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COINTELPRO 2020 @No_One_Who_Matt Langley, British Columbia

always right,occasionally funny

1,575 Following   84 Followers   3,097 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/22/17


sorry https://t.co/dsbUHCwAv9
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1/19
2021
@boring_as_heck *watching commercial break inbetween another show* god this is totally an snl skit your gonna be paying up @Ciel_Cicatrice @NorthernlionLP well you could be cool and cheer for the canucks and just be dissapointed in different ways
1/14
2021
@NorthernlionLP https://t.co/ai5ZEdXT4f @catholicdad420 his mind... @GarbageApe @GarlicCorgi 2 must there be
1/13
2021
@PierreVLeBrun getting mad at this guy and his team was an integral part of my childhood,stay healthy crow
1/9
2021
Radical Republicans are waging an insurrection against the United States Constitution and our democracy. The notion… https://t.co/mW9faSjzxx
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1/7
2021
@catholicdad420 holy shit THANK YOU
1/5
2021
@allsinnerssaint @CafeteriaJangle @Biptisms cohosts podcast with bean dad,defended him on twitter
1/4
2020
@sullyvx i agree,but atleast on my ps5 it crashes every 45 minutes to an hour @MatthewFerrari got her on the ropes,this is where you play hard to get
12/26
2020
@SAMOYEDCORE lmao of course he makes chad memes of himself https://t.co/x0WSyYhE1q
12/23
2020
@catholicdad420 https://t.co/dcZnoZr7t6 @sinistrl @abso_none @KnowN0thing1 pretty sure destiny has never done anything with tyt,unless your talking about h… https://t.co/04EjnNwM6O
12/14
2020
@normalohioguy militant stoners are bottom tier subculture @SamGrady4House glad shes focused on the pressing issues in america right now
12/11
2020
@bertovo bc’s the new california baybee
12/10
2020
@Ad_Inifinitum feed the beast modpack is 10X more complicated than any portion of us law
12/9
2020
@SurprisedFace @ThisWasMash @ThePlumLineGS @BernieSanders @HawleyMO the original replyer i think is saying that the… https://t.co/Mfe2ZmwYDW
12/8
2020
@nikoblock i had serious problems deleting the 500 tabs apple limited safari at on the phone
12/7
2020
@lostliddell @NorthernlionLP btw as someone who works at the local grocery store nl mentioned in one of those stories hes completly right
12/6
2020
@catholicdad420 ok computers also gotta be in the 4-5 platinum range to right? @normalohioguy repent
12/3
2020
@MatthewFerrari dont use spotify and havent listened to say so in like 3 months buts its probably still in my top 10-15 most played
12/2
2020
@generalslug if you start bragging about languages and your not like an actual polygot its over @LivPosting theres like 2 rules two comedy,be funny and dont explain the joke @icedoutomnitrix missing like eighteen checkpoints and failsafes in the brain @lunch_enjoyer why did bass pro feel the need to make miniluv
12/1
2020
@catholicdad420 look at the replies to that tweet if you wanna see as many depressed brazilians as the 7-1 gane @catholicdad420 most people can tell if anything is gonna happen in 25 minutes at most 2.5 hours @herraero @MatthewFerrari lol 4000 is the perfect small and arbitary number to make that tweet as funny as it could be
11/30
2020
@randygdub @MatthewFerrari yeah thats the strongest opinion i have on her @MatthewFerrari @randygdub slightly unrelated but if were talking about canadian right wingers lauren southern went to my high school lol @MatthewFerrari @randygdub please no
11/29
2020
hey @theJagmeetSingh -- wanna play some Among Us this Friday? I'm thinking around...4 PT/7 ET? @hasanthehun
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11/26
2020
hes actually laughing rn guys you can tell https://t.co/XA05Tl2J8B
11/24
2020
@RileyMiner i just got it to what games ya gonne get
11/18
2020
@lukeoneil47 i use money be green alot but i live in canada so i get confused looks from even people who understand the reference
11/16
2020
@catholicdad420 half of the likes on this are by two guys named colin who have identical politics which i find funny @catholicdad420 if he knows how to clean up after himself i have a cool new roomate
11/14
2020
@KreetzTristan @GarlicCorgi i promise its really funny if thats any motivation @POOPSCRUFFIN4U @spiritnght nope having sex is a lifelong commitement you cant go back on woops im catholic now
11/13
2020
@GarlicCorgi this really cracks me up for some reason
11/12
2020
@TheLaurenChen what are you 25,26?
11/8
2020
Lincoln Project Immediately Releases Series Of Ads Calling For Biden Impeachment https://t.co/UdqdsWIccW https://t.co/bB6XiQkRRF
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11/7
2020
@tom_on_here take your time 💗 its an important decisionhttps://t.co/QoM7cpLCzV https://t.co/7FFPcQRcep
11/5
2020
@catholicdad420 FUCK I FORGOT NOO @catholicdad420 jim carey snl and john mulaney are too mean for these people jeez i would hate to be around them
11/2
2020
@DNC_alt @LivPosting rule utilitarians be like
11/1
2020
@420deepthroat @marx_posts year trump was elected
10/31
2020
@ConnorSouthard the chad liberal weave through the parade vs virgin conservative plow through it
10/26
2020
@UkrSocialists god i love being in bc,people who wouldve guessed our capital was vancouver giving their bird brained analyis @dragonkisser420 @weedhitter is kazahkztan eastern european or central asian?
10/25
2020
@tom_on_here this is also true for vaping
10/23
2020
@RileyMiner one of my favourite teachers at school also worked with bc team canada and worked with carter hart for… https://t.co/6DiX4TVYZf
10/22
2020
https://t.co/BIluwCy0Aq
10/18
2020
@catholicdad420 had that phase in high school for a bit,then I listened to a beattles song other than yellow submarine
10/15
2020
the original NIN Hurt is superior to the Johnny Cash version. thank you
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10/13
2020
@thatcherdemko lol same it was like my first actual concert @thatcherdemko were you at the brock concert?
10/9
2020
@tom_on_here always tomorrow!
10/7
2020
@UkrSocialists @92toyotatercel @por_ous https://t.co/yQbjglGGZE this was it
10/5
2020
@ByYourLogic trump hated conde nast before it was cool
10/2
2020
@catholicdad420 bladee was stuck in my head during my first sexual experience,i imagine im the only person in the world with that memory @RileyMiner wait actually 4,i always end up picking them up when the power goes out https://t.co/Tdn2qD6iui @RileyMiner had like a three volume boxset that i read through as a kid
10/1
2020
We had a successful delivery, mother and daughter both recovering and doing well!
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9/28
2020
@generalslug i have her muted,but me muting is literally useless cause i just click view no matter what anyways
9/24
2020
3:30 PM: hey 3:34 PM: u up? 3:36 PM: Where my hug at lol 3:36 PM: I'm just outside having a smoke. Thinking about v… https://t.co/qWcWvzlbDj
Retweeted by COINTELPRO 2020 @IllyBocean this the reason hes tense and nervous and cant relax?
9/23
2020
@catholicdad420 true https://t.co/JzpO43LlJq @KyleKulinski been my lockscreen ever since i saw it @sullyvx remembering when i got into taking way to much gravol to go to sleep everynighf @catholicdad420 as a teenager currently gettin no pussy,this must be true for all other teens so im with this girl
9/22
2020
@HarrisonQuinnO @Rob__Sly @justinboldaji high stress movie about large scale tax evasion @Halalcoholism David has been like pretty reasonable in most things he says in the past longwhile,not even a case w… https://t.co/B6U6fNAnu2 @catholicdad420 my moms canadianhope no ones actually suprised by this lmao https://t.co/gR2527LR9L
9/19
2020
@dangerousneil guy who stole a tank in san diego had a similar thing,apparently met god in the hole he had his “fri… https://t.co/unVNCwLcY7 @AllStarBacon ironically the thesis of another little known ledger flick brokeback mountain
9/18
2020
@ThomasL619 @rolyatkcinmai @ByYourLogic man someone shouldve thought that the eu would have the leverage in this si… https://t.co/0mE8KiWTOI @discordspies i hate my partner xD @sullyvx i could get 500 pretty easy,havent gotten one of the latter
9/17
2020
@AngryZoomer @nicolasnikas @UnnamedTwitt3r @IsBimbo @AwfulReddit check their account and its just 8 pages of r/pcma… https://t.co/ExzMwRr6og @sullyvx @goopydudest https://t.co/jyAyj256NE @shoe0nhead @uncledoomer your job is youtube lol @catholicdad420 got this confiscated yesterday https://t.co/SWTIKrLS7w @risingaction really hopes this doesnt go unsolved cause i wanna know the inner workings of a criminal organization… https://t.co/e9TUBKqOGu
9/16
2020
@sullyvx unsure how this social specimen got blown off with moves like thisit’s really charming when 60 year olds are dog shit at smoking weed but do it all the time and love it
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9/13
2020
@The_Trxth @thewendynerd @poolsadie @CNN damn you couldnt even read the headline in full lmaoCNN confirms that Gaige Grosskreutz doesn't have a felony record, was legally allowed to carry his licensed handgun… https://t.co/pTkgmCPaEo
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9/12
2020
@ThatOneMichaelJ @boxcar_michael @gloin_canglo @botfish @AnnDystopianFan @JimGaffigan “never try anything brave it… https://t.co/FfSpUJjt1J
9/11
2020
@CIAGoFundMe waking up at 3 pm so i can have a meal when i get up is good for me actuallythis guy is a college football player. You are using a Saiorse Ronan fan account to call him a virgin because he do… https://t.co/brYfNHND3c
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9/8
2020
@AwfulReddit @Drommels_YT “uhh your a f-f-fucking whore”
9/7
2020

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