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Tim Allen @ofctimallen City of Angels

Santa? Buzz Lightyear? The Tool Man? Mike Baxter? Hey, I’m still that wisecracking kid from the Midwest, looking for answers to life’s big questions.

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Second show added in Grand Rapids, MI for July 18, 2020. Tickets go on sale at 10am EST. https://t.co/jmQ1m69f9g
12/13
2019
Tickets on sale now for Grand Rapids, MI July 18, 2020 show! Grab your tickets! https://t.co/nm0ldS4yST
12/12
2019
Ok, so volume all the way up with ear buds in may not have been the wisest decision to watch this specific video...… https://t.co/812kj4vlk4
12/11
2019
Just left Golden Globes announcement presentation. Special to get to smile as I read nominee of my gifted TV daught… https://t.co/loe6NziK5e
12/9
2019
Shot an episode of #HomeImprovement here (s7ep1). Cast & crew fell in love with its beauty. Sad to hear about the s… https://t.co/rIX1sBGYsv
12/6
2019
See how running and a simple act of kindness can transform lives. Now streaming on Apple TV, Prime Video and Fanda… https://t.co/tzGOSzAFh6
12/5
2019
Happy humpday! What better way to spend a winter afternoon than a warm mug of cocoa and a quick update on the Vik?… https://t.co/iVH2nv9pcI
12/4
2019
I mentioned this book, “The Age of Austerity” by Thomas Byrne Edsall on my 11/25/19 appearance on THE VIEW. This pa… https://t.co/cBq3kpjOeR
12/3
2019
Gotta get one last work day in before the traditional day of shoving our faces full of sacrificial turkey and not-q… https://t.co/qeXJIgNaW3
11/27
2019
Very exciting! I wonder what wheels I chose........ #today #TakeAGuess #MillerWelds https://t.co/GdJOedlEhj
11/13
2019
Dark back here https://t.co/Iu75nOCAcqLooking thru the curtain https://t.co/qEARV9Akq5Vegas baby, trying a new phone with a kick butt camera we shall see. I will send a shot heading to stage.
11/9
2019
Last night Sunset Blvd show at Laff Factory was what is best about my stand up...I get such pleasure making the cro… https://t.co/49NIROsO9g
11/8
2019
Happy Humpday! https://t.co/abqvqziiXc I say this with all due respect; that is a nice looking rear end.. #Custom #Today #Supsension #Work
11/6
2019
Can't wait until next week when we get to see the rear end!!! https://t.co/as3LBAlPN1 #MillerWelds #Patience #Today
10/30
2019
did I see this on the world series??? Who knew.
10/25
2019
As promised... @8:43 Yes, I am incredibly tall. Well over 6 feet. I hunch so Bodie doesn't feel short because I am… https://t.co/eyec7DzaTm
10/23
2019
To Infinity and beyond! Bring home #ToyStory4 on Digital and Blu-ray today for the ultimate movie night. @toystory https://t.co/NYPJZdBCxKHappy #Humpday https://t.co/Ld94hfYEuO #Electric #today #SmallSpaces @BodieStroud
10/16
2019
Catch the award-winning documentary @skidrowmarathon TONIGHT for one night only in a theater near you. Tickets… https://t.co/YGkINeAkJc
10/14
2019
So very sad at Roberts passing, he was a gift to me personally and a emotional part of our show. Prayers and condol… https://t.co/cdGHDDuc2d
10/12
2019
Looking for a Friday night movie? Bring home Toy Story 4. It's now out on DVD & Blu-ray #ToyStory4 https://t.co/nG5y64sgS8
10/11
2019
If you want to see an inspiring film that addresses homelessness, incarceration, and addiction from a different ang… https://t.co/vrgBm6zOrw
10/10
2019
Great work takes time, patience and a lot of explaining... https://t.co/446IBS9Kvy #today #Build #CrossedWires #WorkIt #Custom
10/9
2019
#BEaMan. Get a prostate exam. Then #getapair of your friends to do the same. I’m challenging @tomhanks and… https://t.co/BSX2gGPwLR
10/8
2019
Looking forward to seeing those headlights take more shape. Something was missing in this video though... Loud bang… https://t.co/RGJH5ScPSQ
9/25
2019
TONIGHT! #JayLenosGarage at 10p ET on CNBC! @LenosGarage https://t.co/TH8BKWXRqY
9/18
2019
I was concerned there wouldn't be any hammering in this video... https://t.co/kTcGQmzZYa @BodieStroud #today #diy #oneofakind
9/11
2019
Scripts in hand. Look who’s back. Season 8 @jayleno @LastManStanding #LastManStanding https://t.co/xyVUgidfDaHappy Humpday! A little encouragement to get you through the rest of the week. A reminder that perfection takes tim… https://t.co/WFEHuOvL30
9/4
2019
Decided to leave a little gift for Bodie at the shop. Thought maybe seeing my face would encourage the guys to work… https://t.co/TcEIzGnKU2
8/30
2019
The build that keeps on going. Like the energizer bunny except with Tesla batteries..https://t.co/qEe0Gf02Owhttps://t.co/CvyuHD4KHp
8/28
2019
When the going gets tough, the tough keep going.. Keep up the good work! https://t.co/NwCwCEw09y #humpday #today #TakesAVillage
8/21
2019
Is it so wrong that I want to cuddle up to this pillow? Seeking therapy. Thank you @thenorthwest for the Buzz in… https://t.co/0QnEGVggdz
8/16
2019
Happy Humpday! https://t.co/91gAmMJQ0y #today #time @BodieStroud
8/14
2019
Love getting back together with my LMS family. Season 8 here we come! @LastManStanding #LastManStanding https://t.co/vhk0RQ20Ey
8/9
2019
He said it best, it's all the little details... To all the hard-working craftsmen/women and perfectionists out ther… https://t.co/BL59ctGzJA
8/7
2019
Ok now I am going to pace a bit.... https://t.co/Ewp8EufrHzCrazy cool room filling up....we sold out baby! https://t.co/RNhRbR5DlQActually Think I am lost looking for my stage here in Orlando https://t.co/Pp70QyKaPqGetting ready to do soundcheck for the show in Orlando. Feels like the Chevy has its eyes on me as I sign for these… https://t.co/2aoq0v97Ry
8/2
2019
What I like best about Bodie: 1- His attention to detail 2- His never-ending strive for perfection 3 - His affinity… https://t.co/dmfODUO18K
7/31
2019
Can't wait to turn the key and hear this bad boy Roar-- hum to life!! https://t.co/GHMwdl49Vb #Electrichttps://t.co/EiUAAGcVzW
7/24
2019
What cup do you use for your morning coffee? Here's some of my well loved, faded & cracked mugs... #SantaClausehttps://t.co/ATt6cJy6z5
7/15
2019
Nice gift someone gave me recently. Love memories of this show. #HomeImprovement #tooltime #binford https://t.co/V5UnhuqpnMVacation and small town post office window...laughed out loud https://t.co/3RyUVnCOBm
7/12
2019
Happy birthday Woody!@tomhanks https://t.co/WgsLZiRJj5
7/11
2019
Seeing this thing come together is very exciting. This is no ordinary build and that has been proven with every ste… https://t.co/Vg2Z44Z5dB
7/10
2019
Getting ready for the 4th. Please be responsible & safe. #safetyfirst #buzzlightyear #toystory #toystory4 #Disneyhttps://t.co/9UhBcP54jC
7/3
2019
It all started 24 years ago. #toystory #toystory4 #disney @toystory https://t.co/0C0J0pxK6C
7/1
2019
Unfortunately I’m missing this LA screening of the ORIGINAL #ToyStory this Friday, June 28 in support of… https://t.co/yb4fK5eUGM
6/27
2019
Who saw Toy Story 4 this weekend? How'd you like it? #toystory #toystory4 #Disney https://t.co/1npn2I3sIq
6/24
2019
Oops I meant Cincinnati On the road the dude gets confused backstage. Indy was last night.Beautiful sold out first show in Indy Damn nice room! https://t.co/ufR8rSY7iB
6/22
2019
Oops maybe these folks can see Toy Story 4 tomorrow..... https://t.co/KARkm9vIElFirst off the sold out shows here in the home of my favorite race...the 500! https://t.co/wH7V82QwZpFun night last night @baytheatremi opening of Toy Story 4. Thank you @Mattel for these Buzz dolls #mattel #Toystoyhttps://t.co/1Zl1bmTLDs
6/21
2019
Game day! Go USA! @FIFAWWC @FOXSports @USWNT #WorldCup #FIFAWWC https://t.co/wBqGlErGpM
6/20
2019
Oy, with the bulging and the bloating... I'm torn between slightly more modern wheels or staying true to the time p… https://t.co/aAAxMmXMC1Just a few more days! #toystory4 #toystory #Disney @toystory https://t.co/W79E3HTHKH
6/19
2019
Here's another from this Sunday in case you missed it https://t.co/05gPG41be2 #buzzlightyear #comedy #sobrietyhttps://t.co/Ly2BhX2vx9
6/18
2019
In case you missed this on Sunday https://t.co/WKgiJdSiYw @CBSSunday #Toystory4 #Dodge #HomeImprovement #LastManStanding
6/17
2019
@Trevorh32501088 @toystory Yes, we have "Toyed" with the idea for years @JFLOPHOTO @toystory @Pixar He is his own spaceship but I like your idea and now I will tell Buzz to ask for a spaceship. @percyweaslcy @toystory I look good in a space suit. #BuzzLightyear @BeebyIsaac @toystory It was really tough..that's all I will say. @Animated_Antic @toystory Some ad-libs of mine they used. “You are a sad, strangle little man…and you have my pity" @HHNDawg @toystory actually kinda sad as it feels like a big change is happening... @ThePixarPost @toystory His is authentic by nature. @JPandBeyond @toystory My favorite toy was my MoonBase station. Maybe I don't have the the correct name but it was a cool as heck moon base.From the Toy Story 4 premiere. Looking forward to hearing your reactions from the movie June 21st!… https://t.co/cWlFUPiaCm
6/14
2019
So much fun seeing the movie with an audience. Can't wait for you all to see it too on June 21st! #toystory4https://t.co/64NfjPNujc
6/13
2019
All of the cast is here at Disney World The others are doing interviews elsewhere. So excited for all you to see th… https://t.co/xumBMiTc2G
6/8
2019
I'm afraid of what my age is going to be in Roman numerals once this car is done... https://t.co/MTkjiVFimB #today #progress @BodieStroud
6/5
2019
So excited for this. June 21st in theaters! #ToyStory4 https://t.co/mikWivNCTs
5/21
2019
And these killer entertainers get ready across the hall https://t.co/kyWz9Un82PMy room https://t.co/tPjo3JrUPvSomeone left Santa a gift in my dressing room....thanks https://t.co/mwQ33Li04qBack stage long walk to stage here in Vegas https://t.co/tF5UpK0Fqr
5/19
2019
As promised... That 3d printing stuff is cool. Wonder how long it would take to print out a life-size replica of me… https://t.co/ee1xUEXswp
5/15
2019
In NYC at the Fox Network upfronts. Big news and kinda cool they are moving LMS to Thursday. So after football Thur… https://t.co/ErgL2lQ9RpWhats Woody doing on this truck https://t.co/RhiP4Tkrrv
5/13
2019
Counting down the minutes until tonights episode of @LastManStanding!!! #TGIF #LastManStanding https://t.co/YS5OdrfjKM
5/10
2019
Happy humpday! Man I feel like meatballs.. https://t.co/lhOv0A1aIs #today #storytime #custom @BodieStroud
5/8
2019
Im torn; between wanting a burrito and wondering if that's what I look like when I eat a burrito...… https://t.co/8BnXA3eOLh
5/1
2019
@greggutfeld I am so sad and mad about the murder at the Synagogue. Sitting In writers room caught you and the fiv… https://t.co/GeWkHXMlRu
4/29
2019
Leaving the windy city....great audience...thank you all! https://t.co/oIlHnsTNh4
4/28
2019
Prince and Carol Burnett same walls. https://t.co/7sMe8DPoGEMaybe I will sing opera instead, what a room! https://t.co/e4uPTeg8CoOk big doors now open and the folks are heading in. https://t.co/F07li0osnxCool ass theater https://t.co/ggpqMUJabiAlone backstage Chicago....doors open Sold out show and grossly weather. https://t.co/SsVndsJTB9
4/27
2019
Stop with the shrieking.. https://t.co/CPZfULWLHJ @BodieStroud #Woodward #Demon #WednesdayMotivation #drive
4/24
2019
To celebrate 150 episodes of #LastManStanding, we're throwing it back to our very first episode! Stream it here R… https://t.co/sHtw2DjTIXCounting down the minutes to the 150th episode of #LastManStanding tonight on @FOXTV !!! https://t.co/ezXweK9Ej2
4/19
2019
Forget Mueller the real news is Mike Baxter is back!... oh yea and the rest of the family too. Season 8 coming up… https://t.co/asFSgBOc7MTo infinity and beyond! Here's a new #Toystory4 poster https://t.co/RKgkzUdIEM
4/18
2019
To 15 years of exceptional fabrication and friendship.. and to hopefully finding someone willing to sweep the floor… https://t.co/fXVprhXmZ8Just returned from a trip with my family. We went to Paris, Jerusalem,Cairo and Munich. We saw that beautiful Notre… https://t.co/YQzcfuXxoc
4/17
2019

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