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every time a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies // soft and easily impressed // libraries + law // red sox + socialism // movie buff

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@spookybIues i wanted to like it so much but man what a dud @arentios 2012 was really somethingfolks https://t.co/bTsFJHsSckI filled out my Jersey ballot today , fuck A1rbnb !Smarties Wikipedia article edited anonymously from Shared Services Canada https://t.co/HtOJxEcgTw https://t.co/o3Wr4AnSE2
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Retweeted by library branch davidiansThis is making me so angry https://t.co/LKG3gmCKvMThe ruling we've all been waiting for: The judge will *not* let the government play a clip from "The Godfather: Par… https://t.co/xNs5vEo0HD
Retweeted by library branch davidiansyo @theJagmeetSingh is ON ONE LMFAOOOOOOO https://t.co/woK7DsfpQ9
Retweeted by library branch davidiansGame Boy Advance Wikipedia article edited anonymously from Canadian Department of National Defence… https://t.co/EexxLodcSr
Retweeted by library branch davidiansLol 3 hours before the new krassenstein account was bannedSo this is interesting. The Nats are 7-0 in their navy jerseys in the playoffs. But the Astros are 8-1 in THEIR nav… https://t.co/KApFSGTlY8
Retweeted by library branch davidiansIn a Canadian first, CBC News will broadcast Canada Votes 2019: Election Night in American Sign Language on CBC Gem. #elxn43 🧏
Retweeted by library branch davidiansAre you planning to vote today? If you’re a Canadian citizen and at least 18 years old on election day, you can vot… https://t.co/9NNTZlmbCz
Retweeted by library branch davidians @ThatsLeviathan Good job budAt midnight tonight access to full reproductive rights and same sex marriage will be extended to Northern Ireland a… https://t.co/XoIsH6JrEP
Retweeted by library branch davidianspolls in ontario stay open to 9:30 but IF YOU’RE IN LINE BY 9:30, YOU STILL GET TO VOTE. STAY IN LINE AND DON’T LEAVE
Retweeted by library branch davidiansthe most important things you need to know about voting today are: -legally your boss has to give you 3 uninterrup… https://t.co/OmjIZBnI59
Retweeted by library branch davidiansdrama in the cat spotting group https://t.co/A2S5Ob0u0K
Retweeted by library branch davidians.@UniWatch Seen outside the DuPont Circle Metro this morning: a petition to Rebrand Washington Football https://t.co/VibRQ6qV0z
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Retweeted by library branch davidiansoh my god is that an italian lives matter hoodie https://t.co/Jf81DKJl3r
Retweeted by library branch davidiansJustin Trudeau being like “damn why didn’t I think of Pierre Delecto first, that’d be perfect for me”427. the East Coast content on tiktok is just pure gold https://t.co/iHnkSAp4qh
Retweeted by library branch davidiansSo I was watching Nightmare on Elm Street when I noticed https://t.co/cqPXDG151t
Retweeted by library branch davidiansAny time I actually have sex https://t.co/QivUSd5uIL
Retweeted by library branch davidiansWhy were several Springboks wearing the wrong jersey for yesterday's #RWC2019 quarter-final? https://t.co/YmZoLkzECm
Retweeted by library branch davidians.@AllBlacks forward Atunaisa Moli helps out a local in the gym 💪 #RWC2019 https://t.co/JOJ1mE4XsN
Retweeted by library branch davidiansAfter a fierce battle between the two props, @Beast_TM apologises to @Gaki_keita01 after his yellow card tackle… https://t.co/3YH0SekgHe
Retweeted by library branch davidiansI play the game hard but fair and was glad to get the opportunity to apologise to my opponent Keita Inagaki afterwa… https://t.co/4fsNVRsfCs
Retweeted by library branch davidiansWhy do they all pick names like Carlos Danger and Pierre Delecto , fucking gross15 years ago tonight, right around this time, the Red Sox had an 8-1 lead in game 7 of the 2004 ALCS. Lowe was deal… https://t.co/gmVtHTowNo
Retweeted by library branch davidiansWho would you rather see as the next Prime Minister?
Retweeted by library branch davidians @rrroooiiirrr Maybe not as openly as the blossoms hahah“you miss this dick?” no i miss anthony bourdain
Retweeted by library branch davidians @rrroooiiirrr I think it’s actually far away - jug said he’d only be home on weekends. Also I think a place like th… https://t.co/OTmIzhw8EN @rrroooiiirrr Might fuck around and not have a conservative majority idk @rrroooiiirrr Ooo good callThis is the kind of desi representation I’ve been waiting for on TikTok https://t.co/4KbmQsWcpf
Retweeted by library branch davidiansTenga Robo is a tenga sex toy that transforms into a robot. https://t.co/OuMp7oJP1N
Retweeted by library branch davidiansSTOP EVERYTHING ! I’ve found the cutest Tik Tok 😭😭 https://t.co/NxXQm7GHlX
Retweeted by library branch davidiansscene cut from the shining https://t.co/K45Ehx10nwI've got a new video out - my video game book and strategy guide collection. https://t.co/5guPLHxayc https://t.co/uJoBjdxu4T
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10/21
2019
ウェールズベスト4進出おめでとう!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 がんぼるぞい! translation: Wales advanced to the best 4 in rugby. congratulations. https://t.co/7MFKq1Z5FA
Retweeted by library branch davidianswhat have i done https://t.co/3Fy6jwRhc6Dozens of people are huddled here at Crab Park in the pouring rain for a #MMIWG rally demanding action from whoever… https://t.co/kq2LXuLZ1J
Retweeted by library branch davidiansCory Booker's profound weirdness comes from the central paradox that he is an unmarried Wife Guy
Retweeted by library branch davidiansI’ve contacted Stanley Kubrick’s spirit, and through a Ouija board called Marvel movies “weaksauce” but added that… https://t.co/e8F2gGJbOq
Retweeted by library branch davidiansNDP asks Elections Canada to provide special ballots for storm evacuees in Manitoba. Special ballots will also be u… https://t.co/x599bLl8wr
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Retweeted by library branch davidians @charlitosrex he's half on his way to a cake batter tbhthe guy behind me at dunkin just ordered a large iced coffee with SIX CREAM AND FIVE SUGAR my dude, you do not like coffee!!!THE HONKING https://t.co/BQfNv6UWJV
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Retweeted by library branch davidianswhen bernie said are you ready to fight for people who are not like you that included cringelords
Retweeted by library branch davidiansA moment of calm after a hectic 80 minute battle 🙏 #RWC2019 #JPNvRSA #WebbEllisCup #RWCTokyo https://t.co/0vXeJZjZ47
Retweeted by library branch davidiansLast election, all NDP TO MPs were wiped out as Liberal scared voters with strategic voting. 4 yrs with little prog… https://t.co/GdKzgtw4qw
Retweeted by library branch davidiansI’m so sad Japan lost today but damn do I love a new rivalry.The sequel goes to the @Springboks 🇿🇦 #RWC2019 #RWC2015 #JPNvRSA https://t.co/7bfpJkTbeo
Retweeted by library branch davidiansWe are all Nats fans now
Retweeted by library branch davidiansLook at this unit https://t.co/kLSyEbok8lHundreds of Russian cosmonaut patches, perfect for #FontSunday https://t.co/ktC3uNuGlz @DesignMuseum https://t.co/WNu7vMb9ih
Retweeted by library branch davidians @UniWatch https://t.co/3Y7kExbduz @UniWatch https://t.co/bmnu0seoWM @UniWatch https://t.co/0MkRZ5BjK8all I see is hummus https://t.co/0zJnA4oqS2
Retweeted by library branch davidians @UniWatch grass stain picking up the ad from the green screen https://t.co/SVCDhErfTH
Retweeted by library branch davidiansTrying to catch up but very slowly🦔 https://t.co/uFxbJYb0AE
Retweeted by library branch davidiansBrilliant scenes as South Africa and Japan fans swap jerseys after their side battled it out for 80 mintues… https://t.co/IyYCgFcmdh
Retweeted by library branch davidiansI just saw mashed potato referred to as Irish guacamole and I am done
Retweeted by library branch davidianstheres only one “e girl” we should care about and her name is mother earth
Retweeted by library branch davidiansThe moment of scientific discovery: the quickening of the pulse, observations crystallising. The apple drops from t… https://t.co/Kk2gbKxt4A
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Retweeted by library branch davidiansI also never noticed how left field in Houston looks like it’s been infected by a virus that fills your screen with… https://t.co/7SxleJvoa6
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Retweeted by library branch davidiansWith the loss in Game 6, this is the first decade since the 1910’s that the Yankees did not win at least one pennant.
Retweeted by library branch davidians @zylaros TruThis is an insane tweet https://t.co/Uod0pxMVOSTHIS IS THE FUNNIEST CHANNEL IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING SERVER https://t.co/XP5kjQocw6
Retweeted by library branch davidians"You asked your teammates not to tear your shirt...why was that?" Altuve: hahah I'm too shy 😍😍😍😍😍
Retweeted by library branch davidians @spookybIues Yes please !!I want to gloat but I feel bad for my yankees loving friends. I will say this outcome has given me relief about ge… https://t.co/ZcwwU3PtyM @internetjim Damn right, my college roommate painted it!!I even put that ikea table thing together by myself @Technophobia The rest of my habitat is fucked lol @Kaleri_ 😭 ty!!!Ok my entryway is done. Look at this shit I’m so wifey. Fucking marry my lonely ass. https://t.co/QP1xNxJcaPhttps://t.co/VkmYsdjXIB
Retweeted by library branch davidians @therulesetlite @DoeFields ya cutesFrom @EliasSports on birthday boy J.A. Happ! https://t.co/oDSfrPFaso
Retweeted by library branch davidiansGood guy of the day: Devan Dubnyk, for letting this young Canadiens fan try on his mask. #Wild #NHL https://t.co/AyIEmttGNq
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10/20
2019
@Jasyla_ Oh hell yeah @Jasyla_ I can’t even type that’s how much I want a mug @Jasyla_ Uh where do a buy a mugWork really b having u w/ 55 year old friends like u know wat Ms.Carol u ain’t so bad
Retweeted by library branch davidiansDesert tortoises get most of their water from their food, since they almost never have the opportunity to drink in… https://t.co/aXg0iKX4SA
Retweeted by library branch davidiansSo that's what the little holes in pizza boxes are for... https://t.co/MN9VkGfqwd
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10/19
2019

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