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Tryna be the very best. Like no one ever was

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Joined Twitter 4/12/12


@CaucasianJames https://t.co/6NfBntKAMD @greattweetsam Perfect. @greattweetsam I want a Yelp-Esque review.Crazy how 4/20 fell on April 20th this yeari AM the problem https://t.co/SQUiOfpq9L @zbuchanan4 Me too honestly
4/20
2021
My mom’s started to learn how to take selfies and post them on Facebook. I’m starting to get worried that she’s gon… https://t.co/szFRxNjeYN @milkinhisbag Dude’s rockFirst cringe photo from my new studio apartment https://t.co/99MP6W5P23 @h3h3productions I’m just glad to know I wasn’t the biggest idiot in Columbus last night @lilsamsquanch66 Add a TW next time Sas. The people need one for content like this.Happy Founders Day @KappaSigmaTauMu Never change Tau Mau https://t.co/FNXcnc35Du
4/19
2021
And when Chittenden needed Neal most? He vanished. https://t.co/lOADm5EjHj @zch8_ Very rare W from Tik Tok boat guyOutlet shopping Expectations: Great deals on some spring/summer clothing Reality: Buying an autographed Josh Go… https://t.co/bd8iepJOo5This just uncovered itself from a deep distant part of my memory https://t.co/sju1HsmT1Wlaugh out loud. I’m so glad I didn’t have to work last night https://t.co/bbWlDF8ksp @Brendan_Quinn17 I felt like I wasted $50 and immediately saw Pete Davidson so I’m content
4/18
2021
?? https://t.co/K374VsRGhi @CaIebwithaC Pain
4/17
2021
@swag_pappy16 Paul Simon could never.“Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards.” -Rebecca BlackThe most entertaining outcome is the most likely
Retweeted by RIP Neal Defender of Leo’sLil Sas #2 in the game behind Druski https://t.co/kUlsI1Lrv9This is the best aging tweet I’ve ever had https://t.co/jjkjksgnvQ @vlittle_onion Needed thatMy life: 📉📉📉 My DogeCoin: 📈📈📈Studies are showing that I amMaybe, I AM the problem?
4/16
2021
I have more faith in #DogeCoin than I do Social Security @lilsamsquanch66 Why would Dr James do thishttps://t.co/hy409elxrX
4/15
2021
Constantly haunted by my worst enemy https://t.co/hBr3CMfHzTHaters said it couldn’t be done 🖕🏻Vibing https://t.co/2NlX3xZ6VF @degreatdelph It’s only fair @degreatdelph I don’t wanna beat you up :( only John Elway. @lilsamsquanch66 Lil Sas is getting to the bottom of the Denver Airport conspiracy @RosenbeckRyan Anything is possibleAnd Dogecoin 😼Casual reminder to every single Browns supporting female out there that I have season tickets (Row 2) in the Dawg P… https://t.co/t0ngDLcoadhttps://t.co/X0jh2QwTZF @degreatdelph But it’s one of the greatest comedies of all time?!Alright team lets hit 0.15 tomorrowDoge hit 0.11 https://t.co/6AwPX65aZf
4/14
2021
@Brad_Schultz21 @CalSaunders8 Today’s gonna be the day we hit 0.10. We’re manifesting it @CalSaunders8 Every Doge has its day.
4/13
2021
Everyone should watch this. https://t.co/7J51HZfAXW @mzisawesome At this point I’m expecting everything downhill to be an avalanche of sorts.https://t.co/0nz9BihBEsYou don’t know how happy I am that he’s back https://t.co/52ajhFiXyC
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4/12
2021
Happy pet day Mac and PC https://t.co/9IT27xLUut @ThatMitchMel When my schedule allows . I’ll be therePrincess Diana would’ve loved Hot OnesHappy birthday dad @ThatMitchMel
4/11
2021
@loreezy_ Last i checkedWhy can’t I be him? https://t.co/TwDlPJU6GzI’m 25 but my body feels like I’m 52 @lilsamsquanch66 https://t.co/1MES2B1clOI spent all my money on this hoodie and now you’re all subject to look at it at least once a weekDrip 💧 so hard 💪🏻 don’t stand too close ❌ you gon fuck around and drown 🏊‍♂️ off this wave! 🏄🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/ZrgpRNeUzKThink about this every day https://t.co/A0R2oBZUguThe only thing keeping me from deleting my Twitter is my desire to be here when Henry Kissinger dies.
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4/10
2021
🐐 🐐 🐐 https://t.co/jd5EFj16BQ @lilsamsquanch66 I hate it when this happensWhat the fuck does this mean Ben Shapiro? https://t.co/kgsKpWtCKJThey did surgery on a grape
4/9
2021
Babe wake up new Lil Sas just dropped https://t.co/9XQst3iAqLYou’re laughing? Uncle Rico peaked in high school football and never left his hometown reminiscing on what could’ve… https://t.co/HVZQNAtgTsNapoleon Dynamite is actually a deep look into the socioeconomic struggles of rural America and I’m tired of pretending it’s not @degreatdelph Just remember that playoff game :) it’s fine :)Justin Herbert didn’t throw 4 interceptions in the wild card round of the playoffs at home to the Cleveland Browns https://t.co/Y0zT6f4RdF
4/8
2021
It has come to my attention that it is national beer day so I will be celebrating accordingly. Logging off -AtNoLuckNealI found this vintage Puma Browns windbreaker from 1999 being sold by a former Browns/Buckeyes player’s daughter on… https://t.co/tJVSLr3yEu
4/7
2021
Mich Ultra was there for me when no one else was @MichelobULTRA I can always count on you Mich 💜At least 3 times a day since my wife left me https://t.co/xe0Q1RXG4a @milkinhisbag You’re hilarious 💜https://t.co/sw1hpdSOBf https://t.co/9nzbSvqc6G
4/6
2021
Adam Gase + Gregg Williams + Sam Darnold Anyone know where I can pre order my 2020 AFC championship tickets at MetLife Stadium?
Retweeted by RIP Neal Defender of Leo’sMonday’s are slow. Please come buy alcoholCome to @LeosOSU tonight and grab a @MichelobULTRA while I still ride this high https://t.co/MyZ4Jcr539I called and bitched and moaned and paid a lot of money but I got it. let’s goI will not be posting my covid vaccination card on social media because heroes don’t brag. I will not field any questions at this time
Retweeted by RIP Neal Defender of Leo’sYES YESGucci? Louis? Three Box Logo? Got damn! https://t.co/8Lwt2vmDhPI paid $50 to apply to live in an apartment for them to tell me I’m too poor 🤠 @CaucasianJames Every prayer on Kermit’s downfall only makes him stronger
4/5
2021
@CaucasianJames Hashtag Team JamesNobody’s having a happier Easter than Mac https://t.co/b2aNpztAfFHungover. Gonna go see my grandma. Happy Easter.Mom: “don’t get too drunk at this wedding and don’t be profane” Me, after realizing it’s an open bar https://t.co/bZPy5MTIbUI also have the sweetest mother. God Bless my mother.I just watched one of my best friends get married and god fucking damn I’m so blessed to have the group of friends I do.I love my friends so fucking muchThe wedding suddenly started smelling like 4Lokos and Black and Milds?Party doesn’t start until the DJ starts playing Hollywood Undead 💯
4/4
2021
POV: you've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles and they know they're far too powerful to ever be charged… https://t.co/RnWyFsWsO0
Retweeted by RIP Neal Defender of Leo’sIt’s wedding season my dude’s
4/3
2021

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