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Omar Jamshed @ojamsh Barcelona, Spain

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Joined Twitter 7/31/12


@Joeedwardsefc A way for the leftmost lift at the RS to not breakdown would be discovery of the year
9/12
2019
@HMRCcustomers hello can I DM you about a form I was expecting by 2 September and can't see a reply for in my online account?
9/9
2019
“Yuki” the seal at the Osaka Aquarium Kaiyukan in Japan https://t.co/Zs60OtPO3h
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9/8
2019
Left: Former Telegraph parody from Private Eye 1503, published 23 August. Right: Former Telegraph columnist turned… https://t.co/WFJC6P75wE
Retweeted by Omar Jamshed @pitchfork @Grimezsz THE QUEEN IS BACKInstant classic. Makes me want to dust off my old copy of Final Fantasy 4 https://t.co/cHaObNu9JV
9/6
2019
The number of tweets between this one and a Rees-Mogg picture in your timeline is the number of weeks you'll survive post no-deal.
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9/3
2019
What. A. Track. @maxcoopermax for PM https://t.co/d79Y3h4MqO
8/30
2019
@paulwaugh ouch.musings on Dominic Cummings, who reads all the same blog posts I do, and who (I speculate) thinks he is playing som… https://t.co/XH4WOEgVAi
Retweeted by Omar Jamshedhey @theresa_may, recently been missing uOH LAWD THE NOSTALGIA IS UNBEARABLE https://t.co/xcxpyYd3er
8/29
2019
@GeorgiaMills2 https://t.co/8gnayk08IJ
8/28
2019
La inseguridad en Barcelona ya es insostenible, sales tranquilamente y pueden terminar cobrándote 4€ por una cerveza sin tapa.
Retweeted by Omar JamshedLizzo is an irresistible force of nature. Here's the dose of optimism we all need on a Tuesday morning https://t.co/eIFs0g9Ah6
8/27
2019
@herszenhorn @CharlieCooper8 @realDonaldTrump sweet, just like Butlins!
8/26
2019
@BCNHelpers Alguna verificación de esto más allá de lo que uno encuentre en el Internet....?
8/25
2019
@leokalyan good luck bhai ji
8/23
2019
@royalsociety @elonmusk I think Elon is pitching to organise a discussion meeting in 2020 @the_Politician Oh no this looks good enough to make me like Gwyneth Paltrow...
8/20
2019
Comparing Euphoria to Skins is like comparing Madonna's Justify My Love to Mmbop by Hanson
8/10
2019
'We need freedom': Sehaq, the party space for Amsterdam's queer refugees https://t.co/L9YlU3s5j4
7/31
2019
this x1000 https://t.co/if6GYCeQHq#CRG calls to review the strict interpretation of genome editing in EU law: "The formation of a new European Commis… https://t.co/4u1MAd1K5u
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7/29
2019
@maxcoopermax @SonarFestival you were incredible, runaway star of the show
7/22
2019
The @SonarFestival cashless system is a classic example of tech that is supposed to make your life easier becoming an unnecessary burden
7/20
2019
👋🏽 I am where I belong, at the people’s house and you’re just gonna have to deal! https://t.co/W0OvDXGxQX
Retweeted by Omar Jamshed1/2 Tomorrow on #r4today: Venki Ramakrishnan warns of the dangers of a no-deal Brexit as @royalsociety publishes ne… https://t.co/TVJCOJpG8P
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7/18
2019
@emilynussbaum we found love in a homeless placeDetingut a l'aeroport del Prat un home que amagava mig quilo de cocaïna sota el perruquí. La Policia Nacional en va… https://t.co/Uw4PzwJNW1
Retweeted by Omar Jamshedgo for the job, stay for the subsidised restaurant on the ground floor https://t.co/UziGXvk0Wd
7/16
2019
The Royal Society is recruiting a Social Media Officer. If you’re passionate about science and fluent in meme and e… https://t.co/ryi6VAIaK2
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7/15
2019
In a major political plot twist, the Horde have invaded Barcelona. Next expansion for World of Warcraft confirmed. https://t.co/0XX3jUvr5W
7/11
2019
@ninamasseyPA @PA Ooooh congrats and good luck!
7/9
2019
It’s 243 years since the USA crashed out of the British Empire without a deal.
Retweeted by Omar Jamshed @sophiescott @UCL_ICN @ucl @profgeraintrees @NeilBurgess10 Congrats!!
7/5
2019
Watch our @GlastoFest set back on that @BBCiPlayer here xx #glastonburyfestival2019 #glastonbury19 #Glastonbury https://t.co/fQINy0G09C
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6/30
2019
AMAZING OLD TWEETS BY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MARIANNE WILLIAMSON: A THREAD
Retweeted by Omar JamshedIs this what 2019 looks like for pregnant women of colour in a red state? Grim. https://t.co/qRar8aW5TG
6/28
2019
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again- Johnson plays by different rules because in Britain class and fluency are what counts.
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6/25
2019
@dhillierwrites Sorry but Run Away With Me is the best pop song in that album and possibly of all time
6/23
2019
Goodbye weekend social life, Dark and Neon Genesis Evangelion are out on @netflix at the same time
6/22
2019
Actually, it's only called CRISPR if it comes from the CRISPR region in France. Otherwise, it's called sparkling RNA-guided nucleases
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6/21
2019
RIP Philippe Zdar, a visionary and tectonic force who shaped the geography of modern dance music. I am so sorry to… https://t.co/URqluMsd9O
Retweeted by Omar JamshedWas only just listening to Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix this morning, with a big smile on my face en route to work. Wha… https://t.co/Mad8208q8n
6/20
2019
As someone who makes a lot of Korean food, this is the best method for getting garlic peeled! 👌 https://t.co/14GGJDQhRj
Retweeted by Omar JamshedEven the plugs are happier in Scandinavia https://t.co/pZnnlSk4L6Drink water now if you haven't. Thanks ✨
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6/17
2019
@pepephone mi roaming no esta activado y no puedo cambiarlo en la configuración del area de cliente. Estoy en Dinam… https://t.co/uWaSbGQyAo
6/16
2019
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6/14
2019
nintendo watching every other company give lackluster presentations knowing they have banjo-kazooie, animal crossin… https://t.co/CzyuQG700W
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6/11
2019
@CHHastings @FlynnZarko @_catgee @thebenkolb @thisiscow @ICR_London Great work @EmmaKennedy disgusting
6/7
2019
Years and Years is simply sublime. What a punch to the gut, I'm in pieces. @aliya__ram @FT good luck aliya
6/6
2019
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6/3
2019
@alexhern Yes Alex!!!!We are very lucky to be living in the same timeline and sharing the same planet with fka twigs
5/31
2019
Democracy for breakfast #Elecciones26M https://t.co/unGqVLXu7x
5/26
2019
omg. David Guetta is older than Jacob Rees-MoggA reminder than Kylie Minogue, Jason Statham, Damon Albarn and Helena Bonham Carter are all somehow older than JRM https://t.co/NgZJ7ZXwUaTheresa May quits The leadership race begins: Guy who makes you want to die: 13/8 Dude you literally don't recogni… https://t.co/ysSkn2oQoH
Retweeted by Omar Jamshed"One possible cloud is growing inequality in European science: since the global financial crisis of 2008, countries… https://t.co/mTHBlOhkdJ
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5/24
2019
I’m not going to stop talking about this. Really great that Tescos is sponsoring @PrideInLondon - not so great that… https://t.co/vbq5PVMsBR
Retweeted by Omar Jamshed📊 Research economy 📉 The EU's 28 member states spent around €320 billion on R&D in 2017; public spending was aroun… https://t.co/V54XGkro33
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5/22
2019
@charli_xcx @Josh_GabbatissAre you a press officer looking for the next challenge? Come join The Royal Society as a Senior Press Officer. Attr… https://t.co/WFSxnuy45S
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5/21
2019
HAHAHAHA ICELAND. YOU DID IT NAUGHTYYYYYY #EurovisionWhat number do you dial to vote for Madonna? #eurovision
5/18
2019
@AMatthewsKing @royalsociety Cheque is in the postToday is my final day at @royalsociety. Farewell to the incredibly talented colleagues, scientists and journalists… https://t.co/k34qKGNx36
5/17
2019
Coverage of @royalsociety and @AASciences funding for talented scientists on the African continent by @abdultsanni https://t.co/0CUDxJDDF2Miley Cyrus ft hot priest from Fleabag in new Black Mirror is the content I'm living for https://t.co/jGHhPiDqMsthis week on Twitter #Eurovision https://t.co/2P2PDluEF6
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5/15
2019
Game of Thrones: A Song of Ice, Fire and MasonryIt’s sad to think that a woman who tweets dangerous advice about child vaccinations has over 900k followers while w… https://t.co/FZBxnqKHW6
Retweeted by Omar Jamshed @JohnvonR Good luck John!
5/13
2019
@phoeb0 @Independent congrats!
5/10
2019
Attn: life crises sufferers and friends. Fancy doing something different on next Monday eve? Come to Mark Jackson's… https://t.co/VgHxDrZxzoNew @royalsociety data science report covered in @TelegraphTech today. British schools needs 'radical overhaul' to… https://t.co/BkGguobA6zDemand for data skills has grown across the UK, with the largest rises jobs postings requiring #data skills in Nort… https://t.co/Rf50WmoIRN
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5/9
2019
@guardian She's right 'cause we are living in a material worldTuca and Bertie is the must watch show of the bank holiday weekend. I have all the feelsMidlife crisis could be early warning for mental health problems, expert says https://t.co/r7HZW4g3UO
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5/5
2019
@LizzieGibney @catBrahic @SciTech_Cat @NatureNews @tomboy180463 @mattbwarren @noabaker Nice one!My article for @timesredbox on Climate Change. https://t.co/0HLh2sMMkK
Retweeted by Omar Jamshed @LouisStaples hey @marksandspencer, leaving the poor halal and kosher gays you've left out here, bit worried about… https://t.co/0teTnXIQvFbig little lies AND new vampire weekend... i have intergenerational wealth this week yall can’t tell me shit i’m we… https://t.co/RG4mdzJa7U
Retweeted by Omar JamshedSo many worms parasitize these beetles, their insides look like squirming strings of spaghetti squash. But the horn… https://t.co/3DN60TYszk
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5/3
2019
It's just one Minister of Defence Against the Dark Arts after another
5/1
2019
@CHHastings He's not winning a Nobel in literature anytime soon, but HBO have reduced his expansive, morally grey u… https://t.co/pvBwSjMHK3
4/30
2019
the next three episodes consist of Danaerys setting the tax policy of the seven kingdoms. tensions arise between th… https://t.co/MGhEE5vycAnerds revolting on r/asoiaf is better plot than the last three seasons combinedLatest episode of Game of Thrones proves GRRM gave us the literary Glastonbury and HBO turned it into Fyre FestivalWhat’s that, Skippy? The realignment of Western European party systems is complex and variegated and not a zero-sum… https://t.co/Dpq3bRJPqv
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4/29
2019
Masha'Allah @tanfrance, this is a cracking interview and great visibility for the community https://t.co/5uYx4DilW0
4/28
2019
Ginés Morata pasó de jugar con una pelota de trapo en la posguerra en su pueblo de Almería a firmar junto a Einstei… https://t.co/jDIzGQVwhs
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4/25
2019
Dear @bbceurovision where is our 2019 party pack? I want to start the office sweep-stake sooner rather than later s… https://t.co/hdQ8Oh5gvZThe #Eurovision and #ExtinctionRebellion crossover is BRILLIANT. The talent of bringing millions of people together… https://t.co/yjR2FFRjgZ
4/24
2019

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