezSmith23 💯 @stumpteacher Codenames! I actually really love playing with my 10 & 14 yo kids. Also good for adult game nights… https://t.co/FsQBeJw3U8 @EllysiaBanks Thank you for the offer! I will stock up tomorrow when I have to go out to take a kid for a doctor's… https://t.co/m8DH332KB6 @NBCSports No NCAA gymnastics finals this year, but this rivalry still run deep. https://t.co/uWrj99Db1n
3/23
2020
@alixabeth Every flavor of premade iced coffee at HyVee. Literally moved produce to a cooler to make room in the fr… https://t.co/OPaDJykXUQ @Swilua Relatable. My post-concussion syndrome-d daughter cried when I told her to stop taking it. Then cried again… https://t.co/iqCq4j9ZcLThings it did not occur to me to stock up on for this moment: Dishwasher soap Trash bags Unrelatedly: OMG, stop m… https://t.co/CTfGSfPsUS @mr_Alsheimer https://t.co/3jagis0KH1
3/22
2020
Coronacation day 4, I think: Made Elliot cry because I wouldn't let him win at Just Dance. https://t.co/kj4pvHrumB @thedmorris I can neither confirm nor deny. https://t.co/uEyvyT76vCThis is life-giving to anyone who sings made up lyrics to 90s music in their head at all times. So...me https://t.co/nE2cm0awbCToday in our Coronacation, Elliot demanded we search "dank animal memes" on YouTube for an hour. https://t.co/5LvC29JC3hThings you can do while social distancing: - Self-reflect - Keep a journal - Study the wallpaper - Creep around -… https://t.co/KO9Y13XLyh
Retweeted by Nicole ClemensGas is $.99/gallon, none of my friends want to hang out with me, and all I really want to do is sit and read all my… https://t.co/i0DPJQPrig
Retweeted by Nicole Clemens @TheBabyGuyNYC Welcome! We are many, we meet in large open spaces a safe distance apart in groups of 9, but you got… https://t.co/kFJX6qYvTY @CBoom909 @jesstaylorprice It's Big Lotion. They're the silent puppet master here. Sure, soap and sanitizer are tak… https://t.co/3N1zV8C87f @MrTomRad I will die on this hill. https://t.co/3dgWSkNF3V
3/21
2020
@audreywatters That's...literally probably longer than they'd be in school normally?! Assuming they're not Zooming… https://t.co/zHNOCBnyKEThe at-home AP Exams this year will not include any multiple-choice questions, only free-response questions adapted… https://t.co/Dgmi037LNr
Retweeted by Nicole Clemens @teachisdrunk We've just been blaming our one friend with an Android. That will continue to be who we blame no matt… https://t.co/MA6NERK0bV @egrimsley @leannesbows @collegegymnews_ Broke a rib on a straight jump on beam. Grabbed the beam as a slipped off. 🤷🏼‍♀️Because of the challenges created by COVID-19, we’re developing a new at-home AP Exam option. Students will be able… https://t.co/TcBdKZQDoi
Retweeted by Nicole ClemensTo support AP students affected by school closures due to COVID-19, students and schools will have access to live A… https://t.co/wrJnbqpwP9
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3/20
2020
Hey. So funny story. I was so dang worried about all of my students having laptop chargers that I forgot to bring m… https://t.co/ghRNoI3sLsStudents: Read a book. And when you finish that one, read another one. No reading logs, no book reports. Ju… https://t.co/eugvn4FK9y
Retweeted by Nicole ClemensDay 1: Welcome to Clemens Isolation School, home of the Fighting Darkness. Our school song is "OMG, stop it before… https://t.co/zyZoZYPy5o @mrsjjee https://t.co/AmbgNslxMg @psatts3 @foucault_s @thephdstory I did an interview on a live morning show in another country recently. I wore a s… https://t.co/v219Fn2rPq @ashleymartin517 I thought I was handling it okay. Turns out I was lying. I was weepy all day. I hope we all have t… https://t.co/68XWPAKJe2My thoughts on the last day at school before we're closed for Covid-19. It sucked. And I cried. And they cried & l… https://t.co/Nx6bP5u4bKHi. Thanks for being my actual boss, @JacobSirna https://t.co/qjrlEGcYyTMy local news is the only bright part of a sad sad day. He ends live coverage of the presser for the first local Co… https://t.co/CTjWrY3BpZ
3/18
2020
@yogithedog1 It was my Nana's! I love it! Perhaps we can start a chime/recorder band in our home this month...they're playing in the empty toilet paper aisle i'm scREAMING credit to @BonnievonDuyke #ShipsGoingDownhttps://t.co/XLdEvLxIQP
Retweeted by Nicole ClemensI would be HONORED! 😂😍 https://t.co/2bIhcrjydAThere are 16 people in this photograph https://t.co/tKDld4NOEE
Retweeted by Nicole ClemensHis music teacher sent this home to be ready for our learning at home. We're at Day -1 and I'm already ready to mov… https://t.co/qyVoO2xkWn
3/17
2020
@collegegymnews_ Yul's mom, Aly, and Rhonda.PROS OF QUARANTINE - you reduce the risk of spreading the virus to those who are more vulnerable to infection CONS… https://t.co/pFft9ZnIyK
Retweeted by Nicole ClemensI have a very generous actual late work policy. When kids ask if they can turn in stuff late I always remind them t… https://t.co/ZwwtW7q7AjHey #uberdriver people! My parents will probably have to Uber from the airport home to self-quarantine. They are ar… https://t.co/XXwXqyZN5I @ShanleySilvey Every adult in CPS when we get asked if we're going online yet: https://t.co/yUfX9hBACp @jswift98 @ShanleySilvey I probably find it more hilarious than I should that o can't even see Shanley's reply. 😂 https://t.co/m6F6go5oOfA4: I'm such a dang rule follower (military brat upbringing and all), but my human warrior response is to rock the… https://t.co/uAhL2Adm9T @JoriKrulder I haven't felt as connected to my students this year--even the ones that looped from Lang to Lit with… https://t.co/k8Zhbsw4UZBeen a while since I participated in an #aplitchat This one is a gut punch of what I need and what I'm struggling… https://t.co/Zeu3syek0aThis. Is. In.Sane. https://t.co/Kq3e4L4eEt
3/16
2020

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