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Paul Krueger @NotLikeFreddy Laws & Jealous, Cauliflowernia

I write puns not tragedies. Books: STEEL CROW SAGA and LAST CALL AT THE NIGHTSHADE LOUNGE. Comics: EIGHTY-SIXED. Podcast: @MythosManual. Rep: @dongwon. he/him

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has everyone just forgotten Chris Pang exists, or what https://t.co/QmNiWiRsPR @BrandonHoang_ "You were strong. You were brave. You were good. You mattered.""My name is Jake." https://t.co/wPntX8dnVI @SherpaWhale everyone knows it's a royal color far fewer people seem to know it's because of how many people died just to get it @JustNealon textiles? more like hextiles @crashwong your eggs, being cooked https://t.co/GRM6CYy57h @HadeerElsbai never before have i felt the desire to flex my Z-list celebrity in the form of a "do you know who i A… https://t.co/LL3MGFpKLV @melferburque Actually, yes! Right in the very back of the book, on the last page above the author bio @HadeerElsbai forgetting an Addie? seems pretty on-theme IMO (ps i'm insanely jealous) @ThisCJWilson We even have a whole idiom about how valuable a person's service and skill are relative to the amount… https://t.co/xwLcIo4aPg15. STEEL CROW SAGA by @NotLikeFreddy. Ever wanted to read a book that feels like an anime? Well, here you go!! Adv… https://t.co/o9FH0rwTo4
Retweeted by Paul Krueger @ItsDaniCarr Also, where do people think their armies' very handsome uniforms come from? What about the impressive… https://t.co/oHgRXmlPz8 @ItsDaniCarr people love to forget that sewing was a great way of secretly transmitting vital information, in part… https://t.co/qIvYbKsMJQFor every dramatic war fought over a succession, I can point you to a dozen conflicts that were fought over mundane… https://t.co/XRmrmpL6IMWars are expensive They only get funded when folks think they'll get a return on their investment All throughout… https://t.co/B1GH6Ac3gSA thing that kinda kills me about the disrespect sewing gets in fantasy is that a truly staggering amount of blood… https://t.co/PIC5vEcuhtWhen you finish reading SOMEBODY TOLD ME (or if you've read an ARC), greatly appreciated if you post your reviews o… https://t.co/5Ox9JBKriA
Retweeted by Paul Krueger5 things on my desk -my cat -a picture of the Mothman drinking a shot of malört -a tape dispenser that looks like… https://t.co/zpdIOj70Agme 15 minutes ago: they made an AIDS PSA with the Evangelion characters in Texas in the 90s? what, lol? that's amaz… https://t.co/z0al8mNVyU
Retweeted by Paul KruegerMonkfruit, best distinguished by its sweet flavor and its access to Flurry of Blows starting at lvl 1,The Tarot of the Divine: Inspired by Deities, Folklore, & Fairy Tales from Around the World By me, Yoshi Yoshitan… https://t.co/z6EnHWrFOD
Retweeted by Paul Krueger @bysunandchai @ThisCJWilson they wanted to STEAL the spice, not actually USE it @ThisCJWilson @bysunandchai no, this is my derisive summation of a white reviewer's opinion, which basically boiled… https://t.co/51ljvoDiUD"When informed that the peasants had no bread to eat, DeGeneres went on to remark–" https://t.co/cGz1sYnn7o @bysunandchai @ThisCJWilson "this worldbuilding burned my tongue :(" @liz_kerin Oh also, I'd recommend Sarah Kuhn's superheroine romance series, starting with HEROINE COMPLEX @liz_kerin you can't go wrong with Erin Morgenstern's THE STARLESS SEA or Alix Harrow's THE TEN THOUSAND DOORS OF JANUARYlisten. I hear you on your Jake Peraltas and your Ben Wyatts and your Patrick Brewers but did any of them grip the… https://t.co/MQxU7JL1gwBONDS OF BRASS by @skrutskie has SECRET ROYALTY, FAKE RELATIONSHIPS, BEST FRIENDS, BETRAYAL, and its emotionally d… https://t.co/TdOVz4ktro
Retweeted by Paul KruegerCastiel* *Kripke era only https://t.co/JKQgjmqe81my 18 month old came up to me this morning and asked, “mom, why are people spending their time in quarantine not le… https://t.co/q188iDdj0A
Retweeted by Paul KruegerSOMEBODY TOLD ME releases today! It's an honor to be the first trad pubbed YA book w/a bigender MC. To celebrate,… https://t.co/NZQvSDrVSo
Retweeted by Paul Krueger🎉🎉🎉THE BIGGEST HAPPIEST BOOK BIRTHDAY TO THREE AMAZING BOOKS OUT IN THE WORLD TODAY!!! Hooray for ARU SHAH AND THE… https://t.co/004oNEP7Ol
Retweeted by Paul Krueger @kylearringtonvo Metallurgy @CarpeMagica @Halftongue Maybe some versions have sriracha mayo, but typically the spice in spicy tuna rolls comes… https://t.co/8mn3kSPpsjtruth coming out of her well to shame mankind #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/5x9z3WDrsR
Retweeted by Paul Kruegerh/t to @SamSykesSwears, from whom I purloined this joke format lock, stock, and barrel https://t.co/larMbCAB1nI'm Heero Yuy and this is Jackass https://t.co/QElu9N9WUUdiaspora authors of color: [pour tons of time and effort into researching their own heritage to write a book] rea… https://t.co/ptBlzmPH3L
Retweeted by Paul Krueger @CarpeMagica @Halftongue Neither crab Rangoon nor spicy tuna rolls have chiles or curry in themI go by Pokémon rules, so Katara I mean, when you think about it, one thing all three other elements have in comm… https://t.co/6dyS8HE64G @erinmorgenstern this blanket is what they would wear to the circus @JosephBrassey I am honored to receive such tribute @_ElizabethMay I made some chili that my friends and girlfriend (we’re all isolating together) say is the single best batch I’ve ever cookedmrow https://t.co/c4a8QkfE08Today I made a Zoom background of myself accidentally walking in on myself in a Zoom meeting. https://t.co/Rl2AsjfZ7V
Retweeted by Paul KruegerPlease join me in feeling one million times better about all my failed seder plans this week. https://t.co/SfZMgEKSVS
Retweeted by Paul Kruegerliberals are going to end the year by naming “essential service workers” time’s people of the year but doing nothin… https://t.co/mXq4lMBvUP
Retweeted by Paul Krueger🚀✨BONDS OF BRASS is out today!✨🚀 I hope that my rowdy space boys give you the escape you need from all of this. It… https://t.co/3Gdd9vyCgV
Retweeted by Paul Krueger @skrutskie Duh dude You wrote a good book What am I supposed to do, NOT screech about it @mmurraypolitics Framing this as an issue of equivalent blame just demonstrates that you’re not a journalist equipp… https://t.co/pWovA7W2q0Is it? Some insight from my pen pal who is incarcerated: right now all 120 inmates who regularly work in the garmen… https://t.co/RR6t6FPsQu
Retweeted by Paul KruegerI have a starting idea, a vague notion of an emotional arc, and a theme I want to hit. But once I start writing, I… https://t.co/CGqUzNJcpSRUTHLESS GODS is out now! More blood! Too many eyes! An unconscionable amount of monster kissing! You can order i… https://t.co/VCVZlLSCVa
Retweeted by Paul KruegerHey Twitter, are you doing anything Tuesday night? Why not join me, @cblee_cblee, and @JessCluess at 9PM Eastern/6P… https://t.co/uGsdStmw9y
Retweeted by Paul KruegerHELLO HELLO!!!! I'm SO excited to reveal the UK cover for my adult science fiction debut SEVEN DEVILS, co-written w… https://t.co/hzKGraljJn
Retweeted by Paul KruegerAnd just like that, @skrutskie’s BONDS OF BRASS is out in the world! I dug it, and so will you (especially Wen)! Y… https://t.co/WEp6yi2zHlAs we see people dying at an accelerating rate due to capitalism maybe some people better understand part of why I… https://t.co/Xw4jPSKgZS
Retweeted by Paul KruegerI just cannot get over the fact that the universe has foisted upon us the perfect illustration of literally every f… https://t.co/HwyWCvGG2v
Retweeted by Paul KruegerWith everyone cooking at home nowadays, here is a brownie-making illustration. 🍫🥣🧒🏾 For the short story anthology O… https://t.co/AdXWA25DRy
Retweeted by Paul Krueger @ohjeffallen I'm actually disappointed in Shiv, or at least the writing behind her. She was a smart outsider in sea… https://t.co/QNO2C590Mi @ohcararara the paused strictly dumpling video in the background is how i know you took the photo @ohjeffallen I disagree; my read on the character is that he does genuinely want her, and not just for her name (th… https://t.co/Bz5gI5xcQ9SHIT Logan's smile, oh my godI love how at least once an episode, someone flat-out asks “why is Greg here”As I head into the finale of season 2, Roman remains my favorite Roy sibling because he’s the only one who’s honest… https://t.co/GnGHKC3t7lI still hate Tom but he deserves better than Shiv @Quincetessence Apparently???it's very rapidly becoming BREATH OF THE WILD https://t.co/DBsRJJFMXA
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2020
Our quarantine read today is Steel Crow Saga by @NotLikeFreddy @DelReyBooks https://t.co/5jgvIvZLrF
Retweeted by Paul Krueger @sqiouyilu but that's a chip, not bread @blipstress that feels like a level of irony that would be completely lost on him, even if we explained it point by pointimagine having to spend your whole life without knowing what food tastes like https://t.co/nWt5xqheSRjane austen understood that nothing is sexier than standing seven feet away from someone, making brief eye contact, and then going home
Retweeted by Paul Kruegertoday is mostly a wash creatively, but i wrote this line at least https://t.co/JMrUd9SzGs @cupcakeandy literally every protagonist of mine @crashwong and i will continue to drag myself, until i atone for a single misdeed deep in my pa--goddammit @crashwong -soft masc paired with steely femme -imposing person with glasses -person afflicted with deep self-loa… https://t.co/q6tFE6pP5nCovering COVID-19 like Ebola (thank you Jina) https://t.co/FuqFB0dCmj
Retweeted by Paul Krueger @robwhart i hate our cyberpunk future @americanamemes house 4, entirely on the strength of Porto's @thegabecole i am *checks calendar* three years early on this book anyway @thegabecole Yeah, I'm just gonna not stress about it and watch some cartoons @soapachu the piece was satire pat robertson fucking sucks and we should dunk on him at every available opportunit… https://t.co/honjeZiM2lsettled in to write for the day, only to find my brain's set the agenda for "No"Cover for Strange Horizons, online speculative fiction magazine, inspired by "Dem Bones" by Lavie Tidhar. View on A… https://t.co/9g7pbNxUmK
Retweeted by Paul Krueger.@cinelinx calls @skrutskie's BONDS OF BRASS "smartly written, bringing together a great deal of humor and wit thro… https://t.co/12XL1teYhB
Retweeted by Paul KruegerI am the Democrat running for U.S. Senate in Kentucky to defeat Mitch McConnell, and I emphatically support Medicare for All.
Retweeted by Paul Krueger @FondaJLee @mikechenwriter Sriracha also works!I want this, so bad, https://t.co/CEzb7QKrEUS2 @FeudFX pitch: Julianna Margulies v. Archie Panjabi
Retweeted by Paul Krueger @ghostfinder @ChuckWendig @alex_segura Unfortunately, driving long distances is a necessity in America unless you l… https://t.co/HlPg0lMyghDear friends: Sal and Gabi FIX the Universe--the sequel to Break the Universe--releases May 5. The early reviews ha… https://t.co/5bqKvkHw7l
Retweeted by Paul Krueger @FondaJLee It’s even better if you grill it IMO @FondaJLee I actually really like this sandwich! The sweet-sour-salty balance isn’t too far off from Thai food, esp… https://t.co/wtimMNdlcf👀👀👀 https://t.co/SDs3rdvJtR
Retweeted by Paul Kruegerdid you like jonathan strange but wish it were about the french revolution and british abolitionists and toussaint… https://t.co/xg0lHEb87T
Retweeted by Paul KruegerSend spam my regrets. I have the utmost regard for it, but longsilog needs me now https://t.co/gTIHeq8mdjMillennials living through their 2nd “once in a generation” economic collapse https://t.co/CSkTiwz0tB
Retweeted by Paul KruegerFeels like we are all in prison but the prison in Goodfellas where you can still make pasta
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