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Joined Twitter 9/21/15

How upset would you be if you were the other team and I saved this.... @RocketLeague #NotToday #fingerwag is served ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ #mediumrare #homemademashedpotatoes #quarantinemeals
@So_Many_Badgers WHY IS THIS MINE ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @ItsDoughBoyTV Just did this with my pancakes earlier....If โ€œturning the wrong burner on the stove onโ€ was a sport, Iโ€™d lead the league in most categories and be a first ballot Hall of Famer.
Ironically, on 7 January 2002 the number 1 song was.... "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ ain't worried bout anything that's not worried bout me ๐Ÿ’ฏGood morning yawl ๐Ÿ˜Œ @carrzi83 @LisaKell406 @Target Carrzi Iโ€™ll pay the $39 for you if it means you can get that postal job to be able tโ€ฆ many fake people out there๐Ÿ˜ท
Retweeted by Mike ๐ŸŒฎPeople really only be coming around when they want something from you ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ @tainopride1989 Trust me anybody can get these hands right nowadays little nasty Walmart dick germs ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Yes, he just finished washing his hands ๐Ÿ˜ŒI just observed watching a man straight up walk out a Walmart bathroom after peeing without washing his hands. Iโ€ฆ @TheBadMerc Im definitely a people watcher. Im gonna be the old guy in the mall just watching people do things whilโ€ฆ people are really desperate for attention/views and its just really funny to sit back and watch it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
Good morning โ˜€๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ distancing ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ
@antidrawss @mxrgoddess @antidrawss @mxrgoddess Thatโ€™s awesome. Canโ€™t wait to see ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ @antidrawss @mxrgoddess @TheBadMerc The way he lays cracks me up ๐Ÿ˜‚ @antidrawss @mxrgoddess Legit Iโ€™ll pay you for one ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ it looks awesome ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ @antidrawss @mxrgoddess Holy shit I want one ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ @Jehbrielle New season of RL tho ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ @DQMixer Happy birthday โค๏ธ๐ŸŽ‚Competitive Season 14 has officially begun! Rewards for Season 13 are being sent to eligible players over the nextโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Mike ๐ŸŒฎ @princesshylian Get a room ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฃ @TheBadMerc Blue boy โค๏ธ heโ€™s got one of my socks ๐Ÿงฆ๐Ÿคฃ in case you didnโ€™t think this tweet was funny, you can now go fuck yourself for free on #PornHubFreePremiumโ€ฆ you have to do is mail stool sample to: Nancy Pelosi 1236 Longworth H.O.B. Washington, DC 20515 phone: (202) 225-4965ALERT!!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!!! According to the CDC and State Department of Health they are encouraging everyone toโ€ฆ
A lot of people testing positive for not minding their own damn business ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @boldinghs @Jehbrielle @Bearichaun @RocketLeague THANK YOU ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ @Jehbrielle Iโ€™m a bot and just got to champ today so itโ€™s very likely lmao @boldinghs @Jehbrielle Pretty much already lost me ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ @L0WEFF0RT @RocketLeague I can teach you! Iโ€™m still trash though lol @Jehbrielle Ah shit man I thought you were talking about in the game. Still frustrating though. All more the reasโ€ฆ @Jehbrielle Wait bots?I know most of you donโ€™t play Rocket League, but itโ€™s my go to game when I wanna chill out and listen to music. Aโ€ฆ
@LisaKell406 I just wanted a place to put my dad jokes ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚All this streamer drama and Iโ€™m just laid back watching yโ€™all make this QuaranTEA ๐Ÿ˜
@MsYouniquee I got one from you. ๐Ÿ”ฅPeople out here still eating ass in 2020 but scared of a cough. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ @IAmMixey ๐ŸŽต You are not ready, I come thru all heavy Sick with these words - mics (Mikes) corona deadly ๐ŸŽต
On todayโ€™s episode of streamer twitter: Find out whoโ€™s insecure as fuck and complains about everything. Jesus yโ€™aโ€ฆ trying to quarantine and chill? No? How about hazmat and grill? #COVID19Iโ€™ve said the word โ€œquarantineโ€ more in this week alone than I have in my entire life combined.
Where was all these virus related school closings when I was in high school 12 years ago?! #SARS
@TheLadyWarden Honestly if you put a controller in between the hands it looks like someone is playing Xbox on an inโ€ฆ genuine friends on Mixer/Twitch is like opening a pack of 2 Starbursts and both of them end up being pink lemonade. @lovehilaryanne @Holiibaeee @EnYoReDCaT @Holiibaeee *plays Nickelbacks โ€œId Come For Youโ€* โ€œBy now you know that I'd come for you No one but you, yes, I'dโ€ฆ the world is about to end - Iโ€™ve got a confession to make. I listen to Nickelback ๐Ÿ˜ญ#MustacheMarchMike #dimpledassassin #halfmonthprogress @iMrsVoorhees Otterly interesting
@Karnage_Games @misskalypsoTV Congrats man!
Apparently marrying your cousin gives you immunity. Good job West Virginia. ๐Ÿ˜‚ irritates the living shit out of me how dumb people are by continuously sharing CLEARLY misguided info from artiโ€ฆ
What if this is really all just a real life hunger games and each country is its own district ๐Ÿ˜‚ @QZeraus ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ has been one hell of a ride for everyone and itโ€™s only March. @morgaiins
Imagine being 30 years old waking up at 6am laying in bed and sneeze twice... Just to pull a muscle in your back.โ€ฆ @misskalypsoTV ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธCoronavirus tip: Just wear a Dallas Cowboys jersey - you won't catch anything ๐Ÿคฃ
In Alabama, there is no reverse cowgirl. You donโ€™t dare turn your back on family! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Whatโ€™s the bigger outbreak? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Nothing says Happy Hump day like being woken up to your dog throwing up on your leg ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿคฎ
@QZeraus I got hella bars. Iโ€™ll drop one of these everyday ๐Ÿ˜‚Does anyone have some awesome friends to check out who stream on @Twitch? I'm still new and trying to meet new people :) Tag pleeeth?Rose are red Violets are blue I donโ€™t care if youโ€™re Mixer or Twitch Iโ€™ll come visit all of you โค๏ธ
Going LIVE right meow with a new game (to me at least) Join me in Wreckfest, a derby style racing game with lots oโ€ฆ @DanDangle3 @princesshylian I was thinking more of a BOB SAGETRenaming my dog from Blue to Pepperoni Dogfarts based on what he just did in my house ๐Ÿ˜ท
When you get third partied on @Fortniteโ€™m live yโ€™all! โค๏ธ
Tonightโ€™s stream will be starting at 6pm PST/9 EST. Be there or be square โค๏ธ @ItsDoughBoyTV Yes it does man. I miss that kid so much โค๏ธ28 more days until I get to see my youngin again ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Welcome to Twitter Where everyone is a doctor, has great advice, and becomes the dreaded evolved form of... (Inseโ€ฆ in about 20 minutes yโ€™all! Come hang out ๐Ÿ˜‹ Retweets appreciated โค๏ธ
@ninjabibbz It has its days. Iโ€™m getting worn out pretty quickly though. Iโ€™m not sure how much longer my body is goโ€ฆ @ninjabibbz Iโ€™m getting there. Itโ€™s always a continued process. I can only control what goes on with me.Thereโ€™s friends and then thereโ€™s acquaintances: Friends are those that support you as much as you support them - cโ€ฆ @princesshylianโ€™s dinner: Instant pot Honey BBQ Wings with Chili Cheese Tater tots. I be eating good ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿฝ
INSTA LEAVE - I hit shots on @RocketLeague sometimes ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‡ live in a society that has people more engaged in Twitter impressions than making their own.
@sheikahwolf Or upped the prices in fear of it spreading ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚38% of people in the US stopped drinking Coronas in fear of catching the Coronavirus according to a radio station pโ€ฆ @third_artifact Just followed you on Twitch just because you said pussy funk ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ @KingBaileyBomb @patstay You watch KOTD too???? @TheAsh3n @TightKidd Bro what??? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @EscaPlays That Homer Simpson one in the car eating the sub was the one I was gonna use but felt it was too suggestive for Twitter ๐Ÿ˜‚