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oliver @olliethinks stoke newington

22โ€”thinks he's funny * grad software engineer * ๐ŸŒฑ plant dad ๐Ÿ‘• groovy shirts ๐ŸŽต music nerd * he/him

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Joined Twitter 8/7/12


not me. I live in a normal apartment https://t.co/u67Ktb4kj6
Retweeted by oliverincarnation: becoming flesh excarnation: removing flesh carnation: pretty flower :)
Retweeted by oliver @dd4ta science has gone too far! @Orangetronic as an extremely ginger person. i approve
8/8
2020
@CarolSaysThings ๐Ÿ˜Š @freezydorito blahaj + PM cutout tea party in Hyde Park? @CarolSaysThings do i spark joy Carol ๐Ÿฅบ @freezydorito jk don't actually do that @freezydorito could take him to the slide you found, he'd enjoy thatstrong eyebrow game this morning https://t.co/dskzJDZFuh @hankchizljaw jk i already had it @hankchizljaw my degree gave me clinical depression hahathey r so versatile u can raise them, move to the side, lower them, crease them. honestly an underrated tooleyebrows are the new best way to communicate silently with strangers on the tube @freezydorito who needs an office when u got $sbux
8/7
2020
@baahorn nice usage of FF btw. more people need to use it @baahorn no but i'm going to say yes because that makes me sound clevererhad a crazy idea, why not make the `like heart` green? it looks kinda cool. it also carries with it a subtle note oโ€ฆ https://t.co/WX2IGrLgnA @virgil_30 feet should be used more frequently than hands to carry out tasks that require the fine manipulation of an instrument @ykulnu howww! @ykulnu most of that paper isn't even lined!!! @ykulnu oh the things i would do to obtain that level of neatness in my writinglife can be hard sometimes.. but then you remember that Pรฉpito got back home last night and immediately saw a tastyโ€ฆ https://t.co/eWNkXAfFqW @freezydorito arguably that is also a `melon` @freezydorito where did life size Boris cutout go?
8/6
2020
today has probably been one of the worst yet best days I've had all year rolled into one. I'm glad I had it though. (I'm exhausted) @TartanLlama that's actually a really damn good description of what it's like
8/5
2020
@soniagupta504 I think they do need trimming if they get too large as they'll expend too much energy @soniagupta504 bought from IKEA! @soniagupta504 https://t.co/MzBTS1Otkq @soniagupta504 mine is a "Ficus microcarpa" bonsai and all I've done is water it and I've had it for two years ๐Ÿ˜Š @soniagupta504 bonsai ๐ŸŒฟ @freezydorito I'm very excited for the future of this tweetWTF this whole album is IMMENSE https://t.co/T1R2O0CYja @jesslynnrose @gingerbreadpup @mattlayt @alexandrathedev ๐Ÿ™ˆ @jesslynnrose @gingerbreadpup @mattlayt @alexandrathedev and no that's not a euphemism. literal hot chocolate powder :( @jesslynnrose I once snorted hot chocolate powder (witnessed by @gingerbreadpup, @mattlayt, @alexandrathedev). canโ€ฆ https://t.co/Guz1V9lZo6 @jesslynnrose hoping you feel well soon ๐Ÿ’œthis is an ๐Ÿšจ accountability tweet ๐Ÿšจ by the time I reopen this app I will have finished these tests @TartanLlama no LIkE for you ๐Ÿ˜‚ @TartanLlama preferred the outer space onei'm being paid for my productive output and i am failing if i don't provide @freezydorito always thought that would be the best strategy if someone tried to mug me. just do something so randoโ€ฆ https://t.co/eZATFFxj1pcurrently v annoyed at self because i'm not being productive AT ALL todaysir. SIR. would you please step away from the veggie burger strewn with strawberries https://t.co/C133urLlknwhy must you do this to me, oh followers https://t.co/GahOqJkZQz @AroraXD cats smell like home to me @MrGcube y-eeeesssss (sometimes)aw today's one of those days when a lot of people i really like/respect all message me at once ๐Ÿ˜Šit compilesgood morning everyone โ˜€๏ธโ˜€๏ธ today we are playing โ˜€๏ธโ˜€๏ธ "but does it compile after i refactored everything out into aโ€ฆ https://t.co/JHW3fAuiha @crablabuk family friendly variant of edgy @oecampbell @hankchizljaw due to the immense community interest i shall put together a Pilot @hankchizljaw but then you'd miss 100 days of Oliver's pizza creations
8/4
2020
@soniagupta504 was just about to make myself a slice of (buttered) toast.. same thing right? @AroraXD I called my bonsai `son` before I called him Steve @C_J_Smith ๐Ÿ˜Š @davidbailey00 ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ @virgil_30 would like to hear your take on MS Teams @ykulnu delizioso!!!and, as the flow of time slows to a steady trickle within the hourglass of today i also, am out. https://t.co/4DlhZ3shV9 @hankchizljaw i wrote my hello world blog post by flipping bits w a magnetic needle m8busy adding value to the public forumPOV: you are inside my washing machine https://t.co/9mp3XSfuRuone satisfied customer https://t.co/iLW1pEXhNt @jesslynnrose world mix @_gemfi ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚ @freezydorito people realised, it's just we're too repressed to call it out @_gemfi you'll have to go through me and my aubergine themed pizza (next ep spoilers) @OliverBack2025 liking the little flourish you did with the sweetcorn thereoh. OH. the meaty overtones of the discounted (25p) thinly-sliced cocktail sausages are really the proverbial cherry on top *chef kiss* @johnny_reilly this is art John. it's a complex form of self expressionthat could've turned out a lot worse subtle hint of slightly-gone-off green pepper beautifully counterpointed by tโ€ฆ https://t.co/eqTqSz0Eyv @emilywithcurls jealous of that chair ๐Ÿ‘€ nice job ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒฟoliver's pizza creations: s1 ep 1 courgette + thinly sliced cocktail sausages + 3/4 of a slightly out of date greeโ€ฆ https://t.co/qZlGU82HYl @milobogardus and when it's a cat from the rival neighborhood https://t.co/lxESx6C4CV @milobogardus https://t.co/LcIlo4MzXd @carolstran best of luck with the search. am sure you'll find somewhere ace to work ๐Ÿ™‚Iโ€™m looking for my next role! ๐Ÿ’ป Frontend developer ๐ŸŒ Remote or Berlin ๐ŸŒฑ A place to grow and learn ๐ŸŒˆ Values that goโ€ฆ https://t.co/PcYx7KMUm7
Retweeted by oliver @freezydorito wtf they `solved` sarcasm ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ @milobogardus not allowed. 21+ @freezydorito cause everyone else is out enjoying pubs and theyre introverts so were "basically under lockdown condโ€ฆ https://t.co/snIBd3BLYu
8/3
2020
@soniagupta504 rewatch? ๐Ÿ™‚ @soniagupta504 the Benedict Cumberbatch Sherlock? @freezydorito 4,700 LEGOยฎ pieces *winces* @freezydorito holy shit. where do i sign up @freezydorito this next? https://t.co/56FNvbxu8q @freezydorito i knew it, this Lego set is gonna provide a solid weeks worth of Contentโ„ข @_gemfi oh to be a dog @_gemfi it's why people like poetry i guessit's too early to be late and too late to be early7pm is the best timehave a happy Sunday everyone โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿท https://t.co/xmADBBEgWj @arshia__ oh related: the other day I woke up from a dream and I found something about it so great that I said "yesโ€ฆ https://t.co/dy03uapF6d @arshia__ yeah I'll usually create a background story for everything that happens. it's definitely all happening frโ€ฆ https://t.co/dKfP2bWZ1U @vvveracruz u can retire @CMNatic ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ด @johnny_reilly will report back. it has tough competition! @heydonworks https://t.co/adJFB6B7T8 @freezydorito still thinking about that time when i visited Lego hq and they had literal towers of heads https://t.co/jfYJFl0JuC
8/2
2020

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