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Joined Twitter 5/14/17


no one: christopher nolan: what if we gave benjamin button a gun
Retweeted by shark boy and lava lamp girl“spongebob” is incredible!
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1/16
2021
why am i being bullied in a walmart rn 😔 https://t.co/PrjeAMpMIg
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1/15
2021
@jfksafk Supgetting hot this year so I can finally get with the wigglesnormalise smoking weed!!!!!! everyone is always hating 🤢🥸🥶evanescence has the vocal style of punk but also really needing to go pee
1/14
2021
BREAKING NEWS: @AOC let me take you on a date to the spaghetti warehouse
Retweeted by shark boy and lava lamp girlcrazy that soulja boy turned his swag on and the world hasn’t been the same ever since
Retweeted by shark boy and lava lamp girl @sammynotfounddd https://t.co/Ty3XYWLnle @johnspriggz https://t.co/aXcMHHWD8F
1/13
2021
busy building a fan base https://t.co/mAheB5NPRLguys who reference the joe rogan podcast in daily conversation should get the vaccine last
1/12
2021
me logging onto twitter after having two drinks https://t.co/CZKjww1r4f
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1/10
2021
my body is not a temple it is an abandoned radio shack
1/9
2021
@Mufoo6 https://t.co/ZcBNSwkpeU
1/8
2021
all of this politics stuff is stressful...yikes! I’ve decided to redecorate my room instead. https://t.co/b4QALWLZwUhttps://t.co/34ZFxZErPD
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1/7
2021
@johnspriggz What if you’re into photography
1/6
2021
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1/5
2021
The sad thing about finishing Season 2 of The Boys is that I dont get to hear Billy Joel for another year
Retweeted by shark boy and lava lamp girlthey should make a Netflix movie about this https://t.co/PRszxnUeMp
1/4
2021
@JFamiliaa 1
1/3
2021
and you’re a virgin if you like phantom of the operaI’m cool because I’ve seen phantom thread but I’m an icon for how much I love phantom menace @ChaoticVagrant 🥺🥺It’s not fully a shower cry unless you’re hurdled on the floor of the tub asking “god” why he made a mistake
1/2
2020
@JayIsSoFunny69 https://t.co/nBUY6KxKfPmen love to say it’s a chicken or egg situation especially on podcastsLaura Dern? More like there she goes again, making me cry god dern it
12/31
2020
if i have a gun with one bullet and im in a room with mitch mcconnell and manny heffley i'm shooting myself
Retweeted by shark boy and lava lamp girljason sudeikis in the Mandalorian is a perfect opportunity for an ambitious crossover with horrible bosses
12/30
2020
if you skip through the sex parts in movies you’re really Mis En Scenes @feralgayvegan @ChaoticVagrant dude i love animal farm @takeiteasyjack Winn 🤝 @clebdotcom your tweets are the best you deserve it all! @femaleredhead life is getting me back for believing I might win a free Tesla. Pain😣justin biebers raccoons eating song trash 🤝 yummySomewhere out there the Cullens are playing baseball
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Retweeted by shark boy and lava lamp girlwhat do I do if I’m tired and should go to bed but I also hate myself @clebdotcom this is goodvanessa carlton: making my way downtown billy joel: 👀
Retweeted by shark boy and lava lamp girl @onemilliongecs If they are judging that song based on the amount of times the artist repeats one word, then yeah,… https://t.co/BKD4ll9fTzwe need close friends tweets
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12/29
2020
@porter_potty_ What about infps 😏😏 @sh3riffwoody hello I’m late to this weird gameMCU? No thanks. I prefer the Capitol One Universe https://t.co/wbUzVZBo3X
12/28
2020
no matter what your thoughts on ww84 are, without it we wouldn’t have gotten the celebrity imagine video this year.… https://t.co/d0bauHv3Hy
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12/27
2020
let your kids believe in santa! you’re 28 and still believe in 3 in 1 shampooI would probably gladly accept hell if it came with a free tote bag @johnspriggz https://t.co/4zLWVlGsgf
12/26
2020
pudding cool slapped me and spit in my face for listening to music for fun instead of studying experimental jazzI have watched little women (2019) 3 times in the past day @cashkuzi1 @jordan_the_dumb
12/25
2020
@whatdaFisupkyle supi’ve been chowing down on so much salt water taffy that my piss smells like willy wonka’s dirty ass factory
Retweeted by shark boy and lava lamp girl @JayIsSoFunny69 how is it so natural for you??? 😭😭😤
12/24
2020
the education system is messed up in this country I never learned how to wrap presentsin honor of supporting john mulaney I will be watching mulaney a 6th time through don’t textI GOT ACCEPTED INTO THE SCHOOL OF ROCK😭🎸he really only bought that homeless pigeon lady a cup of hot chocolate while he was livin large in nyc L M A O https://t.co/E2bKnZ4zYx
Retweeted by shark boy and lava lamp girlusing my $600 to mail nancy pelosi 60,000 spiders
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12/23
2020
what do you mean the McRib is $601a dating app for clumsy people called stumble
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12/22
2020
the name calling needs to stop in this country and it should start with lazy susanhttps://t.co/saetyp2UrNwhat are the people that post pictures of themselves reading by a lit candle doing rn
12/21
2020
@JayIsSoFunny69 It’s actually Christmas Eve 😐😏 @done_swagin69 stop it you don’t even have to try ❤️I have a photoshopped picture of me and danny devito in my hinge profile and this one guy said “I want you to danny de do me”
12/20
2020
the next stimulus will be in kohl’s cash @easilydown https://t.co/kb1qDFY87J @JayIsSoFunny69 you just don’t understandmad men implies the existence of calm men lmao jkhttps://t.co/dOXcqA9DZz @seventhexit ahaha sup 😳🙏top 3 baseball scenes in movies: 1. high school musical 2 2. twilight 3. chicken little
Retweeted by shark boy and lava lamp girlno job no plans no savings just rawdogging my future
Retweeted by shark boy and lava lamp girl @seventhexit this could be my name 😏 @seventhexit I don’t want to get cancelled just yet I need to get viral for being a dumbass first
12/19
2020
@itsdannyneary I could be your 13th🙏600 dollar stimulus check? More like 1 ps5 🙏Give the vaccine to Danny Devito, IMMEDIATELY.You'd think Glee would've done a musical episode.
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12/18
2020
if I have a crush on you that’s my business. it literally has nothing to do with you
Retweeted by shark boy and lava lamp girlReject Modernity Embrace Tradition https://t.co/WyBUPWhiMc
Retweeted by shark boy and lava lamp girlfirst base is sex and third base is fist bumping after finishing a New Yorker crossword puzzleAnyone want some ǝʞɐɔ ǝlddɐǝuıd?
Retweeted by shark boy and lava lamp girl @chickenstriip bro u said I was the director of the FBI 😐 @crocfanpage sup @chickenstriip am I even a mutual who knows
12/17
2020
@adamgreattweet I can’t put anything on my nightstand because it’s full of empty water cupsall men know is eat food while standing in the kitchen and compartmentalize
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12/16
2020
@done_swagin I’m trying :( I moved my plant cart next to my window
12/15
2020

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