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Omid Djalili @omid9 EDINBURGH

Stand up. A few films. A documentary or two. Bit of Tv. Couple of musicals. Bald.

2,890 Following   273,418 Followers   35,507 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/19/09


First Bristol show on the 31st August SOLD OUT. Tickets for the second show selling very well so please don't be w… https://t.co/VFsCz999Dz
Retweeted by Omid Djalili @TVSanjeev *triggered* 😊 @MatthewPriest1 No but will do from now @PatJone60030918 🕺😎 @PaulBuc31614268 That’s my funeral sorted. Cheers @PaulBuc31614268 Especially when seeing a Doc 😊Whatever the event, this is the way to enter a room https://t.co/nLZhNoeBpKJohn Bercow with the hair of Gerry Francis. https://t.co/0cR7F5RjmP
Retweeted by Omid DjaliliGreat article. But it’s more than terrible. The destruction of #AmazonRainforest (described as the ‘lungs of the wo… https://t.co/IteN6zKqWY
8/23
2019
The incredible picture which shows Chelsea striker Samuel Eto'o celebrating with starstruck ball-boy… 13-year-old C… https://t.co/MqiDqqNfKa
Retweeted by Omid DjaliliTheresa May with the physiognomy of Roy Hodgson. #PhysiognomyThursday https://t.co/VFbkwTFDRz
Retweeted by Omid DjaliliIf you are in contempt of Parliament all that seems to happen is you are “found to be in contempt of Parliament”. T… https://t.co/jJ57MTOfUB @akburhani 😊😊😊👏👏👏 @omid9 There's thousands of pot holes out there!! Just pick one to hide in!!👍
Retweeted by Omid Djalili @akburhani Fact you tweeted me immediately is evidence to the contrary 😊If life has taught me anything, it’s road maintenance engineering is way harder than you think - not easy finding… https://t.co/D2si67rrUR @omid9 @BorisJohnson @DominicRaab This lady must be released, it's just criminal how her rights have been ignored,… https://t.co/eYxyIUJQiW
Retweeted by Omid Djalili @Poselay @BorisJohnson @DominicRaab Well that’s one way of saying ‘it’ll never happen’ 😊I assume this was a sketch cut from SNL, where they decided that Alec Baldwin's Trump character was so blatantly ly… https://t.co/r8GXUDVLIS
Retweeted by Omid Djalili#FreeNazanin https://t.co/0EW30MNDJ8
Retweeted by Omid DjaliliIt’s time. Come on @BorisJohnson and @DominicRaab https://t.co/Vl1Wii0tdU
8/22
2019
@AndyP121cey I even waved a thank you 😊 @RobHarris ...And the new handball Law was requested and proposed by the English authorities after they’d been oute… https://t.co/vq6z3rZnvC
Retweeted by Omid Djalili @notgotnothing No because we all know (openly) that we make, and have made, our own rules ourselves and have always… https://t.co/uytiiSit63In years to come a statue of Ian Holloway will be built as a symbol of the catalyst that stopped Brexit https://t.co/kitNKnxvrt @solo_minchiate @ChelseaFC 👏
8/21
2019
@solo_minchiate @ChelseaFC I put that question to him recently. He looked up at the sky and cried out, "Eloi Eloi l… https://t.co/RJnuZS6irt @solo_minchiate @ChelseaFC non ne sono affatto sicuro @solo_minchiate @ChelseaFC mai @1905Tom 100% @manstol1 @ChelseaFC That is Donald Tusk. Doubt very much he’ll come to our club. Word on the street tho is two mon… https://t.co/hBo5auMlPcHe will save us #CFC @ChelseaFC https://t.co/BAAsslxytCGreat illustration that describes how @ChelseaFC have been starting and finishing their games recently https://t.co/nZy1ehCx8m @AncientKeeper When Leicester fans, referring to Hazard equaliser v Spurs in 2016 handing them the title, sing “cha… https://t.co/MK3d8WWEtr @cscott0620 @tuckb85 I was stern faced watching this at first thinking “what the hell... ?” 35 views later ... 😊
8/20
2019
@manstol1 Only the truly wise will see such deep hidden meaning in the words of a 13th century Persian poet 😊👏👏🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 @naweed27 really is worth watching to the end @Charlier0se1 @BinaryNumb AbsolutelyIt may be time for Britain 🇬🇧 to start colonising these places again. Warning ⚠️ do not watch with food or a bever… https://t.co/IEkvF1jch2Fav Rumi quote: “You are not a drop in the ocean. You are the entire ocean, in a drop.” @CreateWrit Indeed a better story 😊Priti Patel with the jaw of Jimmy Hill. https://t.co/rcfym7TvIG
Retweeted by Omid Djalili @soongkma Exactly why I tweeted 😊As they made up shortly after what this needed was a short burst of Serge Gainsbourg “Je t’aime... moi non plus” at… https://t.co/vKLUoGF7LI
8/19
2019
@osgoodwasgood @PearlJam @plymouthpolice @MKpolice Wow @omid9 Lost mine at a pearl jam concert in Milton Keynes found handed to police in Plymouth posted back to Nottingh… https://t.co/05FC0Zj35g
Retweeted by Omid Djalili @smallrawplug Palace fan? @bigpapab3ar1 Really doesGood police story: Today my son lost his phone on way to #CFCvLEI. Hours later he searched for it on his computer,… https://t.co/QXOnSOVnyeFabulous first 15 mins then knackered. On this form think #CFC def secured top 10 #CHELEIN’Golo Kante name announced in CFC line up and Leicester fans cheer loudly. You never forget the players who won you the league 👏 @republikaistra @omid9 He also made himself known in the French Cup Final https://t.co/f0WyVf1eMH
Retweeted by Omid Djalili @maguirenumber6 @republikaistra c’est genial @omid9 When I grow up, I wanna be Remi Galliard
Retweeted by Omid DjaliliWorth waiting for the javelin https://t.co/rWRcGyfpui
8/18
2019
Well said @Kingcanners https://t.co/4hbVjweb3Y @CanovilleFdn @Kingcanners @ChelseaFC @SueFennimore @NeilSpyBarnett @jamaledwards @CapoLee100 @GullitRhttps://t.co/OFZu4uMsij @ElyodBJ posted evidence a while back. Look it up. It’s all over the net.
8/17
2019
King of the deadpan! 👏 https://t.co/gQeg9XQrX0 @RichardEGrant slightly late to party but just seen Can You Forgive Me? Fabulous. You do old England sleeping throu… https://t.co/l0ARLit1A6 @manstol1 No. But invited me back for 2nd go next year as not enough turn out & only 51.9% approval (massive away w… https://t.co/WYiflx8Fsn @bhoyflynn77 They are well aware of that and making huge strides to change things and make amends. Genuinely blown… https://t.co/mkn1rEktVtThe Slavery Museum in Qatar one of the best exhibits I’ve ever seen. Almost taboo to even talk about it in the Midd… https://t.co/QVzh04eG9I @adamsonin There’s a shrine to Hans Blix here and he’s still alive @Jurathewestie a shy people but a dark sense of humour 😊👍🏽 Thanks for coming @JuliaHB1 You have never done, and will never do in all your life, anything one-hundredth as valuable and important… https://t.co/tQkEuOMpoN
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8/16
2019
No wild cheering. No abuse. Mostly long stares & polite confusion and me realising Qatar probably the only place in… https://t.co/5nZ5roHGqe @ElyodBJ It’s actually not @gjhill2006 I was told to being several layers. It gets cold here they say @juwebb88 No. You. 😊 https://t.co/aKzDzCsR4F @juwebb88 Ancient definition is “belonging to the very distant past and no longer in existence” so beg to differ @manstol1 Cheers Lee 🍻If the gig tonight rocks to even half Qatar Airways level then we in for a good one. Nemr & Hamad also in English a… https://t.co/vu5aYN14jy @Scoutbloke No change to anywhere else to be honest. Minus the starIf my welcome in #Qatar last night (discovering a star & presented with photoshop humorously stating I do not belon… https://t.co/2PPA8AXryg
8/15
2019
Still my favourite https://t.co/7M5sUDDAbh @StevieCahill AgreedTammy Abraham could have been the hero with a chance to win it in extra time. Now he’s the one who misses to lose p… https://t.co/l77INF2obR @omid9 Everyone
Retweeted by Omid Djalili2-2! Does anyone want this game to end? 😊 #LIVCHEPulisic disallowed goal still unbelievable as it was so Hazard-like. CFC playing ridiculously well #liverpoolvschelseaWhat a goal Giroud. Fabulous through ball Pulisic. Nothing more than CFC deserve #CHELIV #EuropeanSuperCupTomorrow night in Doha 😊 https://t.co/S8ADvhF2AxBrilliant article in the Irish Times about Afshin who arrived in Ireland as a refugee now one of the key and promin… https://t.co/pLkX9TjRJZ @manstol1 @WarpTubes @LiveNowHere @BorisJohnson Hashtag master 👏👏 @manstol1 @WarpTubes @LiveNowHere @BorisJohnson Lee. This “an all-or-nothing” attitude to no-deal is nothing but a… https://t.co/2SDNPFRMYR @Luludohm @charlieputh Well said
8/14
2019
Listening to music at dusk while walking in a park (to increase step count) heartily recommend Attention, How Long… https://t.co/N1gVgPWlvo @adambambino7 Thanks for coming and being game enough to join me on stage 😊 @manstol1 Don’t be silly. It’s always been one person. You. Hope you get Xmas no. 1 https://t.co/PwBRm8V7AhNelson Mandela with the hair of Terry Venables. https://t.co/dcVOfN4LBJ
Retweeted by Omid DjaliliNext UK Foreign secretary candidate https://t.co/4NetaeRdLi
8/13
2019
@manstol1 It’s easier to leave the solar system so it never will be enacted Lee. What will you do then? @manstol1 Of course. But seriously: now you know the facts, why do you hate democracy so much?The laugh out loud bit in this interesting article advocating a novel idea to bring the country together is: “Th… https://t.co/zwfxiwdIAA @az_sulley @edfringe Cheers 🍻😊👍🏽👍🏽“Belfist? It’s Belfast you balloon” https://t.co/phGRGM0yNz https://t.co/EWx5dBd0sA @ImJamieAnderson @iCoomber Love Nick Tate. Absolutely top bloke @jayrayner1 Guess how it feels to be sitting at the next table having ordered the chicken, but your neighbour insis… https://t.co/lbta14qvhu
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8/12
2019
The ultimate comfort TV! Enjoy, @omid9! 😊 https://t.co/9ZPyTfE35c
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8/11
2019

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