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🐬: the leftist existential garfield podcast your CIA handler won't shut up about. 🎬: M-F, 4PM @ https://t.co/V94XV72nUD πŸŽ™οΈ: https://t.co/2HrsuqgsOE

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The current admin lies plenty but this one really gets my goat. Asylum is a 100% legal process. https://t.co/JPNKRkdnIQ
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10/25
2020
My boss ended my assignment. The good - I finally let her have it about fat shamingπŸ’ͺ🏿 The bad - I have no income ex… https://t.co/3zsG3hWn4o
Retweeted by 🌩️🐬 Safe For Witches πŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ§ΉπŸŽƒThis is what β€œaccess” to healthcare looks like. https://t.co/XpWSFrqXfD
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Retweeted by 🌩️🐬 Safe For Witches πŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ§ΉπŸŽƒMy cousin is playing House of the Dead, give him a dollar or something idk. https://t.co/3aXOli8ObH @reachrachelkahn Kripke himself is probably too big for us but we can probably swing a staff writerSo excited to announce that the first three episodes of Hot Girl Agenda are now on Spotify for your listening pleas… https://t.co/0sjTpa8OVU
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10/24
2020
If you're a Zoomer who does activism/organizing, I would like to interview you for research! Email me at daso3742@c… https://t.co/968X0OZmoT
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10/23
2020
@VerminSuprememe voting for Bernie in 2016 vs. me writing in Vermin Supreme in 2020 for a free pony https://t.co/B0Rb0E2Ys1 @MSNBC this is the most vacuous, rules nerd bullshit give us fucking healthcare
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Retweeted by 🌩️🐬 Safe For Witches πŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ§ΉπŸŽƒI wish more of y'all could remember the days when Democrats would have done anything to stop Amy Coney Barrett Sad… https://t.co/t8J5xctYJJ
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10/22
2020
If you placed a bet on "a clean transfer of power under Donald Trump" you might want to call and see if you can still get that bet changedcapitalism innovated https://t.co/QuAHEXRLAs
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10/21
2020
This is right now. Get a move on! https://t.co/wKemXwGr6GUnder socialism the only industrial farming allowed will be weed farming
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10/20
2020
Meeting @IlhanMN was a special moment. I told her I planned to run for office + fight tirelessly [as she does] for… https://t.co/NcU47gkos0
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10/19
2020
@authorleslieNM @LastWeekTonight What...Imagine being a conservative politician in the UK and spending all day trying to come up with reasons to talk peopl… https://t.co/ciEAEp5TFT
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10/18
2020

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