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Writer of Snow Blind, Old Haunts, Killer Groove, The Kitchen and others. Repped by Jago Irwin @ITG_Ltd

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Joined Twitter 10/30/09


whenever i think about this tweet i wonder how it’s actually manageable to exist in the world after this level of b… https://t.co/ZPSrArXDlt
Retweeted by ollie mastersThe importance of proper italicized word placement. https://t.co/fQT5AuYn5W
Retweeted by ollie masters @JoeBarton_ yeah, I guess without the shock factor you’re just left with grimness. @JoeBarton_ How does it hold up on a rewatch?If anyone wants to become a grip in the tv & film business, noes the time to start. With the shortage out there you… https://t.co/fqqyElQJNC
Retweeted by ollie masters @PhilNobileJr Wait… when you say skunk do you mean the animal or the weed?So, I've been using @Grammarly for my scripts written in Highland @qapps and it works great, except all star/colour… https://t.co/2aSQXpWHWfOne under appreciated but top tier thing about Highland is that it doesn't save every character or scene heading yo… https://t.co/tYBieDRhnc @ScottWamplerBMD fucking hell... and 14 films?!? @Devilligan I have been telling you this for yearsNice to get a mention in this, even if it makes it clear that I'm not even remotely funny: https://t.co/AVM8hFEYVL
Retweeted by ollie masterswe don’t talk about ernest r. dickerson enough. this is a man who shot DO THE RIGHT THING, MALCOLM X, THE BROTHER F… https://t.co/eRH7ZISf2x
Retweeted by ollie mastersSometimes my friends in Canada just roast me about America and I have to take it https://t.co/6zpUTvsSYz
Retweeted by ollie mastersWhat inspires me to draw is music so it's cool that my shop is bursting with musical drawings… https://t.co/Uo5eZmkOdA
Retweeted by ollie mastersman overcompensating after realising he’s in the wrong https://t.co/Mm5rEJgZBM
Retweeted by ollie masters'Marvel, Miniseries, and the Challenge of Formatting Television' 'https://t.co/OBbiY3C4a1 via @ringerArgh - this is such a classic case of bad statistical reporting, of the kind @TomChivers highlights in his recent b… https://t.co/YBQHYZm8Ou
Retweeted by ollie mastersNice bait-and-switch by @grantshapps. Nobody said it is 'an immoral act' for someone to support a party. But it is… https://t.co/njvlrBJ2WE
Retweeted by ollie mastersThis. If only Nixon had burner phones… https://t.co/5LmgmBHO6j
Retweeted by ollie mastersMental health stigma be like “it’s ok to not be ok” but make sure it’s on your time off and it doesn’t affect your… https://t.co/n7q1cQVhsC
Retweeted by ollie mastersI’ve deleted my tweet celebrating musicians being allowed to tour in the EU. Nothing has changed. It’s just govern… https://t.co/RUgLHxBHYD
Retweeted by ollie mastersJesse Plemons isn’t doing a bad job filling the Philip Seymour-Hoffman shaped hole in the universe and I mean that as a huge compliment
Retweeted by ollie masters"The movements a camera goes through were very important to me right from the start. I am very much a fan of the sl… https://t.co/nP7pXGbosz
Retweeted by ollie mastersThe best I can figure with this guy's whole scam is he heard about ginkgoes, which are the ONE (1) common species o… https://t.co/gBD8OOdokd
Retweeted by ollie mastersIf cities had lots of pollen bc of landscaping decisions, then you'd expect it to be better in rural areas. But it… https://t.co/T5Et7CeVmm
Retweeted by ollie mastersPollen is so cheap that trees can afford to make extra. Like, a LOT of extra. Wind pollination is also imprecise!… https://t.co/IVqB0xY2uq
Retweeted by ollie mastersAlso the idea that all that pollen floats around bc "there aren't enough tree pussies to catch it" is WOW, I love i… https://t.co/dE9R3Csnlb
Retweeted by ollie mastersThe biggest pollen offenders tend to be 2 classes of plants: -Pines, oaks, maples, & other shade trees that have b… https://t.co/LshA9fWX7o
Retweeted by ollie mastersTrees do not respect the human gender binary you could say the reason we have so much pollen is not landscaping, c… https://t.co/UnzN5vqUtx
Retweeted by ollie mastersMost tree species have both male and female flowers. And/or, every single flower on the tree has both pollen & ovar… https://t.co/kZrwvgpSBV
Retweeted by ollie mastersHi! Crop scientist here. This "male trees are a capitalist scam" idea worked its way to TikTok from a hustler named… https://t.co/6CRnicY3hH
Retweeted by ollie mastersone thing about comics that comic book movies got right is a raging insecurity about being what they are
Retweeted by ollie mastersit doesn't get much better than this on this free website https://t.co/TgOWlUMMct
Retweeted by ollie mastersI don’t agree with Scorsese that superhero movies can’t be cinema. But I think he has very good reasons, rooted in… https://t.co/EMGd1ou781
Retweeted by ollie mastersStans for the superhero movie industrial complex won’t let go of Scorsese because Scorsese will never capitulate to… https://t.co/LSHu82QW7U
Retweeted by ollie mastersThe Scorsese/superhero discourse is neverending because it is important. Scorsese has still not given up on the ide… https://t.co/UpDUr2P2p1
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2021
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Retweeted by ollie mastersMasters Of None https://t.co/TyousvLiSr*me baiting a comic book filmmaker* Me: So, you must have some thoughts about Martin Scorsese and... Them: well Me… https://t.co/2kj0Pcr7Bj
Retweeted by ollie mastersHonestly at this point Martin Scorsese should direct Deadpool 3 just to fuck with everybody.
Retweeted by ollie mastersMoebius https://t.co/dtkQywxp8W
Retweeted by ollie mastersThis is an out of context quote – Gunn later talks about how much he respects Scorsese, etc. – but it is interestin… https://t.co/zOihB2BiBZ
Retweeted by ollie mastersI wrote about how lazy narratives in media coverage of cultural appropriation scandals end up peddling the same red… https://t.co/bocNKXYGtP
Retweeted by ollie mastersJust once, I'd like to see Scorsese's name trending for reasons that aren't eyeroll-inducing.
Retweeted by ollie mastersAs we enter yet another soul-crushing cycle where people whine that Scorsese doesn’t like superhero movies, it’s wo… https://t.co/TmXzM1RGW1
Retweeted by ollie masters @AdlaiM @tomshaps Mate. It’s fucking fantastic. Great score as wellYou know what's a damn fine Western? The Sisters Brothers https://t.co/SEqGFu20hg
Retweeted by ollie mastersIt’s almost as if they’ve got something to hide… https://t.co/PYyCKq3lrp
Retweeted by ollie mastersHere’s the THX1138 one for series 1 in case you missed it https://t.co/l9Og5NpeGa
Retweeted by ollie mastersMade a little AKIRA homage poster for Code404 Series 2 that I can now share. Last series featured @DanielMays9 so t… https://t.co/2N4tVo8opK
Retweeted by ollie mastersI don't know what more you guys realistically want scorsese to do other than stop making movies lmao like between t… https://t.co/irUNTsyJBL
Retweeted by ollie mastersWe set out to make this series a) better than the first, and b) so that it didn’t look like it had been impacted by… https://t.co/Qj72dLvK06
Retweeted by ollie mastersThis government is actually corrupt. https://t.co/TB7wT7jDFw
Retweeted by ollie mastersone time I watched a Marvel movie and when I exited the theater esteemed director Martin Scorsese jumped at me and… https://t.co/m5IS85pxhX
Retweeted by ollie masters @jp_jordan I dunno, I thought about it some more and I’ve come to realise I don’t care. The book’ll be good or it w… https://t.co/UjNAzYHmSl @Robwilliams71 Fascinated by your reading process @AlCampbeII Whoop!Psst. Code404 finally returns with Series2 on 1st September https://t.co/BbPjbnkN2X
Retweeted by ollie masters @Robwilliams71 Aren’t you happy you have your own copy tho!?Well, this is great. Also, I had to buy it because ⁦@olliemasters⁩ rudely refused to lend me his copy. https://t.co/V04IjxbaOZ
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Retweeted by ollie masters @AlexPaknadel @andydiggle Hey, it’s not my fault comics didn’t want me!I guess you just never see someone say the quiet part loud.In hindsight, I dunno, if this is how you you think you can get your film/tv show made then all power to them. Gett… https://t.co/fSTC2q6m4s @weredawgz @andydiggle 100% @AlexPaknadel @andydiggle Tbf, I think that in comics we get way too defensive about people coming in from other me… https://t.co/n0eWV920GcFor balance https://t.co/RpYnvhGJX4 https://t.co/70g5zvqZ4a @martinstiff Ah, fair enoughTALES FROM THE QUARANTINE 400 CREATIVES || 60 COUNTRIES || 1 BOOK - 100% for charity - all net profits will be dona… https://t.co/bCZp2YsP0m
Retweeted by ollie mastersHe's a professional dancer, she's a rancid homophobe, haha, they're a quintessential odd couple https://t.co/VLMALWGSoj
Retweeted by ollie mastersfirst preview pre tour!!! tonight!! West London people come tthhhrroooooouuughhhh!! https://t.co/S1dgbld0Hh
Retweeted by ollie mastersI mean, I guess at least they’re honest about having almost no fucking interest in the medium they’re now writing i… https://t.co/IruAhHTO80"On 4 August 2021, I tweeted stuff about a butcher in Fife, which I have no reason to believe are true and am not a… https://t.co/oN6UN4Ogsf
Retweeted by ollie mastersMissouri governor’s use of his pardon power: https://t.co/2c5NCPWV2S
Retweeted by ollie mastersIt is, literally, a rule *we* helped to write for *all* non-EU countries. When will this madness end? Why is it sti… https://t.co/F8zIicOc04
Retweeted by ollie mastersI kissed you once. I kissed you again. My heart it tumbled like the stock exchange. Do you feel what I feel, dear?
Retweeted by ollie mastersBilly Bob Thornton ~ The Man Who Wasn't There (2001) #botd https://t.co/Xmz21aKxLo
Retweeted by ollie mastersThis moment really stuck with me. https://t.co/M6VIjY2Gsh
Retweeted by ollie mastersStill got it! https://t.co/AIFeWbVG0g
Retweeted by ollie mastersAugust 3, 1994 I thought that I was near death from alcoholism. Early the next day I was rushed to the ER and turne… https://t.co/G9I5a8gveq
Retweeted by ollie mastersEveryone’s talking about the dwarfs in Discworld as an allegory of trans people, and it’s true, albeit imperfectly.… https://t.co/zrcNaYaLkS
Retweeted by ollie mastersOne thing I admire about conservatism is the ability to switch seamlessly between "liberals despise ordinary people… https://t.co/iDOewmMdAJ
Retweeted by ollie mastersBlessings. https://t.co/h1zqivsBE3
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Boooooo https://t.co/Jq5tI0eqXAThe full raw wraparound cover art for Batman: ONE DARK KNIGHT #batmanonedarkknight #odk https://t.co/uWdw6wfgr2
Retweeted by ollie mastersmarty KNOWS, okay?? https://t.co/cafOTZEtpk
Retweeted by ollie masters @Devilligan @destructo9000 Hey!!!!!Royal Tenenbaums print. One of several freebie posters I’m throwing in with the Buy Two Get Two -Summer Poster Sale… https://t.co/miqU0Vl6BH
Retweeted by ollie mastersAnxiety origami! https://t.co/lxpXgbjlGlvery amusing to me that nick cave’s most popular song on spotify is the one that was in a harry potter movie
Retweeted by ollie mastersHollywood has absolutely made the shift from building up movie stars to building up characters/IPs, but how does th… https://t.co/iNWBdpxRGw
Retweeted by ollie mastersI was depressed when I made this video. Thanks to everyone for sharing it and making me feel not alone! I've tried… https://t.co/wk3zC4tFqJ
Retweeted by ollie masters @eoinmarron @BFI Oh man, i bet that’ll be awesomeWe must raise an additional £89,000 this year to achieve all that. So, if you want to take a practical and positive… https://t.co/obFK14Eriu
Retweeted by ollie mastersMe: I need a dog Partner: What for?! Me: https://t.co/QTNYbT5zPP
Retweeted by ollie mastersTo all you impressionable young men who follow me, who are obsessed with masculinity and strength and being an alph… https://t.co/8NVQJadubA
Retweeted by ollie masters @Tim_Pilcher That’s fine we’re accepting offers @FrazerBrown those bastards @MarcAspinall I'll start chasing them downI hope the people walking past my flat, hearing me pitching this show over zoom, appreciate the preview into future… https://t.co/xgI6rZHlkf
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