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Partner/SVP Digital Strategist & Creative Director at @KetchumPR. Inspired by @mrlady, my kids, fishing, and work. Powered by Bourbon. Opinions handcrafted.

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Joined Twitter 1/27/09


@VEPritchard @TheAtlantic @edyong209 😂I would do it for my amusement but unlike a cuttlefish he could not pull them… https://t.co/Kw4G0MZmis @VEPritchard @TheAtlantic @edyong209 Now I want a glasses-wearing cuttlefish as a pet
1/8
2019
GUYS. This is very important. If this gets 1,000 retweets by next Wednesday, Lauren here will do the worm in the of… https://t.co/e8s2510zjE
Retweeted by Jim LinShe better post it or this will be for naught https://t.co/Sr5jRP6lCl
12/5
2019
@ArtEddy3 What! I need this.
11/28
2019
You just failed the anyone test https://t.co/EtSH1kzZ2HThis is clever. Very clever. https://t.co/jAtAdXSRPh @ArtEddy3 @disneyplus @MastersOfNone Brilliant! #IHaveSpoken
11/20
2019
@thejuliemarsh @bugfrog @dwescott1 @Penguin @unicorn @BackpackingDad @Dadcation @dadonymous @TwoBusy @palinodehttps://t.co/eAdeDhbj66
11/19
2019
@jenntakahashi @bestofnextdoor His booty call died. So sad. So literary.
11/15
2019
@SuzyQuzey Would love to one day visit
11/5
2019
@PeanutButterCo Peanut butter and scrambled egg sandwich = my favorite childhood breakfast
10/31
2019
@JustShireen @mrlady I wore mine on a business trip I’m on. They look refined enough to wear to a client meeting an… https://t.co/omMYYAP57O
10/30
2019
@Britopian @Synthesio I did a multi-platform analysis for a client recently and they came out on top. Also had them… https://t.co/VHdshyyN4q
10/28
2019
We get one #earthquake and all our animals are like Noah’s Arc up in this. https://t.co/r0QjJNIjQeHow I react to an #earthquake: “I got this. No, I don’t. Nature, please don’t kill me.” @RacefanScott @abc7newsbayarea Nice! Had a couple good trips there myself this year. Lost the biggest smallie I eve… https://t.co/kMDPSwuNcR @abc7newsbayarea BTW nice bass @RacefanScott! @abc7newsbayarea Felt like someone shook our house like a kid shakes a Xmas present under the tree. Concord, CA @NWSBayArea @antonejohnson @USGS Felt like the Hulk kicked our house. I live in Concord.Holy crap #earthquake That was insane. #concord
10/15
2019
@JennBinsPR @KetchumPR You are the champion
9/27
2019
@TimOhai I know what it should be, but that hasn’t always been the case. I will always look “foreign”
9/20
2019
@TimOhai I think the root of the problem with being racist against Asians is the fact that we are not regarded as A… https://t.co/yrVjPEjGm1
9/15
2019
I appreciate a good joke at my race’s expense. If it’s in the spirit of fun, I can take a joke with the best of the… https://t.co/DkSQY5Ew4G
9/14
2019
Nice day for white wedding #MyPetIn5Words https://t.co/toPUfRcr6R
9/12
2019
@mysizelindsey1 The only bottle that inflicted casualties on anyone trying the #bottlecapchallange
9/11
2019
@binhtri @cesarmillan @Alyssa_Milano This is insane!
9/9
2019
@TimOhai 😂🤘
9/8
2019
@binhtri I knew it would go viral! Was gonna actually check in on that with you.Randomly drop chips into this thing and hope your kid wins quickly so we can all move on. Pretend you're trying… https://t.co/npTxJfX0O8
9/7
2019
@JennBinsPR @KetchumPR If kids didn’t have homework, imagine how much more billable we could be!! @JennBinsPR @KetchumPR I’m literally doing that right now! 😂Ketchum, please send booze or tutors #employeebenefits
9/6
2019
@jenntakahashi @bestofnextdoor You deserve it!
8/28
2019
Parenting #protip: the answer to any “new math” equation is Whiskey
8/16
2019
@gurmeetjsingh I see the delivery of outside-the-pizza-box thinking.
8/15
2019
When your client’s tweet makes your lunch choice inevitable https://t.co/ENfghYSeld
8/12
2019
@sthrnfairytale I’m going old school and wishing you a very very happy birthday via Twitter!!
8/8
2019
@gurmeetjsingh @7now @7eleven You know I’d make it my default headwear!Get some. #client #7elevenday #slurplife. Or wait till tomorrow when you can get a free one delivered from @7now. S… https://t.co/df6u5Q8Dv3Happy #7ElevenDay friends! Don’t forget to pick up your free Slurpee today. If you can’t make it today, you can get… https://t.co/ZubGOxbwT1
7/11
2019
@Avalea Thank you! Sometimes work is more fun than work @emansm I did. Had to seize the moment, injure a spouse and some kids practicing, shoot it, send the concept and cr… https://t.co/kYXHTT5HOoNever thought I’d be allowed to kick anything for my job, but here we are. My clients are the coolest. https://t.co/DDqe5oqY9W
7/4
2019
Like a boss @barrirafferty Like a boss. https://t.co/GZWDvkK3P9
7/3
2019
@joelriddell Is it better to be awesome and not watched, or just ok but watched? Is this what existential dread is?
6/27
2019
Happening in 20 min. This is good. I promise. https://t.co/1iWw2IKPr9
6/26
2019
@annwool @overwatchleague @DanielCherryIII @Cannes_Lions Missed this one. Wanted to attend. I may need your notes! @_grammar_ I was being hyper realistic. Thumbs and cell phones don’t get along. @annwool @funnyblackdude @Cannes_Lions Creativity is the one thing robots will never replace.Which is hyper inconvenient when your are the parent of one 😂 https://t.co/epVZXlgexp
6/22
2019
@JennBinsPR 🥡🔥🔥🔥🔥🥡 couldn’t find a bottle emoji so you get Chinese takeout box!!Wrapping up an incredible week at #canneslions2019 I’m fired up and creatively re-energized. For a recap of this ye… https://t.co/jJgVwM68uYNewspapers are dead though. Sorry.Retail is tried and true. Smart retailers know that digital isn’t a threat. It’s an opportunity to enhance retail l… https://t.co/0FRqVtNRg4
6/21
2019
From #GenZ health “self-managers” to creativity’s role in health data visualization, @ConFranklin shares a few of t… https://t.co/rhiBN00Aq5
Retweeted by Jim Lin
6/19
2019
Brands are a reflection of the people who run them. A brand that’s neutral in every way is just a product.… https://t.co/aqgNjtyGKmJanet already knows who won. https://t.co/7DXZNZUd18Great insight from #canneslions2019: comedy is simply aggressive truth. #canneslions @unhatched Beautiful. A masterpiece of agile media. @unhatched How is this news? I have vacationed before. I’ve spent too much money on food. I want a headline dammit.Can confirm https://t.co/2x8jZhRCBq https://t.co/fKyc8Hx0sR @MrsLoulou @northstoryCA @NurseLovesFarmr That is the loss I lament most. The tight knit community. @northstoryCA @MrsLoulou @NurseLovesFarmr Everything is a pendulum. It has to swing back to authentic storytelling.… https://t.co/xVc56QfD9KThis dad is my spirit animal. No, no... he’s actually me. https://t.co/zv52xTj1Ht @northstoryCA @NurseLovesFarmr Social media killed blogging. Nobody wants to read real stories anymore. They want t… https://t.co/Q7kHLX62T2My biggest letdown of #Cannes2019 is that the McDonald’s here didn’t have a Royale with cheese. Can’t check it off… https://t.co/mIZN8WNhMwNo great marketing/PR idea ever started with the client saying “that sounds great let’s do it!” The more they squir… https://t.co/50udGoeavfThere is too much noise out there. How do you break through? Embrace the F-bomb. Make it your mantra. Fuck is the n… https://t.co/xBzdnD0l7O
6/18
2019
Stand out or sit down https://t.co/gtLyhYN6uDTruth: your audience doesn’t give a shit about your brand. Make them. I’ll add: on the flipside, take risks. If you… https://t.co/u0yACm7NBC
6/17
2019
@VEPritchard I got tired. @TheCandidParent @23andMe has gone too far
6/8
2019
@mrlady Words of affirmation #mylovelanguage @VEPritchard| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | JUST | | TESTING | | THIS | | Because I'm old and don't know how to… https://t.co/n0RtYOomGi @CuteMonsterDad 😂 or just buy me a beer
6/7
2019
@wadds So happy for you guys!!!!!! @Hallmeister @wadds SUPER MEGA CONGRATS!!!!
5/31
2019
@LifeofDadShow Let ‘em know who’s dad! @LifeofDadShow I’ll never forget the time my son tapped me out at 16. First and last time he beat me. Mostly becaus… https://t.co/x6FMeSB6Zi
5/19
2019
@ArtEddy3 @LifeofDadShow @starwars @Nike You thought right
5/18
2019
Don’t overlook the complete ecosystem of how influence actually occurs. https://t.co/gd66B6L4hm
5/15
2019
Word to you Mothers @gurmeetjsingh You’re in my neck of the woods!
5/12
2019
Yes! I’ve been saying this for ages. Go with the vibe of everything else on the platform. https://t.co/UbTPNSUP7r
4/24
2019
@SuzyQuzey A kinder gentler dictator, yes. I’ve grown merciful in my old age. @SuzyQuzey Half the battle is recognizing your mistake
4/22
2019
@thedadcade Evidently not good enoughWhen I run for President, I’m proposing a wall for eye bees. https://t.co/SAiGxP09Xg @OTFDaveLong Getting their subscribers’ heart rates into the Orange zone due to anger is doing it wrong 😂
4/12
2019
@NickRaynor My great-grandmother used to bury a clay pot wrapped in cloth in the backyard to make the best Japanese… https://t.co/RGjhVeZUSqMarketing emails when you unsubscribe are the biggest sandbaggers. Since when does anything in this day and age tak… https://t.co/MF89KbY8T0
4/11
2019
@KetchumPR @JennBinsPR @prsageorgia I pledge allegiance to @JennBinsPR
4/3
2019
If I weren’t so in love with @mrlady I would woo Australian Siri to be mine forever.
3/28
2019
I love winning and I hate losing. I love being on this team #ketchumproud https://t.co/0G3khFxFwH
3/22
2019
@mrlady @charliecapen Also, Mrs Doubtfire @mrlady Whoa @CuteMonsterDad @jmpyankees 😂😂😂 words of highest praise and admiration, good citizen.I’m happy that my Gucci glasses selfie w @jmpyankees made it into this video, but I’m most happy that my pet largem… https://t.co/RcYwyk6yZY
3/20
2019

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