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@JustInNotOut Thai teaLiterally the first date. https://t.co/PbdIFAEfSISo apparently I’ve been spelling raspberries wrong????What is Joe Biden’s plan to stop recipe bloggers from telling a long, unskippable, mostly unrelated childhood memor… https://t.co/vJJ8UNkCcp
Retweeted by i’m speaking“And the LORD regretted that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him to his heart.” ~Genesis 6:6 https://t.co/J11FL1hNQu
11/26
2020
dont text me “we need to talk” bc imma just reply “yea we do 😕” and now we both crying and throwing up
Retweeted by i’m speakingA bad bitch. The star of the thanksgiving table. https://t.co/W9YGpQJD2kI don’t think parents realize how much this behavior affects us. https://t.co/WLysvSuWA1Both are terrible but one is more familiar lol https://t.co/BquixgGtt5felt cute might distance myself from everyone idk
Retweeted by i’m speakingBody building exercises make me want to throw up 🤢 . I much more enjoy the CrossFit metcon pain.Made this one for a client! Before and after! https://t.co/3jigU0RQhn
Retweeted by i’m speakingI GOT IT!!!!! https://t.co/W3NWsWhn2p
Retweeted by i’m speakingY’all gonna stop slapping these ridiculous filters on Rihanna. I’m tired of it. https://t.co/fE8ZsyaUFGTo show off her bump, you weirdo https://t.co/8hi1Zvp5Ccshop with @MiaLueur 💕 https://t.co/20oUtAMOu3
Retweeted by i’m speakingExcuse me?? https://t.co/J4159MJfxO
Retweeted by i’m speakingY’all still drink Starbucks?? At your big ages?And then I don’t wear them 💀Earrings! I buy a pair from every country I go to. https://t.co/vH82pMXPbhI bought some body scrub on the support black owned business movement and the amount of fine glitter and bronzer sh… https://t.co/oEQlLSxlgIThis is a baked macaroni stan account
Retweeted by i’m speakingI literally fall asleep whenever I get my lashes or hair done. https://t.co/dMAdXz3NUdhttps://t.co/d7zn73jrkS https://t.co/Loa5NqiGTb
Retweeted by i’m speakingMe on Twitter vs me in real life https://t.co/PFGF3tpFS9When people are like "serious question, why don't marriages last like they used to" I literally have to walk away o… https://t.co/63umNjfr1P
Retweeted by i’m speakingtherapist: your feelings are valid me: what if i FEEL that they are invalid therapist: [scribbles "oh fuck" in her notes]
Retweeted by i’m speakingThe President of Disney Channel https://t.co/qx100mVmpq
Retweeted by i’m speakingwhite passing? where are they going?
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11/25
2020
liking men is a mental illness
Retweeted by i’m speakingIf a beautiful soul could cash app me crab leg money for dinner pleasseeeeeee😭 $Thailand0My favorite words from Jesus, "Leave her alone. Why are you bothering her?" (Mark 14:6). Speak up for someone.
Retweeted by i’m speakingmaybe tiktok is okay sometimes https://t.co/wu4MaJnpAV
Retweeted by i’m speaking💀💀 https://t.co/vmYqdWpk8BI had a waterbed growing up!! Absolutely loved rocking myself to sleep lol. https://t.co/LeqCLQ1H59Booked myself a hotel room for the weekend, bought myself sunflowers, drank my favorite wine, ate lobster and binge… https://t.co/1NngT2u5ld
Retweeted by i’m speakingNovember and February have consistently been the worst months out of the year for me. Like since 2010 lol. Just com… https://t.co/MHsJRb1pTcAnd be getting my heart broke every damn time. https://t.co/sIOjdYGl5dEvery time I tell someone that I don’t want to monetize my hobbies they look at me crazy. I deadass don’t think you… https://t.co/QompmWClro
Retweeted by i’m speakingGood. We don’t miss the lies. https://t.co/LSJqXhIYtn
11/24
2020
Fabian. #shotbyori https://t.co/j8Og8DhNZZ
Retweeted by i’m speakingSalad https://t.co/oAmzvRwgdVWeed is an expensive habit lol
Retweeted by i’m speaking😭😭 https://t.co/VCZ7cZx1DQThe tragedy of Adventist perfectionism is how deeply privileged it is. If your main concern that you need to addres… https://t.co/clZY38tM3X
Retweeted by i’m speakingOh my god?? Lmao https://t.co/y9TwQgoAtcThe only thing flat earthers have to fear.. is sphere itself
Retweeted by i’m speakingWho told you that lmao https://t.co/GprW6VpqnR
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11/23
2020
I owe myself an apology for all the shit i let slide
Retweeted by i’m speaking @dasgupz A mix between traditional thanksgiving food and trini food 😋Typically close to 30 and it’s gonna be 8 of us 🥺 https://t.co/9DEBXWDhDGA Cinderella Story will forever be that movie.This is perfect? Lol https://t.co/al2LX2yujThow’s she supposed to eat them from coach? https://t.co/GyvdrINA94
Retweeted by i’m speakinghttps://t.co/CsNqse9TVn https://t.co/NXqwQm8JPUHow come fine men are always fuck boys? 😩
Retweeted by i’m speakingWe’re awake, and you’re right. https://t.co/GvdAq0kWwl
Retweeted by i’m speaking#nofgm A thread what happens to the girls when they get married .
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11/22
2020
imma player a$$ b*tch and you knew it! 😛😛😛 https://t.co/8m17r27LLo
Retweeted by i’m speakingI love meg but I can barely listen to her music
Retweeted by i’m speakingSkin glowing https://t.co/pS7RgXl14QIt may be a little early, but Thanksgiving wouldn’t be the same without Wanda & Jamal. In 2016 they went viral whe… https://t.co/UPtoIl0gGh
Retweeted by i’m speakingwater drinkers only 💦 https://t.co/u4Dbh2KduH
Retweeted by i’m speakingI really made this. Wow. https://t.co/o6LsPgjw3w
Retweeted by i’m speakingThis man is beautiful https://t.co/5tIIJml5kyjojo 🤝 jordan peele get out
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11/21
2020
This is a very bold statement....but you may just be right. https://t.co/cUxVIFBCgVWe did it Joe. We made it to Friday.
Retweeted by i’m speaking @youngsarcasm_ I’m serious lmaooYes. Especially if you have a consistently negative thought pattern. https://t.co/em3BC6wp6g
Retweeted by i’m speakingCan you gaslight yourself?I don’t want to hear Body ever again. That hook is annoying as hell lolI don’t put anything past anyone.What is this lady ever even saying https://t.co/dt2j6nrTjJ💀💀 https://t.co/ue81nXmTs4 @laugh_track_nat What the hell?Why can't a stork come drop me off a puppy 🥺
Retweeted by i’m speakinghttps://t.co/l2pbKrtcdB https://t.co/j2fNh4HHZEIf they don’t play the Kanye verse, just turn it off rn
Retweeted by i’m speakingIt was delicious lmao https://t.co/jA9uXZuKv6Lmaoooooo😬😬That you think he’s fine https://t.co/ZXipHeMl0qI was teaching ethics & asked “If your married friend was cheating, do you tell?” 90% said No A lady yells “on… https://t.co/zbq8S7VZUB
Retweeted by i’m speakingI KNOW STACEY FUCKIN LYIN
Retweeted by i’m speakingThis is lowkey really disrespectful. https://t.co/3EZCACZtFW @rudegyalzeee 💀💀Let me know when it does 😴 https://t.co/T792tJZWcxI’d have to whoop her ass after this I’m sorry. https://t.co/Qr79tX8XM2Y’all make the most loving people never wanna love again.
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11/20
2020
if the pfizer vaccine is 90% effective and the moderna vaccine is 95% effective then just take both. 185% effective. covid's a goner.
Retweeted by i’m speakingThe way I immediately lose interest 😩(me when rashida jones is in something) that’s rashida jones
Retweeted by i’m speakingThey are lying to you. Lol https://t.co/NcN5NFzJvz
Retweeted by i’m speakinghow it began how its going https://t.co/nnZoGBuIFx
Retweeted by i’m speakingI don't take good pictures cause I got the kind of beauty that moves🍂 https://t.co/4Iilun7fff
Retweeted by i’m speakingAs long as you know https://t.co/GmZKnPgJCU @EmpressLaina GIRL WHAT ALKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSSKK A WHOLEE MEESSSSSSS https://t.co/9MFqrkZcEw
Retweeted by i’m speakingMy mom is actually like this lol https://t.co/IMe6SczQPI
11/19
2020

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