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@tkmtwit @academic_degn Where’d you hear that?I feel like this is a metaphor for the 2020 election. https://t.co/R0CN4UWA7ZOur country has been reduced to choosing which Abraham Simpson is going to run the free world in between naps.
9/30
2020
@RMFifthCircuit Nice example of the collateral damage of not having a robust economic loss rule. There shouldn’t ha… https://t.co/f9Yv1TzTAP @No2Tyranny @efton @Gretz090 @MtHoodSasquatch @NateSilver538 Not necessarily. @iggythelad @KyleVanPelt @RampCapitalLLC The President leads by example. None of us should pay! @Samsons_Jawbone @JohnnyRicoMI @vivathematadors He’s wrong.
9/29
2020
@FoxCapital1 @RyanDoherty47 I can blame the President of the US who knows full well the egregious loopholes he’s ta… https://t.co/RL3Y2BQIfT @MeanAnimals GRIZZLY MAN (2005)
Retweeted by nolawroundhere @TomGartner @UnionSquareGrp Why? @flipper_nipple @Brockman001 @Biden20202024 @kendallybrown Self-defeating, unrelated obstructionism (to briefings o… https://t.co/JKuMEVJQe3
9/28
2020
@flipper_nipple @Brockman001 @Biden20202024 @kendallybrown What is it you think they have the power to do, but aren’t doing it? @TheWolf6674 @TexasTechFB Every team continues to play after losses. That isn’t specific to TTU, or West Texas. But… https://t.co/xhNCP24Lit @Evan_G24 @vivathematadors Squib kick was dumb. Hands lineup was dumb (nobody puts a body on the recovering player)… https://t.co/HET7CbUpQM @vivathematadors @OldTakesExposed The special teams tweet hurts the most.
9/27
2020
Captain Barnacles is a cop don’t @ me @nategrant18 @BrianMHartman @edsbs Not during dance break you ain’t📺 NEW VIDEO Lindsey Graham is not going to want you to retweet this #LyingLindsey https://t.co/FgOdv0KZL6
Retweeted by nolawroundhere @AdamSinger @iam_preethi What is “it”? Banal sloganeering? I can make the statement true if I assume it’s a tautolo… https://t.co/UP67dXzmHX
9/26
2020
@Lawnguylander @edsbs Happy adults are the least of my concern. @helterscelzter @JillFilipovic The kids menu isn’t for the kids. It’s for the parents. @willbardwell @BrendanPorath @Carr4thecourse But who has the time for digging? @edsbs My fav part when a parent alerts parent twitter about childless people insulting parents https://t.co/gQYJfzg14Q @suz123nj @PictureTherapy @JillFilipovic https://t.co/Sr2VOeuyq4 @Theone2and3 @Elden1984 @ashleymoirDC @DBreban We can tell.
9/25
2020
Like many other well-adjusted and heavily armed Americans, I can't sleep at night for fear of a lanky unemployed ma… https://t.co/ceq7CAtnWM
Retweeted by nolawroundhere @Pyronaut_ @nichartley @BruceHalperin @BadLegalTakes I think the way it works is that you amend the part describing the amendment process. @passwordismt @theronluhn @BadLegalTakes AM I BEING DETAINED
9/23
2020
god my childhood really overprepared me for the possibility that people would accost me and offer me free drugs
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9/22
2020
Why does every photo of Jared Kushner look like he’s about to take the last slice of pizza https://t.co/6cmg2bdHDc
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9/20
2020
@GreggRuais @riScorpian @jkosseff @nickgillespie What split are you referring to? @timpplex @The_FloridaMan_ @NateSilver538 If the media speculated about coin flips, that would not be evidence that… https://t.co/Gto8dy8OP0 @timpplex @The_FloridaMan_ @NateSilver538 Are the physics of elections not understood...? People vote. Votes counted. Etc. @timpplex @NateSilver538 Coin flips are like that, too.Fun weighing in on this with @ralphmacchio https://t.co/F6snOnFdvd
Retweeted by nolawroundhere @CryptoVitamins @jwangARK @dbenyamin You tell us, twitter user.
9/17
2020
@TonyBurnetti @youyanggu @Kyle_Feldscher Which study is the .6-.7 based on? Here is the most recent estimate I’ve s… https://t.co/uPKnBGlZfC @Desi_Strayan @AmyAdarone @ClinChemMD @Kyle_Feldscher Antibodies fading does not mean reinfection is likely. It is… https://t.co/woM2dTPYfK @fritzcokid @Kyle_Feldscher This is not true. See: https://t.co/OtFblIUjYI @Mandiana_Jones @loghound @EmilSkandul @karlbykarlsmith @Kyle_Feldscher @kristin__wilson Epidemiologists don’t think the CFR is reliable.
9/16
2020
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9/14
2020
@P1DC @vivathematadors Coastal Carolina is FBS. HBU is not. And Kansas has scoreboard on us right now.
9/13
2020
@attorneydad Chief Justice Rose on Austin Court of Appeals. Republican appointee on a bluer court. Highly respected. @r3lik @AdamSinger @KrisSiegel https://t.co/piVu8SX3a3
9/10
2020
@JordynnJack @RachelGurvich I thought it held up. @paul_bryant @bamadavis14 @NateSilver538 @greenfield64 I doubt the 538 model incorporates “risk of foreign attack”.… https://t.co/LzwV2HUCYx @blankdave Ben from Full Throttle @blankdave Storm X Men Legends @blankdave There is no game that isn’t improved by this idea @blankdave The Blob and Magneto from X Men arcade game @blankdave The announcer from Smash TV @blankdave Peppy from Starfox.
9/9
2020
@AdamSinger Survivorship bias. If everyone puts in the effort, not everyone can get paid. Because websites (and pod… https://t.co/KSoYf7gfWY @FayeINtheUSA @AlanMWilkins Joyless Twitter destroyed super fun smoke signals. @McZehut @atheniandemos @TheMaShiKai @BadLegalTakes It’s not.
9/8
2020
IM CRYINGGGGG😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/hI7HyhySi7
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9/7
2020
A fan on Reddit carved this pipe for Arnold @Schwarzenegger’s birthday and then this happened: https://t.co/tOqwMUuhMZ
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9/4
2020
@donjuanw @TheStalwart @NateSilver538 538 does not conduct polls. His model was very close (within margin of error)… https://t.co/8pI6qcSokn @ReichlinMelnick @RMFifthCircuit Ejusdem generis only applies if it’s specific terms followed by general. So it app… https://t.co/zz3RAXhrwJJeff Bezos can't sleep until he puts his pajamazon
Retweeted by nolawroundhereLubbock, Texas never fails to take my breath away ✨🥰 https://t.co/eTMQrojpFf
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9/3
2020
@ColdFuentes @mturyn @grover_lou @OrinKerr @Popehat I think he’s probably referring to this: https://t.co/WwClHVFrjO
9/1
2020
@mfb83 Tails never fails! @PedroLaranjeir @Dreamz0103 @ToyaRochelle I wish more people in the US would see that it isn’t enough to spend mone… https://t.co/X9ylhcP5bs
8/31
2020
@PedroLaranjeir @Dreamz0103 @ToyaRochelle Re: education, the US spends more per student than most European countries.
8/30
2020
@lsepper @CamdenHutchison @brianlfrye @OrinKerr If a stranger is reading your draft, it’s published already. @PedroLaranjeir @Dreamz0103 @ToyaRochelle This is only true for EU citizens. If you are a citizen of a European cou… https://t.co/7n33Lydx2v @deedee_devine11 @VivanteFemme @KaiMonsterYu @ToyaRochelle This is only for extra payments above the amount due per month on the loan.
8/29
2020
@Garrett65445034 @PachecoTellez @APompliano Purchasing power only goes down if inflation outpaces price reductions… https://t.co/B8dUmLgnzD
8/28
2020
@JeffAHamilton Tetris Attack
8/27
2020
@cdanuloff @antoniogm Nobody is being abused. People are allowed to sell their data to surveillance companies. @allanholloway @joe_shipman @poorbengunn @nntaleb @JBerestycki Also including Newton and Einstein is a bit like say… https://t.co/nWI0WWXhs0 @allanholloway @joe_shipman @poorbengunn @nntaleb @JBerestycki Why mention Newton and Einstein except to appeal to… https://t.co/Ix99zSVhgR @poorbengunn @joe_shipman @nntaleb @JBerestycki I can’t tell if you’re trying to be funny but “well known” is anoth… https://t.co/CLf3pvg3Ch @SendAliensToMe @HollyAnderson *Jerry Watching Falwell jr
8/26
2020
Friday, August 28th! @CobraKaiSeries @netflix see ya at the new dojo #NoMercy 👊🏻 https://t.co/a022p3wyxg
Retweeted by nolawroundhere @EnriqueAnders18 @John13791702 @nntaleb @BallouxFrancois H1N1, Spanish Flu, etc. @mfb83 https://t.co/WcNuMWcFrcDaughter in room: mom dad I need help! Me: She will probably work this out on her own. Daughter, urgently: The p… https://t.co/rbWj0oDXNV @drdavidsamadi @RemindMe_OfThis in 74 days @drdavidsamadi @RemindMe_OfThis on November 4 @JuiceboxCA It didn’t do either. @MF_BernardSandr @Jason You think they’re so greedy they would rather throw it away than take a tax deductible char… https://t.co/NpsYi831hY @MF_BernardSandr @Jason Why do you think that is? @MF_BernardSandr @Jason Many grocery stores donate. There are a lot of reasons why they throw out food. Do you know… https://t.co/O5xOIJ9uwu
8/23
2020
@edsbs Unfollowing. @ethan_lavery @Fro_Tone @edsbs Too many ingredients. Firefly plus lemonade. @alex_kirshner I’d eat a mustard pop tart. You sure it ain’t gotta be skunk butthole? Yea but mustard’s bad too, I guess. @alex_kirshner https://t.co/bm5OtneNtM @zoewhittall Why would I drink water?
8/22
2020
the nba should have a senior league like the pga does with an age minimum of 40
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8/21
2020
@WilsonsFeet @AndrewYang Which study showed zero long term protection?
8/20
2020
@mfb83 @nureenv This conversation makes me bored.
8/19
2020
@CatosQuotes @ElectionLegal @nntaleb No they aren’t. https://t.co/hZgIIoXKCh.
8/16
2020
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Retweeted by nolawroundhere @WashingtonNFL KEEP IT AS WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM OR ELSE.
8/13
2020
@AWilliams850 @rabdaawg @PeteThamel Of course. They play a violent game.
8/12
2020
@JimGumm @Hookm36 @RedditCFB He said “title game”.If the Big Ten sits out Fall 2020, a National Championship without the most historic power conference will be suspe… https://t.co/9zb6t0Hvdv
Retweeted by nolawroundhere @dudeitsshoe @FeelingEuphoric Sir it does not sound like you in fact get it.
8/11
2020

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