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I put the Adam in Nostradamus. Simply navigating the duality of life. [❤️🚫⚔️,🎤,🕺,🃏,🎲,🎴+💰,🎓+🤸,🔧,🍖≠🍽️,☮️=⛺,(🌎💧🔥🌬️)=⚖️,🇨🇳=🐲+🔥]

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You know what was funny about the NV Dem "forum" called 'First in the west'. Democratic party claims to be for the… https://t.co/TD5fTzctJnThat guy totally skipped a beat in #fartgate... ... Amateur. @ByMikeBaker Have they ever considered that the problem might be that it's South Dakota? https://t.co/nuODbxgDq7When did this clear backpack phase take off? Newsflash! No one wants to see your shit. End PSA.
11/19
2019
After all these years I always thought snowblowers were a modern mystery. That damn auger never appeared to turn f… https://t.co/Cxu3j65lE0Wonder if Boomer Esiason is now questioning everyone when they say: "Ok, Boomer." https://t.co/7LgErBaFvl @arturoelnegro_ Always wondered what those little holes on the top were for... 😂😂ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! My phone has IR and is also a remote control! I've ha… https://t.co/gEZnfmrKWIBREAKING! He Got Game II, finally released! https://t.co/qJKNWcMySy
11/18
2019
This is really my best tweet in a long time. It doesn't get any better than this...I'd take a man with a boot hat over the current asshat... https://t.co/dxAIT1D7WdI'm sorry, but I have no idea how the Conway's marriage works (or any couple) with different political beliefs. I… https://t.co/llGFj8GqHU @Bretontheradio Better carb up before running that marathon today. @Bretontheradio I always see your Vegas tweets the next day... Not sure about the "worst" places, but I know where… https://t.co/610ej5TNMY @Vasu He doesn't know who Ricky Bobby is... https://t.co/QwgjamQTHk @bugfrog Well I started reading his book a while back and remember a part where, as he was growing up, they got cir… https://t.co/O9NbliyaewPeople will shoot themselves in the foot and wonder why they are miserable. Weeeeeeeell... 💁
11/17
2019
@MarleCordeiro Would've been more awesome if he would've got out the passenger door to get his coffee. @MarleCordeiro I had a van that the window didn't work... Every time I went through the drive thru, that was me.… https://t.co/1sF5K8e3L0
11/16
2019
I think Andrew Yang will be great on Bernie or Warren's cabinet. https://t.co/WEsMu2DuPQThis goddamn socialism allowing these people to get letters in the mail and bussing them work... The audacity of it all.I just saved the country $900B a year. https://t.co/c47auMOUNaIn fact, why are we even paying for a military? We've got all these gung-ho gun rights advocates that are willing t… https://t.co/T6NAOCsKsaIf I were President everyone with a gun would be required to be in a WELL-REGULATED militia... ... cause I can fucking read.Think I had a dream where I mixed Terminator and Star Wars. I knew a part was coming and I was getting excited, th… https://t.co/ucWTzGo3gp
11/15
2019
I wish prime was $9/mo... It's $13 now. https://t.co/0k4PHcbsl2
11/14
2019
@unicorn @mitchellbyars @dailycamera @_aliwest @CUBoulder @CUBuffs @CUBuffsFootball @CUBuffsRalphie Though, you've… https://t.co/I5W3mUZnxO @unicorn @mitchellbyars @dailycamera @_aliwest @CUBoulder @CUBuffs @CUBuffsFootball @CUBuffsRalphie I remember grow… https://t.co/3s0FORQxj9 @unicorn @mitchellbyars @dailycamera @_aliwest @CUBoulder @CUBuffs @CUBuffsFootball @CUBuffsRalphie And to be fair,… https://t.co/WeVjcQzYFC @unicorn @mitchellbyars @dailycamera @_aliwest @CUBoulder @CUBuffs @CUBuffsFootball @CUBuffsRalphie I realize... It… https://t.co/Kq97MwVYo7 @mitchellbyars @unicorn @dailycamera @_aliwest @CUBoulder @CUBuffs @CUBuffsFootball @CUBuffsRalphie Eh, splitting h… https://t.co/khMuV9VQQGI'm guessing it's the same people who were wrong in 2016. https://t.co/Jx0RU0DhKb @MinaDianna @rheaamariaa Pisces: Hold my beer.
11/13
2019
Plant Fitness #ChangeABusuinessByOneLetter https://t.co/J7dOGFdx6O
11/12
2019
I think Sanders and Warren should just lock this thing down behind the scenes and run away with this MF. Either, S… https://t.co/KE5p4JiN3d
11/11
2019
There was a magician on the street eating potato chips and I said: "Look, it's a magician making potato chips disa… https://t.co/4viYnQyUqo
11/10
2019
Hey guys, I invented a wind turbine! https://t.co/k9OZibHUlKI just see a 3D model on a stick. Sure the wind can turn it, but with enough torque to generate significant power?… https://t.co/mMTZ8vIXAd @xlerb @ericmbudd @RideRTD @transitapp It's also no longer what seems as a one way ride from the airport, but a 24hr pass.I just dipped some 🍟 in mashed potatoes and it was pretty damn good... I don't know what's happening right now...I'm getting tired of these fothermuckin snakes on this fothermuckin plane.Not so much for the "Straight Outta..." Shirts, but the "Straight Outta Money" is pretty good.
11/9
2019
This person clearly has no idea what it's like growing up in poverty. This is the #WhitePrivilege people speak of.… https://t.co/pPgLE90VLdWhat's funny is that if someone other than me posted something like this it would get 200k RTsMy earbud case staring at me I'm the dark: https://t.co/TPyXTwnVaw @kenklippenstein @meganromer @NebraskaMegan Maybe they don't splurge and get that iPhone.
11/8
2019
I thought Halloween was over, but this is the scariest thing I've seen since: https://t.co/ydt08oPmSCMe looking in the mirror after a haircut and beard trim: https://t.co/RmnLatxtvjFor the new school crowd: https://t.co/3pqGVPxMkQWhen they asked Trump what his favorite Bible verse was, I knew I'd seen this before: https://t.co/D3p1pipwlVLove Bernie, but also think it would just be really awesome to see Trump being beat by a woman he's abused.PSA: Remember... scrap is just crap with an s.Oh, I see... Chastise and demonize the Green Party, but steal their policies, makes sense... #GreenNewDealhttps://t.co/2YomaLwPJHWait... I thought he was a Christian that reads his favorite book the Bible... You mean, he lied? 😱 https://t.co/2v3ClbQN3mIt amazes me that, in nearly 2020, someone who still wants something faxed isn't burned at the stake or stoned to death.
11/6
2019
Groping just comes naturally to some people... https://t.co/tumLUnoB5V
11/4
2019
I started to laugh like the Joker at the end of the Joker and I think the guy a few seats down from me nearly soiled himself.
11/3
2019
All I want for Christmas is a government that will fix the flustercluck that is I-25.
11/1
2019
I would prefer we just use social justice techniques as opposed to fines and fees. Parked illegally in a fire lane… https://t.co/zYdXsvtPCBIs this legit? I don't even know what to believe anymore. https://t.co/UFxaxZy3xR
10/28
2019
#StandYourGround law applies here, I think... https://t.co/mSGDW4l7NDAll this, while wearing a bulletproof vest. https://t.co/RJg14aNXYgWho thought it was a good idea for see through back packs and/or why would you ever use one? @LoHyrule I could post they same damn thing, of any viral tweet, and nothing would happen.
10/26
2019
Really @BurgerKing? Just for me? Clearly you know me so well, as I've been a vegetarian for 15 years. https://t.co/TITsi8CV1hThe bagel depends on the situation, but... Everything > Every other bagel, except with peanut butter. With PB: Ci… https://t.co/Zg9Eh4ZmKi @findlay_j @SayGerv Sometimes it's easier to overlook the obvious.Any time you have a Dem candidate that can potentially FLIP votes. That's a good thing.As I said before: Tulsi is the only Dem candidate that could bring both parties together. Exhibit A: https://t.co/PFGAE3K9YGI agree. Not only this, but if busses had their own lane and didn't have to fight traffic they'd be more appealing… https://t.co/tWNNDFCubW
10/25
2019
When someone asks me who my favorite football team is: Me: "Who's playing the Patriots?"I've did some recent audio work in restrooms and the Women's was always smaller than the Men's. Men have at least… https://t.co/fH0I307PdF"Who says money can't buy friends?" - Bill PulteI've never seen so much hype for a restaurant on #Survivor. Let alone Applebee's... For reals, how much did they pay you?... And you'll never know which direction it'll spin, until you look for it. https://t.co/kzU4g9S0aN @KyleClark Does this mean we're succeeding New Mexico to old Mexico?This bitch just complained about people smoking weed in public around her and gets off the bus and lights a cigarette. 😐 @gabbypascuzzi https://t.co/k2cH6dFhAT @Hot100P @tompsee @Bretontheradio Wouldn't surprise me if Trump claims he built it.Does this moron think Colorado is on the border? I'm still confused how a wall would benefit anywhere, let alone Co… https://t.co/aAR2Bkx4WJ
10/24
2019
It just occurred to me, in the future, we will have to explain to the younger generation what it was like to actually drive a car.
10/23
2019
Here @LindseyGrahamSC this is actually what lynching is in every sense of the word. To belittle it in this context… https://t.co/xNn7tRpwYiThere's all these "challenges" that go around, but what I'd like to see is a 'One sheet of toilet paper challenge.'… https://t.co/sEdDYrRV2KI'm sorry... All I can see is a broken LCD. https://t.co/Dy3UBtbse2
10/22
2019
Yeah hi, I'd like to order some sugar, on my sugar, on my sugar, on my sugar, on my sugar, on my sugar, on my sugar… https://t.co/jSzvQaZM6L
10/21
2019
100% that astronaut call with Trump was like cleaning the toilet for them. It's not something you want to do, but you have no choice.It seems Trump thought this was literally the first female spacewalk. He even says it that way. So glad they corr… https://t.co/JqZEWKGx0ZDon't call it a come back, they've been here for years. Seems like they are being used as political pawns.… https://t.co/MuoAawAw8KHey GUYS! Just thought I'd take a second to show you the Del Taco shirt I got from my imaginary Del Taco in CO, bec… https://t.co/LyWEZiAvBAClearly she had no clue as to who she was talking to. I literally go to Del Taco at least once a week in CO, if not… https://t.co/ReQN1TtneyWTF @DelTaco? I went to a Del Taco in Nevada & they stop serving breakfast at 11. I said: "In Colorado, they serv… https://t.co/Ud9S4yjC5dFor a brief moment last night, I looked at my phone and it said it was Friday and thought: "What the hell? Tomorrow… https://t.co/EdSOuJ2qDOAnd the reason there's no immediate video and this going instantly viral is because...? https://t.co/Vg9bgi3fjl
10/18
2019
cli·ché /klēˈSHā/ noun 1. a phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack of original thought. Example: A… https://t.co/e5ogE5gCJy
10/17
2019
It's 2019 and it blows my mind that people will still design a device that will obstruct the other wall outlet just… https://t.co/uuQLaMHJnwYou know what's funny? The Republicans created the far left Democrats by not being more flexible and less rigid.… https://t.co/8IuEYPOVp0White liberals: LISTEN👏🏼TO👏🏼WOMEN👏🏼OF👏🏼COLOR👏🏼 AOC: *endorses Bernie Sanders for President* White liberals: OK👏🏼E… https://t.co/gfAj3h5Fvw
Retweeted by NostrADAMus ☯️I don't care what people say about cargo pants/shorts... I use that shit and it has nothing to do with looks. @Twitter Can I tell you what I love about this tweet? Even Twitter doesn't use their own app, because they know ho… https://t.co/eC8G4I7FDlEver notice how, when liberals make something, it's actually pretty good and when conservatives do it, it looks lik… https://t.co/nu7zkgeZ3E
10/16
2019

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