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✊🏽🏳️‍🌈 I don’t HAVE to do anything but be black and die. Professional Inquiries: chris@notcapnamerica.com

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Retweeted by chris evanswhich caveman isn’t washing their legs in the shower?... https://t.co/rd5SZOKe5s
Retweeted by chris evansThey don’t have wash clothes and exfoliating sponges????? https://t.co/rVc7u8EKl6
Retweeted by chris evansI can't get over how dirty these mofos are, damn Gina! https://t.co/X4WPDv873s
Retweeted by chris evansI totally agree! https://t.co/0sWrsYk0ku
Retweeted by chris evansStill need my loofah tho 🔥😈 https://t.co/skef0iaIW3
Retweeted by chris evansPlease wash your legs and feet 😭 https://t.co/AoCis6Gj5s
Retweeted by chris evansI'm not even going to THINK about why so much brown stuff was rinsed off a person's BODY Having said that, do they… https://t.co/vjyPT14HGb
Retweeted by chris evans🚨 All y’all nasty MFers who claim you can’t wash your legs because it’s too hard to accomplish in the shower — this… https://t.co/BDUeQM1CMV
Retweeted by chris evans @ImtherealVee He always does thatPublic defender: I worked with Kamala Harris. She was the most progressive DA in California. https://t.co/MCh93c72x6
Retweeted by chris evansPublic defender: I worked with Kamala Harris. She was the most progressive DA in California. https://t.co/MCh93c72x6 @dilemmv I don’t know who they are but I have them blocked which suggests they’re Bernie adjacent @notcapnamerica No, but head a horror story about a dog that defecated on the floor and the Roomba spread it everyw… https://t.co/9i6IQwQ1EQ
Retweeted by chris evans @GregOstravich OMG 😳What is going on with Lakeith Stanfield???? I hope his family and friends are on their way to help him
Retweeted by chris evans @MissTallulah2 Ooh, I was looking at something similar that’s twice the priceWhat is going on with Lakeith Stanfield???? I hope his family and friends are on their way to help him @notcapnamerica Define: “Effective?” https://t.co/YMq9IxrKt7
Retweeted by chris evansAnyone with pets have a Roomba (or something similar)? Is it effective?
Retweeted by chris evansHalloween 2020 has started and I am here for this. https://t.co/gN82TUH5ct
Retweeted by chris evansDon’t do this. Some of us have reflexes like all get out. https://t.co/F5TqBpsu2O
Retweeted by chris evansSomebody’s kid about to get kicked in the face and I dare ya’ll to come at me. https://t.co/T9SbTNkoAq
Retweeted by chris evansAnyone with pets have a Roomba (or something similar)? Is it effective? @Seasherm I just wished him well and blockedWelp, I am asexual for sure now. https://t.co/IiSEJif9xg
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Retweeted by chris evansI’m seriously ready for 2020 to be over. https://t.co/MVEPM4NkXq
Retweeted by chris evanskill me now. 🤮🤮 https://t.co/dshLdHY5mM
Retweeted by chris evansYUCK. https://t.co/gsUTTPbcOK
Retweeted by chris evans @notcapnamerica I would like to be ejected from earth. https://t.co/tWeXo93PYH
Retweeted by chris evansKatey Sagal as Judy’s mom? YES! #DeadtoMe
Retweeted by chris evansWait did she have work done? Her face looks...different.Katey Sagal as Judy’s mom? YES! #DeadtoMeTrust and believe I WILL be calling to get a credit on my MF bill https://t.co/NBWg5oHJgP
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Retweeted by chris evansToo bad Bernie's giant ego is keeping him from dealing with the rampant racism in his own state. https://t.co/osNafwayAD
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Retweeted by chris evans @notcapnamerica I mean, I’d totally let Tim Ryan pound me so I guess I have no room to speak.
Retweeted by chris evansGreat. I’m blind now. Thanks, Chris. Hey, Siri, send tweet. https://t.co/51lC8H1aw5
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Retweeted by chris evansWhy does is seem like an awful lot of socialist women have severe unresolved daddy issues? Maybe that’s why they pu… https://t.co/JV5GLWOKfx
Retweeted by chris evans @notcapnamerica To get pounded by Bernie you’d have dress up like a shower door.
Retweeted by chris evansFUCKING DECEASED https://t.co/QzeZ6THnrd
Retweeted by chris evansBernie Sanders is a sociopathic monster. His plan for the convention is to have someone nominate HIM for President… https://t.co/7URXwBNFfB
Retweeted by chris evans @notcapnamerica He lucky it wasn’t my mom or my aunties. They throw shit
Retweeted by chris evansOH HELL NAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/MoDXo8Srvy
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Retweeted by chris evansDesperate Housewives, much? #DeadtoMe https://t.co/Q6x38xOIZ1
Retweeted by chris evansDead to Me has to be the best portrayal of a platonic female friendship since like....ever.
Retweeted by chris evansFUCKING DECEASED https://t.co/QzeZ6THnrdDesperate Housewives, much? #DeadtoMe https://t.co/Q6x38xOIZ1There was no need for this image, this late, Chris. It’s just cruel. https://t.co/ipyepiPzhF
Retweeted by chris evansDead to Me has to be the best portrayal of a platonic female friendship since like....ever.I can’ttttt - I have lost the ability to, Can Not. 😭 @notcapnamerica https://t.co/HZ32WSkfJj
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Retweeted by chris evans @EmmaVigeland Almost as hilarious as this 😂 https://t.co/ysScTsTecv
Retweeted by chris evans @EmmaVigeland One America Network News. The OANN. A fucking propaganda arm that believes Fox News is too liberal. A… https://t.co/Svali1FdHc
Retweeted by chris evansNo one deserves to be pounded by Bernie. The Geneva Conventions expressly prohibit Bernie poundings and other forms… https://t.co/lBkTLpOXln
Retweeted by chris evansThere is no equivalence between the parties https://t.co/zUdjGSLcO7
Retweeted by chris evans @notcapnamerica I hereby resign from humanity
Retweeted by chris evansMan, what?! https://t.co/3Vbw6VDubg
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Retweeted by chris evans @notcapnamerica My ovaries just poofed into smoke 💨
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Retweeted by chris evans @notcapnamerica That made me want to delete myself from this planet
Retweeted by chris evans @notcapnamerica ..... https://t.co/jFihuiCtjK
Retweeted by chris evans @notcapnamerica They have a brain sickness
Retweeted by chris evans @notcapnamerica I just threw up in my mouth reading that and my eyes are burning with the thick scent of hell
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Retweeted by chris evansI’m deleting my account from this app. https://t.co/vzzmkqIOnH
Retweeted by chris evansI’m deleting my account from this app. https://t.co/vzzmkqIOnHhttps://t.co/1gFYDy3gbv https://t.co/emmmHsuiwd @GiancarloC1985 Thats the problem. No competitionThis IS NOT good...#COVID19 https://t.co/tijj13UHPb
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Retweeted by chris evans @ResistsAj @SpeakerPelosi https://t.co/YQC1u4gxBv @notcapnamerica @SpeakerPelosi What is with the GOP and their meals? It's like they need to eat at taxpayer expense all day every day?
Retweeted by chris evans @notcapnamerica Spectrum is such crap. I hate them. They somehow can't change my email address where my bill gets s… https://t.co/artupWEy3C
Retweeted by chris evans“Oh my God....y’all need to cut that shit out. Gave a old bitch a heart attack” https://t.co/fLcxYsbAa5
Retweeted by chris evansTrust and believe I WILL be calling to get a credit on my MF bill https://t.co/NBWg5oHJgPSCREAMING https://t.co/7AvJWoPZSf
Retweeted by chris evansSCREAMING https://t.co/7AvJWoPZSfUm, what jobs? https://t.co/lbBt5A2dED
Retweeted by chris evansWhich is why you niggas need to vote 😂😭 I’m sick of our people ignoring their right https://t.co/XBFMlbOSzy
Retweeted by chris evansUm, what jobs? https://t.co/lbBt5A2dED“Oh my God....y’all need to cut that shit out. Gave a old bitch a heart attack” https://t.co/fLcxYsbAa5I bought sets of satin pajamas and I don’t regret it. Most comfortable things I’ve ever slept/lounged in. https://t.co/3vg94FrxFM
Retweeted by chris evansI bought sets of satin pajamas and I don’t regret it. Most comfortable things I’ve ever slept/lounged in. https://t.co/3vg94FrxFMNew cases in the last 72 hours https://t.co/dkkkyTnkHB
Retweeted by chris evans @PettyCoatsJunk @KekePalmer https://t.co/dXRB6d5rJr @lacadri34 They could, but they won’t. @notcapnamerica @SpeakerPelosi Nancy dumping the WHOLE pot of tea today
Retweeted by chris evansThus far I’m enjoying Perry Mason — but it seems like they should’ve just created a different series about a privat… https://t.co/t05xzTE6kL
Retweeted by chris evansWow! https://t.co/ULrlZoFehQ
Retweeted by chris evans @rundrew_ He’s a broken person who needs therapyLoveeee Lovee her!!!!! https://t.co/YKmPG0wiqT
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