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hypothetical hockey player @normalguy1227 going ✈️ ohio university

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318 Following   173 Followers   1,069 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/25/14


in quar for realsies sksksksk
1/23
2021
RIP bamboo shrimp. he lived a half year longer than their max lifespan so it was his time https://t.co/GUVzMaVKmY
1/18
2021
ultimate “do i pass” test happening this weekend https://t.co/genAv4jSRx
1/15
2021
you think a gun is effective? wait till you hear about this https://t.co/wxwjeNA3ussick https://t.co/8JSlEKuh3s https://t.co/QrO3MDkEMM
1/14
2021
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1/11
2021
@Noah_SexBang sorry to hear brother 😔
1/8
2021
alright who’s ready to form the hypebeast rogue militia
1/6
2021
In 2021 can we all be nice to each other again. We’re all doing our best @bipboppin You’re not a fan of my food takes huhCall me a faggot but I love sauerkraut
1/1
2020
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12/31
2020
I’m in the Christmas spirit....
12/26
2020
@niiicpee Christmas carol....
12/25
2020
Lox Tuesday https://t.co/KloVHXKgXWI love when Ohio wins
12/22
2020
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12/20
2020
man at the wholesaler said “how’s it going at UPS?” not gonna recover from this https://t.co/rqMWzCWWXJ
12/17
2020
ayo new prized possession check https://t.co/FSGCcFCv5j
12/15
2020
*meditates for several years* I am a Bills fan now
12/14
2020
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12/9
2020
@niiicpee interesting. i’m taking notes @niiicpee is there a distinction between handsome and attractive cause all these guys look Sir Roided Jawline
12/8
2020
need me a midwestern shorty that says “bolth”
12/7
2020
is antinatalist. born anywaystore by carly rae jepsen is male manipulator music
12/3
2020
when i pop the big question to my significant other i think i’ll follow it up with a kiss
12/2
2020
@elastigo_gomez why are you hatingplease do yourself a favor and try a peanut butter n cranberry sauce sandwichboys see snow and decide to skip their night walk. men see snow and put their purse dog in their winter coat
12/1
2020
*checks privilege* idk it could use a minute or two more in the oven
11/30
2020
@bigstrongwoman Am I wrong though
11/27
2020
Alright fellas who wants my leftovers https://t.co/snOnjSvXauJust found out I’m part Irish what slurs can I say now
11/26
2020
Anyone got a Nintendo switch or automobile lying around
11/22
2020
One big book clubEvery day someone reads another five pages of the Obama memoir and tweets something from those 5 pages that pissed… https://t.co/ZXEMxdUvdb
11/21
2020
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11/19
2020
Be on the lookout for transgenders this week
11/18
2020
“I cannot see Karlie wearing it anywhere, honestly.” “Not even to dinner with the Kushners?” #ProjectRunway https://t.co/O9qJbrC2ZN
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11/17
2020
Kiss my homies https://t.co/TT0SzJ1GTM
11/16
2020
@funhaver1998 No way me too https://t.co/5I9tJp1Ke2 @whichoedipus I’m inhttps://t.co/VuESjrW6UR
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11/14
2020
Everyone sharing what celebrities they’ve been told they look like. I’ve been told I look like my ex and my brother nick
11/13
2020
I need to lock myself in a basement and make an album as good as steely Dan
11/12
2020
Frogs aren’t fans of the saudis ig https://t.co/Wq7Igp88IY
11/11
2020
Too many words on this app
11/9
2020
Betting on what the first material consequence of Biden’s admin will be and it’s definitely gonna be that I’ll be e… https://t.co/r5L2HYPSTw
11/8
2020
“Livetweet” ep 15 of cowboy bebop is fucking fantastic
11/6
2020
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11/4
2020
https://t.co/5mfssdslPj john prine Luddite and cottage core PROOFKicking off national sandwich day with egg salad https://t.co/OG9gubJOishttps://t.co/DFxAOQi76k
11/3
2020
hunchback https://t.co/EcG8as1LzO
Retweeted by hypothetical hockey player @bigstrongwoman Never mind the bill is fake everybody thanks for playingCharles Darwin fucked up when he made feeling nauseous and bloated a sign of being hungryHunchback is doing good and the chick that got scalped has grown into an adult with pin feather head. My rejects ❤️ https://t.co/IwAfxDNRAnThursday’s are for juicin’. Thursday’s are when I get juiced.
11/2
2020
@bigstrongwoman Get him down from there!
10/27
2020
I should’ve written Borat 2
10/26
2020
Women be explaining twilight lore to me
10/25
2020
Or it’s just the roids #JuicedUpSo Midwestern my midnight snack of choice is chicken salad @bigstrongwoman Everybody is saying this.
10/23
2020
I am a very happy man 🙂 https://t.co/4ZbMLXOi12
10/20
2020
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10/18
2020
Hey ladies...my cholesterol is really good and I have abnormally HIGH protein levels
10/14
2020
Realtors rock at seasonal marketing ploys https://t.co/g4DBkmfku0Ohio as space cavaliers fans as bodiesIntra-Ohio migration
10/13
2020
Magda Fyssa, whose son Pavlos was murdered by Golden Dawn Nazis and were found guilty today, left the courtroom and… https://t.co/Q71JGq8jzF
Retweeted by hypothetical hockey player @mathaiaus @inihelene Here's a video of the moment the court's decision was announced to the 15 000 people gathered… https://t.co/NNQ13EBZw4
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10/7
2020
My Saturday 5 pm moment is Rock n Roll by Gary Glitter coming on in the bus while the driver takes a bathroom break at Walmart
10/3
2020
This is a lesson for all you fellas out there: this ram had a field of potential lady friends but spent his days st… https://t.co/B1CpoocFYB @FKAReynolds Hats off to pickles with hash that’s genius
10/2
2020
Spelt float like this yesterday https://t.co/tlykAhP3GASocial media is all about sharing cool things with your friends and aquiantances @AsAWomanInSTEM Back on Twitter check. Back on Twitter to post birds check
10/1
2020
thinking about the time the mascot for the nuggets passed out https://t.co/a3xHbuBL1h
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9/28
2020
I feel like Ghislaine the way I like helicopters
9/27
2020
My dorm fridge being room temperature is the final straw I’m dropping
9/21
2020
Loot drop im late https://t.co/k7Oqxmua5q
9/20
2020
Naming my racehorse An Object In Motion Stays In Motion
9/18
2020
Yes I’m regressing my twitter to “school stinks” contentThey give us our “medicine” (having to learn) while they suppress our cures (going on a walk to listen to Chinese pop)
9/17
2020
Last night was a movie...ate a banana, made shrimp po boys, and watched borat
9/6
2020
@rbmelt But get this they have seltzer water at their meetings instead of flat water
9/2
2020
@svmalcolm Yuh they’re at my sisters farm northeast of Columbus @svmalcolm You betchaPokemon go to the polls https://t.co/On0dZuwD68Got a W this morning (first egg of my flock) https://t.co/rg08jJOOIVGirlfriend: who’s he texting? He’s probably cheating on me Boyfriend: https://t.co/ECFMrdMa5Q
9/1
2020
green 💚 https://t.co/mTzMPa77e4 https://t.co/xg4m4lVe67
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8/26
2020
My problems in high school were so complex. Now I eat one bad thing and think why do I even botherWait Biden and Obama know how to weld? Based. https://t.co/58wjURuFYK
8/22
2020
Been feeling like COVID-19 myself the way I kill people
8/21
2020
@rbmelt orange @AsAWomanInSTEM purple -_- @CarolineChid join the fun social media trend with green
8/18
2020

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