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Award winning spooky story man. Lead Skins Writer @RiotGames. Also: Dream Daddy, The Nerdy Nummies Cookbook, Realms of Runeterra & BEST FRIEND FOREVER

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Joined Twitter 7/24/12


@IfyNwadiwe @ELEAGUETV @Twitch GET ITthey'll never accept us, charles. we are the superior species. use cerebro. find the other cats. together, we w… https://t.co/XiILtKnJWj @redditships when even the red flag has red flags @NECROMANClNG i do it all for you bella @missbonekitty i look like i’m being hunted by a murdererif you think this is awesome you should see me immediately attempt to escape any large social gatheringBRAIN: AAAAAAAA ME: could you please BRAIN: BRAIN: ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ
1/21
2020
@AnnaAkana @LaurynIpsum @MaggieLevin an aged mr peanut turns to his son on his deathbed, unclasping his gloved hand… https://t.co/saPl2cKjn7 @chibilola i knew that this was a test A TEST LOLA @AnnaAkana @MaggieLevin good and evil are shades of morality unknown to a creature such as mr peanut. mr peanut is… https://t.co/itiKzvSEcn @AnnaAkana @MaggieLevin mankind has never established the depths of depravity a single peanut will go. mr peanut ca… https://t.co/tuO3nhLeQw @chibilola i just downloaded the demo i am ready to final and also fantasy @kchironis ahhh, moon juice. juice from the moon @leslee_annsh u must ascend the holy mountain commune with birdfather @RyanVerniere 👀 @alexpgwoodward bb <3Alex is extremely good at dialogue and conversation heavy game narrative. I have worked with him and have nothing b… https://t.co/J0Nn0Y6shE
1/20
2020
@AConnorManning @omgchomp jermaine is infinitely powerful @muddaub @leilaclaire @msjennimiller i mean same @omgchomp you’re gonna be loaded when you visit the misty mountains @omgchomp how dare ume: i’m gonna draw a crab pill bug monster—what should it be eating? ⁦@notquitefrodo⁩ , immediately: a shipwreck th… https://t.co/07htHZscdb
Retweeted by idris elba tugboat dimension @crendor looking for a free, fun game @THEKarlaPacheco we’re both really good so i’m gonna say yes @THEKarlaPacheco people really underestimate how fast the turn hits @BangableGnome @AshleyEsqueda practice, lean on knowledgable mentors, and ship projects! you’ll improve at a crazy fast pace @omgchomp alyssa your love gives me power!!! @TheBlackNerd GET 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻 @kcthebrewer multi-award winning across multiple forms of media but WHO’S COUNTING NOT ME @NECROMANClNG god this tat fucking rules. i forgot how much this tat fucking rulesin two and a half years i went from “please god someone let me write for games” to giving talks around the world on… https://t.co/rX24LeLNHP @SamSykesSwears i will show u the greatest curry delights next time you’re in la @SamSykesSwears some call me curry boi @TheSugarVenom dead girlfriend is one of the most boring tropes in horror. there are so many more interesting things you can explore @TheSugarVenom @Kindlejack ron howard voice it was @Kindlejack SUNNY NO ITS A TRAP but also sunny yes lets do thisahhh, incredible hulk juice. the last time i enjoyed you i [redacted] out of an abalone shell and made peace with d… https://t.co/XeOnZS5I7r @omgchomp i do love vader tho
1/19
2020
@leilaclaire jared don’t touch that one it has SUPER DANDER, dander that is TEN TIMES THE POWER OF NORMAL DANDER @TheSugarVenom classic uh, writer syndrome @neonbath send me to the heaviside layer immediately thanks @bradsucks when everyone you know both owns and is bustopher jones @TheSugarVenom i was gonna say horniness and clinical depression but yours seems more optimisticME: i’m allergic to cats MY FRIENDS: what a coincidence i own ONE THOUSAND VERY HAIRY CATS ME: [struggling to bre… https://t.co/ei0DYB9qkn @devongiehl i love the manager in the pic tho. she knows what's up
1/18
2020
@David_Leavitt @sbichao @Target so angry i pissed myself at the healthy teeth display of my local target. called th… https://t.co/BT7qaeSCvH @MelonieMac lol you owned him so hard he pooped his pants @IfyNwadiwe oh god @urchin13 in thems the souls of programmers lost at launch @anicacoela “maybe you can ask them to stop telling people i did a total paint job in the greyhound bus bathroom” @anicacoela OOOOOF THIS IS SO BAD @Manzinat0r @redditships some real twists and turns in the poopsock post @amycake5 yes @JeffAHamilton they keep those in comms with @RKRigneyPRODUCER: jared i expect you to be a team player on this ME: i knew you was madPRODUCER: so bad news guys ME: don’t spill yer beans PRODUCER: we lost a week of dev time ME: DON’T SPILL YER BE… https://t.co/FIotmoafW0 @skywalkersmcu Cats was playing next door when I saw little women so Beth’s death was scored by Skimbleshanks
Retweeted by idris elba tugboat dimensionhibiscus mantis. 3/365 https://t.co/wmBYWQovJ4
Retweeted by idris elba tugboat dimension @LxFrancis honestly i’d rather he just die at this point like get eaten by a huge bird @ShinodaChan_ also bandito is absolutely still called bandito @ShinodaChan_ how dare reddit imply we would defile the good name of fiddle me timbers @BlondeNerd who would win in a fight goku or me, who is also gokui envy the sheer amount of free time one would need to be mad at You Are Goku™️a subset of dbz kakarot players are currently throwing a massive, puerile shit fit on twitter dot com because... th… https://t.co/7tA7C2BZvQ @callioperyder I LIVE AND DIE FOR STARCOLTFriends and supporters of @bffgame and @starcolthq, Due to some challenges in development, we are delaying the rel… https://t.co/zrEaJfZd13
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1/17
2020
@skipper @iGumdrop sloane you have to tell her about the blood sacrifices or it won't work @DanCasey HELLO MISTER GREYHOUND BUS DRIVER NOW WHO DID A TOTAL PAINT JOB IN THE BATHROOM @acarboni we can both wear them to a cats screening and people will believe you but not me @acarboni anthony this tweet is me every time we hang out in a group setting @nikkiblackcat i got laid when i lived on a sofa in a garage. war never changes @FacianeA oh way better. i’ll bop his account so hard @FacianeA he's got the accent though so he consistently beats me in duels @AlextricGuy man i’ll take what i can get at this point. at this rate we’re gonna see an entire carnival of sword twinks @Grunkey789 eh, she’s more part of a kitnobody is talking about how F!Byleth is the first female dlc character for smash ultimate. like... that’s kind of dope @neonbath weren’t no apples in that forest! applegate!! @JoeZieja can’t wait for claude to have an extremely brilliant abyss plan that involves saying “i have a very cleve… https://t.co/hSrGjMMayzdaniel radcliffe and i have a very similar plot arc https://t.co/PGJb5SQU25did bernie steal thy father's silver cup? find out TONIGHT on CNNWARREN: Must I hear the Devil wag his tongue in thy mouth?! BERNIE: It is they! WARREN: From my sight. BERNIE: Twas… https://t.co/NxhVKzfGTC
1/16
2020
@SpineEel hell yeahExperiencing depression in an open concept space with company subsidized beverage
Retweeted by idris elba tugboat dimensionall respect to the other creators but i saw that @Loserfruit was up for a fortnite skin and knew that all was right and just in the universe @AustinBedwell 😈 @prxncebubblegum i can only answer so much before release, sadly
1/15
2020
@prxncebubblegum she took it from fiddle, yes @NeburaART nope @InquisitiveTaco https://t.co/UYIMc4eNoRnot fiddle something else something beautiful and terrible in its joy https://t.co/QhQaHoq2PeFiddlesticks rework, but it is ganking other horror videogames https://t.co/tCL7H3585e
Retweeted by idris elba tugboat dimensionyou were the fools who let me in https://t.co/51lKYyd4hJa note to anyone lamenting the death of goofysticks: i welcome you... to clown countryNew Fiddlesticks info? TELL ME MORE: https://t.co/bj8gLSzHno (Also no new Narrative or VO stuff this time. Soon... soon...) @ParallaxStella classic minunDamn, I just got this fundraising email from @ewarren. This shit is getting vicious smdh https://t.co/Ewc34jolhy
Retweeted by idris elba tugboat dimension @RoguesGalleryX 😭 @neonbath 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 @neonbath bb i miss umy self worth is in the dumpster these days BUT i’ve been eating a lot of dragonfruit, which tastes like a pear tha… https://t.co/V4uEU3voms
1/14
2020

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