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How upset would you be if you were the other team and I saved this.... @RocketLeague #NotToday #fingerwag https://t.co/kYk0PVBYTCDinner is served ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ #mediumrare #homemademashedpotatoes #quarantinemeals https://t.co/onGItGgMyr
3/29
2020
@So_Many_Badgers WHY IS THIS MINE ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/CN9HRmKCNM @ItsDoughBoyTV Just did this with my pancakes earlier....If โ€œturning the wrong burner on the stove onโ€ was a sport, Iโ€™d lead the league in most categories and be a first ballot Hall of Famer.
3/28
2020
Ironically, on 7 January 2002 the number 1 song was.... "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ https://t.co/78F2rx6uNxI ain't worried bout anything that's not worried bout me ๐Ÿ’ฏGood morning yawl ๐Ÿ˜Œ @carrzi83 @LisaKell406 @Target Carrzi Iโ€™ll pay the $39 for you if it means you can get that postal job to be able tโ€ฆ https://t.co/VHdqrVy9b7Too many fake people out there๐Ÿ˜ท
Retweeted by Mike ๐ŸŒฎPeople really only be coming around when they want something from you ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ @tainopride1989 Trust me anybody can get these hands right nowadays little nasty Walmart dick germs ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Yes, he just finished washing his hands ๐Ÿ˜ŒI just observed watching a man straight up walk out a Walmart bathroom after peeing without washing his hands. Iโ€ฆ https://t.co/TaH8wyixvp @TheBadMerc Im definitely a people watcher. Im gonna be the old guy in the mall just watching people do things whilโ€ฆ https://t.co/PsxnkFPBjrSome people are really desperate for attention/views and its just really funny to sit back and watch it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3/27
2020
Good morning โ˜€๏ธ https://t.co/ppBJB6FkJQ#SocialDistancing ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ https://t.co/ft4ClpmoThSocial distancing ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ https://t.co/S8vaLDmr8P
3/26
2020
@antidrawss @mxrgoddess https://t.co/EZ13NeqMrH @antidrawss @mxrgoddess Thatโ€™s awesome. Canโ€™t wait to see ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ @antidrawss @mxrgoddess https://t.co/aGvFmtdSCm @TheBadMerc The way he lays cracks me up ๐Ÿ˜‚ @antidrawss @mxrgoddess Legit Iโ€™ll pay you for one ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ it looks awesome ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ @antidrawss @mxrgoddess Holy shit I want one ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ @Jehbrielle New season of RL tho ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ @DQMixer Happy birthday โค๏ธ๐ŸŽ‚Competitive Season 14 has officially begun! Rewards for Season 13 are being sent to eligible players over the nextโ€ฆ https://t.co/mpdTCfcUmy
Retweeted by Mike ๐ŸŒฎ @princesshylian Get a room ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฃ @TheBadMerc Blue boy โค๏ธ heโ€™s got one of my socks ๐Ÿงฆ๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/gGM4D6Q38oJust in case you didnโ€™t think this tweet was funny, you can now go fuck yourself for free on #PornHubFreePremiumโ€ฆ https://t.co/D4ArGqvfMtAll you have to do is mail stool sample to: Nancy Pelosi 1236 Longworth H.O.B. Washington, DC 20515 phone: (202) 225-4965ALERT!!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!!! According to the CDC and State Department of Health they are encouraging everyone toโ€ฆ https://t.co/Vpae3Guvh0
3/25
2020
A lot of people testing positive for not minding their own damn business ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @boldinghs @Jehbrielle https://t.co/PcuyHXdJYo @Bearichaun @RocketLeague THANK YOU ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ @Jehbrielle Iโ€™m a bot and just got to champ today so itโ€™s very likely lmao @boldinghs @Jehbrielle Pretty much already lost me ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ @L0WEFF0RT @RocketLeague I can teach you! Iโ€™m still trash though lol @Jehbrielle Ah shit man I thought you were talking about in the game. Still frustrating though. All more the reasโ€ฆ https://t.co/p3K3cqYtvi @Jehbrielle Wait bots?I know most of you donโ€™t play Rocket League, but itโ€™s my go to game when I wanna chill out and listen to music. Aโ€ฆ https://t.co/pKuUqXrP6R
3/21
2020
@LisaKell406 I just wanted a place to put my dad jokes ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚All this streamer drama and Iโ€™m just laid back watching yโ€™all make this QuaranTEA ๐Ÿ˜
3/20
2020
@MsYouniquee I got one from you. ๐Ÿ”ฅPeople out here still eating ass in 2020 but scared of a cough. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ @IAmMixey ๐ŸŽต You are not ready, I come thru all heavy Sick with these words - mics (Mikes) corona deadly ๐ŸŽต
3/19
2020
On todayโ€™s episode of streamer twitter: Find out whoโ€™s insecure as fuck and complains about everything. Jesus yโ€™aโ€ฆ https://t.co/TITepZIk0GAnybody trying to quarantine and chill? No? How about hazmat and grill? #COVID19Iโ€™ve said the word โ€œquarantineโ€ more in this week alone than I have in my entire life combined.
3/18
2020
Where was all these virus related school closings when I was in high school 12 years ago?! #SARS
3/17
2020
@TheLadyWarden Honestly if you put a controller in between the hands it looks like someone is playing Xbox on an inโ€ฆ https://t.co/ERI5CD6Lw7Making genuine friends on Mixer/Twitch is like opening a pack of 2 Starbursts and both of them end up being pink lemonade. @lovehilaryanne https://t.co/UOv98blLWg @Holiibaeee https://t.co/aTid1VYOMj @EnYoReDCaT https://t.co/0EG3bBmfYt @Holiibaeee *plays Nickelbacks โ€œId Come For Youโ€* โ€œBy now you know that I'd come for you No one but you, yes, I'dโ€ฆ https://t.co/ZTHCYvng8NSince the world is about to end - Iโ€™ve got a confession to make. I listen to Nickelback ๐Ÿ˜ญ#MustacheMarchMike #dimpledassassin #halfmonthprogress https://t.co/a4buJX4NGo @iMrsVoorhees Otterly interesting
3/16
2020
@Karnage_Games @misskalypsoTV Congrats man!
3/15
2020
Apparently marrying your cousin gives you immunity. Good job West Virginia. ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/qYWN2saT22It irritates the living shit out of me how dumb people are by continuously sharing CLEARLY misguided info from artiโ€ฆ https://t.co/qGPqxC5RIF
3/14
2020
What if this is really all just a real life hunger games and each country is its own district ๐Ÿ˜‚ @QZeraus ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/LjezlMyNDq2020 has been one hell of a ride for everyone and itโ€™s only March. @morgaiins https://t.co/iDHZouhT6M
3/13
2020
Imagine being 30 years old waking up at 6am laying in bed and sneeze twice... Just to pull a muscle in your back.โ€ฆ https://t.co/6ZdJ0fp4Oy @misskalypsoTV ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธCoronavirus tip: Just wear a Dallas Cowboys jersey - you won't catch anything ๐Ÿคฃ
3/12
2020
In Alabama, there is no reverse cowgirl. You donโ€™t dare turn your back on family! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Whatโ€™s the bigger outbreak? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Nothing says Happy Hump day like being woken up to your dog throwing up on your leg ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿคฎ
3/11
2020
@QZeraus I got hella bars. Iโ€™ll drop one of these everyday ๐Ÿ˜‚Does anyone have some awesome friends to check out who stream on @Twitch? I'm still new and trying to meet new people :) Tag pleeeth?Rose are red Violets are blue I donโ€™t care if youโ€™re Mixer or Twitch Iโ€™ll come visit all of you โค๏ธ
3/10
2020
Going LIVE right meow with a new game (to me at least) Join me in Wreckfest, a derby style racing game with lots oโ€ฆ https://t.co/Qc3RQrI1nK @DanDangle3 @princesshylian I was thinking more of a BOB SAGETRenaming my dog from Blue to Pepperoni Dogfarts based on what he just did in my house ๐Ÿ˜ท
3/9
2020
When you get third partied on @Fortnite https://t.co/Awlq9xmNpFIโ€™m live yโ€™all! โค๏ธ https://t.co/GkXMEAWaft
3/7
2020
Tonightโ€™s stream will be starting at 6pm PST/9 EST. Be there or be square โค๏ธ https://t.co/L98V6HQh3Y @ItsDoughBoyTV Yes it does man. I miss that kid so much โค๏ธ28 more days until I get to see my youngin again ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/zXSFIPAdIN
3/6
2020
Welcome to Twitter Where everyone is a doctor, has great advice, and becomes the dreaded evolved form of... (Inseโ€ฆ https://t.co/1cq3I1tZsLStreaming in about 20 minutes yโ€™all! Come hang out ๐Ÿ˜‹ https://t.co/L98V6HQh3Y Retweets appreciated โค๏ธ
3/5
2020
@ninjabibbz It has its days. Iโ€™m getting worn out pretty quickly though. Iโ€™m not sure how much longer my body is goโ€ฆ https://t.co/YfJVHqjUW7 @ninjabibbz Iโ€™m getting there. Itโ€™s always a continued process. I can only control what goes on with me.Thereโ€™s friends and then thereโ€™s acquaintances: Friends are those that support you as much as you support them - cโ€ฆ https://t.co/LWQrq8jscF @princesshylian https://t.co/Io5wzqi2xPTonightโ€™s dinner: Instant pot Honey BBQ Wings with Chili Cheese Tater tots. I be eating good ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿฝ
3/4
2020
INSTA LEAVE - I hit shots on @RocketLeague sometimes ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‡ https://t.co/9UtJ6SUmKcWe live in a society that has people more engaged in Twitter impressions than making their own.
3/3
2020
@sheikahwolf Or upped the prices in fear of it spreading ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚38% of people in the US stopped drinking Coronas in fear of catching the Coronavirus according to a radio station pโ€ฆ https://t.co/3Rp7TODtYT @third_artifact Just followed you on Twitch just because you said pussy funk ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ @KingBaileyBomb @patstay You watch KOTD too???? @TheAsh3n @TightKidd Bro what??? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/8YziScaBAc @EscaPlays That Homer Simpson one in the car eating the sub was the one I was gonna use but felt it was too suggestive for Twitter ๐Ÿ˜‚
3/2
2020

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