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Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit Brooklyn via Los Angeles

Staff writer at @jezebel. Hates mint chocolate. Wrote a column about her vag once. 💌ashley.reese@jezebel.com

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Joined Twitter 2/7/09


I’m disgusted by the idea that Michael Bloomberg or any billionaire thinks they can circumvent the political proces… https://t.co/4ei90KCFGQ
Retweeted by Ashley ReeseAdults in Teenagers in the UK America https://t.co/e39zQOcGUG
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11/23
2019
I can bet this dog was 5 secs away from losing it 😂😂😂 https://t.co/EFGWIvhS02
Retweeted by Ashley Reese @mariahbuns it's a dummy i think lolI’m gonna tell my kids that this was friends https://t.co/oDdVbvxyI2
Retweeted by Ashley Reese @mermaidswamp99 holy shit @geeequinn he big @etherealbunny @minousucre they do not lolbefore you go enjoy your weekend... here I am doing my civic duty: shitting on joe biden https://t.co/Zd5c4T5YiII'm a 6 tbh, but I have my 7 days... https://t.co/0pBxi0d1Gh @deathvaIIey69 A good dress 🤘🏾Guys take one L and murder someone https://t.co/tXqme2hqne
Retweeted by Ashley Reese"Is that a blunt?" Here's Elizabeth Warren completing an escape room with Desus & Mero https://t.co/lXkCHdQ4gD https://t.co/7F9RyVr4gM
Retweeted by Ashley ReeseEveryone: I'm gonna tell my kids Global warming: https://t.co/AobIYGvBqY
Retweeted by Ashley Reeseteacher in this park just yelled “JAYDEN!” and three different target ad looking mixed kids froze in their tracks
Retweeted by Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit don't let nicole kidman see this
Retweeted by Ashley Reeseimma tell my kids this was kim possible https://t.co/vRrQ887Dfr
Retweeted by Ashley ReeseASAP. I will give him some tomorrow. https://t.co/VQMo2fzcdfi've seen worse wigs! https://t.co/AtODvKiiQY @sylvianorths right like, i love hp and would prob still cry if i ever meet jkr but listen......she WILL be dragged… https://t.co/2fZYvB4ohZread this https://t.co/WSmRLzLEmmIma tell my kids this is Gordon Ramsay https://t.co/uCuwtcwhbZ
Retweeted by Ashley Reesei got that harry potter game that’s supposed to be like pokemon go and tried to make my user name Luna Fuccgood but… https://t.co/7pzFR28v8T
Retweeted by Ashley Reesew-what? https://t.co/NcY4d9K5Hgholy shit https://t.co/k5rFqOO87n @GNCordova Delete this!!!!!!Woke up thinking it was going to be like 4:30 am. How the fuck is it not even 1? How do you ppl do this every day???????? @annetdonahue Iconic!!! Peak 2007 @lppny Literally yesare they dumb or actually starting to panic?I like how THIS is supposed to be discrediting. https://t.co/OlKKx1ox5V @annetdonahue No one is above itWatching this masterpiece in theaters was by far the best movie experience of my life. https://t.co/Iuql5pj3qe
Retweeted by Ashley Reese @KrangTNelson @wahweepop pls......he’s tryingnot how knock knock jokes work https://t.co/xH0P69lxKa
Retweeted by Ashley Reeselooked up how to make traveling with a cat easier and as usual wikihow did not disappoint https://t.co/mLujE2eF49
Retweeted by Ashley Reesecities are being more and more flattened by chain businesses but in New York there is still a company called Sofa G… https://t.co/ZM0CHCNAox
Retweeted by Ashley Reese @VtheEsquire @TheCosby Oh my god...I’m so fucking exhausted that I, someone who thinks it’s a personal failing to sleep before midnight, am about to f… https://t.co/Y2ipTgcgn7I forgot how good it feels to sleep in my own bed and actually wash my face.ROB IS HOME FROM HOSPITAL 💖i’m telling my kids this is Jay Versace https://t.co/Vpj1GXOMQI
Retweeted by Ashley ReeseTimothee Chalamet is a barb https://t.co/deSpwRSDOx
Retweeted by Ashley Reese @witchyhellbroth Ya lolNo one ever told Amanda Palmer that the reason writers ignore her music en masse is that there's very few things le… https://t.co/FQq21TYkzy
Retweeted by Ashley ReeseICYMI, here’s a video of me talking about Kelly Osbourne’s greatest era. https://t.co/EHBeR2TyG2Representation alone doesn’t translate into clear feminist policies, as evidenced by Klobuchar, despite her strenuo… https://t.co/i9lKeQotHY
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11/22
2019
@aaaisela I really want a leopard print hat tbh. Leopard print is always a look.I don't think I've ever been more proud of a piece of journalism https://t.co/bKYCTpCcpQ
Retweeted by Ashley Reesemy parents: what are your plans after undergrad me: Hey! Im so glad you reached out. I'm actually at capacity/help… https://t.co/AX4yT70spu
Retweeted by Ashley ReeseNever forget when fashion host Kelly Osbourne used to dress like a Hot Topic employee https://t.co/OuUaTMQdXM https://t.co/IQBiRkiNHo
Retweeted by Ashley ReeseThe Bends did nOTHING to deserve this!!!!!! https://t.co/ldSD02E9rugawth kween :') https://t.co/VOuqjrGmgK @tstwig OH MY GOD AHIOEFHEWAOIFHWOAIFHA @laurasnapes jesus christ, I'm so sorry about thisNew Rina Sawayama is kicking my ass https://t.co/BI4CtamcZHEither there’s a @netflix glitch or @MarieKondo’s methods have escalated. https://t.co/yzfR1bbC69
Retweeted by Ashley Reese @thursdaysgirI what did she do now? i thought we've all known for nearly a decade now!.@pattonoswalt made a tweet that showed Trump’s handwritten notes and the caption was simply “Morrissey voice:”.… https://t.co/JYFvCLKJZk
Retweeted by Ashley ReeseIT ABSOLUTELY IS AND SHE SHOULD HAVE STUCK WITH THE SYNTH. https://t.co/Ph8Drx3ZSJOH MY GOD https://t.co/Yl90TKervhTalking about Kelly Osbourne back in the aughts, when she looked like she crawled out of Hot Topic and into every w… https://t.co/LKNVyqzYntWho says Bernie doesn’t reach out to the black community https://t.co/E92vZCYwKE
Retweeted by Ashley Reeseobviously i still think Bernie and Warren had some of the best answers. Kamala did a good job during the bit about… https://t.co/a1ZbAjiTuyCory Booker had a lot of time to talk during the debates tonight and even though I hated his Black Businesses™ rhet… https://t.co/pRaUsCACq1it is really fucken wild that biden tried to claim he comes out of the black community, in atlanta georgia, on the… https://t.co/fBkOyl2T3L
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Retweeted by Ashley Reeseit's incredibly hard to get an abortion in most of the South--it's not about Roe!
Retweeted by Ashley Reese“Please someone respond to me. … I’m sorry I ripped the paper. I overreacted. Please just let me out. Is anyone o… https://t.co/R5XGWI1DWt
Retweeted by Ashley ReeseTom Steyer got a full beatTwo minutes away from a question like "Say something nice about nuclear war."
Retweeted by Ashley Reese @yungammmz She invented the color whiteI know there are a lot of black ppl in this audience. You can tell by the "OOOOOOHS" and I'm LIVING. #demdebateThis Tulsi/Buttigieg throwdown is..............great lol #demdebateThe war is literally still ongoing. https://t.co/Sy9InUIBqT
Retweeted by Ashley ReeseJoe Biden, basically. https://t.co/8welhMKNNJ"I came out of the black community." -Joe Biden #demdebateIt was absurdly weak. https://t.co/0d4U78DMmzBOOKER WITH THE SMOKE LOL #demdebateDomestic Violence: We're Beating the Shit Out of It
Retweeted by Ashley ReesePete tryna get The Blacks™Nunes is way too close to this investigation, he was taking meetings arranged by one of the guys who were in Ukrain… https://t.co/I0YGhRFE5R
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Retweeted by Ashley Reeseholy shit, I know we’re all watching the debate but the Daily Beast just blew a hole in impeachment.
Retweeted by Ashley ReeseThe audience cheered when @BernieSanders spoke about Palestinian rights because ordinary Democrats believe in Pales… https://t.co/Hpob5lBLsK
Retweeted by Ashley ReeseGlad Bernie spoke up for Palestinian rights
Retweeted by Ashley ReeseThis is one of those tweets that's gonna mean something way funnier as it ages. https://t.co/tdhprZXtmF
Retweeted by Ashley Reese"Should more people be in the military?" WHAT IS THIS QUESTION? @thebitchet something about this format is driving me nuts, honestly!cable news tomorrow: https://t.co/cL5CEj2RfM
Retweeted by Ashley ReeseI really don't like this question format. There is such little back and forth with the candidates. What the hell is this? #demdebateWhy does it feel like Tom Steyer has gotten more time to speak than Elizabeth Warren? #demdebateBernie's foreign policy answer was good but these questions are terrible #demdebateGonna tell my kids these were the City Girls https://t.co/9Hf3FE861A
Retweeted by Ashley ReeseThe difference is I would vote for Nathan :( https://t.co/GDsfUXjM9X
Retweeted by Ashley Reeseright? https://t.co/ZR4g0IiSkNbut lemme just say that i hate this stupid rhetoric about "free college for the children of millionaires and billio… https://t.co/2eR2y9RaEEliveblogging my rage here https://t.co/tzzFTr2iJ4I never want to hear "build on Obamacare" ever again. Obamacare did plenty of good shit, but PLEASE.😪 #demdebate
11/21
2019

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