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every time a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies // libraries + law sometimes // red sox + socialism other times // movie buff

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Joined Twitter 3/25/11


Bye Nunie :( https://t.co/RyHcOS3eP1一緒に居たい弟猫と、ひとりになりたい姉猫 https://t.co/TtwiBNL3Mm
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7/17
2019
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7/16
2019
Reason number 69,420 to hate Trevor Bauer https://t.co/ZBrcUDK87u
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7/15
2019

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